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1	mitt romney soars in polls after leaving country
0	you're tackling your to-do list all wrong -- here's how to get it right
1	Um, recorded and document Anglo/Irish history? The same history that led John Major and Anthony Blair to apologize to the Irish people.
1	study: majority of 'calm downs' ineffective
1	Well, you have proven yoruself to be a man with no brain, that is for sure. The definition that was given was the one that scientists use, not the layperson.
1	And God lives in Heaven, with Jesus sitting on the right side of Him.
0	hilary duff hints that she could reconcile with mike comrie
0	man who kept woman chained in container admits to killing 7: sheriff
1	And here it is, corrected to remove that little hint of sensationalism that you feel is needed to drum up support for your cause.
0	why i'm stonewalling 'stonewall'
1	aquarium touch tank lets kids pet water in natural environment
0	illinois elves have some gift ideas for your favorite politicians
1	fraternity members to undergo racial sensitivity hazing
1	controversial theory suggests aliens may have built ancient egypt's intergalactic spaceport
1	drunk women find their run across busy street hilarious
1	cnn anchor interviews al jazeera anchor who interviewed libyan rebels
1	unattractive man not fooling anyone by dressing well
0	NOt true,California's ammendments are not doing as well as other states did. You are talking about a very liberal state. If it is decided that marriage is allowed by the courts, then you are talking about taking away rights people have been granted by the courts. I just don't think that will happen in Calf. much too liberal.
1	bassist has little riff ready to go in case frontman goes around introducing everyone
0	Do you mean someone who was wrong? I asked you before to give an example of where Newton found empirical evidence of God. You failed to do so. I suspect that you can't.
1	moon now overrun with cane toads after species accidentally introduced into environment during apollo 17 mission
1	ad campaign appeals to young, hip, influenced-by-ad-campaigns demographic
0	Actually, one could also cite the success of Chinese merchants all over the world, South Korean capitalists in the U.S. and quite a number of other non-Europeans around the world. Do all of these groups hold values in common? Or, is there a distinct brand of Hindu capitalism as opposed to Chinese capitalism as opposed to South Korean capitalism? And, I'd better not slight the Japanese in this discussion. I'm not sure I approve of Hayek's take on capitalism, though.
1	easy wife gives it up on first date night
1	study: good porn still hard to find
0	six dead, 10 hurt in baltimore commuter, school bus crash
1	Sorry, old chap, but last time we checked, we were still on the Son-of-a-Bush's watch. It's HIS mess; the buck stops on HIS desk! Bush is the circus elephant; President Obama will be like the man with the shovel and the pail, cleaning up his predecessor's dung.
0	california has become a nationwide leader in better school discipline practices
0	senate amendment would dramatically improve how doctors treat heroin addiction
0	black ribbon in the balsam
1	experimental anti-aging treatment still has few kinks, report infant researchers
1	paul ryan smiles, thumbs up way through question about specificity of tax plan
1	pat patriot denies being mascot #5 in prostitution sting police report
1	tim kaine's children: tim kaine could be vice president of lameness, maybe
1	private eye's office ransacked for fourth time this month
0	jimmy fallon gets heartfelt after revealing he almost lost his finger
0	explosive report says usa swimming covered up hundreds of sexual abuse cases
1	aides wrestle drill from trump's hands as he tries to remove obama listening device from skull
1	Is there some kind of prize for most consecutive straw-man arguments. I ask this because you seem to be going for a record. No where have I claimed that I would fix your problems, many though there are.
1	krispy kreme doughnuts described to sioux city relatives
0	'nurse jackie' star haaz sleiman comes out as gay and a 'total bottom'
0	country singer & former 'one tree hill' star jana kramer welcomes daughter jolie rae
1	Sinjin, Your simian like intelligence has understandably misinterpreted my post, I never once implied that I aspire to be a do-gooder or that I applauded philanthropy. For your information I detest charity and philanthropy (philosophically speaking). Your simian barks from the sidelines are entertaining, but nothing else. Now to the other heckler Waxy, who at least offered more than an unintelligible grunt in his / her heckle.
1	members of twisted sister now willing to take it
0	lindsey graham's leaked voicemails are very revealing
1	baseball season rumored to be underway
1	justin timberlake tells jessica biel no one will believe her
0	the 'tomb raider' trailer is here and we already miss angelina jolie
0	dating technology
0	body found near where kayaker went missing
0	john mccain rips donald trump for pardoning joe arpaio
0	google chooses saving lives over profits in the midst of opioid epidemic
1	vp pick energizes republican basest
1	The bible account is incomplete - Noah had two boats, the ark, and the arkuarium.
0	the sickly sweet children's books that inspired henry darger's dark imagination
0	controversial study links e-cigarettes to formaldehyde exposure
0	on this week's cheap celeb finds, kylie jenner wears a $40 bikini top
0	puerto rico governor calls for cancellation of whitefish contract
0	syrian olympic swimmer shuts down anti-refugee rhetoric in 4 words
1	mccain stares at screen, attempts to write family christmas letter
1	So Steeeeve, you think that "fewer than 1000 deaths" per year is a reasonable price to pay for outlawing elective abortion? And to add to what simone said figures on abortion as quoted by a site with a Roman Catholic agenda are one of the least unbiased souces of information you could cite in this debate.
1	<flush> You don't know which is which, which is why you're destined to be a future Pit dweller.
0	I think the OP said it pretty well. If an organism or cell can process information and then make decisions based on that information, that's intelligence.
