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When you are truly
about the things of God there
is always attack | twaiku |
Yes Sorry tried to
type it and didn't even
type it correctly | twaiku |
let's finish our
season on a high and beat
Liverpool today | twaiku |
Valentine soon Hmm
what will I get for my self
What I love my self | twaiku |
Gotta love those Care
Packages Just in time for
Cramming for Exams | twaiku |
Treating myself to
an Easter breakfast of cold
rare Welsh rib of beef | twaiku |
any song with knock
or multiple knocks in the
name is a good song | twaiku |
some people can stay
in your heart but they don't have
to stay in your life | twaiku |
If Mary Beth Peil
never sings The Circle Game
then WHAT IS THE POINT | twaiku |
Hello I'm sorry
for taking too long Bebe
I'm Adelaide Kane | twaiku |
you'll never find a
more honest love than the one
i have for him tho | twaiku |
FUCK SOMEONE REMIND
ME TO GET ON AS SOON AS
I GET HOME JESUS | twaiku |
Really hoping this
isn't the last time we see
Carlos Condit fight | twaiku |
I was gonna go
to bed until I saw drake
was playing ninja | twaiku |
It's a beautiful
feeling to let down your guards
and not be let down | twaiku |
No idea Should
be playing on the right like
he did at Dortmund | twaiku |
My eyes are burning
i still have to finish work
and get this head done | twaiku |
any reports of
power outages in blue
springs Mine just went out | twaiku |
Today was going
so well until I found out
Bibi didn't die | twaiku |
suggest a high leg
bikini for your lady
when it gets warm out | twaiku |
Nyx is rarely on
Twitter or getting into
Facebook arguments | twaiku |
You already know
Accolade is looking at
this tweet saying Bet | twaiku |
enjoy your false sense
of control Because that high
will come with a low | twaiku |
A glass library
in a likeable party
game with immortals | twaiku |
ok gonna be
thinking about this for a
while probably wow | twaiku |
Alli can say is
there isn't a bad time of
day for world of dance | twaiku |
the redskins defense
is going to destroy kirk
cousins this season | twaiku |
Taking time away
to take care of yourself is
very important | twaiku |
HELLO I GOT A
PRESALE CODE FOR MISTER SHAWN
MENDES THANK YOU CHRIST | twaiku |
Got my sister a
dog for Christmas my parents
are gonna freak out | twaiku |
In some places they
cancel for a chance of snow
It's ridiculous | twaiku |
Good morning Thirsty
Thursday it definitely
is in many ways | twaiku |
Hate when people laugh
or put me down for trying
to better myself | twaiku |
Well I'm sad because
it was going to be fun
watching him be crushed | twaiku |
The liberal gang
has started talking about
Bhagwan and Dharma | twaiku |
All i wanna say
is it'll be alright but
maybe I should lie | twaiku |
There really are some
nice people that know how to
make me feel better | twaiku |
Wearing jeans that make
them look good from the front and
HIS hand on the back | twaiku |
Why didn't we know
about these national food
days before Twitter | twaiku |
I couldn't care less
what that shitty club do or
did or didn't do | twaiku |
See Doug you're losing
now cus of that PAT Dumb as
bricks Every time | twaiku |
If you're no gutting
yourself at Celtic get out
of Scottish football | twaiku |
Knowing this time next
week I'll have my new car makes
me very happy | twaiku |
Much like how Trevor
Graham is not still coaching
any top sprinters | twaiku |
Um what just happened
How the hell can Cube mess up
so bad WHAT THE HELL | twaiku |
being an empath
is something crazy when it
comes to orgasms | twaiku |
Some people really
still think big bang theory is
a good show like wow | twaiku |
This new recruitment
platform is amazing Say
goodbye to job fairs | twaiku |
on my unborn kids
I will play this every
day until it drops | twaiku |
Peters just getting
thrashed this season Ain't all his
injury either | twaiku |
i love how crying
has just become a part of
my daily life lol | twaiku |
Answer Now leave me
alone please Let me get on
with reality | twaiku |
Teenage Crime by The
Pack A D from the album
Positive Thinking | twaiku |
Panda has really
made me and Charlotte spill food
tea about the job | twaiku |
Y'all ever suffer
a breakdown cause you spilled some
glitter on yourself | twaiku |
Trying really hard
to get my act together
and sort me sen out | twaiku |
This is the silent
part of the library Did
you really just sneeze | twaiku |
You know my living
Dex had a good run I'm good
not getting these two | twaiku |
Harrison being
agitated It is a
day ending in Y | twaiku |
This is exactly
why I didn't wanna do
this in the first place | twaiku |
Happy new year to
everyone that needs to pay
rent in the morning | twaiku |
I bought bananas
today just so I can make
banana pancakes | twaiku |
I've been sneezing all
fucking day Bitch why is it
allergy season | twaiku |
Can't sleep knowing my
poor pup is locked up in a
kennel at the vet | twaiku |
Just got tickets to
see Infected Mushroom in
Berkeley in June hype | twaiku |
Really gotta find
my flannel from Saturday
or I'm gonna cry | twaiku |
My thoughts exactly
and thanks for the help Greatly
appreciated | twaiku |
What if Toronto
plays philly for the eastern
conference finals | twaiku |
Arsenal leaking
goals again At away match
again Nothing new | twaiku |
You are killing me
I look forward to a snap
story about this | twaiku |
out of damn raleigh
tomorrow thank god then new
york in a few weeks | twaiku |
Dom lucky i fuck
with her cause it's too early
to be on the phone | twaiku |
I don't remember
the last time a tank of gas
lasted me a week | twaiku |
It's too much going
on in downtown Atlanta
today I'm annoyed | twaiku |
The simplest things in
life are the things that need to
be cherished the most | twaiku |
Mr Blobby to
answer Trent's open challenge
I'm calling it now | twaiku |
Man city vs
Barcelona final it's
written in the stars | twaiku |
This motherfucker
peed on my life back home to
sing the actual | twaiku |
Starbucks made my drink
wrong so I had to be THAT
person and go back | twaiku |
how long was brendon
streaming i only got to
see the first hour | twaiku |
Do me a favor
go back in and get better
clothes Check out nike | twaiku |
And he chooses the
ugly bitch every time
turn your goofy down | twaiku |
ok but VS
push up bras be doing my
little boobs justice | twaiku |
If you ever feel
unlucky just remember
that I still exist | twaiku |
Unless you went to
sleep after u posted this
I think ur awake | twaiku |
Put The Best Version
Of Yourself Out There In This
Ever Changing World | twaiku |
if I didn't have
a few semesters left I
would transfer again | twaiku |
Great role models at
Waterfall Fantastic to
end the plastic wrap | twaiku |
You guys are talking
about medium rare but
all I smell is burn | twaiku |
He will never get
there They are pushing for the
lazy ones forward | twaiku |
I'm try not tracking
my package for til Next week
Monday pray for me | twaiku |
Having classified
information on a non
government device | twaiku |
Aha you can talk
to me I need an excuse
to stay awake D | twaiku |
Why do people keep
wasting my precious time with
their shitty bullshit | twaiku |
There is so many
little kids inside my house
right now I hate it | twaiku |
Relationship weight
gain is no joke At least I'm
fat and happy though | twaiku |
I always make sure
my shoes r tied when I go
on elevators | twaiku |
I had popcorn and
cheesecake tonight not giving
a damn about it | twaiku |
i really do be
flexing all day every
day it's exhausting | twaiku |
mark congrats to your
daughter for graduating
college very cool | twaiku |
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