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1	maybelline announces it will stop testing new products on unsuspecting customers in the middle of the night
0	Part of the problem with the abortion issue goes with our perception of the value of animal life in general. We see a fly and swat it. We see a rat and set a dog on it. We see a cockroach and stamp on it. Pests. No problem. But when elephants trample villages, or other warm-blooded mammals become pests, there's an outcry about the destruction method. We don't see giant sledgehammers swatting elephants! - practicalities aside. Destruction has to be humane. And when it suits our purposes. It seems that cuddly, warm-blooded, embryo look-alikes get more emotional feeling than flies, cockroaches, mosquitos et al. From a strictly 'argument' point of view, emotion shouldn't enter the picture. If pro-lifers/anti-abortionists looked at the issue dispassionately and rationally (difficult, I know), then they may well end up with a different viewpoint. How do we take the emotion out of argument?
0	half of abortion clinics in ohio have closed in the past 4 years
0	shepard fairey's new art blatantly condemns 'demagogue' donald trump
1	sunset shot at
1	"thats just the way it is" isn't much of an argument! So, basically you don't care that some people can have rights, while others who should have them don't get them. So, I take it you liked segregation, prohabition and prefer women barefoot in the kitchen rather than at the polls voting for anything. Wow! all I an say is wow.
1	Oh, I think they ought to creat this superstate and we Americans will REALLY have a big laugh. Go for it. I need the levity.
1	Sorry, jack, but I've already crossed over unto eternal life (John 5:24). You're in big trouble, though: John 3:36 John 8:24 John 14:6
0	Yes I disagree with that point. The navy, just like the police, can't possibly be everywhere that danger might raise its ugly head. Merchant ships can't afford a 24/7 navy escort anymore than the average citizen can afford to hire body guards 24/7.There's no legitimate reason why merchant ships should be unarmed and unable to address dangers that deliberately come after them.
0	And that has happened in some cases. Mosquitoes are changing the development cycles to coincide with increasingly warmer temperatures. Fish species are enlarging their habitats as water temperatures rise. Many species are moving north as temperature rises
1	washed-up former spelling bee champion sitting in front of tv sadly mouthing along with scripps contestants
0	cnn chief jeff zucker rips donna brazile's 'disgusting' dealings with clinton campaign
0	You are perhaps thinking of the Miller-Urrey experiment. No one expected life to appear. They were merely curious about what would happen if they simulated the conditions of the early Earth.Since then, we've found pretty much the same thing in the interior of stony meteorites, including an excess of L-forms. So, it's confirmed the findings of Miller-Urey. None of this has anything to do with evolution, however.Evolution is the change in allele frequencies over time. This happens in populations; individuals don't evolve. Everything else in evolution is an elaboration of this phenomenon.
0	watch this artist carve a watermelon into the night king from 'game of thrones'
0	If one is prepared to put in a bit of research, that shouldn't apply on a web forum. One has time between posts to check what's being said, look for counter arguments etc. If the best one can come up with after all that is "I know you are wrong but can't prove it", then one is out of ones depth in the argument. The unavoidable conclusion from this, is that any claim to "know" the other is wrong is 100% faith based...G.
0	elevate your leadership in 2016
1	foreign guy probably dressed very fashionably for wherever he's from
0	teachers union claims the 'trump effect' is warping kids' minds
0	explosive illusions
1	james harden pretty sure he felt something pop in lower beard
1	supercuts ceo apologizes for number of customers scalped every month
0	meanwhile, in the real world
1	** You are very, very good at pretending that what your apponent says is invisible. Your repetition of the same fatuous inanity, (as always, phrased as evasive rhetorical questions instead of honest declarations of opinion), is nothing but a repetition of the objection I demolished in the very post you are quoting. And here's another flash, socrates. The fact that some organisms die, for any number of reasons, sooner than some of their relatives do, explains exactly nothing. The insinuation that this survival differential has some universal, as opposed to local, efficient cause, is pure fecal matter. And that's all you've got, wiseguy. A simple fact of life, and an insinuated cause, and you think they add up to evolution. Breathtakingly simple-minded assumption, fella.
0	how to prevail over fear when life goes sideways
1	women: why don't they lose some weight?
1	authorities praise twitter users' rapid response to virginia shooting
0	caught on video: the terrifying moment a car went off a cliff
1	point of story apparently that man ate at restaurant
1	plows working around clock to keep new hampshire roads clear of campaign signs
1	sean spicer quietly puts painting back over unfinished escape tunnel
0	turkish soccer body penalizes kurdish club amid mounting tensions
0	And why do you say that in ancient times that atheists were people who believed in 'God(s), but didn't belive in intervention) (a.k.a Deists). Why do you think that people who didn't believe in god exist?
0	why this video of a boy zipping a jacket is so powerful