0	amazon unhinged
1	homeland security criticized for allowing known killer to stay in country
1	gallant man extremely concerned about drunk woman's welfare
1	robert mueller begins thirteenth day undercover as white house janitor
0	We know that now, but not because the sun rises every day, because we have identified other evidence that proves heliocentrism.The hypothesis "the sun orbits the earth" predicts it will rise and set every day, the hypothesis "The earth is rotating" predicts the same.
1	Isn't that exactly what I said! Clearly we have an issue of a probably overweight white man who is without a doubt racist (because if we know anything it is that every white male that has short hair is a racist) coming down on a black woman! You nailed it again MA! Props to you for uncovering this mystery.
1	luther vandross remembered, if only for one night
1	But rather than be honest about your mistake, you just changed things without paying any attention to the fact that we've shown you have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to the claims of the scientific community.. at least, not until somebody tells you. (And you accuse me of not having a teacher's mentality as I educate you in something you didn't previously know... How pathetic.)
0	domestic terrorists organizing online are 'real threat,' doj warns
0	this octogenarian took in dozens of abandoned dogs and built them a mini-train
0	taylor swift teases 'i don't wanna live forever' music video with zayn (update)
1	man passes away surrounded by knife-wielding loved ones
0	donald trump is wrong that americans don't care about his tax returns
1	If you think stating the inherently obvious is somehow a "laughable standard" ... emoticonXDonno
1	aliens arrive late: 'sorry, hope nobody's killed themselves yet,' say aliens
0	This claim might be true, but do you have any citations about Carl Burgh's fraudulent claims? (ps I note you don't tell everyone else to go look up a book! It's nice to feel special) I know of this site http://home.austarnet.com.au/stear/carl_baugh_page.htm which makes the claim, but I'd be interested to learn more about this alleged fraud
1	extra security to COMPLIMENT the security they already had. Security that comprises of volunteers who are armed. At least these volunteers have previous experience. ;)
0	meet the woman who flew us to pluto
1	While we're on the subject, I've managed to conclusively disprove Intelligent (sic) Design. It's actually a remarkably simple thing to do when you realise that Nature is just far too complex to have been designed. Look around you. We humans are perhaps the best designers that we know of. Look how crude are the things we make: the filthy, inefficient combustion engine; the computer, unable to make decisions of its own and unable to feel emotions; the microwave, unable to cool anything like a tasty meal. We are, at best, crude emulators of Nature. No. No designer could possibly have kept track of all the interlocking wonders of the natural world, therefore there can't possibly have been one. Also, the chances of a designer appearing ab initio in the Universe are of the order 1 in 5x10^90871. I worked it out. I'll let the Discovery Institute know.
1	And if all men are created equal than we all have a right to marry a supermodel, regardless of our socioeconomic status. emoticonXRolleyes [quote] Plenty of other nations do. We are the only advanced westernized nation that doesn't.
0	He has been published. Not on the Big Bang -that is not going to happen in America .You are either getting your information from propogandist or making it up yourself. he was a fellow at Los Alamos and Oakridge for more than a decade.Only an idiot would consider him a crackpot he is a brilliant scientist. He is presently involved in a lawsuit for being excluded form a scientific forum for posting his objections to the Big Bang.To you everyone who is not an atheist is a crackpot. According to you 96% of Americans are crackpots.Your comparing Gentry to fireworks man shows your bias , your inability to think for yourself or your total lack of integrity.
0	fox host links immigration reform to upcoming ferguson grand jury decision
1	doctor alarmed by how little time family needed to decide to pull plug on grandfather
1	cholera outbreak makes americans glad they don't live in africa
0	beginning or ending? when our kids go off to college
1	Impressive. Misses the point, biggoted, and regionalistic. You've got a whole ignorance trifecta going there! Well done. emoticonXGood
0	dangerous and delusional
1	You can believe what you want, your beliefs are not relevant to the issue.
0	celeb men are leading a male mental health revolution
1	How do you know it is him? It's a simple question. IF he is writing as Lurch, and someone else comes onto a board, as Ungerdunn, who is just as rude (which is what you are saying), you assume it's the same person? Or, is it because they both claim to be biologists? I guess that having another person enter a forum, and claim to be a biologist would narrow it down to just the same person emoticonXClown All you've done is said you know it is him because one writer is as rude as the other... and that this gives his identity away by some mysterious process, probably I don't understand this as I've never read set-theory! emoticonXWow What should be a very easy question becomes you repeating "I know it is him". Also, has he been banned as Lurch on these other fora?
0	Actually Archie it was neither left nor right. he went after both democrat and republican and took a center tone to the entire issue at hand. Portraying the reality of the suffering of his hometown due to jobs leaving the US and the greed on wall street.
1	full unsliced lemon makes glass of water particularly refreshing
0	former mexican president to trump: 'your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world'
1	lightning bolt blasts washington monument as mike pence, pete buttigieg locked in battle of prayers on national mall
0	7 essential rules for a long-lasting marriage
1	you the newest subsidiary of kraft foods
0	an interview with allen iverson, the realest hall of famer

