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1	Oh so I take it the drug dealer was a law abiding citizen who had obtained his firearm legally and used the shotgun in self defence? I though not. Just out of personal interest lets say you took away the rights of the law abiding to own guns how would that shooting be stopped, cus i am pretty sure the drug dealing criminal would still get his gun Illegally. A gunner you say went on a massacre? I am pretty sure you mean a criminal went on a massacre and maybe if somebody like Doc or Old sarge was there the end death tally would have been alot different.
1	pet's death text messaged
1	report: % of americans suffer from synesthesia
1	world wildlife fund donors receive refund after western black rhino goes extinct
0	what people are buying on amazon this week, besides baby banana toothbrushes
0	Not in matters of atheism. Tell me, when science discovers something that seems to agree with the 150 year old writings of Darwin, are the writings of Darwin disregarded? Or is that type of history trumpeted to the masses?
1	>_> one would think pulling the power, breaking into someone's house, and having raped her once and been reported would have been proof enough. What do you want a video of him raping her or something?
1	biden hands out loose gt cola can to unexpected trick-or-treater
1	Speculation can be profitable. A full head of hair is not unique. My pyramidal tinfoil hat is an antenna for knowledge and truth. It reflects idiocy and dumbness into deep space. You still haven't admitted to your error.
0	artist's stunning image honors the moment one woman defied a neo-nazi march
0	Since they are issued by the military I would think so.
0	this parody perfectly explains how lovely it was to be a woman in 2016
1	study reveals majority of suicides occur while trying to put fitted sheet on bed
1	teen on verge of either joining isis or getting super into rollerblading
0	allison schmitt proves depression doesn't have to hold you back
0	You mean that it must have has a beginning, don't you?
0	kansas secretary of state: only obstacle voter id causes may be 'exerting calories'
0	cecily strong responds to 'weekend update' change
1	nasa issues formal apology for 1969 genocide of moon natives
1	community that came together to pay for kid's cancer treatment goes bankrupt too
0	the public health threat of private anger
1	copy editor's revenge takes form of unhyphenated word
1	pete buttigieg stuns campaign crowd by speaking to manufacturing robots in fluent binary
1	everyone at u.n. watching trump speak can't believe they used to consider u.s. a superpower
1	ecologists urge birds to avert global decline of insects by adopting seed-based diet
0	I'm sorry, but your entire rant is nothing but ignorance based fear mongering. From YOUR ARTICLE:
0	If a scientist doesn't believe his test results are accurate, and expects me to place my life savings on his project would that not be pretty stupid.
1	man who cut off seymour hersh in traffic subject of 20-page 'new yorker' exposé
0	anthony kennedy's citizens united disclosure salve 'not working'
0	'a day with hiv' campaign tells the powerful stories of those affected by hiv
0	the sanders phenomenon
0	something to vote for on november 8, 2016: elect 279 candidates on election day and the united states leads the world in fighting climate change!
1	arctic glacier called to melt before senate energy committee
1	thai dish apparently costs 3 peppers
1	And there we go again. Re-read the bit about dancing around the land mines, if you in fact did read it the first time.
1	report: gen x irony, cynicism may be permanently obsolete
0	jason priestley praises shannen doherty's bravery amid cancer battle
0	No, I wasn't looking for religious morality, I was looking for general morality, so your argument was the kind I wanted to debate. Anyway, what is with people thinking that an activity that creates children is neccesarily a good thing? There are already a lot of people in the world, and too many more will end up using up all the food, and then there will no people, because we will all die an agonizing death of starvation. Heterosexuality is good, without any reproduction we would die out as well, but homosexuality is also very good and important because without enough non reproductive couples, the population would increase even more.
1	66 percent of u.s. citizens object to torture in nonetheless frightening poll
1	r.l. stine reveals slappy from night of the living dummy was gay
0	This is obviously incorrect since Earth and Mars are were created only 6,000 years ago. And how did they know that Mars would be so close this year?I have other questions too. How do they know that Pluto has a 249 year orbit of the sun since it wasn't discovered until 1930. No one has seen it orbit the sun yet. How did they know that it would actually come closer to the sun than Neptune in 1979 and move forther away again in 1999? They told me that when I was young. But no one had ever seen it. It was just speculation - a scientific theory, right?? ;) :p
1	historical archives: one may now toil from home
1	kim jong-un wonders if nuclear threats distracting him from real goal of starving citizenry
1	nervous maid of honor just stringing together random maya angelou quotes
1	defiant customers refuse to return recalled crib
1	'luck' producers still killing a lot of horses
1	4 hours scrolling through facebook before bed referred to as 'winding down'
1	employee's loyalty garners ceo's contempt
1	First of all, WHO'S WE? And secondly, must I always be forced to post the complete exchange in order to prove to everyone how you slip and slide around without ever responding to the arguments forwarded at all? Now feel free to point out one aspect of your ON TOPIC DIATRIBE WHICH I FAILED TO RESPOND TO!!!
