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1	pizza hut employee still hanging around after shift
1	report: employers created 40,000 new jobs for existing employees last month
1	They didn't help, but they are not the only ones. This group is using the fear of that to promote bigotry and hate. I am sure you know what bigotry and hate are, don't you?
1	churchgoer blanks on why she is lighting votive candle
0	trump's budget: a blow to our communities and to our latin american neighbors
0	new york liberty players wear #blacklivesmatter shirts before their game
0	shutting out the gun nuts? cigarettes may show the way
1	fresca quietly takes control of 18-34 demographic in daring overnight raid
1	garth brooks thinking about how a pie would be good right about now
1	brian boitano sobs quietly in dark
0	pope praises jesuit missions in paraguay after apology for church crimes against indigenous peoples
1	I don't think that Paul was actively gay. He was so odd about having anykind of sex at all that it was pretty warped.
1	jimmy carter contemplating dying right here and now
0	trump's tailspin
0	rip fred hellerman of the weavers, a group that was a lot more than just 'influential'
0	the water war that will decide the fate of 1 in 8 americans
0	Well, I suppose that the reply it took me almost 5 minutes to type, a couple more to check and a couple to correct will not suffice now.
0	But the Court went further than necessary. They set the point at which States could legally impose restrictions on abortion negating many state statutes in the process and establishing the "right to abortion" ON DEMAND at any time. That was an exercise in judicial activism. They took statures that existed in many states and arbitrarily determined at what point they could be applied. It's not the Court's function to legislate from the bench. It is up to the States and Federal Legislatures to determine at what point the fetus' rights are protected.
0	the feminine culture: 6 things i learned from women that make me #thrive
1	bush vows to put man on moon before it disappears at end of month
0	protecting our environment is a matter of life or death
1	'the bachelor' accused of leveraging his power as a reality tv star to lure 30 women to california mansion
0	I think you might want to check your logic here... As far as I am aware, drug addicts cause a great deal of crime to support their habit. As you are, I am not terribly fond of policing someone's personal habits, but when drugs are the motivating force behind burglaries, assaults and muggings and addicts carry diseases such AIDS and tuberculosis then means of curtailing this should be explored. This may include policing or controlling the supply of drugs to an area to cut down and the amount of drugs sold, and thus less crime to support fewer habits.Easy access to drugs is, logically, part of the problem.
1	blender left on to keep cat company
1	nation's uncles enter last stage of prep for thursday's thanksgiving debates
1	camera admits it can't do much for barry
0	bill maher jokes about what donald trump will really be doing on his asia trip
0	But even worse, even if there were some unknown mechanism to cause such movement, it would generate heat. The heat generated by the creation of the mountains of the world would be more than enough to reduce the entire surface to molten lava. Add to that the fact that the condensation of the "vapor canopy" would release enough heat to boil all of the water on earth.
0	a pissing contest, with nukes
0	5 of the best wurst on planet barbecue
0	mitch mcconnell walks back roy moore criticism
1	heartless dutch curators put deranged scrawlings of mentally ill suicide victim on full display for world to mock
1	man in rental car spends 20 minutes trying to find steering wheel
1	doctor weirded out by patient she just met providing every lurid detail of medical history
0	chris christie gets sued by liberal advocacy groups
0	donald trump's son is giddy over rachel maddow airing his dad's tax return
0	how my daughter taught me that every moment is a gift
0	And a lot of blacks were killed through hangings. Are you against rope vendors?
1	archaeologists: egyptian pyramids actually early attempt at camping
0	Whatever, people lying by saying that they lost their jobs because they said they believe in Intelligent Design? Good? Bad? Utterly predictable? http://www.expelledexposed.com/index.php/the-truth
1	fox news now just airing continuous blood-red screen with disembodied voice chanting 'they're coming to kill you'
0	So you're not denying that pro-gun activists in Heller used (or misused) the courts to further their own agenda?
1	report: now sadly the best time in american history to be black
1	police pleasantly surprised to learn man they shot was armed
1	man keeps having same experience where he shows up to work naked
1	novelty pencil worn down to the nub
0	a new way to buy gold
0	elton john announces retirement — but will perform a long, long goodbye tour
0	teen girls reviewed super bowl commercials and what they discovered will surprise you