1

mitt romney soars in polls after leaving country

0

you're tackling your to-do list all wrong -- here's how to get it right

1

Um, recorded and document Anglo/Irish history? The same history that led John Major and Anthony Blair to apologize to the Irish people.

1

study: majority of 'calm downs' ineffective

1

Well, you have proven yoruself to be a man with no brain, that is for sure. The definition that was given was the one that scientists use, not the layperson.

1

And God lives in Heaven, with Jesus sitting on the right side of Him.

0

hilary duff hints that she could reconcile with mike comrie

0

man who kept woman chained in container admits to killing 7: sheriff

1

And here it is, corrected to remove that little hint of sensationalism that you feel is needed to drum up support for your cause.

0

why i'm stonewalling 'stonewall'

1

aquarium touch tank lets kids pet water in natural environment

0

illinois elves have some gift ideas for your favorite politicians

1

fraternity members to undergo racial sensitivity hazing

1

controversial theory suggests aliens may have built ancient egypt's intergalactic spaceport

1

drunk women find their run across busy street hilarious

1

cnn anchor interviews al jazeera anchor who interviewed libyan rebels

1

unattractive man not fooling anyone by dressing well

0

NOt true,California's ammendments are not doing as well as other states did. You are talking about a very liberal state. If it is decided that marriage is allowed by the courts, then you are talking about taking away rights people have been granted by the courts. I just don't think that will happen in Calf. much too liberal.

1

bassist has little riff ready to go in case frontman goes around introducing everyone

0

Do you mean someone who was wrong? I asked you before to give an example of where Newton found empirical evidence of God. You failed to do so. I suspect that you can't.

1

moon now overrun with cane toads after species accidentally introduced into environment during apollo 17 mission

1

ad campaign appeals to young, hip, influenced-by-ad-campaigns demographic

0

Actually, one could also cite the success of Chinese merchants all over the world, South Korean capitalists in the U.S. and quite a number of other non-Europeans around the world. Do all of these groups hold values in common? Or, is there a distinct brand of Hindu capitalism as opposed to Chinese capitalism as opposed to South Korean capitalism? And, I'd better not slight the Japanese in this discussion. I'm not sure I approve of Hayek's take on capitalism, though.

