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1	rescued baby bird wearing out welcome
0	what to stream on netflix in october
0	two trans women from the bronx open up about their lives and communities
1	man uses weekend to make totally different mistakes than he did during workweek
1	museum proudly exhibits picasso shitty enough to be in kansas city
1	factory farm chicken rounds out miserable existence by going bad in man's refrigerator
0	public school closures are an attack on arkansans of color
1	stevie nicks dancing alone on beach under full moon
0	this stylish kid will teach you how to wear a suit
1	Because you still can't understand the concept that the militia had absolutely no connection with the private ownership of firearms. You just don't get that serving in the militia wasn't a requirement for a person to be armed. And you've chickened out at elaborating on the shortcomings of your own theory because you have no answers. Cluck, cluck.
1	theresa may narrowly manages to survive parliamentary firing squad
1	authorities say dozens of bystanders failed to act as man went about his life
1	concept car designers struggling to think of cool new ways for doors to open
0	pulse nightclub shooter's father revealed as former fbi informant
1	Yes, because Republicans are the only hypocrites in the government, right? emoticonXRolleyes
1	woman would have had awesome time aborting fetus if it weren't for angry protestors screaming outside clinic
0	texas mom outraged because her daughter's school won't allow sunscreen
1	ER, you're doing the God complex again. Sandra Fluke might not even use birth control because she may very well be celibate. Only God ... and ER who thinks he's God ... know.
0	focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan
1	family trying to tune out hints of misogyny as grandfather lovingly recalls courting grandmother
0	from tiger mothers to fresh off the boat: eddie huang's mom is not every asian-american mom
0	4 must-know facts about clinton wealth
0	uh, yeah, that was their intent! Under color of law no less. The truth always seems to be your worst enemy doesn't it?
1	struggling local theater space put out of its misery
0	dear sleep-deprived mama
0	tiger attacks and kills zookeeper at an animal park in spain
0	j.lo and a-rod will each donate $25,000 to hurricane harvey victims
0	chipotle is testing queso in hopes of turning business back around
0	finding her own way in paris: meet author/publisher adria j. cimino
1	u.s. capitol cleaning turns up long-lost constitution
1	obama spends another night searching behind white house paintings for safes
1	dzhokhar tsarnaev courtside at pacers-heat game
0	photo editing war breaks out over kim jong un missile test picture
1	retired security guard pens open letter to colin kaepernick about national anthem
0	former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations
1	Wow! not only Archie doesn't know the answer to the question. How can one have a knowledge of something it doesn't exist ? so, where does evil come from if God who is good and created everything has absolutely no evil in her ? it seems that the stronger the belief the weakest the knowledge and the logic
0	sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name
0	how to give a near perfect presentation (and why it's so hard for so many)
0	justice kennedy grills baker in colorado same-sex rights case
0	solidarity, prayers and support for torched st. louis churches
1	29-year-old has blast writing his will
1	Oh! Goody! At last someone who wants to actually discuss evolution instead of mythology!
0	5 faulty beliefs that have led to republican dysfunction on health care
0	parkland survivor: 'i've never been so unimpressed by a person' after trump call
0	the room i carry with me
1	So you're kind of like a crimelord who claims to be a pacifist because he has thugs on the payroll who do the dirty work for him? "Ah well you see, my personal morality prohibits violence, but that doesn't inhibit me from financing, applauding and demanding violence be done on my behalf whenever it suits me. You see, as long as my hands don't directly commit the violence, I am pure as snow". In other words, you're discussing when government should use violence. Which according to you, is a lot of the time. Especially should someone dare to defend themselves against a home invader. You really don't see the hypocrisy in condemning someone for violence and simultaneously calling for more violence, do you?
0	donald trump's dr. oz gambit makes mockery of transparency norms
0	motivational psychology and leadership in higher education
0	Yes, there are differences, but the claim is not that the other stories were identical, just that they preceded the time Jesus is claimed to have lived, and that elements of these various foreshadowing stories were very similar to those told about Jesus.Continuing for a second on the idea of the eucharist having been borrowed by Christians from earlier traditions:
0	chris christie sticks taxpayers with huge bill for official portrait
0	And were THIS the 17th century, I might understand that, but this is the 21st century. We don't "bleed" people to make them well; we don't have barbers performing surgery and we usually have a trained physician in the delivery room.
