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0	8 reasons women in midlife need more than their besties
1	busy schedule forces vladimir putin to move up election win a couple days early
1	stephen hawking warns about dangers of ai as motorized wheelchair drives toward lake
0	The terrorists saw it as absolutly necessary. Personally, I disagree. When we kill children in Iraq, we see it as absolutly necessary, call it a horrible side effect of war. I disagree on that, too, I don't think it is necessary at all.
1	Or, since he didn't have $37-million tucked away from questionable business practices and a rich daddy, perhaps he paid attention to the ramifications of abnormal deficit spending.
0	this is why i prefer the bodies of older women
0	¡que vivan los amos de casa!
0	putting it together in 2015
0	Just so you know, the majority of Japanese cars sold in the US are also assembled in the US and thus provide Americans with thousands of jobs at these plants.
0	'IF' is the question. It suggests that Holy Tradition does not know the answer. Secondly, the issue of the flood itself could still be true and tested scientifically... as to whether an historical Noah existed that you might consign to 'myth'. Does anyone here not find it interesting that there is almost a universal factor in societies concerning a global flood? PS I have already discussed M-Eve on another post.
1	new smithsonian exhibit details how fashion pioneers tamed the frumpy west
0	republicans reject disclosing findings on trump's business conflicts, russia ties
1	terrifying uniformed bachelorette party storms local bar
0	comedian saffron herndon is 10 and already killing audiences
1	doctors assure recovering patient he has many more years of looking at phone ahead of him
0	melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen
0	"refuted?" O'rly? First they start off defining evolution as "moleclues to man" despite what evolution actually states. That further proves my point about strawman. They don't discuss what evolution actually is. Furthermore, the whole notion that increasing capacity and adaption is not increasing complexity is insane. If I take a simple structure, modify it to form something more complex, is that not a change in complexity? The whole idea that modifying DNA, changing it, removing and adding isn't actually changing anything is retarded. And they are separating macro from micro. That's an invalid argument given that macro is nothing more then the aggregate of micro. A billion tiny changes makes a few large ones. The second idiotic article cites Natural genetic engineering. Despite there being absolutely no evidence of this occuring anywhere.
0	Not at all, I'm simply forcing those making the argument to address the undeniable facts.
1	nation dutifully gets in cars, stands in line, watches new star wars movie
0	They need to keep their opinions to themselves and out of the law the effect gay peoples lives. I see nothing wrong with locking up those who incite hatred towards gay people just as we lock up people who shout fire in a crowded theatre.
0	hope solo shows off zika defense armor for rio olympics
1	taxi driver just taking his time as if man not late for color me mine pottery party
1	bananas again sweep primates' choice awards
0	Just like in memetic algorithms, there are many paths to an endpoint. Both memetic algorithms in development and in the docking simulation converge on similar endpoints each time it is rerun. (e.g. skin in development).
0	u.s. must do its part to support green climate fund
0	ricky martin's style evolution, from menudo to mullets and beyond
1	light playing beautifully off eric trump's gums at inaugural ball
0	listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast
0	Fetal Homocide? Toddler Homicide? A human in different stages of development.....Why/or What is the difference?And if someone wanted this legal( Toddler Homicide) ...I don't see much anybody could do legally to stop it.. When women kill their tots they are locked up/ and branded with a criminal record vs the female who callously kills durning the fetal stage.(Double standard?) I have a couple friends, who have aborted more than once, because they didn't want to lose their girly figure(trivial). I find it eerie and disturbion.....
1	That's ok, cause it's completely legal to light up a cigarette while driving. I guess some feel that must be a lot safer than using a phone.
1	nation feels first, only pang of sympathy for zuckerberg after watching him engage with ted cruz
0	The issue of whether or not gay marriage is a 'human' / 'civil' right is begging the question ...
1	pussy-hat-wearing jeff flake spotted protesting outside senate ahead of voting yes for kavanaugh
1	'the case, mr. kerry, give me the case,' demands malaysian ambassador holding dangling john kerry from petronas towers skybridge
0	companies are doing a terrible job on sustainable cotton
0	hot summer shows
1	man's dream to get drunk in an a-frame finally realized
1	man must be living with roommates by choice at this point
1	construction crew arguing over who gets to use the fun tools
0	gwyneth paltrow creeps up on james corden while he's mocking goop
1	Yeah, I'd say you are wrong. It isn't easy to tell on these forums because we don't have many topics about marriage in vegas.
