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0	house republicans unveil bill to repeal obamacare
0	i am tired of the hypocrisy
0	how to get out of a bad mood
1	self-defense instructor simulates attacker right down to erection
1	historical archives: a jest for you
0	5 tricks to make your identity portfolio more secure
1	trump vows to leave a better afghanistan for nation's grandchildren to fight in
1	exactly the logic behind the condom. oh- i'm sorry, those are sinful. looks like you're gonna be virgin for a long time! and good thing too. we don't need any more fundies breeding. :)
0	george takei accused of groping former male model in 1981
1	I did not know that Obama was of low IQ and a conservative, for he is most assuredly a racism and bigot.
1	yoga teacher has way too much on plate to fuck any more students right now
1	woman walking alone at night picks up pace after spotting truck full of alabama lawmakers slowly following her
1	Do your own homework, Orion. And get Jesus before you get stiff on us.
1	house democrats forced to move all their things back into disgusting minority locker room
1	Actually, if you read the friggin article (GASP HERESY!!!), you'd see that this guy was attacked while WALKING FROM THE STORE. If you can't see the difference between his mental existence (quite enough to allow him to move about and do relatively ordinary chores like going to the store), and a foetus that does not have mental existence, there is no hope for you.
1	report: underpaid migrant laborers working 18 hours per day on fifa legal defense
0	must-see tv shows you can't miss this fall
1	science fiction fan increases suavity with trenchcoat
1	man fears he may never trust again after treasured picture of duck turns out to be rabbit
1	nabisco baffled after trump administration gives it $200 million contract to rebuild puerto rico's roads
1	And where exactly is your proof that "Stop, don't touch, leave the area, tell an adult" is indoctrination and translates to "go out and buy a gun, buy as many guns as possible, obsess over the gun, etc."
0	lgbt rights rally in deeply-divided singapore sees record turnout
1	study: best method of finding job still excitedly circling newspaper listing in red marker
0	nobody should be reduced to an 'illegal immigrant'
1	kenneth starr orders lbj exhumed for investigation of possible sexual impropriety
1	pfizer breaks psychological need to always seek fda's approval
1	You throw these insults around like you know what your saying. You are really one of the the most self-deluted zealots I've run across. Keep up the good christer work ArchEvil! You're doing a smash-up job convertin' us heathn's. emoticonXAgree
1	write-in candidate thought he had enough friends to win
1	new iphone application tracks progress of deceased loved ones' decomposition
1	You've pretty much boxed yourself out of any meaningful method of inquiry with this and the idea of "resetting telomeres". If he can "magic" away any evidence of age, then he would be indistinguishable from any other 30 year old, so no examination or experimentation would turn up anything out of the ordinary.
1	courageous man overcomes woman's body language to continue hitting on her
1	report: americans waste enough food each year to give over 1 billion third world residents diabetes
1	As long as we cut off the privates of the fathers as well.
1	performers frantically trying to incorporate spewing sewage pipe into rio opening ceremony
1	report: rise in global temperatures likely to increase number of americans who fucking reek
0	donald trump's lawyer claims president was never told about son's russia meeting
0	Zoos are indeed a good example. Although the environments are made as close as possible to the natural habitats, penguins are often kept in open-air enclosures in temperate or even tropical climates. And there are two critical differences in even the most carefully constructed zoo: the absence of any predators, and the absence of any prey. So why don't the animals quickly/purposefully/nonrandomly cease exhibiting developmentally costly traits which give them an advantage against predators or prey who aren't present?
0	a measles outbreak is growing in arizona
1	successful u.s. airstrike kills 30 iraqis who may as well have been terrorists
1	message under juice cap totally applies to area woman
1	elderly man can't wait for senility to erase lifetime of regretful memories
1	supreme court votes 7-2 to legalize all worldly vices
1	disheartened man expected at least one text while checking phone after flight
0	two dacamented dreamers, in alaska and texas, on fighting to stay home
0	grab your wine boxes, because 'will & grace' is back
0	institutionalized rape culture in youth sports: 3 valuable lessons
1	Just like it's the job of the gun control lobby to try and pass an overwhelming, unreasonable level of fear of an inanimate object?
1	dick pulled back out again
1	bold employee just watching videos during meeting with sound on
