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0	andrew cuomo creates special unit to investigate post-election surge in hate crimes
0	what to do when you truly want to reinvent yourself
0	chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago
1	new iowa poll finds majority of democrats would vote for candidate named 'bobby cheeseburger'
1	But how can we make rules without legal lines in sand? At least its better than an illegal line.
0	ex-wall street banker convicted of giving his father insider tips
1	mathematical skill downplayed to get out of splitting check
1	"That's your problem, you're a sanctimonious putz who thinks that because you say something, it must automatically be accepted as the gospel for some reason, without supporting anything you say with actual evidence." Sorry for the language but I wanted to quote you accurately. You are truly the King of Irony.
1	man with no plans just too exhausted to go out
0	the box office saw its worst weekend in years
1	defunct 4-year-old sports blog still lurking on internet
1	nader supporters blame electoral defeat on bush, kerry
1	new alternative-fuel suv will deplete world's hydrogen by 2070
1	high schooler promises to have man's impregnated daughter home by midnight
1	word 'millennials' forced into headline to boost pageviews
0	Oh, really? Does that mean that pesticides will be OK on marijuana plants? NO.
1	this hotel a goddamn maze, reports father
0	i am a public school teacher. give me all the refugees you've got!
0	want to get shot out of a cannon? call bello the clown
0	hershey: u.s. income inequality is transforming the chocolate business
0	I think some people will and have argued that. I'll work on finding a quote, but I believe it was somebody here who argued that, because of the recent SCotUS ruling, home invasion in DC would decrease because criminals would be more worried about encountering a homeowner with a gun. You do have a point about preventing a worse crime from occuring,though.
0	lea michele romances fake gosling in 'on my way' video
1	surgery required for new sexual position
0	parents are loving this touching letter written from a newborn's perspective
1	new restaurant specializes in trendy japanese-japanese fusion cuisine
0	a 'sweet valley high' reboot is not totally out of the question
1	terrorism storylines being added to tv shows as quickly as they were dropped
1	witty remark repeated throughout week
1	almost no effort made to stop kid from eating cigarette butt
1	charlton heston gets serious
0	this activist group is giving trump the wall he actually deserves
0	steve bannon slated to speak at black entrepreneurs summit
1	Right. I'm damaged because I'm not a Christian wing-nut. I'm still looking for at least some refutation.
1	disney world forced to euthanize character that attacked visitor
0	greece votes in its second election of 2015
1	It's called a dictionary. They're really nice, but of course first you need to open one up and actually read what it says emoticonXGood Clickity-click.
1	uneasy détente forms between man sitting on patio, bee
1	nation allows itself 5 minutes to believe this all going to be over soon
0	it's high time we research medical marijuana
0	reporter leads rescuers to truck driver trapped in 10 feet of water
1	You apparently know as much about law as you do about science. You wouldn't be arrested for having someone willingly consume a plant unless that plant was a controlled substance and last time I checked, poppy and weed weren't cancer cures.
0	the narco-terror trap
0	9 fabulous gift ideas for older loved ones
0	tolerance for women and girls in afghanistan, not silence
1	Hughe betcha, and I bet you could explain that too after your jaw heals from the trip to the bank? emoticonXBouncer
0	holding universities accountable
0	from behind the screen, you came so close
1	report: more americans relying on grandparents to help fuck up their kids
1	Pure conjecture on your part. As a father of three, I have as much vested interest in my kids as my wife has. To suggest otherwise is BS. But, maybe you don't understand that because you haven't walked a mile in a father's shoes. emoticonXRolleyes
0	the controversial way some california schools are handling students' misbehavior
1	senate: 'renewed fisa legislation imperative in protecting the few american freedoms that will remain'
0	rep confirms those david bowie rumors about scattering his ashes at burning man are 'untrue'
0	you might be using these popular words all wrong
0	president trump's judicial nominees drive samantha bee to drink
1	32-year-old actress dies of old age
1	Prone to emotional bias. Controlled by greed and fear. Can use computer keyboard. You pass the testemoticonXLove
1	Nope, you're posting your own BS.. and just making yourself look more stupid than you are.. if that's possible... emoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCry How's your Uncle EZridden.. haven't seen him today...emoticonXKill