0	hero teacher stops high school shooter in washington state
1	Oh, so cranky, Dittoboy! Maybe you need some zanax too. Or pray some more to your pagan deities. Little hint: Listening to too much Rush Limbaugh will give you ulcers - all that sustained outrage and all. Plus the morally superior preening... not healthy. emoticonXAngel
1	study suggests onion social notifications 300 times more satisfying to receive than facebook notifications
0	who's a better liar: brian williams or pinocchio?
1	World government is just around the bend! What shall we call it...The Company...The Authority...The End?
0	it's time for congress to join the fight against food waste
1	faith healer loses patient during routine miracle
1	Ah, I see, so you obviously have deeply studied the geologic record, and all of the biological evidence, and have conclusive proof of your claims. Or maybe you are just spewing forth the drivel that you learned on cretionist websites that has already been firmly and repeatedly debunked. As Trebor said, the ToE says absolutely nothing about "your Lord and Saviour". Innumerous Christians both believe in God and accept the ToE. And as he said, if worshipping YOUR Lord and Saviour requires me to throw reason, facts, common sense, and substantiated science out the window, he and those who want me to worship this "version" of him can go suck a monkey's hairy bollocks.
0	breathe: raising the voice of justice
1	automated teller has more personality than human teller
1	divorced man sadly removes ex-wife's admin privileges from home security system
1	historical archives: to be sold - two chamber pot house
1	'heed my tragic story well, friends, for you could just as easily be me,' says chris christie in haunting rnc speech
0	what the entire country needs to learn from the students at mizzou
0	golin ceo fred cook to head usc's center for strategic public relations
0	seniors decked out in graduation gear walk halls to inspire younger students
1	man unwilling to skydive blasted for contradicting previous 'up for whatever' stance
1	scott pruitt defends use of 1st armored division for trip to dry-cleaner
1	You can thank Slick Willie Clinton who pushed through the sub-prime lending fiasco that eventually blew up under Bush. And gay-boy Barney Franks who oversaw the program.
0	j. k. rowling magically trolls donald trump for tweeting in the third person
0	my white inheritance
1	ceo has big ideas to grow company's problems
0	after dark: meet kenny kenny, visual poet and nightlife icon
0	activists: syrian warplanes bomb isis training camp
1	bar scene also tired of area bachelor
0	trump team is mulling muslim registry and planning border wall, reported adviser says
1	pentagon allocates $600,000 for actual gun used in 'scarface'
0	this will make all of your troubling thoughts drift away
1	bp ceo: 'we deeply regret the tragic loss of $4.5 billion'
1	delirious rover hallucinates water on mars
1	gaunt, sickly kirby takes leave of absence from video games following stomach cancer diagnosis
1	Umm I dunno that whole faith thing is kind of important. Oh I get it you were being insulting.... Gotcha.... BTW hows that whole spiritual enlightenment thing working out for you?
0	10 things to expect when you have cancer
0	iraq pm: yemen conflict could engulf entire region in war
0	as lebanon, jordan, tunisia end 'marry-your-rapist' laws, where next?
0	bakery owner vows to stop making wedding cakes altogether after pro-gay court ruling
1	You've got no problem with Jim Crow laws? Nice. It IS seperate. Black people are not white people.
0	two-year cellphone contracts are almost dead. here's everything you need to know
1	study: all of your memories implanted in you 5 minutes ago when universe was created
0	epa takes real steps toward curbing smog pollution - now we need your voice
1	local homemaker fights to overcome rubbermaid addiction
1	out-of-control group yields little usable data
1	Yes, he did avoid the issues important to me, but then, America's electorate contains a lot of religious bigots, so I was not really surprised. I think he was pretty clear where he stood on abortion rights, though. No chance of another bunch of Romish Supreme Court justices, I think. And if you think Obama is a conservative, can I sell you a bridge in Brooklyn? He's not as liberal as some, and he certainly isn't left wing -- and no, dear, liberal and left are not synonyms, for all you reactionaries like to make the claim they are -- but look at his voting record. It would make you cringe and me applaud.
1	snuggle marketers kill off 18-34 demographic rather than let it fall into hands of competitor
0	when the air in your home is more polluted than outside
1	lester holt fills in for brian williams during family's nightly dinner
0	al roker slams 'moron' jim inhofe for bringing snowball to senate
0	some lgbt-friendly businesses stayed silent on houston equal rights ordinance
1	delicate pastry not made for this world
0	10 essential life lessons from a grandma
0	this republican once said helping refugees made us a 'better nation.' but now he's done.

