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0	how nonprofits make our lives livable
0	yup, there's now an ee cream
0	the omar khadr settlement reaffirms canada's values
1	airline food under fire from area comedian
1	bill watterson writes, illustrates, shreds new 'calvin and hobbes' strip each morning out of spite
0	mister rove, master of the smear
0	parents respond to article that celebrates dads for one day of parenting
1	report: bananas still most popular fruit for pretending to receive phone call
0	does a reasonable worker lactate?
1	beyoncé begins painful surgical transformation to prepare for role in live-action 'lion king' remake
0	how the traditional nylon toothbrush may be causing your gums to disappear
0	how meeting susan anspach completed the circle
0	birchbox founders reveal the best and worst business advice they've ever received
0	12 baby names inspired by black stars who are making history
1	nation dreading next 6 months of watching candidates trying to relate to it
1	son never showed such dedication until starting football hazing
0	4 crazy-good kebab recipes
0	helen mirren paid tribute to prince with a purple dress and a fake tattoo
1	So is Clemson related to Clem Kadiddlehopper or somebody else? I am afraid I have never heard of the man before. On MY planet, it's not I who must prove existence. All the "others" must prove it. I don't care if the pi/pie is square or the usual shape, round, a circle. As long as it's strawberry/rhubarb, served hot with ONE scoop of REAL vanilla ice cream........With a glass of COLD milk.
1	You know I actually considered that. Too much work, though. I have added to my list of things to do when I retire. That is, of course, assuming that we turned things around by then. If not, I will likely be too busy "holding the fort" against the hordes of starving yuppies.
1	motorcyclists riding 2-wide in lane right next to you probably know what they're doing
1	I typically don't read Antonia's propaganda pieces, so is she holding up the UK as a shining example of dental health? If so, I suggest that she ask a typical Brit to smile, so she can see for herself the folly in such an assertion. The US' "bubbas" have better teeth than the average Brit. emoticonXRolleyes
0	you've never seen the victoria's secret angels like this before
0	people are lol-ing over this couple's blunt pregnancy announcement
0	8 common habits that are completely killing the chances of living out your dream
0	The effects are not remotely similar. Marijuana is not an effective pain reliever. It is commonly prescribed to treat nervous disorders and nausea. They don't. The vast majority of users(not addicts) are functioning citizens. The fact that you don't know that proves the point. This is old and tired. The only gateway is the dealer who is encouraged to carry multiple products. That and the fact that many young people figure that if they were lied to about the seriousness of dangers associated with marijuana, maybe those other drugs aren't as bad as they say either. Wonderful strategy on the part of the antis. Except no one smokes 20-40 joints a day.
0	You are a known anti-gun supporter, should we really be surprised at your presidential choice. Funny thing is, you are going to get screwed just like the rest of us if Obama wins. He might try to take our guns away, but your rights that are important to you wont be very far behind.
1	arby's ceo arrested with trunk full of stolen horsey sauce
0	is toxic algae good for you?
0	dear america: a letter from a reluctant activist
1	You are, in effect, telling me that putting someone in a position that will inevitable leave them dead does not make you responsible for their death. If I fire a bullet at your head, while that bullet is in mid-air, I am no longer doing anything to hurt you, and you are fine. However, I have set in motion affects that will result in your demise. This makes me responsible for your death.
0	andie macdowell: audiences' 'fear of getting older' hinders older actors
1	Yup, they're gonna start recrootin' on some Katrina victims. More scary XXXX: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/9/9/235253/7258
0	I'm not familiar with the book, so can't comment upon it first hand. However http://www.ncseweb.org/icons/ appears to have a detailed critique of the book and may be of interest to you too. As I say I haven't read the original so cannot judge the quality of the link I'm supplying, so apologies in advance if it grossly misrepresents Mr Well's case.
1	exhausted florida resident returns home after weathering harrowing week with family out of state
1	thin mints exchange hurried farewells as carol enters breakroom
0	5 weight loss habits that are making you gain weight
1	'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
0	charlize theron once invited president obama to a strip club, as one does
0	'crisis actor' alex jones gets a taste of his own medicine in brilliant troll
1	with you it's pretty easy, we just assume it's all BS, works every time.
1	god demands cuter precious moments figurines
0	what i never knew about motherhood
1	insurance only covers generic heart transplant
1	justice scalia dead following 30-year battle with social progress
0	OK try the US Constitution. We are a representative democratic republic not a majority rule nation. Majorities hold certain powers but they are limited. Minorities continue to have rights which may not be infringed by the majority. Amibiguity and sharing of interests in various types of personal and social decisions is a necessary component of this system. We are built on compromise and that has served us well.