0	the secret to speaking 'teen'
1	I think you need to breathe in a bag for a while..then maybe have a nap.
1	office manager forced to resort to unfriendly reminders
1	workplace shooting planned on company time
1	I'll put up such a sign up if you agree to put up a sign in your front yard that says, "As a gun owner, I'm helping to increase my county's burglary rate."
0	arrested but innocent? the internet still thinks you're guilty
1	Um no... It's the truth... Um, I guess it was 1asm, but I don't think that would be something that you would understand.
1	embattled rove seeks asylum in scarborough country
1	fisherman's 4-year-old son liberates bait
0	more signs of fuzzy math in the bernie sanders health plan
0	Among other things, generally adaptions to a colder environment. As for your theory as a whole, doesn't the whole 15, 000 year gap between the extinction of the Neanderthalls and the development of farming (particularly the grains youre talking about).
1	elvis costello poster starting to suspect it will never be framed
0	Apparently not. I live in Utah and every public school has a building on the grounds called the seminary. In seminary class they teach of all things the book of Mormon. A Mormon is basically a financial Christian with a whole other book of incredibly stupid poop in it. These Mormons are as lost a people as you will ever find, totally immersed in a cult fantasy world. So its not surprising.
0	kushner following trump's orders on secret link with russia, ex-cia official suggests
1	weeping tim cook spotted screaming for help at steve jobs' tombstone
1	sharon stone to star in major backstage drama
1	chinese tv show canceled after drawing only 180 million viewers
1	rudy giuliani calls in to talk show he already on to deny what he just said
1	Oh, I see that Easyrider wants me to post some more. Anything for my old pal EZ!
0	the outsider has officially squeezed its way inside the art world
1	person sitting in parked car at 2:00 a.m. probably upstanding member of community
0	genius woman uses yelp to rate her dates
0	106 things you can do to bring about the queer revolution
0	i know a lot of radical muslims
1	I'm actually in the Detroit Subs with one kid in a Blue Ribbon High School and two in college nearby. And yes, the mayor's got the bling goin on in his wife's city-leased Escalade. I'm not sure if it has "dubs" on it or not, though, but I bet the stereo's kickin'. :)
0	how to stand your ground in a world full of mean girls
1	god pissed after learning cost to replace earth's core
0	trump voters blink
1	old refrigerator unable to control when it releases water anymore
0	20 years after oklahoma city bombing, words still matter
0	How does this have anything to do with marriage? Reproduction occurs outside of marriage and has done so long before man became civilized. Permitting only gay marriages won't decrease numbers. Increased family planning and birth control will.
0	fiscal challenges for nyc's health and hospitals corporation
0	iran counts votes after big turnout in presidential election
1	picky refugee just expects to be reunited with exact same family as before
1	inaccuracy of every single detail forces student paper to pull story at last minute
0	the light in the piazza: new productions of 'cavalleria rusticana' and 'pagliacci' at the met
0	Well, this comes from the same people who invented the death pannels. The truth is that all the developed countries (all of Europe, Canada, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Taiwan, Israel) have universal healthcare. Their COST per capita is about half of ours. They have better outcomes.Universal healthcare has been tried in many places and it does work. What does not work is our current system. Wellpoint has just increased premiums by 30% even wiyhout a reform bill. They spend 30% on administrative costs.BTW, do you oppose the bill that would force them to limit the administrative costs to 20%?
0	the good news of poetry that can win the day
0	president trump compliments kim jong un, makes case for north korean nukes
0	wednesday's morning email: 6.2 earthquake devastates central italy
1	pentagon officials listen in silence as mike pence details plans for angel-guided defense weapons system
0	hope hicks' resignation sends tweeters into joke overdrive
0	Your reason for believing this lies entirely within the Bible. I hardly consider a 1500 year old book "making clear what he wants". Particularly given that even among those who believe the book, they still can't agree on what God wants. And of course, that doesn't even beging to address the issue of all the other holy books which contradict the Christian Bible. You may personally believe that you know what God wants, but if so it's not because God has been clear about it.

