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Funny how YOU are the one who give people repeated reasons to "not trust" you, but you insist that your skepticism is somehow rational... You have already been busted as being dishonest about claiming the poll was done in just "San Francisco". And now you are being busted in claiming that the poll was done by the "gay lobby". YOU YOURSELF noted, by quoting the article, that it was a REUTERS article. Do you really think that REUTERS is a "gay lobby"??? Stop saying stupid things because you're trying to save face.
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optimist half full of shit
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trump can't simply delete an islamophobic campaign
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fox news host: donald trump could get corporate sponsors for his wall
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ipod flaunted
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9-year-old reporter told to just be 'cute' has landed a book deal
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arthamptons lifetime achievement award: ruth appelhof at the maidstone
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paul ryan reverses course, accepts house chaplain rescinding resignation
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new office manager provides terrifying glimpse into plans for regime by placing new collection of teas in drawer
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chicago's top prosecutor will not try the officer who killed laquan mcdonald
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ditch the paper and increase productivity with these six apps!
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man wishes there were some kind of pre-midterm race where voters could select better candidates
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non-priest arrested on charges of child molestation
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senatorial candidate challenges opponent to drop out of race
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even donald trump's former boss thinks he's a 'demented' reality star
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LOL! Dodging the problem Easyrider. So, is sidestepping the best you can do?
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poll shows many americans agree with hillary clinton that women and men should be paid the same
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new 'time' to keep everything from happening at once
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in first and only vote on trump's muslim ban, republicans fail the test
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So your answer to the question then is "Nothing", Marc?
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israeli strike kills prominent hezbollah members in syria
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quick, painless death tops holiday wish list of local veal calf
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facebook to begin letting users know if their data was harvested by cambridge analytica
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huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 21
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gross national product surpassed by grotesque national byproducts
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I see the difference, but that's not what Obama is trying to do. He got us to buy the pig at a firesale and is hoping to make money selling it back to the original farmer or give it to the fieldhands.
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spring clean your business
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lesbian ex-mayor has perfect response to ann coulter's hurricane nonsense
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Interesting thought..... such a situation would theorectically remove the division of opinion that exists based upon the perspective of gender (ie. the pro-life religious male) and would make any difference of opinion be based on moral/philosophical considerations alone. You could argue it would shift opinion towards the mix currently held by women as everyone would be in the position of having to bear pregnancy. Given that there is a full mix of religious and other beliefs in the current day female population perhaps this would be a good analogy to such a state of being you suggest.
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welcome to the age of context-driven sales and marketing
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senator feinstein wondering if now a good time to disclose 7 highly credible murder allegations against kavanaugh she received weeks ago
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report: more americans willing to accept female wonder woman
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here are your 2017 emmy award winners
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on the road to term 4, jerry brown dispenses with kashkari and rolls with arnold schwarzenegger
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the 'bear-naked chef' brings his mouth-watering skills to europe
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conservative fury falls on ryan
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gop senator says he was unmoved by meeting with merrick garland before meeting actually happens
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despondent sean spicer returned to locked kitchen cupboard following press briefing
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A tenth grade education? Why am I not surprised. That explains why you swallow this evo dung, because it makes you feel smart and enlightened. It is the most popular form of intellectual masturbation for the uninformed and pseudo intellectual today; not to mention the religion of the Natural Man. And here's a clue for you buddy, don't believe everything you read on the internet. Try using common sense before swallowing this tripe and if you want to exercise your common sense muscle, go back and reread all of my posts and try to answer all of my questions objectively. You know, those questions that you and every one of your compadres have completely ignored and not attempted to directly answer at all.
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heroic man rushes into movie theater, saves 4 seats
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al jazeera america to shut down by end of april
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palestinian president calls on un to replace u.s. as mediator in peace process
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Oh, it gave me quite a shock when that happened! I wasn't expecting it at all! emoticonXRolleyes
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word origins as comics: what makes the news easy to swallow
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papa john's comes under fire for cruel treatment of the bulbous, deformed creatures that lactate pizza sauce
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the weaker becomes the stronger
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cbs laugh track threatens walkout
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Who is Allah, Alex? Great, I'll take 'things a terrorist god would do' for $1600 Alex.
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So, when the tobacco companies say that there is no effect to passive smoking, that's gospel truth, when researchers and doctors demonstrate the harmful effects, that's propaganda. Riiiighhtt...