1	man in mickey mouse suit obviously attempted to eat ribs
1	embarrassed cdc announces it accidentally switched flu shots with hiv
1	and where did they find the participants for this study, bath houses and bars? Gay men are a hidden population in statistical relms. It is very hard to get a true random sample of data on gay men. Studies will say whatever the funder of the study wants it to say. You just get data from the right place. If you want gay men to look like raging alcoholics get your study participants in a bar. If you want them to look like sexaholics then you get your study subjects in bathouses. The truth is that to have honest statistical data you need RANDOM SAMPLES.
0	dozens killed in ethiopia after stampede at protest
0	don't get excited about polling numbers for a couple of weeks
0	remembering the gotham book mart
0	mystery toilet flusher turns out to be something pretty scary
0	the most important things we know after nfl week 3
1	guys' weekend getaway begins with daring purchase of new kind of beer
1	area man thanked for playing
1	trump boys leave $5 bill, candy bar under propped-up laundry basket in effort to catch op-ed writer
0	even more executives come forward to defend lgbt rights
0	thousands of pigs rescued in china after photos of flooded barn go viral
0	my high school boyfriend, the con artist
1	deutsche bank begins removing possessions from white house after trump defaults on loan
1	No doubt Matthew! We just have this lust for killing gays. Wow, you really nailed it. We actually are pretty well organized to. Darth Vader is the president of the VA chapter for example. We soon plan on launching a weapon that actually seeks out gays....not that this matters because anyone we don't like we put in the camps. We have a national meeting in a few months in Montana. Maybe if you wear a black robe and do the secret handshake they won't know you are gay so then you can attend. We have really good food at these events.
1	blushing brett kavanaugh admits he flattered christine blasey ford never forgot his laugh
0	scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile
0	donald trump picked the wrong state to call obamacare a 'catastrophic event'
1	social media startup looking for smug little fuck to take leadership role
0	watch macklemore's thoughtful commentary on race in america
0	eclipse 2017: how a tiny town braces for blackout
1	monopoly player insists on being wheelbarrow
1	zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal
0	the one thing i 'force' on my kids
0	Consciousness is created (in my view) by the brain - but I guess it could be described as non-material in the sense that the certainty of its detection is a subjective event. I know that the activity of brain "waves" can be monitored, but the stream of consciousness that they give rise to is entirely interior to the mental environment.
1	driver swerves to avoid deer standing right in middle of zoo
0	the catalan independence movement just scored a huge victory
1	indonesian unrest quelled for tourist season
0	trailblazing women: whitney johnson, leading thinker & co founder of clayton christensen's investment firm
0	demolishing the 7 myths propping up fossil fuels
0	8 crazy things that happen to your body when you have tons of sex
0	egypt's entry visa canard
1	john ashcroft silences reporters with warning shot
0	8 diy holiday gifts your friends will actually want
1	express-lane cashier confirms her nails are real
0	who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart'
1	recent saving of planet attributed to working assets long-distance plan
1	man halfway down giant water slide remembers today 9/11
0	clint dempsey talks world cup, jurgen klinsmann and the pressures facing team usa
1	smoke rings delighting newborn
0	why should we celebrate earth day?
1	How can I make a 'legitimate' argument with someone who believes all religions are based on ' a man in the sky'. Its like arguing about Oriental culture with someone that thinks China is in Africa...futile. China is not in Africa Xcaliber...no need to google it lol:)
0	missing maryland toddler's body found in ohio creek
1	bus rider clutching head in pain completely ignored
0	aclu drags taylor swift for trying to silence critic
0	tim scott: every senator should read coretta scott king
0	how to know when to dial your confidence up -- or down
0	louis c.k. just dropped a new show
0	'the simpsons' predicted disney would buy fox nearly 20 years ago
0	the hollow republican promises to 'read the bill'
0	Yep, he dodged it again. Care to explain your views on Creation in the Tanakh for the folks here?
1	Yeah, that's probably what Stalin and Hitler said at first too. They were also big fans of 'gun-control'. 'Gun-control' works great.. especially in countries with fewer freedoms and/or socialist governments. I read somewhere that in Japan that the police can (and do) visit you twice a year at your home unannounced to question you about your activities. And yet, people still die at the hands of criminals there like anywhere else. Sorry, you assume that because the 'law-abiding' abide by these laws that that will somehow affect the actions of those that disobey the laws. Doesn't work that way. You liberals are always quick to blame inanimate objects for the actions of the irresponsible. But then, liberalism is all about excusing the behavior of the irresponsible.
1	man watches helplessly as white elephant exchange completely devolves into friends just chatting and having nice time