1

pizza hut employee still hanging around after shift

1

report: employers created 40,000 new jobs for existing employees last month

1

They didn't help, but they are not the only ones. This group is using the fear of that to promote bigotry and hate. I am sure you know what bigotry and hate are, don't you?

1

churchgoer blanks on why she is lighting votive candle

0

trump's budget: a blow to our communities and to our latin american neighbors

0

new york liberty players wear #blacklivesmatter shirts before their game

0

shutting out the gun nuts? cigarettes may show the way

1

fresca quietly takes control of 18-34 demographic in daring overnight raid

1

garth brooks thinking about how a pie would be good right about now

1

brian boitano sobs quietly in dark

0

pope praises jesuit missions in paraguay after apology for church crimes against indigenous peoples

1

I don't think that Paul was actively gay. He was so odd about having anykind of sex at all that it was pretty warped.

1

jimmy carter contemplating dying right here and now

0

trump's tailspin

0

rip fred hellerman of the weavers, a group that was a lot more than just 'influential'

0

the water war that will decide the fate of 1 in 8 americans

0

Well, I suppose that the reply it took me almost 5 minutes to type, a couple more to check and a couple to correct will not suffice now.

0

But the Court went further than necessary. They set the point at which States could legally impose restrictions on abortion negating many state statutes in the process and establishing the "right to abortion" ON DEMAND at any time. That was an exercise in judicial activism. They took statures that existed in many states and arbitrarily determined at what point they could be applied. It's not the Court's function to legislate from the bench. It is up to the States and Federal Legislatures to determine at what point the fetus' rights are protected.

0

the feminine culture: 6 things i learned from women that make me #thrive

1

bush vows to put man on moon before it disappears at end of month

0

protecting our environment is a matter of life or death

1

'the bachelor' accused of leveraging his power as a reality tv star to lure 30 women to california mansion

0

I think you might want to check your logic here... As far as I am aware, drug addicts cause a great deal of crime to support their habit. As you are, I am not terribly fond of policing someone's personal habits, but when drugs are the motivating force behind burglaries, assaults and muggings and addicts carry diseases such AIDS and tuberculosis then means of curtailing this should be explored. This may include policing or controlling the supply of drugs to an area to cut down and the amount of drugs sold, and thus less crime to support fewer habits.Easy access to drugs is, logically, part of the problem.

1

blender left on to keep cat company

1

nation's uncles enter last stage of prep for thursday's thanksgiving debates

1

camera admits it can't do much for barry

0

bill maher jokes about what donald trump will really be doing on his asia trip

0

But even worse, even if there were some unknown mechanism to cause such movement, it would generate heat. The heat generated by the creation of the mountains of the world would be more than enough to reduce the entire surface to molten lava. Add to that the fact that the condensation of the "vapor canopy" would release enough heat to boil all of the water on earth.

0

a pissing contest, with nukes

0

5 of the best wurst on planet barbecue

0

mitch mcconnell walks back roy moore criticism

1

heartless dutch curators put deranged scrawlings of mentally ill suicide victim on full display for world to mock

1

man in rental car spends 20 minutes trying to find steering wheel

1

doctor weirded out by patient she just met providing every lurid detail of medical history

0

chris christie gets sued by liberal advocacy groups

0

donald trump's son is giddy over rachel maddow airing his dad's tax return

0

how my daughter taught me that every moment is a gift

0

And a lot of blacks were killed through hangings. Are you against rope vendors?

1

archaeologists: egyptian pyramids actually early attempt at camping

0

Whatever, people lying by saying that they lost their jobs because they said they believe in Intelligent Design? Good? Bad? Utterly predictable? http://www.expelledexposed.com/index.php/the-truth

1

fox news now just airing continuous blood-red screen with disembodied voice chanting 'they're coming to kill you'

0

So you're not denying that pro-gun activists in Heller used (or misused) the courts to further their own agenda?

1

report: now sadly the best time in american history to be black

1

police pleasantly surprised to learn man they shot was armed

1

man keeps having same experience where he shows up to work naked

1

novelty pencil worn down to the nub

0

a new way to buy gold

0

elton john announces retirement — but will perform a long, long goodbye tour

0

teen girls reviewed super bowl commercials and what they discovered will surprise you

0

hero teacher stops high school shooter in washington state

1

Oh, so cranky, Dittoboy! Maybe you need some zanax too. Or pray some more to your pagan deities. Little hint: Listening to too much Rush Limbaugh will give you ulcers - all that sustained outrage and all. Plus the morally superior preening... not healthy. emoticonXAngel

1

study suggests onion social notifications 300 times more satisfying to receive than facebook notifications

0

who's a better liar: brian williams or pinocchio?