1	'new york times' moves all content you won't give a shit about unless you make at least $200k a year into one convenient section
1	poll finds 97% of americans don't know who donald trump is
0	And that's the rub: it never has (apart from when it has of course, with the various versions that exist). You choose to put faith in the writings of a primitive bronze age society. I prefer to trust a textbook that is regularly updated to reflect our latest findings; our most up to date and accurate knowledge of the world.
0	france launches new effort for middle east peace
1	statue of liberty corporation to shut down all but new york flagship statue
1	report: hey, stephen tobolowsky is in this!
0	who owns the keys to your apple device? (hint: it may not be you)
0	earth day project collecting 1 million different sounds from our beautiful, bustling planet
1	dnc honors historic nominee by dropping broken glass shards from ceiling
0	do latino businesses pander to white customers?
0	report: nsa's intercepted data mostly not from intended targets
0	reflecting on the aids epidemic this gay men's health crisis founders' day
1	woman pieces together timeline of boyfriend's past relationships like detective tracking zodiac killer
0	wendy davis just won: supreme court vindicates her epic filibuster
0	kesha thanks fans 'a million times over' in first public statement
1	fda approves female-libido-enhancing man
1	disgusting coworker barely even washed ass before leaving bathroom
0	the restrictions journalists agreed to in order to attend the koch brothers' conference
0	government shuts down as congress fails to reach spending agreement
0	Do you actually have any idea how science works? Why are you not embarrassed for creationism?
1	area man to ask his doctor about xenical, propecia, claritin, paxil, drixoral, lipitor, tavist-d
1	man deftly downplays his neighborhood to coworker thinking of moving there
0	restaurant reacts perfectly to diners who were rude to employee with autism
0	you can train your brain to make smarter money decisions. here's how
1	green party official caught embezzling campaign funds for dime bag
1	bride always dreamed about making fiancé's friends sweat asses off in fucking sun
0	eddie murphy receives mark twain prize at kennedy center
0	rep. david cicilline: lgbt people are entitled to 'full equality'
1	I suspect a good many monitors and keyboards got cleaned on that one? ;)
0	warren buffett gives single largest charitable contribution
0	11 things you won't understand about happiness until you are happy
1	mom tries to appear interested in daughter's documentary
1	Great job straight out of the leftard playbook. Can't refute the message so go after the messenger. Would it matter if it was printed in the NY Slimes, I doubt it.
0	the mediterranean refugee crisis
1	Don't like it when the person you're arguing against can be as 1astic as you are, huh? I understand, I get these types of whines all the time. thistownwilleat-
0	dear conservatives, let's not ruin 2015 like we ruined 2014
1	man who enjoys thing informed he is wrong
0	the soul's ingredients: the secret to summoning your soulmate
0	barack obama makes last-minute push to block saudi 9/11 bill
0	james corden takes his feud with usain bolt to hilarious new heights
1	police seek poorly drawn man
1	man excited to give visiting friends the real fort wayne experience
1	that guy from that one show spotted with the girl from the shampoo ad
0	Bad Religion or misapplied Religion has been in every century, country and culture.
0	mr. fuji, iconic pro wrestler and manager, dead at 82
1	nyc conservationists decry destruction of rat habitats
0	Besides being terribly wrong, that's not evolution and has nothing to do with evolution. Perhaps because you know so little about orbital physics you think that the sun rising and setting is any kind of evidence for the earth orbiting the sun. It isn't. You would have to actually understand a little about it to know that. Nobody, from Copernicus onward, used observations of the revolution of the earth to conclude that the earth was in orbit around the sun.
1	louvre curators hurry to display ugly van gogh donor gave them before surprise visit
0	former 'munsters' child star shares the troubling real reason he quit acting
0	run, ted cruz, run! hillary clinton and the democrats need you
1	'i just want a substantive, issues-oriented democratic debate,' lie thousands of americans hungry for unhinged trainwreck
0	another opportunity
1	man prone to lying beds woman prone to lying prone
1	open dialogue two americans having about race pretty hilarious
0	drunk driver falls asleep on busy highway: cops
0	most germans fear the effects of a trump election victory
1	u.s. consumers demand wider selection
0	dad defends son's cruella halloween costume from 'small-minded' bigots
0	colleges begin establishing exchange programs in cuba
1	You've gotta love when ignorance lends itself to incredible mistakes like the above statement. "Excepting" that there is some magical sky man is precisely what atheists do. Looks like we have another Einstein who wants to test his opinions with people who actually know what they're talking about. lpdm, you'd better learn quickly, or I don't think you'll like it here as much as you were hoping. So far, you've been nothing but wrong.
1	kangaroo decides he'll get there faster by just running
0	jil speaks openly about new york's full moon festival
1	'kennedy curse' claims life of 77-year-old tumor-riddled binge-drinker
0	kaley cuoco explains why her ex-husband 'ruined' marriage for her
0	Yes, Joe, I agree. Does this new class apply to the new straight couples as well?
0	ai weiwei commemorates drowned refugees during berlin film festival
0	a letter to heather heyer's mother