0

andrew cuomo creates special unit to investigate post-election surge in hate crimes

0

what to do when you truly want to reinvent yourself

0

chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago

1

new iowa poll finds majority of democrats would vote for candidate named 'bobby cheeseburger'

1

But how can we make rules without legal lines in sand? At least its better than an illegal line.

0

ex-wall street banker convicted of giving his father insider tips

1

mathematical skill downplayed to get out of splitting check

1

"That's your problem, you're a sanctimonious putz who thinks that because you say something, it must automatically be accepted as the gospel for some reason, without supporting anything you say with actual evidence." Sorry for the language but I wanted to quote you accurately. You are truly the King of Irony.

1

man with no plans just too exhausted to go out

0

the box office saw its worst weekend in years

1

defunct 4-year-old sports blog still lurking on internet

1

nader supporters blame electoral defeat on bush, kerry

1

new alternative-fuel suv will deplete world's hydrogen by 2070

1

high schooler promises to have man's impregnated daughter home by midnight

1

word 'millennials' forced into headline to boost pageviews

0

Oh, really? Does that mean that pesticides will be OK on marijuana plants? NO.

1

this hotel a goddamn maze, reports father

0

i am a public school teacher. give me all the refugees you've got!

0

want to get shot out of a cannon? call bello the clown

0

hershey: u.s. income inequality is transforming the chocolate business

0

I think some people will and have argued that. I'll work on finding a quote, but I believe it was somebody here who argued that, because of the recent SCotUS ruling, home invasion in DC would decrease because criminals would be more worried about encountering a homeowner with a gun. You do have a point about preventing a worse crime from occuring,though.

0

lea michele romances fake gosling in 'on my way' video

1

surgery required for new sexual position

0

parents are loving this touching letter written from a newborn's perspective

1

new restaurant specializes in trendy japanese-japanese fusion cuisine

0

a 'sweet valley high' reboot is not totally out of the question

1

terrorism storylines being added to tv shows as quickly as they were dropped

1

witty remark repeated throughout week

1

almost no effort made to stop kid from eating cigarette butt

1

charlton heston gets serious

0

this activist group is giving trump the wall he actually deserves

0

steve bannon slated to speak at black entrepreneurs summit

1

Right. I'm damaged because I'm not a Christian wing-nut. I'm still looking for at least some refutation.

1

disney world forced to euthanize character that attacked visitor

0

greece votes in its second election of 2015

1

It's called a dictionary. They're really nice, but of course first you need to open one up and actually read what it says emoticonXGood Clickity-click.

1

uneasy détente forms between man sitting on patio, bee

1

nation allows itself 5 minutes to believe this all going to be over soon

0

it's high time we research medical marijuana

0

reporter leads rescuers to truck driver trapped in 10 feet of water

1

You apparently know as much about law as you do about science. You wouldn't be arrested for having someone willingly consume a plant unless that plant was a controlled substance and last time I checked, poppy and weed weren't cancer cures.

0

the narco-terror trap

0

9 fabulous gift ideas for older loved ones

0

tolerance for women and girls in afghanistan, not silence

1

Hughe betcha, and I bet you could explain that too after your jaw heals from the trip to the bank? emoticonXBouncer

0

holding universities accountable

0

from behind the screen, you came so close

1

report: more americans relying on grandparents to help fuck up their kids

1

Pure conjecture on your part. As a father of three, I have as much vested interest in my kids as my wife has. To suggest otherwise is BS. But, maybe you don't understand that because you haven't walked a mile in a father's shoes. emoticonXRolleyes

0

the controversial way some california schools are handling students' misbehavior

1

senate: 'renewed fisa legislation imperative in protecting the few american freedoms that will remain'

0

rep confirms those david bowie rumors about scattering his ashes at burning man are 'untrue'

0

you might be using these popular words all wrong

0

president trump's judicial nominees drive samantha bee to drink

1

32-year-old actress dies of old age

1

Prone to emotional bias. Controlled by greed and fear. Can use computer keyboard. You pass the testemoticonXLove

1

Nope, you're posting your own BS.. and just making yourself look more stupid than you are.. if that's possible... emoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCryemoticonXCry How's your Uncle EZridden.. haven't seen him today...emoticonXKill

0

the secret to speaking 'teen'

1

I think you need to breathe in a bag for a while..then maybe have a nap.