0	Semantics. God has mandated against homosexuality. My point is, people are prepared to admit that the creation story, and the story of noahs arc are metaphors. They read them, and then look at the evidence to hand and say "Well, it can't be really true the way it is written, so it must mean this..."But the bias of the church against homosexuality is based of a small passage of text which, it seems, cannot be interpreted away. That part that condemns homosexuality is accurate, straight-from-gods-mouth truth. Again, why the dichotomy? Why are some parts of the bible open to interpretation, but others are rigid?
0	saudi-uae push to mobilize tribes against qatari emir
0	'fifty shades of grey' sequel needs a new director
1	new debate rules allow for one 15-second strangulation
0	improving the lgbt experience within the workplace
0	officials warn flint residents that some areas have higher lead levels than filters can handle
1	man confidently hits 'send' on worst job application company has ever seen
0	tina fey tells the 'most american white lady story' in new movie, 'whiskey tango foxtrot'
1	cage match settles nothing
1	christmas really over, man realizes as iphone game switches out holiday icon
1	Did you go to college, Trebor? You might want to look up how "pedophilia" is spelled. LOL!! Then you can go have a beer with Orion and watch his head swivel.
1	Yeah, ok Archie. I see what you mean about a second grader understanding your argument though. It was written and presented as if by a second grader, after all. Simple questions, no answers-just insults and tantrum throwing.
1	Based on your stances, what you want is akin to the old Soviet type communism, Matthew. I'll give you a little hint: It doesn't work!
0	u.s. diplomats drafted a 'dissent memo' objecting to trump's muslim ban
0	mr. trump, 17 presidents before you protected our national parks. will you?
1	humanity hoping it only has to put up with few more millennia of this shit
1	black twins always get mistaken for random black people
1	study: 80 percent of all hermits recovering from broken hearts
1	huge animal jumps right fucking out in front of area man
0	So, the Supreme Court rested its decision not on the 9th Amendment as the District Court had done, but chose instead to base it on the 14th Amendment.
0	michael bay might secretly be a genius, despite his awful movies
0	great barrier reef experiences its worst coral die-off
0	whatsapp to phase out subscription fees
1	nobody touching punch at cia christmas party
0	I know you think I was acting emotional with my post and it really is hard to tell whether someone is being emotional over a forum since it is so impersonal. What I can say is that posting about the Bible has become a mere formality to me and not the emot
1	nation horrified to learn about war in afghanistan while reading up on petraeus sex scandal
0	Anyway Duo_Maxwell this isn't only creationist debaters, there are many more who do the same thing with different debates. you also forgot7. Make random accusations of logical fallacies when they have no idea what they even mean. Example: You said that my spelling is wrong, that's the biggest strawman I've ever heard8. Correct spelling mistakes and convienantly not answer the question. Example: "What do you thinkk of carbon dating?" "you spelled think wrong". If you want to correct spelling, fine but answer the question as well.
0	the extraordinary journey of india's first olympic gymnast
0	rare shark accidentally caught by fisherman
1	rapist gets new start at technical college
1	there's been an explosion!
0	eminem goes after donald trump on new big sean track
0	'pan' fails to take flight at the box office
1	this bus stop must be near culinary school
0	don sterling won't get an naacp award after all
0	mexico moves closer to extraditing drug lord el chapo to u.s.
1	company to use internet to waste money, employees' time
1	hellmann's heir's conduct unbefitting a mayonnaise magnate
0	senate panel to probe russian hacking, links to campaigns
0	ruth bader ginsburg is confident we'll get out of this mess
0	'the late show' updated trump's election night speech with annotations
1	trump accidentally records over comey meeting tape with idea for candy hotel
0	video appears to show 76er jahlil okafor in street fight
1	breakup letter taped to baby
0	trademarks show amazon has sights on meal-kits, 'single cow burgers' and other fast food options
1	real-life log flume kills family
1	friend really laying into self for failing to reply to email sooner
0	bill cosby's admission could aid women's cases, lawyers say
0	This is not what hospitals do with biomedical waste. They incinerate it. If these people are really doing this I can"t imagine who the buyer is , and they are breaking many many laws.
1	How mature: all caps screaming and namecalling. It's no surprise, though; it's all you have, Archie. You come in here making assertions about souls, so when we challenge you to defend your view... you don't. emoticonXRolleyes
1	seymour hersh uncovers new thing too sad to think about