1

World government is just around the bend! What shall we call it...The Company...The Authority...The End?

0

it's time for congress to join the fight against food waste

1

faith healer loses patient during routine miracle

1

Ah, I see, so you obviously have deeply studied the geologic record, and all of the biological evidence, and have conclusive proof of your claims. Or maybe you are just spewing forth the drivel that you learned on cretionist websites that has already been firmly and repeatedly debunked. As Trebor said, the ToE says absolutely nothing about "your Lord and Saviour". Innumerous Christians both believe in God and accept the ToE. And as he said, if worshipping YOUR Lord and Saviour requires me to throw reason, facts, common sense, and substantiated science out the window, he and those who want me to worship this "version" of him can go suck a monkey's hairy bollocks.

0

breathe: raising the voice of justice

1

automated teller has more personality than human teller

1

divorced man sadly removes ex-wife's admin privileges from home security system

1

historical archives: to be sold - two chamber pot house

1

'heed my tragic story well, friends, for you could just as easily be me,' says chris christie in haunting rnc speech

0

what the entire country needs to learn from the students at mizzou

0

golin ceo fred cook to head usc's center for strategic public relations

0

seniors decked out in graduation gear walk halls to inspire younger students

1

man unwilling to skydive blasted for contradicting previous 'up for whatever' stance

1

scott pruitt defends use of 1st armored division for trip to dry-cleaner

1

You can thank Slick Willie Clinton who pushed through the sub-prime lending fiasco that eventually blew up under Bush. And gay-boy Barney Franks who oversaw the program.

0

j. k. rowling magically trolls donald trump for tweeting in the third person

0

my white inheritance

1

ceo has big ideas to grow company's problems

0

after dark: meet kenny kenny, visual poet and nightlife icon

0

activists: syrian warplanes bomb isis training camp

1

bar scene also tired of area bachelor

0

trump team is mulling muslim registry and planning border wall, reported adviser says

1

pentagon allocates $600,000 for actual gun used in 'scarface'

0

this will make all of your troubling thoughts drift away

1

bp ceo: 'we deeply regret the tragic loss of $4.5 billion'

1

delirious rover hallucinates water on mars

1

gaunt, sickly kirby takes leave of absence from video games following stomach cancer diagnosis

1

Umm I dunno that whole faith thing is kind of important. Oh I get it you were being insulting.... Gotcha.... BTW hows that whole spiritual enlightenment thing working out for you?

0

10 things to expect when you have cancer

0

iraq pm: yemen conflict could engulf entire region in war

0

as lebanon, jordan, tunisia end 'marry-your-rapist' laws, where next?

0

bakery owner vows to stop making wedding cakes altogether after pro-gay court ruling

1

You've got no problem with Jim Crow laws? Nice. It IS seperate. Black people are not white people.

0

two-year cellphone contracts are almost dead. here's everything you need to know

1

study: all of your memories implanted in you 5 minutes ago when universe was created

0

epa takes real steps toward curbing smog pollution - now we need your voice

1

local homemaker fights to overcome rubbermaid addiction

1

out-of-control group yields little usable data

1

Yes, he did avoid the issues important to me, but then, America's electorate contains a lot of religious bigots, so I was not really surprised. I think he was pretty clear where he stood on abortion rights, though. No chance of another bunch of Romish Supreme Court justices, I think. And if you think Obama is a conservative, can I sell you a bridge in Brooklyn? He's not as liberal as some, and he certainly isn't left wing -- and no, dear, liberal and left are not synonyms, for all you reactionaries like to make the claim they are -- but look at his voting record. It would make you cringe and me applaud.

1

snuggle marketers kill off 18-34 demographic rather than let it fall into hands of competitor

0

when the air in your home is more polluted than outside

1

lester holt fills in for brian williams during family's nightly dinner

0

al roker slams 'moron' jim inhofe for bringing snowball to senate

0

some lgbt-friendly businesses stayed silent on houston equal rights ordinance

1

delicate pastry not made for this world

0

10 essential life lessons from a grandma

0

this republican once said helping refugees made us a 'better nation.' but now he's done.