1

office manager forced to resort to unfriendly reminders

1

workplace shooting planned on company time

1

I'll put up such a sign up if you agree to put up a sign in your front yard that says, "As a gun owner, I'm helping to increase my county's burglary rate."

0

arrested but innocent? the internet still thinks you're guilty

1

Um no... It's the truth... Um, I guess it was 1asm, but I don't think that would be something that you would understand.

1

embattled rove seeks asylum in scarborough country

1

fisherman's 4-year-old son liberates bait

0

more signs of fuzzy math in the bernie sanders health plan

0

Among other things, generally adaptions to a colder environment. As for your theory as a whole, doesn't the whole 15, 000 year gap between the extinction of the Neanderthalls and the development of farming (particularly the grains youre talking about).

1

elvis costello poster starting to suspect it will never be framed

0

Apparently not. I live in Utah and every public school has a building on the grounds called the seminary. In seminary class they teach of all things the book of Mormon. A Mormon is basically a financial Christian with a whole other book of incredibly stupid poop in it. These Mormons are as lost a people as you will ever find, totally immersed in a cult fantasy world. So its not surprising.

0

kushner following trump's orders on secret link with russia, ex-cia official suggests

1

weeping tim cook spotted screaming for help at steve jobs' tombstone

1

sharon stone to star in major backstage drama

1

chinese tv show canceled after drawing only 180 million viewers

1

rudy giuliani calls in to talk show he already on to deny what he just said

1

Oh, I see that Easyrider wants me to post some more. Anything for my old pal EZ!

0

the outsider has officially squeezed its way inside the art world

1

person sitting in parked car at 2:00 a.m. probably upstanding member of community

0

genius woman uses yelp to rate her dates

0

106 things you can do to bring about the queer revolution

0

i know a lot of radical muslims

1

I'm actually in the Detroit Subs with one kid in a Blue Ribbon High School and two in college nearby. And yes, the mayor's got the bling goin on in his wife's city-leased Escalade. I'm not sure if it has "dubs" on it or not, though, but I bet the stereo's kickin'. :)

0

how to stand your ground in a world full of mean girls

1

god pissed after learning cost to replace earth's core

0

trump voters blink

1

old refrigerator unable to control when it releases water anymore

0

20 years after oklahoma city bombing, words still matter

0

How does this have anything to do with marriage? Reproduction occurs outside of marriage and has done so long before man became civilized. Permitting only gay marriages won't decrease numbers. Increased family planning and birth control will.

0

fiscal challenges for nyc's health and hospitals corporation

0

iran counts votes after big turnout in presidential election

1

picky refugee just expects to be reunited with exact same family as before

1

inaccuracy of every single detail forces student paper to pull story at last minute

0

the light in the piazza: new productions of 'cavalleria rusticana' and 'pagliacci' at the met

0

Well, this comes from the same people who invented the death pannels. The truth is that all the developed countries (all of Europe, Canada, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Taiwan, Israel) have universal healthcare. Their COST per capita is about half of ours. They have better outcomes.Universal healthcare has been tried in many places and it does work. What does not work is our current system. Wellpoint has just increased premiums by 30% even wiyhout a reform bill. They spend 30% on administrative costs.BTW, do you oppose the bill that would force them to limit the administrative costs to 20%?

0

the good news of poetry that can win the day

0

president trump compliments kim jong un, makes case for north korean nukes

0

wednesday's morning email: 6.2 earthquake devastates central italy

1

pentagon officials listen in silence as mike pence details plans for angel-guided defense weapons system

0

hope hicks' resignation sends tweeters into joke overdrive

0

Your reason for believing this lies entirely within the Bible. I hardly consider a 1500 year old book "making clear what he wants". Particularly given that even among those who believe the book, they still can't agree on what God wants. And of course, that doesn't even beging to address the issue of all the other holy books which contradict the Christian Bible. You may personally believe that you know what God wants, but if so it's not because God has been clear about it.