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house republicans unveil bill to repeal obamacare

0

i am tired of the hypocrisy

0

how to get out of a bad mood

1

self-defense instructor simulates attacker right down to erection

1

historical archives: a jest for you

0

5 tricks to make your identity portfolio more secure

1

trump vows to leave a better afghanistan for nation's grandchildren to fight in

1

exactly the logic behind the condom. oh- i'm sorry, those are sinful. looks like you're gonna be virgin for a long time! and good thing too. we don't need any more fundies breeding. :)

0

george takei accused of groping former male model in 1981

1

I did not know that Obama was of low IQ and a conservative, for he is most assuredly a racism and bigot.

1

yoga teacher has way too much on plate to fuck any more students right now

1

woman walking alone at night picks up pace after spotting truck full of alabama lawmakers slowly following her

1

Do your own homework, Orion. And get Jesus before you get stiff on us.

1

house democrats forced to move all their things back into disgusting minority locker room

1

Actually, if you read the friggin article (*GASP* HERESY!!!), you'd see that this guy was attacked while WALKING FROM THE STORE. If you can't see the difference between his mental existence (quite enough to allow him to move about and do relatively ordinary chores like going to the store), and a foetus that does not have mental existence, there is no hope for you.

1

report: underpaid migrant laborers working 18 hours per day on fifa legal defense

0

must-see tv shows you can't miss this fall

1

science fiction fan increases suavity with trenchcoat

1

man fears he may never trust again after treasured picture of duck turns out to be rabbit

1

nabisco baffled after trump administration gives it $200 million contract to rebuild puerto rico's roads

1

And where exactly is your proof that "Stop, don't touch, leave the area, tell an adult" is indoctrination and translates to "go out and buy a gun, buy as many guns as possible, obsess over the gun, etc."

0

lgbt rights rally in deeply-divided singapore sees record turnout

1

study: best method of finding job still excitedly circling newspaper listing in red marker

0

nobody should be reduced to an 'illegal immigrant'

1

kenneth starr orders lbj exhumed for investigation of possible sexual impropriety

1

pfizer breaks psychological need to always seek fda's approval

1

You throw these insults around like you know what your saying. You are really one of the the most self-deluted zealots I've run across. Keep up the good christer work ArchEvil! You're doing a smash-up job convertin' us heathn's. emoticonXAgree

1

write-in candidate thought he had enough friends to win

1

new iphone application tracks progress of deceased loved ones' decomposition

1

You've pretty much boxed yourself out of any meaningful method of inquiry with this and the idea of "resetting telomeres". If he can "magic" away any evidence of age, then he would be indistinguishable from any other 30 year old, so no examination or experimentation would turn up anything out of the ordinary.

1

courageous man overcomes woman's body language to continue hitting on her

1

report: americans waste enough food each year to give over 1 billion third world residents diabetes

1

As long as we cut off the privates of the fathers as well.

1

performers frantically trying to incorporate spewing sewage pipe into rio opening ceremony

1

report: rise in global temperatures likely to increase number of americans who fucking reek

0

donald trump's lawyer claims president was never told about son's russia meeting

0

Zoos are indeed a good example. Although the environments are made as close as possible to the natural habitats, penguins are often kept in open-air enclosures in temperate or even tropical climates. And there are two critical differences in even the most carefully constructed zoo: the absence of any predators, and the absence of any prey. So why don't the animals quickly/purposefully/nonrandomly cease exhibiting developmentally costly traits which give them an advantage against predators or prey who aren't present?

0

a measles outbreak is growing in arizona

1

successful u.s. airstrike kills 30 iraqis who may as well have been terrorists

1

message under juice cap totally applies to area woman

1

elderly man can't wait for senility to erase lifetime of regretful memories

1

supreme court votes 7-2 to legalize all worldly vices

1

disheartened man expected at least one text while checking phone after flight

0

two dacamented dreamers, in alaska and texas, on fighting to stay home

0

grab your wine boxes, because 'will & grace' is back

0

institutionalized rape culture in youth sports: 3 valuable lessons

1

Just like it's the job of the gun control lobby to try and pass an overwhelming, unreasonable level of fear of an inanimate object?