0	focus groups and instant polls won't tell you who 'won' the debate
1	man psyches self out during selection of ice-cream flavor
0	fiona apple sends a big 'f**k you' to trump at standing rock benefit concert
0	Actually, it is a mutation. Just like the color of the fur is a mutation. Polar bear fur is not white, it is colorless. Moreover, it is hollow. That is another mutation. And Polar bears have longer legs than their closest relatives, the brown bears. They have smaller ears. None of the changes are caused by "friction".By the way, the webs between the toes of a Polar bear are very much like the webs between the toes of a duck.Adaptation is, by the way, evolution. I presume that is the word you meant to use. Adaptation is not adaption. You talk about the process as if it were adaption and then call it adaptation. In reality it is adaptation.
0	delta airlines has its first black female captain
0	there isn't a “war on christmas.” there's a fight for inclusivity.
1	automakers ask nation if it still wants that handle above car windows
0	But does anyone actually need a marriage to do this? No. Are there any laws stating one must be married before giving birth? No.
0	And you will cowardly ignore the validity of the difference, as you whine that there is one ...A person goes to the doctor, that information is NOT public information. A doctor / patient can claim doctor/patient confidentiality. It's a recognized and valid situation.But with the "knowthyneighbor", these polls are PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE. The purpose of publicizing them is to prevent fraud.If you weren't so intent on trying to bash, you would recognize the obvious distinctions... emoticonXRolleyes
1	penny not so lucky for tortured soul of lincoln trapped inside
1	ambassador holding phrasebook 'pretty sure' she just strengthened ties with pakistan
0	sean hannity: donald trump should deny press credentials to major news outlets
1	Remember a Guy named Jesus. He commands this of you too. Sadly you and your religious right Republican christianist buddies have put Jesus in a suit and made him a wall street banker. Using Jesus as cover they despoil the earth, trod upon the poor, ignore the homeless and the hungry, and make the flag their False God.
0	miley cyrus and other celebs start 2015 with a kiss
1	woman who left room crying earlier expects to jump back into party just like that
0	song premiere: j.d. mcpherson, 'bossy'
1	It's ironic that you should talk about lack of evidence. At least we have a source to believe.
1	guy with kids to have more kids
0	The OP assumes ID is real. Asking specifics is ridiculous because we do not know how the proof of ID would be revealed or exactly what the intelligent ' force ' or manifestation would be
0	"sing" is an optimistic song to the world
1	meaning of dream obvious to everyone else
0	this dog is dreaming about something seriously tasty
0	the ryan fitzpatrick era must end for the new york jets
0	from 'scandal' to 'house of cards,' political dramas are suffering in the trump era
1	oysters have no discernible effect on date
1	obama warns he may cease to exist unless america believes in him
0	here are the best kimye wedding instagrams
1	indianapolis sports reporter pours his little heart out in peyton manning retirement column
1	Could it be that you don't know what the term strict constructionist means? Even so, Phyllis doesn't seem to be one and I am not. Orginialist is not "strict constructionist". Your extreme black or white thinking really can't see this though can it?
1	3-day weekend practically already over
1	tourist realizes it's all just a lie set in place for him
1	butterball releases new travel-size turkey
0	debris found in south africa could be from missing flight mh370
1	poll: 80% of americans would get in vehicle with stranger for chance at new life
0	an open letter to my shelter dog's first owner
1	report: it not good time for long, devastating war for iran, either
1	nasa designers release flirty new space skirt
1	cop vows to hunt down punk who successfully pressed brutality charges against his partner
1	area man suddenly realizes he's the one who's been killing off world's bee population
1	labor secretary letting 8 million unemployed americans crash at his place until they get back on their feet
1	census bureau releases annual report on neighborhood vibes
0	these hilarious 'hacks' for organizing your kid's bookshelf are spot-on
1	perky optimist brings joy everywhere she leaves
1	dick vitale undergoes annual bracketological examination
1	fabled burger king employee places single onion ring in everyone's fries
0	Just how do you suppose the government seeking permision would work in reality? And what exactly are you afraid of? It seems odd when people advocate blind trust for Joe Civilian, but then think that the government shouldn't be allowed to be armed. I think there must be a balance in trust given both ways.
1	entire meal consumed while testing if it needs more time in microwave
0	how to eat healthy around the world (bone broth, anyone?)
1	experts recommend changing batteries in smoke detector every 6 fires