0

how nonprofits make our lives livable

0

yup, there's now an ee cream

0

the omar khadr settlement reaffirms canada's values

1

airline food under fire from area comedian

1

bill watterson writes, illustrates, shreds new 'calvin and hobbes' strip each morning out of spite

0

mister rove, master of the smear

0

parents respond to article that celebrates dads for one day of parenting

1

report: bananas still most popular fruit for pretending to receive phone call

0

does a reasonable worker lactate?

1

beyoncé begins painful surgical transformation to prepare for role in live-action 'lion king' remake

0

how the traditional nylon toothbrush may be causing your gums to disappear

0

how meeting susan anspach completed the circle

0

birchbox founders reveal the best and worst business advice they've ever received

0

12 baby names inspired by black stars who are making history

1

nation dreading next 6 months of watching candidates trying to relate to it

1

son never showed such dedication until starting football hazing

0

4 crazy-good kebab recipes

0

helen mirren paid tribute to prince with a purple dress and a fake tattoo

1

So is Clemson related to Clem Kadiddlehopper or somebody else? I am afraid I have never heard of the man before. On MY planet, it's not I who must prove existence. All the "others" must prove it. I don't care if the pi/pie is square or the usual shape, round, a circle. As long as it's strawberry/rhubarb, served hot with ONE scoop of REAL vanilla ice cream........With a glass of COLD milk.

1

You know I actually considered that. Too much work, though. I have added to my list of things to do when I retire. That is, of course, assuming that we turned things around by then. If not, I will likely be too busy "holding the fort" against the hordes of starving yuppies.

1

motorcyclists riding 2-wide in lane right next to you probably know what they're doing

1

I typically don't read Antonia's propaganda pieces, so is she holding up the UK as a shining example of dental health? If so, I suggest that she ask a typical Brit to smile, so she can see for herself the folly in such an assertion. The US' "bubbas" have better teeth than the average Brit. emoticonXRolleyes

0

you've never seen the victoria's secret angels like this before

0

people are lol-ing over this couple's blunt pregnancy announcement

0

8 common habits that are completely killing the chances of living out your dream

0

The effects are not remotely similar. Marijuana is not an effective pain reliever. It is commonly prescribed to treat nervous disorders and nausea. They don't. The vast majority of users(not addicts) are functioning citizens. The fact that you don't know that proves the point. This is old and tired. The only gateway is the dealer who is encouraged to carry multiple products. That and the fact that many young people figure that if they were lied to about the seriousness of dangers associated with marijuana, maybe those other drugs aren't as bad as they say either. Wonderful strategy on the part of the antis. Except no one smokes 20-40 joints a day.

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You are a known anti-gun supporter, should we really be surprised at your presidential choice. Funny thing is, you are going to get screwed just like the rest of us if Obama wins. He might try to take our guns away, but your rights that are important to you wont be very far behind.

1

arby's ceo arrested with trunk full of stolen horsey sauce

0

is toxic algae good for you?

0

dear america: a letter from a reluctant activist

1

You are, in effect, telling me that putting someone in a position that will inevitable leave them dead does not make you responsible for their death. If I fire a bullet at your head, while that bullet is in mid-air, I am no longer doing anything to hurt you, and you are fine. However, I have set in motion affects that will result in your demise. This makes me responsible for your death.

0

andie macdowell: audiences' 'fear of getting older' hinders older actors

1

Yup, they're gonna start recrootin' on some Katrina victims. More scary XXXX: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/9/9/235253/7258

0

I'm not familiar with the book, so can't comment upon it first hand. However http://www.ncseweb.org/icons/ appears to have a detailed critique of the book and may be of interest to you too. As I say I haven't read the original so cannot judge the quality of the link I'm supplying, so apologies in advance if it grossly misrepresents Mr Well's case.

1

exhausted florida resident returns home after weathering harrowing week with family out of state

1

thin mints exchange hurried farewells as carol enters breakroom

0

5 weight loss habits that are making you gain weight

1

'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens

0

charlize theron once invited president obama to a strip club, as one does

0

'crisis actor' alex jones gets a taste of his own medicine in brilliant troll

1

with you it's pretty easy, we just assume it's all BS, works every time.

1

god demands cuter precious moments figurines

0

what i never knew about motherhood

1

insurance only covers generic heart transplant

1

justice scalia dead following 30-year battle with social progress

0

OK try the US Constitution. We are a representative democratic republic not a majority rule nation. Majorities hold certain powers but they are limited. Minorities continue to have rights which may not be infringed by the majority. Amibiguity and sharing of interests in various types of personal and social decisions is a necessary component of this system. We are built on compromise and that has served us well.