1	milkshake almost ruined by breakup
0	fact-checking walmart's fact-check of the new york times
1	Worship me and I'll bless you too. With money of course. He can't even give you money. I am the true god and I created the mindset that he was a god in him. Worship me and spread the word about the true religion. Everyone who joins my church will instantly get $1,000 and after a week of membership you will get $1 million. The end of the week is when my project is and then you can go into the real world. All those who didn't believe in me will be destroyed when my world I created gets to the dump.
0	They would not have to be spontaneous or simultaneous but they would have to exactly copy many structures of each other, highly unlikely.
0	No, it is not a bad deal for the child. However, my beliefs do not permit murder, even if it is a better "deal".
1	phil spector joins jennifer hudson to present 'best new artist' grammy
0	little league pitcher totally in awe after giving up grand slam
1	historical archives: to be sold - rather large buttons
0	Oh, buddy, Atheism has EVERYTHING to do with that. The morality-less framework of Atheism ALLOWED them to justify the horrors that they inflicted.
1	mccain late to debate due to greyhound delays
0	Certainly... just like how the makers of Expelled have repeatedly refused to publish the interviews in full. It's not just that PZ and Dawkins object to the content of the movie -- the makers of Expelled don't want them to be able to object in the first place. It's always been their favorite argument against PZ to dangle over the head of his criticisms the fact that he hasn't even seen the movie. They can't pull that one on Dawkins anymore, which is to their disadvantage, but fortunately they managed to spot PZ before it was too late.
0	live updates on greece's debt crisis
0	join huffpost as we break down the gop debate
1	cover letter specifically tailored to company even sadder than generic ones
1	gummi bear emerges from digestive tract unharmed
0	the groundbreaking queer comedy series 'take my wife' is back
0	watch cop's extremely lucky escape as car slams into gas station
1	switzerland passes u.n. inspection after erecting fire escape on matterhorn
1	literary study finds all modern narratives derived from classic 'alien vs. predator' conflict
0	kourtney kardashian shares adorable photo with baby reign
1	dead ipod remembered as expensive
0	broadway veteran sets the record straight about 'hamilton'
0	While I don't follow the whole "child trap" thing,... whatever it is,... Would that be any more ridiculous than the notion that a vagina is an entrance/exit to personhood?
1	alpha trick-or-treater established by third house
1	beached whale trying to hold on until sea levels rise
0	white house warns syria against launching another chemical weapons attack
0	sarah byrne's gps guide for happiness
1	louis c.k. fan disappointed at lack of psychosexual power games in new material
0	how trump really feels about queer people, explained in one sentence
1	dressing room curtain tested for vulnerabilities
1	area twitter user guesses he could muster up 140 more characters about the master race
0	I think what Steeeve is noting is that one of the central tenets of Catholicism is ecclesiastical authority. This isn't like disagreeing on the color of the choir robes. If you don't recognize the authority of the Pope, then basically you aren't really Catholic.
0	the truth about generic vs. brand-name medications
1	emoticonXFrazzled emoticonXWow emoticonXWow Did I read that right? I better get a hard hat and a snowmobile, I think the sky might be about to fall, but the riding's going to be good in hell. :p Waxy
1	Sure Justine, just like all those gay couples that waited until their state recognized gay marriage to tie the knot on TV. And then once the media got tired of it it's died down to a trickle in Massachusetts . . . Marriage as a political lobbyists' tool isn't too sacred IMO.
0	which celebrities share your astrological sign?
1	prince william divorces kate middleton after 5 weeks
0	knowing hillary
1	man given points for trying increases total trying points to 643,457
0	kareem abdul-jabbar speaks out against ben carson's anti-muslim comments
1	Very poor argument. Theft is not commensurate with a woman's right tow own her own body. Of course, according to your theft argument, a woman's bodily resources ARE STOLEN from her by a fetus, by a pregnancy. Guess it works after all. If a woman does not grant a fetus access to her bodily resources, it is theft, pure and simple.
1	abortion doctor's murder sparks waves of calm, rational discussion
0	this timeout video is toddler angst at its finest
1	'no, take jeb instead,' screams george w. bush while shoving brother into father's grave
0	Very sad news. I'm gonna have to say that if I was talking to the assemblyman that they quoted said that to my face, I'd tell the little bigot that his filthy viewpoint sounds exactly like the arguments used against interracial marriage, against civil rights for blacks, women, and various minorities, and also against ending slavery.
0	the evolution of the feminist label, according to two iconic activists
1	Ah yes, the ever popular 3rd grade "they started it" response. Didn't jesus say to turn the other cheek?
1	congress relieved to admit it's not going to accomplish anything this year
0	Either a gross misunderstanding or a gross misrepresentation of evolutionary theory.
0	why this congressman is skipping the inauguration and marching with women
1	area couple not sure if sex was tantric

