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Well the cultural assimilation is an ongoing process
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i'm really the most clueless person when someone is flirting with me
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Find a woman who respect your mind before she respect your money
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Kinda don't wanna tell anyone about my life Like ever lol
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How are you guilty of second degree murder but not misconduct
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Off India Why are you not updating the verdicts of movies
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There's a WASP inside im currently looking for a new place to live
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Ok we going stop up there when we done with the Kwanzaa Event
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Literally my life was so bad and i won't let you affect too
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any chance you guys could add a flex ranking to the weekly rankings
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Champion clothing has just made new Khakis with a flower design
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That is no reason to treat me like I'm somehow from out of heaven
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radio If your an artist get your stuff to Ronnie Big Time Rocks
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With everything that's goin on in this world this book has me in my fees
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I just discovered Door Dash and I think my life is forever changed
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Boots Mr Wait has no idea what a good night he has in store
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I see the darkness coming And i'm calling you to help set me free
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have you ever seen anyone with this type of big dick energy
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Thank you for seeing gardens within me when I saw cemeteries
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damn the yodel kid get so famous real quick that kid is winning life
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Chester away let's gets so drunk that I cannot walk I mean let's win
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Can't wait until we leave for Dubai so she can show her coke body
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Old people LOVE to talk about their upcoming doctor appointments
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I want someone to make a song with me about spirited away
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For your convenience smoking is permitted in the snack bar cough cough
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I couldn't be more supportive off E if I tried Thanks for sharing
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Anyone else's eyebrows shed constantly or am I just dying
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If you cant recite Usher superstar with me we cannot be friends
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I Legit feel like a new person mentally and physically
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I feel like Baker Mayfield is about to do something really cool
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Can't watch the hearing live but I guess Facebook comes through a bunch of tubes
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One A secured Might be the only one but hey at least I got one
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My body hates me for the lack of alcohol subbed by alcohol
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When a door closes you can be certain that a window will open
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why does twitter keep locking my account i just made a new account
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I wish my baby's gonna love animals as much as I love them
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Democrats win say bye to your extra paycheck increase not my fault
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Dear people who don't understand the concept of yielding I hate you
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BET blanking all these cussing words in this movie cant even watch it
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so we're leaving in a few minutes and i'm still laying in bed oops
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I'm sad and depressed so you know what that means Time to go to Target
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um excuse me are my eyes deceiving me or is ur birthday soon
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Vibrations will be higher than ever going into the new year
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A cranberry a day keeps the mining safety inspector away
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it
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I rather u hate me den to tell me you love me and don't show it
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When you see Uber Eats pull up and the driver is eating your fries
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I literally jogged for a week and gave up I need to go back
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don't let a jobless guy make you think your boyfriend doesn't have your time
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The worst feeling is when there isn't anything you can do to help
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James Johnson is THE most underrated player in the NBA
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Wild bass from Cornwall and Sussex will be on the slab in the morning
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I managed to leave my room without ALL OF THE THINGS I NEED FOR SCHOOL
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So depressing to think that was my last AC but what a great night
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you are master of your own universe you must take your own advice
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For all those going to Uganda for Christmas New Year You are blessed
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ITS JUST A TRAILER OF FAKE LOVE AND ALREADY LOOK AND SOUND SO GOOD
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When you are hiding from your mentor but he caught you and greeting you
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Not very active at eBay today Rainy cool quiet love it
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Noses are eggplant primroses are black sugar is sweet and so on
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just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean I'm not allowed to curse
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Any event that Common show up to I know will be excellence
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There is nothing in this world that can satisfy my soul like You do
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those little girls who look like little grown women freak me the fuck out
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I actually enjoy writing essays I'm in my element
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It's the internet someone ALWAYS has something negative to say
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Interestingly doesn't list the Lakers My bet is on the Nets
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It's really not the size nor value of the ring it's how he TREATS you
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I wanna hit it again but she don't wanna fuck w me
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Mueller no where train money theft machine just like the blowjob Shep show
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Gonna get out and play some ball in the morning if anyone's down
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Support Hello I cannot get the manage ride to work on the app
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If your parents don't like you to be gay go find another parents
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the woods discussing undoubtedly represents la operated
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You have to admit james forrest has been fucking unreal recently
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I'm never fucking letting myself get hurt like this ever again
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I'm like a parent getting so hype looking at these prom photos yo
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mister bieber is really out here eating miss gomez because same
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can't nobody put it on me the way you be doing it on me
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I couldn't swallow pills until I choked on a hall and had no choice
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I hope Emerson starts on Sunday Conte needs to give him more game time
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everything happens for a reason n some shit just not meant to be
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Anyone wanna buy a vespa Just had to walk mine two miles home
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I be missing my man kids all through the day when Im not around them
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nolan and this watch shit has my sleep schedule fucked up ill tell you that
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I need the money to pay my rent and bills So I truly need this
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There are certain tribes that cannot be insulted or you go to jail
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I like Noah but casting him would just be a disgrace to Batman
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You'll probably try and say I didn't know what a lemon was next
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You've become my arch nemesis I dunno how I feel about this
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E Eighteen How in the world did you become a lawyer at that age
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Walking in the soul is realm can get us into a lot of trouble
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Sometimes You Gotta Feed The Fish Before You Pull It Out The Water
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It amazing how people realize what they had when it's too late
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I'm honestly scared to fall in like lust or in love with anyone
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It's too early to see locals put in their two cents about fashion
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yea keeping Hue at this point is just a disgrace so I expect it
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Maddy stays acting like she doesn't like people spitting in her mouth
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does taking out the garbage count as a workout asking for a friend
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Standard practice when you see your taxes making an actual change
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