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Yeah when that happens and then they lick it I want to castrate myself
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Life without Jacob Whitesides is like a broken pencil It's pointless
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My c section scar used to make me depressed but it looks so good now
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Wow what leader says this Especially with lives and property at sake
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First day of summer and my mom is mad that I slept in until NINE
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When lights turn orange wait proceed with caution if you must move forward
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Glad I had enough time to eat before I left home I hate fast food
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Finally someone else who liked it I always knew you had good taste
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Cleland accident all directions Greenhill Road at Greenhill Road CLEAR
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I'm give my momma the song when I graduate I know she will like
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When you're confident for an exam then open to the first question
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All you gotta do is listen and you gone get a whole lot further
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The way my morning went yesterday I'm tired of people bullshit
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Been pulling off slick backs top knots with no gel for the past week or so
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I'm from Florida I'm so upset by this Sue the crap out of them
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You don't wanna be part of this party That's cool man you do your thing
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Buck Gonna tell me I smoke to much then say he buying me a ounce
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Being done with school means I'll have so much more time to spend with Travis
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I'm straight snorted out the milk I can't even say it with a straight face
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im gonna save one way street That's how much faith I only trust myself
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Valentine's Day made me realize I'm tired of being single
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I want that purple games worthy jersey though Pull some purple sneaks out
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Bankers dictate all of our policy This is profoundly wrong
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About to drive all the way to Metairie just to go to target
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Jesus wants me for a sunbeam and a bloody fine sunbeam I'll be
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Tired of people acting like they're perfect and never make mistakes
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actually co op is good if you can do it all by yourself
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NFL Countdown should go on location more often That was fun
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do you ever just cry cause you're so grateful for your parents cause same
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This year started with travel And travel I shall Every weekend
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I really need to nut and give some really good dick to a student
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all I'll ever have is my art I'm meant to be alone and a ghost
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We're waiting for you next to the hotel please come to us it's freezing
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Every girl asked me What makes you gods gift to women Some answers
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I introduced my wife to the phrase shooting thick ropes She's not a fan
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So I totally thought the glacier mountain truck was a bud light truck
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ONCE SOMEONE SHOW YOU THEIR HAND YOU WOULD BE A FOOL TO LET THEM PLAY IT
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Erasing all your memories darling they won't go so easily
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it may be Myanmar to you but it will always be Burma to me
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Arizona bout to royally mess up one of my brackets lol
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you never win on the power pitch but your picks are always Solid
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Kinda don't know what I'm doing anymore I feel lost honestly
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These idiots are only getting crazier and more persistent
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A Happy New Year to you if seemingly not so for the old place
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Don't worry we know about that too all a bunch of fucked up leeches
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Imagine Grayson touching his dick because you were energetic
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i always seem to forget just how much i miss this show IM EMO
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Then she's gonna come to me to say that god I can't he started that
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Loved it Every song brought me to tears Would love to see it again
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I truly cannot contain my excitement for J Coles new album
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I can't believe I'm saying this but I can't wait for uni to start
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I thought I would've l learnt from last time to not leave key skills so late
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Here lies Abbey She was inside when I came home last night and today
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It's scary how much more advanced technology is about to get
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A superhero game where mercenaries have to protect the nukes
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Never forget when Rich Rodriguez turned down the Alabama job
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Who's going to walk you through The dark side of the morning It ain't me
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The Jews and Muslims may want to have some words with you about that fact
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I don't think any one understands my love for Justin Timberlake
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i started watching magical girl ore this shit is WILD i love it
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That 3D image is creepy though why did they put that in preview
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it hasn't even started and it's already better than billboard
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getting frustrated for no reason is the name of the game baby
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One more episode of narcos then Ian gone have nothing to watch
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That's a horrible situation I hope you're feeling better soon
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You are gorgeous That jumpsuit is everything where did u get it babes
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Outta site outta mind super unhealthy but it gets the job done
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Update I have used the restroom and I still have a hole in my sock
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carlson How could you know Did you travel in time lol Thanks for watching
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The pizza and this tweet is pure A E S T H E T I C
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I don't even smoke weed I don't care I don't trust people period
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Thanks for your input Robert As usual your comments are bang on
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You ever get so lost in train of thought you don't hear what others say
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This has nothing to the store I'm laughing because of people like you
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i think im having an actual fever which came out of nowhere
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online We can't say you Star club Because Saeed Anwar is not there
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Freeman An honest enemy is better than a best friend who lies
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My ratatouille jokes as always are not landing in my writing class
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In case you only knew Albanians for crime and communism
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too much Twitter not enough Lawrence Blood sugar drops Great show Always
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Wait until he starts rolling around and getting bruises everywhere
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Your smile is our motivation is our commitment always
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please remind Ross to stop complaining and just get back to defense please
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It took twenty years but my mom is finally making penis jokes
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Me hating people is rubbing off my sister Should I be alarmed
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What if someone thinks about you just as much as you think about them
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I was just reading a Q tweet when I clicked on it it disappeared
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it's actually concerning how little sleep I can function on
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When the locals start catching up to Queer Eye I swear I'm squaring up
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Never leave someone you care about and love for someone you just like
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This natural it's killing me I need some braids or some weave or SOME
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I wanna get some more grass but I really don't feel like getting up
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Apparently fear and intimidation work better on rabbits
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I always feel a little bad eating sushi in front of live fish
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Went shopping in pink today for my lady It was a success lol
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You cant give advice to someone when their head is so far up their ass
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I'm not revising but when my life becomes one long gap year what then
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I literally just put myself into a bad mood Let me sleep
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Tomorrow is my last full day in Greece and I don't want to go back
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I just did something really stupid And I feel terrible for it
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