1

easy wife gives it up on first date night

1

study: good porn still hard to find

0

six dead, 10 hurt in baltimore commuter, school bus crash

1

Sorry, old chap, but last time we checked, we were still on the Son-of-a-Bush's watch. It's HIS mess; the buck stops on HIS desk! Bush is the circus elephant; President Obama will be like the man with the shovel and the pail, cleaning up his predecessor's dung.

0

california has become a nationwide leader in better school discipline practices

0

senate amendment would dramatically improve how doctors treat heroin addiction

0

black ribbon in the balsam

1

experimental anti-aging treatment still has few kinks, report infant researchers

1

paul ryan smiles, thumbs up way through question about specificity of tax plan

1

pat patriot denies being mascot #5 in prostitution sting police report

1

tim kaine's children: tim kaine could be vice president of lameness, maybe

1

private eye's office ransacked for fourth time this month

0

jimmy fallon gets heartfelt after revealing he almost lost his finger

0

explosive report says usa swimming covered up hundreds of sexual abuse cases

1

aides wrestle drill from trump's hands as he tries to remove obama listening device from skull

1

Is there some kind of prize for most consecutive straw-man arguments. I ask this because you seem to be going for a record. No where have I claimed that I would fix your problems, many though there are.

1

krispy kreme doughnuts described to sioux city relatives

0

'nurse jackie' star haaz sleiman comes out as gay and a 'total bottom'

0

country singer & former 'one tree hill' star jana kramer welcomes daughter jolie rae

1

Sinjin, Your simian like intelligence has understandably misinterpreted my post, I never once implied that I aspire to be a do-gooder or that I applauded philanthropy. For your information I detest charity and philanthropy (philosophically speaking). Your simian barks from the sidelines are entertaining, but nothing else. Now to the other heckler Waxy, who at least offered more than an unintelligible grunt in his / her heckle.

1

members of twisted sister now willing to take it

0

lindsey graham's leaked voicemails are very revealing

1

baseball season rumored to be underway

1

justin timberlake tells jessica biel no one will believe her

0

the 'tomb raider' trailer is here and we already miss angelina jolie

0

dating technology

0

body found near where kayaker went missing

0

john mccain rips donald trump for pardoning joe arpaio

0

google chooses saving lives over profits in the midst of opioid epidemic

1

vp pick energizes republican basest

1

The bible account is incomplete - Noah had two boats, the ark, and the arkuarium.

0

the sickly sweet children's books that inspired henry darger's dark imagination

0

controversial study links e-cigarettes to formaldehyde exposure

0

on this week's cheap celeb finds, kylie jenner wears a $40 bikini top

0

puerto rico governor calls for cancellation of whitefish contract

0

syrian olympic swimmer shuts down anti-refugee rhetoric in 4 words

1

mccain stares at screen, attempts to write family christmas letter

1

So Steeeeve, you think that "fewer than 1000 deaths" per year is a reasonable price to pay for outlawing elective abortion? And to add to what simone said figures on abortion as quoted by a site with a Roman Catholic agenda are one of the least unbiased souces of information you could cite in this debate.

1

<flush> You don't know which is which, which is why you're destined to be a future Pit dweller.

0

I think the OP said it pretty well. If an organism or cell can process information and then make decisions based on that information, that's intelligence.

0

amazon unhinged

1

homeland security criticized for allowing known killer to stay in country

1

gallant man extremely concerned about drunk woman's welfare

1

robert mueller begins thirteenth day undercover as white house janitor

0

We know that now, but not because the sun rises every day, because we have identified other evidence that proves heliocentrism.The hypothesis "the sun orbits the earth" predicts it will rise and set every day, the hypothesis "The earth is rotating" predicts the same.

1

Isn't that exactly what I said! Clearly we have an issue of a probably overweight white man who is without a doubt racist (because if we know anything it is that every white male that has short hair is a racist) coming down on a black woman! You nailed it again MA! Props to you for uncovering this mystery.

1

luther vandross remembered, if only for one night

1

But rather than be honest about your mistake, you just changed things without paying any attention to the fact that we've shown you have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to the claims of the scientific community.. at least, not until somebody tells you. (And you accuse me of not having a teacher's mentality as I educate you in something you didn't previously know... How pathetic.)