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18-year-old fighting in afghanistan has 9/11 explained to him by older soldier
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acknowledge and move on
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houston police chief says he's sick of inaction on gun control
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lisa murkowski admits she thought being alaskan senator would just mean having to deal with bears and shit
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11 women revisit the places they experienced street harassment
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playstation classic to include friend who always whooped your ass to complete retro gaming experience
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how our family affects our happiness, in one chart
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watch the first trailer for bill murray's 'a very murray christmas' netflix special (update)
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area woman always has backup problem just in case
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So theistic evolution is not a belief, not a faith at all? It is simply a humanistic idea that is based on science, using God to fill gaps?
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Sorry, your going to have to explain to me how Swiss gun laws are in anyway relevant to a shooting in Missouri. Missouri allows concealed carry, it's unfortunate for the victims that ABB does not.
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every one of man's priorities unrecognizable to grandfather
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israel: soldier thought captured is dead, more fighting imminent
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medical examiner releases amonderez green autopsy
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food insecurity and inactivity are driving the obesity epidemic
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6 cool things to do in macau
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usda secretary rings nationwide dinner bell for y'all to get in here
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santa fe high schoolers held gun violence protest 1 month before shooting
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man begins life in new city by taking last ever walk around neighborhood
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what aarp wants to hear most from the presidential candidates
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Not at all, I love Al Pacino movies!!! Grow up simone. Does the fact that I think Obama was the wrong choice for president make me a racist? Does the fact that I thought McCain would have been a horrible president make me an ageist? I would urge you to take caution in your accusations. In this case the only leaping that took place was your leaping to an assinine conclusion. How very mature of you. emoticonXRolleyes
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rolling stone reporter recalls the moment her uva rape story unraveled
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new yorker article unread in brooklyn, queens, bronx, staten island
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So indignities offered our citizens will be tolerated if dispensed in small doses? Maybe we might educate the pirates what they should "know better" than to try. My taxes pay to have a Navy presence around the world. Americans are American interests.
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watch this 11-year-old latino muslim stand up to trump's hateful rhetoric
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body found may be of missing 3-year-old left outside by dad: police
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FSM is not world-wide yet, but it is growing. Thank you for the consciousness raising by bringing attention to this glorious belief system. It has the advantage of being every bit as valid and supportable as either creationism or ID. More importantly, it's scripture is unambiguous on the origins of the universe. It looks like you may have attracted a new adherent. Ramen!
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clinton assures tim kaine she'll continue serving as president in event of her death
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woman to be ordained despite excommunication threat
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Are you blind, or can't you read? NATO just provided evidence right now.
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Actually yes, but not for the purposes of ilegal search or seisure, I have active duty military friends. They drop by all the time. Obviously your great lack of friends makes that idea hard to understand.
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house to vote on 3-month highway funding bill before leaving town
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Clearly you don't give a damn, because if you did then you would have to admit that you were wrong. Does this mean that you think the introduction of speed limits is a bad idea?
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justin bieber recovering in intensive care unit after being badly booed
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the book we're talking about
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Simone is quite right...women will no longer breed to order according to the dictats of outdated religion. British Muslim women will follow at some point (many already are). There are a few hothead extremists who sit on London street corners with placards stating that "UK will be Islamic", "Sharia Law for UK" etc. etc. But those nutters are ignored along with all the other (non-religious) nutters currently walking the streets of London. (For the record, Muslims make up 2.1 per cent of the total United Kingdom population. They are hardly "taking over" )."muslims are taking over the world" is a poor excuse of a reason to be anti-abortion and shows desperation, IMO!
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democalypse or ass-whuppin'?
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'captain actual america' overweight, hopelessly in debt
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reality star jill duggar just became a dillard
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Because God is free to show grace to some and judgement to others. It is what makes Him God and we can't begin to understand His perspective. He is not obliged to explain His eternal perspective to us at all.
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ok, sheesh, to clarify, women who arent aborting their babys are pregnant more oftan than not, the women who are having abortons have to have them several times a year.
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what older men want young men to know about love
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memphis airport panda express takes over as nation's most depressing place
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nyt column asserts: us colleges stink
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young football players' brains change after one season
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So you yourself could have gone gay but chose to be attracted to women?
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local neurotic to undergo invasive 32,000-hour-long therapy procedure
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actually, the only valid question plotter asked is about the existence of dinosaurs (How did they fit into the creation schedule?) Good question plotter...Plotter: "when did he create all the other planets, when did he create all the other stars and comets?"Gen. 1:14 And God said, "Let there be lights in the firmament of the heavens to separate the day from the night; and let them be for signs and for seasons and for days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the firmament of the heavens to give light upon the earth." And it was so. and XQ, what stories are you talking about?
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I support gay people in all their efforts but I'm not gay myself so you will have to look elsewhere for a date.
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design in startups from the get-go
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new study determines the best way to discipline your teen