1

maybelline announces it will stop testing new products on unsuspecting customers in the middle of the night

0

Part of the problem with the abortion issue goes with our perception of the value of animal life in general. We see a fly and swat it. We see a rat and set a dog on it. We see a cockroach and stamp on it. Pests. No problem. But when elephants trample villages, or other warm-blooded mammals become pests, there's an outcry about the destruction method. We don't see giant sledgehammers swatting elephants! - practicalities aside. Destruction has to be humane. And when it suits our purposes. It seems that cuddly, warm-blooded, embryo look-alikes get more emotional feeling than flies, cockroaches, mosquitos et al. From a strictly 'argument' point of view, emotion shouldn't enter the picture. If pro-lifers/anti-abortionists looked at the issue dispassionately and rationally (difficult, I know), then they may well end up with a different viewpoint. How do we take the emotion out of argument?

0

half of abortion clinics in ohio have closed in the past 4 years

0

shepard fairey's new art blatantly condemns 'demagogue' donald trump

1

sunset shot at

1

"thats just the way it is" isn't much of an argument! So, basically you don't care that some people can have rights, while others who should have them don't get them. So, I take it you liked segregation, prohabition and prefer women barefoot in the kitchen rather than at the polls voting for anything. Wow! all I an say is wow.

1

Oh, I think they ought to creat this superstate and we Americans will REALLY have a big laugh. Go for it. I need the levity.

1

Sorry, jack, but I've already crossed over unto eternal life (John 5:24). You're in big trouble, though: John 3:36 John 8:24 John 14:6

0

Yes I disagree with that point. The navy, just like the police, can't possibly be everywhere that danger might raise its ugly head. Merchant ships can't afford a 24/7 navy escort anymore than the average citizen can afford to hire body guards 24/7.There's no legitimate reason why merchant ships should be unarmed and unable to address dangers that deliberately come after them.