0	french parliament debates 'deep sleep' bill for end of life
1	area man unable to believe the savings
1	former high-school bully pulls you over for speeding
1	cancer lobbies for decreased cancer funding
1	trump struck by beautiful vision of what america could be while looking out over seething, screaming arizona crowd
0	donald trump: the four-legged stool
0	I laughed when I first saw the ad on MSNBC's Hardball tonight. It shows the fear, insecurities and the fallacies that guide anti-gay equality rights activists.
1	yorkshire terrier monogrammed
0	for all the girls i loved before i knew i could
1	shocked vladimir putin slowly realizing he didn't conspire with trump campaign
0	what you think about, you bring about
1	macy's parade float covered in tickets after parking on 5th avenue over holiday weekend
1	3-week-old jack-o'-lantern excited to give one last scare when slightest touch causes it to collapse into disgusting mush
0	Yes, kind of reminds me of Abraham Lincoln's thought: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
1	gas-station employee gives 109 9/10ths percent
0	what a pair of boots taught me about parenting and fads
1	foie gras, scallops snuck into opera house
0	Wrong, the great majority of handgun bullets won't penetrate standard police body armor. Regular handgun ammunition possesses too low a velocity and too much a frontal surface area to properly bypass the kevlar weeve, especially when they're matched with the laminated ceramic trauma plates. Now hunting rifles, or near any rifle for that matter, WILL penetrate body armor and even the trauma plating like it didn't even exist. Of course Brady's false claim is based on the fake belief that the FN-57 gives AP capabilities to a pocket gun - absolutely false on every possible topic of discussion. He also ignores something very common; body armor or not, being shot in the head will still kill you.
1	girlfriend really has mind of its own today
0	the nightlife in marrakesh, morocco
0	donald trump says our schools are 'flush with cash.' they're falling apart!
1	Is there a defined number of posts he could make in the other threads so that you would consider them "finished"?
0	george zimmerman auctioning off gun used to kill trayvon martin
1	...? Either you've misread what I said, twisted what I said, or you're just stupid.
0	north korea fires short-range missile along its coast
1	eulogizer clearly killer
0	3 tips to ensure a peaceful thanksgiving
0	woody harrelson applies to open a marijuana dispensary
1	rumsfeld makes jerk-off motions as powell speaks at cabinet meeting
0	imagine what obama could have accomplished had he had the support of congress
1	chinese citizens gather in beijing square to watch u.s. national debt clock strike $18 trillion
1	paranoid oscar pistorius still thinks burglar after him
1	:p :p Leave it to you to somehow put a positive "pro Chrisitian" spin on it. Waxy
1	southerner recognized for driving-in-a-circle
0	bernie sanders is closer than ever to catching up with hillary clinton
1	study finds expressing anger in unhealthy ways actually incredibly satisfying
0	black and blue: on being black, female and depressed
1	compassionate fisherman doesn't have heart to throw trout back into incredibly polluted lake
0	matt bomer, zachary quinto and more prep 'boys in the band' for broadway
0	fat shaming can literally break your heart
0	kim, cosby and kim: 2014's greatest fails
0	gluten-free mania -- if you're following the fad, you're a marketer's dream and part of the confusion
0	I would be interested to see where I made such a claim. Prove your assertion.
0	savor the south at one of these summer festivals
0	the good fortune of peace
1	george h.w. bush's casket completes log flume journey to u.s. capitol
0	broadway, tv stars to honor anti-lgbt attack victims, past and present
1	family wishes dad could find healthier way to express emotions than bursting into full-blown musical number
1	friend's mom tearing it up on facebook
0	Well, we really don't know. However we do know that the woman has self conscious, and feels pain. Something the fetus lacks. She also can interact with other human beings, and develop relationships and attachments. Another thing the fetus lacks. Phisically, she is larger and much more capable than the fetus, and has a formed brain. Another thing the fetus lacks. In conclusion, we really don't know. But, we do know that the woman can do, feel, and become more than a fetus is.
0	cornel west: obama 'posed as a progressive & turned out to be counterfeit'
1	kasparov de-rezzed
0	Like Clive14 said, the reason we don't have a 3rd or 4th altnerative is because we are not in a state where we can understand such a possibility, hence the quantum mechanics analogy. Simply because we are not at that state does not mean it does not exist.
0	celebrating christmas
0	how 'daddy' puts the blame for toxic masculinity on spoiled teenage girls
0	I have never said anything about not defending it through armed force. I just don`t believe that you need an armed populace.
0	They can if they're Catholics since Evolution is accepted doctrine now in the Church.
0	mindfulness in your 20s: understanding the brain on stress
0	turkey soccer match canceled, stadium evacuated over security fears

