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Muting the word gun
I've had enough hot takes for
one day Guns are bad | twaiku |
You do realize
that your comment is showing
your stupidity | twaiku |
know it's okay if
today all you did was hold
yourself together | twaiku |
I'm really going
to need everyone to leave
me the fuck alone | twaiku |
You barely made it
like cinderella running
home from the ball lol | twaiku |
i go on twitter
to annoy people i have
no other reason | twaiku |
Everybody ain't
ya friend Some people are just
fun to hang around | twaiku |
To imagine we
spend so much on something with
no long run value | twaiku |
Your streams are awesome
in every aspect of
streaming Keep it up | twaiku |
just realized how
out of shape i am just by
running for the bus | twaiku |
I always look like
I'm crying because I yawn
and tear up so much | twaiku |
Music on shuffle
red wine and Guinness one man
rave feels like old times | twaiku |
I use Twitter foe
the same reason and it's not
fooling anyone | twaiku |
This Wagner kid on
Michigan is a little
crazy isn't he | twaiku |
SOS new phone
same number Text me with your
names Please and thank you | twaiku |
Insecure got cut
short huh They ain't mean that to
be the finale | twaiku |
Caption this Either
Soon this will all be mine Or
I just can't quit you | twaiku |
I'll never tell ya
business no matter how rough
shit gets between us | twaiku |
People b thinking
I'm being sneaky but I
really b sleep Lol | twaiku |
More shit defending
as city score again But
hey what's fucking new | twaiku |
Someone told me if
a person wants to walk out
ur life let them go | twaiku |
Okay I clearly
miss signals when people hit
on me wow I'm dumb | twaiku |
Just got your message
If it's not too late I can
chat or type in a | twaiku |
Tonight was a mess
but helping a friend out is
always important | twaiku |
Ever since Donald
Dump sent that message out my
phone gets NO SERVICE | twaiku |
Thinking about the
most good you can do Here is
one effective way | twaiku |
or maybe he is
not taking messages who
knows only shane knows | twaiku |
That woman wearing
Brewers and Sox gear and I
would get along great | twaiku |
Yesterday someone
asked me if I had lost weight
and it felt good lol | twaiku |
Maybe stop giving
immigrants houses and give
them to the homeless | twaiku |
Agreed Sad but true
And yes heavily on the
establishment side | twaiku |
if we was texting
and i pop out wit ah gal
just mind ya business | twaiku |
Will interview be
in the record under oath
Genuine question | twaiku |
i only love my
bed and my mom i'm sorry
is a mood okay | twaiku |
I messed around and
won this thing so now I am
burdened with greatness | twaiku |
A gentleman that
knows it's never in good taste
to beat a lady | twaiku |
I've decided I'm
going to grow more plants to
keep me company | twaiku |
When people take your
kindness for weakness be nice
nasty See you soon | twaiku |
Touch me gently like
a summer evening breeze Touch
my soul you know how | twaiku |
my bus driver let
me on for free then said love
you when I got off | twaiku |
lonely to be on
the other side of this skin
in the universe | twaiku |
What kind of twisted
bullshit is this And people
think this is funny | twaiku |
WHATEVER MUSCLE
OR PART YOU NEED TO BE HEALED
I WILL GIVE YOU MINE | twaiku |
WO AM CATTLE WORLD
SPINNING FAMILY NO NIGHTS
SPEAK WO HOLDS ANGELS | twaiku |
Being mentally
ill DOES NOT give you the right
to be a jackass | twaiku |
Broke boy can't even
bond himself out Where are his
brothers Fucking jokes | twaiku |
Never go back to
a friend who speaks bad about
you behind your back | twaiku |
Hey ladies what's the
first thing you'll teach your daughters
about men VIA | twaiku |
I cannot confirm
nor deny Actually
screw it Yes we are | twaiku |
They just gossiping
and hating they not making
no noise in the real | twaiku |
Sucks to be watching
Fleet and Flotilla for the
umpteenth time right now | twaiku |
Listen Michael you
don't even know I am a
whole stan for that song | twaiku |
Destiny is not
a matter of chance it is
a matter of choice | twaiku |
Seeing so many
people upset and in a
bad mood makes me hurt | twaiku |
Knowing men and their
inability to keep
weight we need to clap | twaiku |
somebody who has
a cute puppy please let me
spoil them and love them | twaiku |
holy shit lost in
japan got me thinking if
wyatt and crying | twaiku |
Feel like I'm starting
to get depressed I just want
to be with my wife | twaiku |
i'm needy ok
i need your attention all
the time sorry bae | twaiku |
Do whatever but
when I stop caring you not
getting that shit back | twaiku |
constitutes freedom
are governed more by social
convention than by | twaiku |
Excuse me Her squint
turned into a murderous
glare I am NOT cute | twaiku |
Had to cry myself
to sleep every night to
get to where I am | twaiku |
Wife material
can become rag if given
to the wrong tailor | twaiku |
Need to be apart
of a culture where you can
have more then one wife | twaiku |
If you're registered
to vote there's no excuse not
to vote tomorrow | twaiku |
Okay now I feel
nauseous body feels like im
still on the damn ship | twaiku |
If Hello Kitty
isn't OP what's the point I'm
not home to update | twaiku |
that it is compared
to the Nazis means they've run
out of ideas | twaiku |
Oh do run along
please you are making yourself
look very silly | twaiku |
Get those reporters
off the streets They're completely
mad risking their lives | twaiku |
My mind somewhere else
U thought meant a stove until
I read it again | twaiku |
Sean Kingston is the
GOAT and Take You There was way
ahead of its time | twaiku |
this the second time
i've seen a lighter that's mine
run out of fuel | twaiku |
Ok so i just
asked my mom if i can jerk
off and she said yes | twaiku |
Sounds like you threaten
the president Mrs Yates
Do you know something | twaiku |
Ain't no support out
here everybody wanna
hate and be jealous | twaiku |
If you come across
someone genuine cherish
them That trait is rare | twaiku |
I'm a rad goddess
and it sucks no one sees or
appreciates that | twaiku |
get you a boyfriend
who join barbie run just to
get the dolls for you | twaiku |
Logic dropping some
new heat in his album why
no one put me on | twaiku |
people will turn shit
around so fast to make you
look like the bad guy | twaiku |
Every drop of
water that drips out of a
pipe is annoying | twaiku |
r miller Thanks for
the follow Graham Will we
see you this evening | twaiku |
Was suppose to get
up and ride but I just don't
have the energy | twaiku |
Pisces understand
other Pisces no other
sign understands us | twaiku |
I be creating
things that don't even exist
in my mind sometimes | twaiku |
Stopping at Dunkin
before work Let me know if
you want anything | twaiku |
Wow really What was
their relationship look like
Was it good or bad | twaiku |
The Sweetest Thing I've
Ever Known Was Like A Kiss
On A Collar Bone | twaiku |
me after watching
Are you afraid of the dark
when I was a kid | twaiku |
That's the second time
in two days later and this
is exactly why | twaiku |
of all the planets
pisces had to be ruled by
neptune i hate blue | twaiku |
Anyone going
to be at bottle rock in
Napa tomorrow | twaiku |
i literally
cannot fall asleep despite
being so tired | twaiku |
Is there a version
of Havana without young
thug ruining it | twaiku |
i'm so stupid i
can't be loved pretending to
be someone i'm not | twaiku |
Archive When do you
use apostrophe S and
S apostrophe | twaiku |
i been sitting here
naked for a hour now
after my shower | twaiku |
I had forgotten
how much I love Angeles
by Elliot Smith | twaiku |
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