0

And that has happened in some cases. Mosquitoes are changing the development cycles to coincide with increasingly warmer temperatures. Fish species are enlarging their habitats as water temperatures rise. Many species are moving north as temperature rises

1

washed-up former spelling bee champion sitting in front of tv sadly mouthing along with scripps contestants

0

cnn chief jeff zucker rips donna brazile's 'disgusting' dealings with clinton campaign

0

You are perhaps thinking of the Miller-Urrey experiment. No one expected life to appear. They were merely curious about what would happen if they simulated the conditions of the early Earth.Since then, we've found pretty much the same thing in the interior of stony meteorites, including an excess of L-forms. So, it's confirmed the findings of Miller-Urey. None of this has anything to do with evolution, however.Evolution is the change in allele frequencies over time. This happens in populations; individuals don't evolve. Everything else in evolution is an elaboration of this phenomenon.

0

watch this artist carve a watermelon into the night king from 'game of thrones'

0

If one is prepared to put in a bit of research, that shouldn't apply on a web forum. One has time between posts to check what's being said, look for counter arguments etc. If the best one can come up with after all that is "I know you are wrong but can't prove it", then one is out of ones depth in the argument. The unavoidable conclusion from this, is that any claim to "know" the other is wrong is 100% faith based...G.

0

elevate your leadership in 2016

1

foreign guy probably dressed very fashionably for wherever he's from

0

teachers union claims the 'trump effect' is warping kids' minds

0

explosive illusions

1

james harden pretty sure he felt something pop in lower beard

1

supercuts ceo apologizes for number of customers scalped every month

0

meanwhile, in the real world

1

** You are very, very good at pretending that what your apponent says is invisible. Your repetition of the same fatuous inanity, (as always, phrased as evasive rhetorical questions instead of honest declarations of opinion), is nothing but a repetition of the objection I demolished in the very post you are quoting. And here's another flash, socrates. The fact that some organisms die, for any number of reasons, sooner than some of their relatives do, explains exactly nothing. The insinuation that this survival differential has some universal, as opposed to local, efficient cause, is pure fecal matter. And that's all you've got, wiseguy. A simple fact of life, and an insinuated cause, and you think they add up to evolution. Breathtakingly simple-minded assumption, fella.

0

how to prevail over fear when life goes sideways

1

women: why don't they lose some weight?

1

authorities praise twitter users' rapid response to virginia shooting

0

caught on video: the terrifying moment a car went off a cliff

1

point of story apparently that man ate at restaurant

1

plows working around clock to keep new hampshire roads clear of campaign signs

1

sean spicer quietly puts painting back over unfinished escape tunnel

0

turkish soccer body penalizes kurdish club amid mounting tensions

0

And why do you say that in ancient times that atheists were people who believed in 'God(s), but didn't belive in intervention) (a.k.a Deists). Why do you think that people who didn't believe in god exist?

0

why this video of a boy zipping a jacket is so powerful

1

'new york times' moves all content you won't give a shit about unless you make at least $200k a year into one convenient section

1

poll finds 97% of americans don't know who donald trump is

0

And that's the rub: it never has (apart from when it has of course, with the various versions that exist). You choose to put faith in the writings of a primitive bronze age society. I prefer to trust a textbook that is regularly updated to reflect our latest findings; our most up to date and accurate knowledge of the world.

0

france launches new effort for middle east peace

1

statue of liberty corporation to shut down all but new york flagship statue

1

report: hey, stephen tobolowsky is in this!

0

who owns the keys to your apple device? (hint: it may not be you)

0

earth day project collecting 1 million different sounds from our beautiful, bustling planet

1

dnc honors historic nominee by dropping broken glass shards from ceiling

0

do latino businesses pander to white customers?

0

report: nsa's intercepted data mostly not from intended targets

0

reflecting on the aids epidemic this gay men's health crisis founders' day

1

woman pieces together timeline of boyfriend's past relationships like detective tracking zodiac killer

0

wendy davis just won: supreme court vindicates her epic filibuster

0

kesha thanks fans 'a million times over' in first public statement

1

fda approves female-libido-enhancing man

1

disgusting coworker barely even washed ass before leaving bathroom

0

the restrictions journalists agreed to in order to attend the koch brothers' conference

0

government shuts down as congress fails to reach spending agreement

0

Do you actually have any idea how science works? Why are you not embarrassed for creationism?

