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Yeah when that happens
and then they lick it I want
to castrate myself | twaiku |
Life without Jacob
Whitesides is like a broken
pencil It's pointless | twaiku |
My c section scar
used to make me depressed but
it looks so good now | twaiku |
Wow what leader says
this Especially with lives and
property at sake | twaiku |
First day of summer
and my mom is mad that I
slept in until NINE | twaiku |
When lights turn orange
wait proceed with caution if
you must move forward | twaiku |
Glad I had enough
time to eat before I left
home I hate fast food | twaiku |
Finally someone
else who liked it I always
knew you had good taste | twaiku |
Cleland accident
all directions Greenhill Road
at Greenhill Road CLEAR | twaiku |
I'm give my momma
the song when I graduate
I know she will like | twaiku |
When you're confident
for an exam then open
to the first question | twaiku |
All you gotta do
is listen and you gone get
a whole lot further | twaiku |
The way my morning
went yesterday I'm tired
of people bullshit | twaiku |
Been pulling off slick
backs top knots with no gel for
the past week or so | twaiku |
I'm from Florida
I'm so upset by this Sue
the crap out of them | twaiku |
You don't wanna be
part of this party That's cool
man you do your thing | twaiku |
Buck Gonna tell me
I smoke to much then say he
buying me a ounce | twaiku |
Being done with school
means I'll have so much more time
to spend with Travis | twaiku |
I'm straight snorted out
the milk I can't even say
it with a straight face | twaiku |
im gonna save one
way street That's how much faith I
only trust myself | twaiku |
Valentine's Day made
me realize I'm tired
of being single | twaiku |
I want that purple
games worthy jersey though Pull
some purple sneaks out | twaiku |
Bankers dictate all
of our policy This
is profoundly wrong | twaiku |
About to drive all
the way to Metairie just
to go to target | twaiku |
Jesus wants me for
a sunbeam and a bloody
fine sunbeam I'll be | twaiku |
Tired of people
acting like they're perfect and
never make mistakes | twaiku |
actually co
op is good if you can do
it all by yourself | twaiku |
NFL Countdown
should go on location more
often That was fun | twaiku |
do you ever just
cry cause you're so grateful for
your parents cause same | twaiku |
This year started with
travel And travel I shall
Every weekend | twaiku |
I really need to
nut and give some really good
dick to a student | twaiku |
all I'll ever have
is my art I'm meant to be
alone and a ghost | twaiku |
We're waiting for you
next to the hotel please come
to us it's freezing | twaiku |
Every girl asked
me What makes you gods gift to
women Some answers | twaiku |
I introduced my
wife to the phrase shooting thick
ropes She's not a fan | twaiku |
So I totally
thought the glacier mountain truck
was a bud light truck | twaiku |
ONCE SOMEONE SHOW YOU
THEIR HAND YOU WOULD BE A FOOL
TO LET THEM PLAY IT | twaiku |
Erasing all your
memories darling they won't
go so easily | twaiku |
it may be Myanmar
to you but it will always
be Burma to me | twaiku |
Arizona bout
to royally mess up one
of my brackets lol | twaiku |
you never win on
the power pitch but your picks
are always Solid | twaiku |
Kinda don't know what
I'm doing anymore I
feel lost honestly | twaiku |
These idiots are
only getting crazier
and more persistent | twaiku |
A Happy New Year
to you if seemingly not
so for the old place | twaiku |
Don't worry we know
about that too all a bunch
of fucked up leeches | twaiku |
Imagine Grayson
touching his dick because you
were energetic | twaiku |
i always seem to
forget just how much i miss
this show IM EMO | twaiku |
Then she's gonna come
to me to say that god I
can't he started that | twaiku |
Loved it Every
song brought me to tears Would love
to see it again | twaiku |
I truly cannot
contain my excitement for
J Coles new album | twaiku |
I can't believe I'm
saying this but I can't wait
for uni to start | twaiku |
I thought I would've
l learnt from last time to not
leave key skills so late | twaiku |
Here lies Abbey She
was inside when I came home
last night and today | twaiku |
It's scary how much
more advanced technology
is about to get | twaiku |
A superhero
game where mercenaries have
to protect the nukes | twaiku |
Never forget when
Rich Rodriguez turned down the
Alabama job | twaiku |
Who's going to walk
you through The dark side of the
morning It ain't me | twaiku |
The Jews and Muslims
may want to have some words with
you about that fact | twaiku |
I don't think any
one understands my love for
Justin Timberlake | twaiku |
i started watching
magical girl ore this shit
is WILD i love it | twaiku |
That 3D image
is creepy though why did they
put that in preview | twaiku |
it hasn't even
started and it's already
better than billboard | twaiku |
getting frustrated
for no reason is the name
of the game baby | twaiku |
One more episode
of narcos then Ian gone
have nothing to watch | twaiku |
That's a horrible
situation I hope you're
feeling better soon | twaiku |
You are gorgeous That
jumpsuit is everything where
did u get it babes | twaiku |
Outta site outta
mind super unhealthy but
it gets the job done | twaiku |
Update I have used
the restroom and I still have
a hole in my sock | twaiku |
carlson How could you
know Did you travel in time
lol Thanks for watching | twaiku |
The pizza and this
tweet is pure A E S T
H E T I C | twaiku |
I don't even smoke
weed I don't care I don't trust
people period | twaiku |
Thanks for your input
Robert As usual your
comments are bang on | twaiku |
You ever get so
lost in train of thought you don't
hear what others say | twaiku |
This has nothing to
the store I'm laughing because
of people like you | twaiku |
i think im having
an actual fever which
came out of nowhere | twaiku |
online We can't say
you Star club Because Saeed
Anwar is not there | twaiku |
Freeman An honest
enemy is better than
a best friend who lies | twaiku |
My ratatouille jokes
as always are not landing
in my writing class | twaiku |
In case you only
knew Albanians for crime
and communism | twaiku |
too much Twitter not
enough Lawrence Blood sugar
drops Great show Always | twaiku |
Wait until he starts
rolling around and getting
bruises everywhere | twaiku |
Your smile is our
motivation is our
commitment always | twaiku |
please remind Ross to
stop complaining and just get
back to defense please | twaiku |
It took twenty years
but my mom is finally
making penis jokes | twaiku |
Me hating people
is rubbing off my sister
Should I be alarmed | twaiku |
What if someone thinks
about you just as much as
you think about them | twaiku |
I was just reading
a Q tweet when I clicked on
it it disappeared | twaiku |
it's actually
concerning how little sleep
I can function on | twaiku |
When the locals start
catching up to Queer Eye I
swear I'm squaring up | twaiku |
Never leave someone
you care about and love for
someone you just like | twaiku |
This natural it's
killing me I need some braids
or some weave or SOME | twaiku |
I wanna get some
more grass but I really don't
feel like getting up | twaiku |
Apparently fear
and intimidation work
better on rabbits | twaiku |
I always feel a
little bad eating sushi
in front of live fish | twaiku |
Went shopping in pink
today for my lady It
was a success lol | twaiku |
You cant give advice
to someone when their head is
so far up their ass | twaiku |
I'm not revising
but when my life becomes one
long gap year what then | twaiku |
I literally
just put myself into a
bad mood Let me sleep | twaiku |
Tomorrow is my
last full day in Greece and I
don't want to go back | twaiku |
I just did something
really stupid And I feel
terrible for it | twaiku |
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