1

rescued baby bird wearing out welcome

0

what to stream on netflix in october

0

two trans women from the bronx open up about their lives and communities

1

man uses weekend to make totally different mistakes than he did during workweek

1

museum proudly exhibits picasso shitty enough to be in kansas city

1

factory farm chicken rounds out miserable existence by going bad in man's refrigerator

0

public school closures are an attack on arkansans of color

1

stevie nicks dancing alone on beach under full moon

0

this stylish kid will teach you how to wear a suit

1

Because you still can't understand the concept that the militia had absolutely no connection with the private ownership of firearms. You just don't get that serving in the militia wasn't a requirement for a person to be armed. And you've chickened out at elaborating on the shortcomings of your own theory because you have no answers. Cluck, cluck.

1

theresa may narrowly manages to survive parliamentary firing squad

1

authorities say dozens of bystanders failed to act as man went about his life

1

concept car designers struggling to think of cool new ways for doors to open

0

pulse nightclub shooter's father revealed as former fbi informant

1

Yes, because Republicans are the only hypocrites in the government, right? emoticonXRolleyes

1

woman would have had awesome time aborting fetus if it weren't for angry protestors screaming outside clinic

0

texas mom outraged because her daughter's school won't allow sunscreen

1

ER, you're doing the God complex again. Sandra Fluke might not even use birth control because she may very well be celibate. Only God ... and ER who thinks he's God ... know.

0

focus on one particular loophole in gop's new tax-cut plan

1

family trying to tune out hints of misogyny as grandfather lovingly recalls courting grandmother

0

from tiger mothers to fresh off the boat: eddie huang's mom is not every asian-american mom

0

4 must-know facts about clinton wealth

0

uh, yeah, that was their intent! Under color of law no less. The truth always seems to be your worst enemy doesn't it?

1

struggling local theater space put out of its misery

0

dear sleep-deprived mama

0

tiger attacks and kills zookeeper at an animal park in spain

0

j.lo and a-rod will each donate $25,000 to hurricane harvey victims

0

chipotle is testing queso in hopes of turning business back around

0

finding her own way in paris: meet author/publisher adria j. cimino

1

u.s. capitol cleaning turns up long-lost constitution

1

obama spends another night searching behind white house paintings for safes

1

dzhokhar tsarnaev courtside at pacers-heat game

0

photo editing war breaks out over kim jong un missile test picture

1

retired security guard pens open letter to colin kaepernick about national anthem

0

former nfl player to sue minnesota vikings over investigation into anti-gay allegations

1

Wow! not only Archie doesn't know the answer to the question. How can one have a knowledge of something it doesn't exist ? so, where does evil come from if God who is good and created everything has absolutely no evil in her ? it seems that the stronger the belief the weakest the knowledge and the logic

0

sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name

0

how to give a near perfect presentation (and why it's so hard for so many)

0

justice kennedy grills baker in colorado same-sex rights case

0

solidarity, prayers and support for torched st. louis churches

1

29-year-old has blast writing his will

1

Oh! Goody! At last someone who wants to actually discuss evolution instead of mythology!

0

5 faulty beliefs that have led to republican dysfunction on health care

0

parkland survivor: 'i've never been so unimpressed by a person' after trump call

0

the room i carry with me

1

So you're kind of like a crimelord who claims to be a pacifist because he has thugs on the payroll who do the dirty work for him? "Ah well you see, my personal morality prohibits violence, but that doesn't inhibit me from financing, applauding and demanding violence be done on my behalf whenever it suits me. You see, as long as my hands don't directly commit the violence, I am pure as snow". In other words, you're discussing when government should use violence. Which according to you, is a lot of the time. Especially should someone dare to defend themselves against a home invader. You really don't see the hypocrisy in condemning someone for violence and simultaneously calling for more violence, do you?

0

donald trump's dr. oz gambit makes mockery of transparency norms

0

motivational psychology and leadership in higher education

0

Yes, there are differences, but the claim is not that the other stories were identical, just that they preceded the time Jesus is claimed to have lived, and that elements of these various foreshadowing stories were very similar to those told about Jesus.Continuing for a second on the idea of the eucharist having been borrowed by Christians from earlier traditions:

0

chris christie sticks taxpayers with huge bill for official portrait

0

And were THIS the 17th century, I might understand that, but this is the 21st century. We don't "bleed" people to make them well; we don't have barbers performing surgery and we usually have a trained physician in the delivery room.