1

dick pulled back out again

1

bold employee just watching videos during meeting with sound on

0

Semantics. God has mandated against homosexuality. My point is, people are prepared to admit that the creation story, and the story of noahs arc are metaphors. They read them, and then look at the evidence to hand and say "Well, it can't be really true the way it is written, so it must mean this..."But the bias of the church against homosexuality is based of a small passage of text which, it seems, cannot be interpreted away. That part that condemns homosexuality is accurate, straight-from-gods-mouth truth. Again, why the dichotomy? Why are some parts of the bible open to interpretation, but others are rigid?

0

saudi-uae push to mobilize tribes against qatari emir

0

'fifty shades of grey' sequel needs a new director

1

new debate rules allow for one 15-second strangulation

0

improving the lgbt experience within the workplace

0

officials warn flint residents that some areas have higher lead levels than filters can handle

1

man confidently hits 'send' on worst job application company has ever seen

0

tina fey tells the 'most american white lady story' in new movie, 'whiskey tango foxtrot'

1

cage match settles nothing

1

christmas really over, man realizes as iphone game switches out holiday icon

1

Did you go to college, Trebor? You might want to look up how "pedophilia" is spelled. LOL!! Then you can go have a beer with Orion and watch his head swivel.

1

Yeah, ok Archie. I see what you mean about a second grader understanding your argument though. It was written and presented as if by a second grader, after all. Simple questions, no answers-just insults and tantrum throwing.

1

Based on your stances, what you want is akin to the old Soviet type communism, Matthew. I'll give you a little hint: It doesn't work!

0

u.s. diplomats drafted a 'dissent memo' objecting to trump's muslim ban

0

mr. trump, 17 presidents before you protected our national parks. will you?

1

humanity hoping it only has to put up with few more millennia of this shit

1

black twins always get mistaken for random black people

1

study: 80 percent of all hermits recovering from broken hearts

1

huge animal jumps right fucking out in front of area man

0

So, the Supreme Court rested its decision not on the 9th Amendment as the District Court had done, but chose instead to base it on the 14th Amendment.

0

michael bay might secretly be a genius, despite his awful movies

0

great barrier reef experiences its worst coral die-off

0

whatsapp to phase out subscription fees

1

nobody touching punch at cia christmas party

0

I know you think I was acting emotional with my post and it really is hard to tell whether someone is being emotional over a forum since it is so impersonal. What I can say is that posting about the Bible has become a mere formality to me and not the emot

1

nation horrified to learn about war in afghanistan while reading up on petraeus sex scandal

0

Anyway Duo_Maxwell this isn't only creationist debaters, there are many more who do the same thing with different debates. you also forgot7. Make random accusations of logical fallacies when they have no idea what they even mean. Example: You said that my spelling is wrong, that's the biggest strawman I've ever heard8. Correct spelling mistakes and convienantly not answer the question. Example: "What do you thinkk of carbon dating?" "you spelled think wrong". If you want to correct spelling, fine but answer the question as well.

0

the extraordinary journey of india's first olympic gymnast

0

rare shark accidentally caught by fisherman

1

rapist gets new start at technical college

1

there's been an explosion!

0

eminem goes after donald trump on new big sean track

0

'pan' fails to take flight at the box office

1

this bus stop must be near culinary school

0

don sterling won't get an naacp award after all

0

mexico moves closer to extraditing drug lord el chapo to u.s.

1

company to use internet to waste money, employees' time

1

hellmann's heir's conduct unbefitting a mayonnaise magnate

0

senate panel to probe russian hacking, links to campaigns

0

ruth bader ginsburg is confident we'll get out of this mess

0

'the late show' updated trump's election night speech with annotations

1

trump accidentally records over comey meeting tape with idea for candy hotel

0

video appears to show 76er jahlil okafor in street fight

1

breakup letter taped to baby

0

trademarks show amazon has sights on meal-kits, 'single cow burgers' and other fast food options

1

real-life log flume kills family

1

friend really laying into self for failing to reply to email sooner

0

bill cosby's admission could aid women's cases, lawyers say

0

This is not what hospitals do with biomedical waste. They incinerate it. If these people are really doing this I can"t imagine who the buyer is , and they are breaking many many laws.

1

How mature: all caps screaming and namecalling. It's no surprise, though; it's all you have, Archie. You come in here making assertions about souls, so when we challenge you to defend your view... you don't. emoticonXRolleyes

1

seymour hersh uncovers new thing too sad to think about