0

8 reasons women in midlife need more than their besties

1

busy schedule forces vladimir putin to move up election win a couple days early

1

stephen hawking warns about dangers of ai as motorized wheelchair drives toward lake

0

The terrorists saw it as absolutly necessary. Personally, I disagree. When we kill children in Iraq, we see it as absolutly necessary, call it a horrible side effect of war. I disagree on that, too, I don't think it is necessary at all.

1

Or, since he didn't have $37-million tucked away from questionable business practices and a rich daddy, perhaps he paid attention to the ramifications of abnormal deficit spending.

0

this is why i prefer the bodies of older women

0

¡que vivan los amos de casa!

0

putting it together in 2015

0

Just so you know, the majority of Japanese cars sold in the US are also assembled in the US and thus provide Americans with thousands of jobs at these plants.

0

'IF' is the question. It suggests that Holy Tradition does not know the answer. Secondly, the issue of the flood itself could still be true and tested scientifically... as to whether an historical Noah existed that you might consign to 'myth'. Does anyone here not find it interesting that there is almost a universal factor in societies concerning a global flood? PS I have already discussed M-Eve on another post.

1

new smithsonian exhibit details how fashion pioneers tamed the frumpy west

0

republicans reject disclosing findings on trump's business conflicts, russia ties

1

terrifying uniformed bachelorette party storms local bar

0

comedian saffron herndon is 10 and already killing audiences

1

doctors assure recovering patient he has many more years of looking at phone ahead of him

0

melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen

0

"refuted?" O'rly? First they start off defining evolution as "moleclues to man" despite what evolution actually states. That further proves my point about strawman. They don't discuss what evolution actually is. Furthermore, the whole notion that increasing capacity and adaption is not increasing complexity is insane. If I take a simple structure, modify it to form something more complex, is that not a change in complexity? The whole idea that modifying DNA, changing it, removing and adding isn't actually changing anything is retarded. And they are separating macro from micro. That's an invalid argument given that macro is nothing more then the aggregate of micro. A billion tiny changes makes a few large ones. The second idiotic article cites Natural genetic engineering. Despite there being absolutely no evidence of this occuring anywhere.

0

Not at all, I'm simply forcing those making the argument to address the undeniable facts.

1

nation dutifully gets in cars, stands in line, watches new star wars movie

0

They need to keep their opinions to themselves and out of the law the effect gay peoples lives. I see nothing wrong with locking up those who incite hatred towards gay people just as we lock up people who shout fire in a crowded theatre.

0

hope solo shows off zika defense armor for rio olympics

1

taxi driver just taking his time as if man not late for color me mine pottery party

1

bananas again sweep primates' choice awards

0

Just like in memetic algorithms, there are many paths to an endpoint. Both memetic algorithms in development and in the docking simulation converge on similar endpoints each time it is rerun. (e.g. skin in development).

0

u.s. must do its part to support green climate fund

0

ricky martin's style evolution, from menudo to mullets and beyond

1

light playing beautifully off eric trump's gums at inaugural ball

0

listen: radio hosts fired over shocking transphobic broadcast

0

Fetal Homocide? Toddler Homicide? A human in different stages of development.....Why/or What is the difference?And if someone wanted this legal( Toddler Homicide) ...I don't see much anybody could do legally to stop it.. When women kill their tots they are locked up/ and branded with a criminal record vs the female who callously kills durning the fetal stage.(Double standard?) I have a couple friends, who have aborted more than once, because they didn't want to lose their girly figure(trivial). I find it eerie and disturbion.....

1

That's ok, cause it's completely legal to light up a cigarette while driving. I guess some feel that must be a lot safer than using a phone.

1

nation feels first, only pang of sympathy for zuckerberg after watching him engage with ted cruz

0

The issue of whether or not gay marriage is a 'human' / 'civil' right is begging the question ...

1

pussy-hat-wearing jeff flake spotted protesting outside senate ahead of voting yes for kavanaugh

1

'the case, mr. kerry, give me the case,' demands malaysian ambassador holding dangling john kerry from petronas towers skybridge

0

companies are doing a terrible job on sustainable cotton

0

hot summer shows

1

man's dream to get drunk in an a-frame finally realized

1

man must be living with roommates by choice at this point

1

construction crew arguing over who gets to use the fun tools

0

gwyneth paltrow creeps up on james corden while he's mocking goop

1

Yeah, I'd say you are wrong. It isn't easy to tell on these forums because we don't have many topics about marriage in vegas.