1

Oh so I take it the drug dealer was a law abiding citizen who had obtained his firearm legally and used the shotgun in self defence? I though not. Just out of personal interest lets say you took away the rights of the law abiding to own guns how would that shooting be stopped, cus i am pretty sure the drug dealing criminal would still get his gun Illegally. A gunner you say went on a massacre? I am pretty sure you mean a criminal went on a massacre and maybe if somebody like Doc or Old sarge was there the end death tally would have been alot different.

1

pet's death text messaged

1

report: % of americans suffer from synesthesia

1

world wildlife fund donors receive refund after western black rhino goes extinct

0

what people are buying on amazon this week, besides baby banana toothbrushes

0

Not in matters of atheism. Tell me, when science discovers something that seems to agree with the 150 year old writings of Darwin, are the writings of Darwin disregarded? Or is that type of history trumpeted to the masses?

1

>_> one would think pulling the power, breaking into someone's house, and having raped her once and been reported would have been proof enough. What do you want a video of him raping her or something?

1

biden hands out loose gt cola can to unexpected trick-or-treater

1

Speculation can be profitable. A full head of hair is not unique. My pyramidal tinfoil hat is an antenna for knowledge and truth. It reflects idiocy and dumbness into deep space. You still haven't admitted to your error.

0

artist's stunning image honors the moment one woman defied a neo-nazi march

0

Since they are issued by the military I would think so.

0

this parody perfectly explains how lovely it was to be a woman in 2016

1

study reveals majority of suicides occur while trying to put fitted sheet on bed

1

teen on verge of either joining isis or getting super into rollerblading

0

allison schmitt proves depression doesn't have to hold you back

0

You mean that it must have has a beginning, don't you?