1

man in mickey mouse suit obviously attempted to eat ribs

1

embarrassed cdc announces it accidentally switched flu shots with hiv

1

and where did they find the participants for this study, bath houses and bars? Gay men are a hidden population in statistical relms. It is very hard to get a true random sample of data on gay men. Studies will say whatever the funder of the study wants it to say. You just get data from the right place. If you want gay men to look like raging alcoholics get your study participants in a bar. If you want them to look like sexaholics then you get your study subjects in bathouses. The truth is that to have honest statistical data you need RANDOM SAMPLES.

0

dozens killed in ethiopia after stampede at protest

0

don't get excited about polling numbers for a couple of weeks

0

remembering the gotham book mart

0

mystery toilet flusher turns out to be something pretty scary

0

the most important things we know after nfl week 3

1

guys' weekend getaway begins with daring purchase of new kind of beer

1

area man thanked for playing

1

trump boys leave $5 bill, candy bar under propped-up laundry basket in effort to catch op-ed writer

0

even more executives come forward to defend lgbt rights

0

thousands of pigs rescued in china after photos of flooded barn go viral

0

my high school boyfriend, the con artist

1

deutsche bank begins removing possessions from white house after trump defaults on loan

1

No doubt Matthew! We just have this lust for killing gays. Wow, you really nailed it. We actually are pretty well organized to. Darth Vader is the president of the VA chapter for example. We soon plan on launching a weapon that actually seeks out gays....not that this matters because anyone we don't like we put in the camps. We have a national meeting in a few months in Montana. Maybe if you wear a black robe and do the secret handshake they won't know you are gay so then you can attend. We have really good food at these events.

1

blushing brett kavanaugh admits he flattered christine blasey ford never forgot his laugh

0

scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile

0

donald trump picked the wrong state to call obamacare a 'catastrophic event'

1

social media startup looking for smug little fuck to take leadership role

0

watch macklemore's thoughtful commentary on race in america

0

eclipse 2017: how a tiny town braces for blackout

1

monopoly player insists on being wheelbarrow

1

zamboni crime family indicted in ice-shaving scandal

0

the one thing i 'force' on my kids

0

Consciousness is created (in my view) by the brain - but I guess it could be described as non-material in the sense that the certainty of its detection is a subjective event. I know that the activity of brain "waves" can be monitored, but the stream of consciousness that they give rise to is entirely interior to the mental environment.

1

driver swerves to avoid deer standing right in middle of zoo

0

the catalan independence movement just scored a huge victory

1

indonesian unrest quelled for tourist season

0

trailblazing women: whitney johnson, leading thinker & co founder of clayton christensen's investment firm

0

demolishing the 7 myths propping up fossil fuels

0

8 crazy things that happen to your body when you have tons of sex

0

egypt's entry visa canard

1

john ashcroft silences reporters with warning shot

0

8 diy holiday gifts your friends will actually want

1

express-lane cashier confirms her nails are real

0

who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart'

1

recent saving of planet attributed to working assets long-distance plan

1

man halfway down giant water slide remembers today 9/11

0

clint dempsey talks world cup, jurgen klinsmann and the pressures facing team usa

1

smoke rings delighting newborn

0

why should we celebrate earth day?

1

How can I make a 'legitimate' argument with someone who believes all religions are based on ' a man in the sky'. Its like arguing about Oriental culture with someone that thinks China is in Africa...futile. China is not in Africa Xcaliber...no need to google it lol:)

0

missing maryland toddler's body found in ohio creek

1

bus rider clutching head in pain completely ignored

0

aclu drags taylor swift for trying to silence critic

0

tim scott: every senator should read coretta scott king

0

how to know when to dial your confidence up -- or down

0

louis c.k. just dropped a new show

0

'the simpsons' predicted disney would buy fox nearly 20 years ago

0

the hollow republican promises to 'read the bill'

0

Yep, he dodged it again. Care to explain your views on Creation in the Tanakh for the folks here?

1

Yeah, that's probably what Stalin and Hitler said at first too. They were also big fans of 'gun-control'. 'Gun-control' works great.. especially in countries with fewer freedoms and/or socialist governments. I read somewhere that in Japan that the police can (and do) visit you twice a year at your home unannounced to question you about your activities. And yet, people still die at the hands of criminals there like anywhere else. Sorry, you assume that because the 'law-abiding' abide by these laws that that will somehow affect the actions of those that disobey the laws. Doesn't work that way. You liberals are always quick to blame inanimate objects for the actions of the irresponsible. But then, liberalism is all about excusing the behavior of the irresponsible.

1

man watches helplessly as white elephant exchange completely devolves into friends just chatting and having nice time