0

domestic terrorists organizing online are 'real threat,' doj warns

0

this octogenarian took in dozens of abandoned dogs and built them a mini-train

0

taylor swift teases 'i don't wanna live forever' music video with zayn (update)

1

man passes away surrounded by knife-wielding loved ones

0

donald trump is wrong that americans don't care about his tax returns

1

If you think stating the inherently obvious is somehow a "laughable standard" ... emoticonXDonno

1

aliens arrive late: 'sorry, hope nobody's killed themselves yet,' say aliens

0

This claim might be true, but do you have any citations about Carl Burgh's fraudulent claims? (ps I note you don't tell everyone else to go look up a book! It's nice to feel special) I know of this site http://home.austarnet.com.au/stear/carl_baugh_page.htm which makes the claim, but I'd be interested to learn more about this alleged fraud

1

extra security to COMPLIMENT the security they already had. Security that comprises of volunteers who are armed. At least these volunteers have previous experience. ;)

0

meet the woman who flew us to pluto

1

While we're on the subject, I've managed to conclusively disprove Intelligent (sic) Design. It's actually a remarkably simple thing to do when you realise that Nature is just far too complex to have been designed. Look around you. We humans are perhaps the best designers that we know of. Look how crude are the things we make: the filthy, inefficient combustion engine; the computer, unable to make decisions of its own and unable to feel emotions; the microwave, unable to cool anything like a tasty meal. We are, at best, crude emulators of Nature. No. No designer could possibly have kept track of all the interlocking wonders of the natural world, therefore there can't possibly have been one. Also, the chances of a designer appearing ab initio in the Universe are of the order 1 in 5x10^90871. I worked it out. I'll let the Discovery Institute know.

1

And if all men are created equal than we all have a right to marry a supermodel, regardless of our socioeconomic status. emoticonXRolleyes [quote] Plenty of other nations do. We are the only advanced westernized nation that doesn't.

0

He has been published. Not on the Big Bang -that is not going to happen in America .You are either getting your information from propogandist or making it up yourself. he was a fellow at Los Alamos and Oakridge for more than a decade.Only an idiot would consider him a crackpot he is a brilliant scientist. He is presently involved in a lawsuit for being excluded form a scientific forum for posting his objections to the Big Bang.To you everyone who is not an atheist is a crackpot. According to you 96% of Americans are crackpots.Your comparing Gentry to fireworks man shows your bias , your inability to think for yourself or your total lack of integrity.

0

fox host links immigration reform to upcoming ferguson grand jury decision

1

doctor alarmed by how little time family needed to decide to pull plug on grandfather

1

cholera outbreak makes americans glad they don't live in africa

0

beginning or ending? when our kids go off to college

1

Impressive. Misses the point, biggoted, and regionalistic. You've got a whole ignorance trifecta going there! Well done. emoticonXGood

0

dangerous and delusional

1

You can believe what you want, your beliefs are not relevant to the issue.

0

celeb men are leading a male mental health revolution

1

How do you know it is him? It's a simple question. IF he is writing as Lurch, and someone else comes onto a board, as Ungerdunn, who is just as rude (which is what you are saying), you assume it's the same person? Or, is it because they both claim to be biologists? I guess that having another person enter a forum, and claim to be a biologist would narrow it down to just the same person emoticonXClown All you've done is said you know it is him because one writer is as rude as the other... and that this gives his identity away by some mysterious process, probably I don't understand this as I've never read set-theory! emoticonXWow What should be a very easy question becomes you repeating "I know it is him". Also, has he been banned as Lurch on these other fora?

0

Actually Archie it was neither left nor right. he went after both democrat and republican and took a center tone to the entire issue at hand. Portraying the reality of the suffering of his hometown due to jobs leaving the US and the greed on wall street.

1

full unsliced lemon makes glass of water particularly refreshing

0

former mexican president to trump: 'your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world'

1

lightning bolt blasts washington monument as mike pence, pete buttigieg locked in battle of prayers on national mall

0

7 essential rules for a long-lasting marriage

1

you the newest subsidiary of kraft foods

0

an interview with allen iverson, the realest hall of famer