0

kansas secretary of state: only obstacle voter id causes may be 'exerting calories'

0

cecily strong responds to 'weekend update' change

1

nasa issues formal apology for 1969 genocide of moon natives

1

community that came together to pay for kid's cancer treatment goes bankrupt too

0

the public health threat of private anger

1

copy editor's revenge takes form of unhyphenated word

1

pete buttigieg stuns campaign crowd by speaking to manufacturing robots in fluent binary

1

everyone at u.n. watching trump speak can't believe they used to consider u.s. a superpower

1

ecologists urge birds to avert global decline of insects by adopting seed-based diet

0

I'm sorry, but your entire rant is nothing but ignorance based fear mongering. From YOUR ARTICLE:

0

If a scientist doesn't believe his test results are accurate, and expects me to place my life savings on his project would that not be pretty stupid.

1

man who cut off seymour hersh in traffic subject of 20-page 'new yorker' exposé

0

anthony kennedy's citizens united disclosure salve 'not working'

0

'a day with hiv' campaign tells the powerful stories of those affected by hiv

0

the sanders phenomenon

0

something to vote for on november 8, 2016: elect 279 candidates on election day and the united states leads the world in fighting climate change!

1

arctic glacier called to melt before senate energy committee

1

thai dish apparently costs 3 peppers

1

And there we go again. Re-read the bit about dancing around the land mines, if you in fact did read it the first time.

1

report: gen x irony, cynicism may be permanently obsolete

0

jason priestley praises shannen doherty's bravery amid cancer battle

0

No, I wasn't looking for religious morality, I was looking for general morality, so your argument was the kind I wanted to debate. Anyway, what is with people thinking that an activity that creates children is neccesarily a good thing? There are already a lot of people in the world, and too many more will end up using up all the food, and then there will no people, because we will all die an agonizing death of starvation. Heterosexuality is good, without any reproduction we would die out as well, but homosexuality is also very good and important because without enough non reproductive couples, the population would increase even more.

1

66 percent of u.s. citizens object to torture in nonetheless frightening poll

1

r.l. stine reveals slappy from night of the living dummy was gay

0

This is obviously incorrect since Earth and Mars are were created only 6,000 years ago. And how did they know that Mars would be so close this year?I have other questions too. How do they know that Pluto has a 249 year orbit of the sun since it wasn't discovered until 1930. No one has seen it orbit the sun yet. How did they know that it would actually come closer to the sun than Neptune in 1979 and move forther away again in 1999? They told me that when I was young. But no one had ever seen it. It was just speculation - a scientific theory, right?? ;) :p

1

historical archives: one may now toil from home

1

kim jong-un wonders if nuclear threats distracting him from real goal of starving citizenry

1

nervous maid of honor just stringing together random maya angelou quotes

1

defiant customers refuse to return recalled crib

1

'luck' producers still killing a lot of horses

1

4 hours scrolling through facebook before bed referred to as 'winding down'

1

employee's loyalty garners ceo's contempt

1

First of all, WHO'S WE? And secondly, must I always be forced to post the complete exchange in order to prove to everyone how you slip and slide around without ever responding to the arguments forwarded at all? Now feel free to point out one aspect of your ON TOPIC DIATRIBE WHICH I FAILED TO RESPOND TO!!!

1

milkshake almost ruined by breakup

0

fact-checking walmart's fact-check of the new york times

1

Worship me and I'll bless you too. With money of course. He can't even give you money. I am the true god and I created the mindset that he was a god in him. Worship me and spread the word about the true religion. Everyone who joins my church will instantly get $1,000 and after a week of membership you will get $1 million. The end of the week is when my project is and then you can go into the real world. All those who didn't believe in me will be destroyed when my world I created gets to the dump.

0

They would not have to be spontaneous or simultaneous but they would have to exactly copy many structures of each other, highly unlikely.

0

No, it is not a bad deal for the child. However, my beliefs do not permit murder, even if it is a better "deal".

1

phil spector joins jennifer hudson to present 'best new artist' grammy

0

little league pitcher totally in awe after giving up grand slam

1

historical archives: to be sold - rather large buttons

0

Oh, buddy, Atheism has EVERYTHING to do with that. The morality-less framework of Atheism ALLOWED them to justify the horrors that they inflicted.