0

focus groups and instant polls won't tell you who 'won' the debate

1

man psyches self out during selection of ice-cream flavor

0

fiona apple sends a big 'f**k you' to trump at standing rock benefit concert

0

Actually, it is a mutation. Just like the color of the fur is a mutation. Polar bear fur is not white, it is colorless. Moreover, it is hollow. That is another mutation. And Polar bears have longer legs than their closest relatives, the brown bears. They have smaller ears. None of the changes are caused by "friction".By the way, the webs between the toes of a Polar bear are very much like the webs between the toes of a duck.Adaptation is, by the way, evolution. I presume that is the word you meant to use. Adaptation is not adaption. You talk about the process as if it were adaption and then call it adaptation. In reality it is adaptation.

0

delta airlines has its first black female captain

0

there isn't a “war on christmas.” there's a fight for inclusivity.

1

automakers ask nation if it still wants that handle above car windows

0

But does anyone actually need a marriage to do this? No. Are there any laws stating one must be married before giving birth? No.

0

And you will cowardly ignore the validity of the difference, as you whine that there is one ...A person goes to the doctor, that information is NOT public information. A doctor / patient can claim doctor/patient confidentiality. It's a recognized and valid situation.But with the "knowthyneighbor", these polls are PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE. The purpose of publicizing them is to prevent fraud.If you weren't so intent on trying to bash, you would recognize the obvious distinctions... emoticonXRolleyes

1

penny not so lucky for tortured soul of lincoln trapped inside

1

ambassador holding phrasebook 'pretty sure' she just strengthened ties with pakistan

0

sean hannity: donald trump should deny press credentials to major news outlets

1

Remember a Guy named Jesus. He commands this of you too. Sadly you and your religious right Republican christianist buddies have put Jesus in a suit and made him a wall street banker. Using Jesus as cover they despoil the earth, trod upon the poor, ignore the homeless and the hungry, and make the flag their False God.

0

miley cyrus and other celebs start 2015 with a kiss

1

woman who left room crying earlier expects to jump back into party just like that

0

song premiere: j.d. mcpherson, 'bossy'

1

It's ironic that you should talk about lack of evidence. At least we have a source to believe.

1

guy with kids to have more kids

0

The OP assumes ID is real. Asking specifics is ridiculous because we do not know how the proof of ID would be revealed or exactly what the intelligent ' force ' or manifestation would be

0

"sing" is an optimistic song to the world

1

meaning of dream obvious to everyone else

0

this dog is dreaming about something seriously tasty

0

the ryan fitzpatrick era must end for the new york jets

0

from 'scandal' to 'house of cards,' political dramas are suffering in the trump era

1

oysters have no discernible effect on date

1

obama warns he may cease to exist unless america believes in him

0

here are the best kimye wedding instagrams

1

indianapolis sports reporter pours his little heart out in peyton manning retirement column

1

Could it be that you don't know what the term strict constructionist means? Even so, Phyllis doesn't seem to be one and I am not. Orginialist is not "strict constructionist". Your extreme black or white thinking really can't see this though can it?

1

3-day weekend practically already over

1

tourist realizes it's all just a lie set in place for him

1

butterball releases new travel-size turkey

0

debris found in south africa could be from missing flight mh370

1

poll: 80% of americans would get in vehicle with stranger for chance at new life

0

an open letter to my shelter dog's first owner

1

report: it not good time for long, devastating war for iran, either

1

nasa designers release flirty new space skirt

1

cop vows to hunt down punk who successfully pressed brutality charges against his partner

1

area man suddenly realizes he's the one who's been killing off world's bee population

1

labor secretary letting 8 million unemployed americans crash at his place until they get back on their feet

1

census bureau releases annual report on neighborhood vibes

0

these hilarious 'hacks' for organizing your kid's bookshelf are spot-on

1

perky optimist brings joy everywhere she leaves

1

dick vitale undergoes annual bracketological examination

1

fabled burger king employee places single onion ring in everyone's fries

0

Just how do you suppose the government seeking permision would work in reality? And what exactly are you afraid of? It seems odd when people advocate blind trust for Joe Civilian, but then think that the government shouldn't be allowed to be armed. I think there must be a balance in trust given both ways.

1

entire meal consumed while testing if it needs more time in microwave

0

how to eat healthy around the world (bone broth, anyone?)

1

experts recommend changing batteries in smoke detector every 6 fires