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just realised its called isle of dogs because it sounds like i love dogs
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Sheree answering Andy's question by saying Joggers still kills me
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I literally text my friends and don't even expect a response
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why are those captions having nothing to do with those images tho
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look what you started now everyone wants to have a burner account
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How does my browser history on my phone keep getting deleted
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In case anyone was wandering my day has been shit that is all
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Nobody just picks up get out of hay bales for us kids to play in
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honeydew always tastes best this time of year I can't stop eating it
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i'm being a stay at home mom for a living it's done decided
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I just wanna be alone By myself No one to care for but me
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Douglas Costa is a disgrace to all men with the Costa last name
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you ruined country music for me and it was already ruined
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Honestly might make living and not learning a damn thing my bio
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Saying I love hard has gotten so cliche Fuck all that I thirst hard
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Martin and Baldwin are just such classic Butler players Tough as hell
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I can't stand winter It's too cold and I can't go to visit temples
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I'd rather suffer in silence than show my pain That's my biggest flaw
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i love looking at celebrities success that shit motivate me
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why's prom being held at Loews I would rather have it at Home Depot
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I think I'm gonna clean my room I think this is happening right now
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This is the lowest I've ever been don't think there's any bouncing back
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Nothing prepared me for what the privilege of being yours would do
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Limit we all have one Recovery differs from person to person
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hey just letting you know that i like your feed and i shall stalk you now
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Didn't eat breakfast and I immediately crave a burrito
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You're a beautiful nice daddy that's nice in your brain Lyricism
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I honestly don't understand what the agents where trying to do
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hey does anyone have a suggestion of a gift for mother's day
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On a date never go to a place you haven't visited before
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They really didn't hold back on the Lion King trailer eh Love it
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My class still haven't done our senior pranks and this our last week
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Beauty in the eyes of the beholder really REALLY applies here
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Nothing screams salty more than bashing your ex on social media
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People I know r full of shit and we're born and raised by hypocrites
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i actually miss placement what is this am i sick in the head
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amount of likes how many times i m gonna beat my meat today
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There is nothing to small everything is greatly appreciated
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non emotional service dog rose is not the same fighter iMo
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My head really hurts and im so sleepy but i need to Keep working
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packing for somewhere you don't wanna go is the saddest thing I swear
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that's the United I know WELCOME BACK LADS I FU KING LOVE THIS GAME
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Just voted for Free Solo Excellent movie really enjoyed it
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Wanna take a one way ticket to Korea and never come back
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Mitch McConnell is not the Speaker but I get what you re saying
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If you wouldn't do it in my presence don't do it in my absence
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Seriously you are beautiful My jaw is on the floor right now
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OKAY AS SOON AS IM SKINNY IM GETTING A BOWL CUT MARK MY WORDS
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ahh throwback to the days I'd run around my room singing stay stay stay
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I'm beyond over these potholes on every damn street in the state
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Fears coming back wait wasn't there already a storyline like that
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I believe in God I believe in hustle I don't believe in luck
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Bitch found compulsive person and superior capitalism
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I wasn't able to get Scott's secret ending but I did get boo
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I seriously can't believe I look up to someone that sells hats
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I'd rather know the painful truth than believe a sugar coated lie
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i'm sitting by some girl her weed scent so strong it made me spell my wrong
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God family and friends are the only people I love No one else
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If i ever said i don't fuck with you i was so serious lol
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It's a beautiful night and we'll stay up all night Tomorrow can wait
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if you don't reply I will have to choose a new giveaway winner
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If we never speak again it is what it is I wish you the best
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I consider you a role model Ignore that disgusting Roseanne
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I'm so tired and my grandmother is in here making so much noise
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Happy Mother's Day to all our band moms We love you very much
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Single me plays no games They done fucked up now I'm heartless as they come
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can't get over the fact that i'll be with ugly for a whole weekend
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Each and every one deserves jail time Barron excepted of course
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Its so important to have self confidence and know you're good enough
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This is just perfect This little conversation is something i love
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Falling out love to fall back in but with the right person is legit
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told Siri play some drake and she put on Marvin's room how she coming
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WONDER WHO YOU'LL FUCK WHEN I DIE AND IF I TRIED TO CALL WOULD YOU CRY
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Ok let me get back on this diet cause a bitch been cutting up
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My barber offered me a few beers and I wound up with a buzz cut
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No matter how bad the situation is God is always around
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People in southern states mostly will know that the smell of manure home
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sun through a window a cup of coffee and you you are my sunshine
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If I die before I wake its up to my soul to choose it's own fate
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Are there any list of free wifi in Bangkok somewhere already
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Today turned into a good day after walking to work in the rain
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y'all ever so gay you watch tv shows just to look at pretty girls
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Body and Dread in my heart but mother mother are a constant mood
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Goodbye assignment Goodbye exam Sorry I can't hold onto you
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I was feeling great for like ever welp at least I got my Teeth cleaned
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this father is a FATHER he is a MAN and he is a GOOD ONE
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Can someone cheer me please Or just help me get my mind off of something
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literacy is individuality but still wearying
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I push everyone because the only one i ever want is you
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All day I'm being bothered like I tell y'all I wanna be bothered
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My phone been tweaking lately so if I ain't been responding that's why
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Let other people lead small lives You are destined for something better
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Why some lady in Walmart try to hook me up with her daughter lol
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My favorite part about coming home has been getting a fever
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Time heals nothing it's what you do in that time that makes the difference
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all these hours will pay off when i get that check but I need a break
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I'm feeling a baile this weekend someone put me on with a flyer
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Nobody has the same ability Ian has to piss me off
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Also my mom likes to talk during the movies which is annoying
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Jesus calls you by name to himself Recognize His voice and trust Him
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