1

mccain late to debate due to greyhound delays

0

Certainly... just like how the makers of Expelled have repeatedly refused to publish the interviews in full. It's not just that PZ and Dawkins object to the content of the movie -- the makers of Expelled don't want them to be able to object in the first place. It's always been their favorite argument against PZ to dangle over the head of his criticisms the fact that he hasn't even seen the movie. They can't pull that one on Dawkins anymore, which is to their disadvantage, but fortunately they managed to spot PZ before it was too late.

0

live updates on greece's debt crisis

0

join huffpost as we break down the gop debate

1

cover letter specifically tailored to company even sadder than generic ones

1

gummi bear emerges from digestive tract unharmed

0

the groundbreaking queer comedy series 'take my wife' is back

0

watch cop's extremely lucky escape as car slams into gas station

1

switzerland passes u.n. inspection after erecting fire escape on matterhorn

1

literary study finds all modern narratives derived from classic 'alien vs. predator' conflict

0

kourtney kardashian shares adorable photo with baby reign

1

dead ipod remembered as expensive

0

broadway veteran sets the record straight about 'hamilton'

0

While I don't follow the whole "child trap" thing,... whatever it is,... Would that be any more ridiculous than the notion that a vagina is an entrance/exit to personhood?

1

alpha trick-or-treater established by third house

1

beached whale trying to hold on until sea levels rise

0

white house warns syria against launching another chemical weapons attack

0

sarah byrne's gps guide for happiness

1

louis c.k. fan disappointed at lack of psychosexual power games in new material

0

how trump really feels about queer people, explained in one sentence

1

dressing room curtain tested for vulnerabilities

1

area twitter user guesses he could muster up 140 more characters about the master race

0

I think what Steeeve is noting is that one of the central tenets of Catholicism is ecclesiastical authority. This isn't like disagreeing on the color of the choir robes. If you don't recognize the authority of the Pope, then basically you aren't really Catholic.

0

the truth about generic vs. brand-name medications

1

emoticonXFrazzled emoticonXWow emoticonXWow Did I read that right? I better get a hard hat and a snowmobile, I think the sky might be about to fall, but the riding's going to be good in hell. :p Waxy

1

Sure Justine, just like all those gay couples that waited until their state recognized gay marriage to tie the knot on TV. And then once the media got tired of it it's died down to a trickle in Massachusetts . . . Marriage as a political lobbyists' tool isn't too sacred IMO.

0

which celebrities share your astrological sign?

1

prince william divorces kate middleton after 5 weeks

0

knowing hillary

1

man given points for trying increases total trying points to 643,457

0

kareem abdul-jabbar speaks out against ben carson's anti-muslim comments

1

Very poor argument. Theft is not commensurate with a woman's right tow own her own body. Of course, according to your theft argument, a woman's bodily resources ARE STOLEN from her by a fetus, by a pregnancy. Guess it works after all. If a woman does not grant a fetus access to her bodily resources, it is theft, pure and simple.

1

abortion doctor's murder sparks waves of calm, rational discussion

0

this timeout video is toddler angst at its finest

1

'no, take jeb instead,' screams george w. bush while shoving brother into father's grave

0

Very sad news. I'm gonna have to say that if I was talking to the assemblyman that they quoted said that to my face, I'd tell the little bigot that his filthy viewpoint sounds exactly like the arguments used against interracial marriage, against civil rights for blacks, women, and various minorities, and also against ending slavery.

0

the evolution of the feminist label, according to two iconic activists

1

Ah yes, the ever popular 3rd grade "they started it" response. Didn't jesus say to turn the other cheek?

1

congress relieved to admit it's not going to accomplish anything this year

0

Either a gross misunderstanding or a gross misrepresentation of evolutionary theory.

0

why this congressman is skipping the inauguration and marching with women

1

area couple not sure if sex was tantric