0

french parliament debates 'deep sleep' bill for end of life

1

area man unable to believe the savings

1

former high-school bully pulls you over for speeding

1

cancer lobbies for decreased cancer funding

1

trump struck by beautiful vision of what america could be while looking out over seething, screaming arizona crowd

0

donald trump: the four-legged stool

0

I laughed when I first saw the ad on MSNBC's Hardball tonight. It shows the fear, insecurities and the fallacies that guide anti-gay equality rights activists.

1

yorkshire terrier monogrammed

0

for all the girls i loved before i knew i could

1

shocked vladimir putin slowly realizing he didn't conspire with trump campaign

0

what you think about, you bring about

1

macy's parade float covered in tickets after parking on 5th avenue over holiday weekend

1

3-week-old jack-o'-lantern excited to give one last scare when slightest touch causes it to collapse into disgusting mush

0

Yes, kind of reminds me of Abraham Lincoln's thought: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

1

gas-station employee gives 109 9/10ths percent

0

what a pair of boots taught me about parenting and fads

1

foie gras, scallops snuck into opera house

0

Wrong, the great majority of handgun bullets won't penetrate standard police body armor. Regular handgun ammunition possesses too low a velocity and too much a frontal surface area to properly bypass the kevlar weeve, especially when they're matched with the laminated ceramic trauma plates. Now hunting rifles, or near any rifle for that matter, WILL penetrate body armor and even the trauma plating like it didn't even exist. Of course Brady's false claim is based on the fake belief that the FN-57 gives AP capabilities to a pocket gun - absolutely false on every possible topic of discussion. He also ignores something very common; body armor or not, being shot in the head will still kill you.

1

girlfriend really has mind of its own today

0

the nightlife in marrakesh, morocco

0

donald trump says our schools are 'flush with cash.' they're falling apart!

1

Is there a defined number of posts he could make in the other threads so that you would consider them "finished"?

0

george zimmerman auctioning off gun used to kill trayvon martin

1

...? Either you've misread what I said, twisted what I said, or you're just stupid.

0

north korea fires short-range missile along its coast

1

eulogizer clearly killer

0

3 tips to ensure a peaceful thanksgiving

0

woody harrelson applies to open a marijuana dispensary

1

rumsfeld makes jerk-off motions as powell speaks at cabinet meeting

0

imagine what obama could have accomplished had he had the support of congress

1

chinese citizens gather in beijing square to watch u.s. national debt clock strike $18 trillion

1

paranoid oscar pistorius still thinks burglar after him

1

:p :p Leave it to you to somehow put a positive "pro Chrisitian" spin on it. Waxy

1

southerner recognized for driving-in-a-circle

0

bernie sanders is closer than ever to catching up with hillary clinton

1

study finds expressing anger in unhealthy ways actually incredibly satisfying

0

black and blue: on being black, female and depressed

1

compassionate fisherman doesn't have heart to throw trout back into incredibly polluted lake

0

matt bomer, zachary quinto and more prep 'boys in the band' for broadway

0

fat shaming can literally break your heart

0

kim, cosby and kim: 2014's greatest fails

0

gluten-free mania -- if you're following the fad, you're a marketer's dream and part of the confusion

0

I would be interested to see where I made such a claim. Prove your assertion.

0

savor the south at one of these summer festivals

0

the good fortune of peace

1

george h.w. bush's casket completes log flume journey to u.s. capitol

0

broadway, tv stars to honor anti-lgbt attack victims, past and present

1

family wishes dad could find healthier way to express emotions than bursting into full-blown musical number

1

friend's mom tearing it up on facebook

0

Well, we really don't know. However we do know that the woman has self conscious, and feels pain. Something the fetus lacks. She also can interact with other human beings, and develop relationships and attachments. Another thing the fetus lacks. Phisically, she is larger and much more capable than the fetus, and has a formed brain. Another thing the fetus lacks. In conclusion, we really don't know. But, we do know that the woman can do, feel, and become more than a fetus is.

0

cornel west: obama 'posed as a progressive & turned out to be counterfeit'

1

kasparov de-rezzed

0

Like Clive14 said, the reason we don't have a 3rd or 4th altnerative is because we are not in a state where we can understand such a possibility, hence the quantum mechanics analogy. Simply because we are not at that state does not mean it does not exist.

0

celebrating christmas

0

how 'daddy' puts the blame for toxic masculinity on spoiled teenage girls

0

I have never said anything about not defending it through armed force. I just don`t believe that you need an armed populace.

0

They can if they're Catholics since Evolution is accepted doctrine now in the Church.

0

mindfulness in your 20s: understanding the brain on stress

0

turkey soccer match canceled, stadium evacuated over security fears