1

area man to ask his doctor about xenical, propecia, claritin, paxil, drixoral, lipitor, tavist-d

1

man deftly downplays his neighborhood to coworker thinking of moving there

0

restaurant reacts perfectly to diners who were rude to employee with autism

0

you can train your brain to make smarter money decisions. here's how

1

green party official caught embezzling campaign funds for dime bag

1

bride always dreamed about making fiancé's friends sweat asses off in fucking sun

0

eddie murphy receives mark twain prize at kennedy center

0

rep. david cicilline: lgbt people are entitled to 'full equality'

1

I suspect a good many monitors and keyboards got cleaned on that one? ;)

0

warren buffett gives single largest charitable contribution

0

11 things you won't understand about happiness until you are happy

1

mom tries to appear interested in daughter's documentary

1

Great job straight out of the leftard playbook. Can't refute the message so go after the messenger. Would it matter if it was printed in the NY Slimes, I doubt it.

0

the mediterranean refugee crisis

1

Don't like it when the person you're arguing against can be as 1astic as you are, huh? I understand, I get these types of whines all the time. thistownwilleat-

0

dear conservatives, let's not ruin 2015 like we ruined 2014

1

man who enjoys thing informed he is wrong

0

the soul's ingredients: the secret to summoning your soulmate

0

barack obama makes last-minute push to block saudi 9/11 bill

0

james corden takes his feud with usain bolt to hilarious new heights

1

police seek poorly drawn man

1

man excited to give visiting friends the real fort wayne experience

1

that guy from that one show spotted with the girl from the shampoo ad

0

Bad Religion or misapplied Religion has been in every century, country and culture.

0

mr. fuji, iconic pro wrestler and manager, dead at 82

1

nyc conservationists decry destruction of rat habitats

0

Besides being terribly wrong, that's not evolution and has nothing to do with evolution. Perhaps because you know so little about orbital physics you think that the sun rising and setting is any kind of evidence for the earth orbiting the sun. It isn't. You would have to actually understand a little about it to know that. Nobody, from Copernicus onward, used observations of the revolution of the earth to conclude that the earth was in orbit around the sun.

1

louvre curators hurry to display ugly van gogh donor gave them before surprise visit

0

former 'munsters' child star shares the troubling real reason he quit acting

0

run, ted cruz, run! hillary clinton and the democrats need you

1

'i just want a substantive, issues-oriented democratic debate,' lie thousands of americans hungry for unhinged trainwreck

0

another opportunity

1

man prone to lying beds woman prone to lying prone

1

open dialogue two americans having about race pretty hilarious

0

drunk driver falls asleep on busy highway: cops

0

most germans fear the effects of a trump election victory

1

u.s. consumers demand wider selection

0

dad defends son's cruella halloween costume from 'small-minded' bigots

0

colleges begin establishing exchange programs in cuba

1

You've gotta love when ignorance lends itself to incredible mistakes like the above statement. "Excepting" that there is some magical sky man is precisely what atheists do. Looks like we have another Einstein who wants to test his opinions with people who actually know what they're talking about. lpdm, you'd better learn quickly, or I don't think you'll like it here as much as you were hoping. So far, you've been nothing but wrong.

1

kangaroo decides he'll get there faster by just running

0

jil speaks openly about new york's full moon festival

1

'kennedy curse' claims life of 77-year-old tumor-riddled binge-drinker

0

kaley cuoco explains why her ex-husband 'ruined' marriage for her

0

Yes, Joe, I agree. Does this new class apply to the new straight couples as well?

0

ai weiwei commemorates drowned refugees during berlin film festival

0

a letter to heather heyer's mother