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Muting the word gun I've had enough hot takes for one day Guns are bad
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You do realize that your comment is showing your stupidity
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know it's okay if today all you did was hold yourself together
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I'm really going to need everyone to leave me the fuck alone
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You barely made it like cinderella running home from the ball lol
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i go on twitter to annoy people i have no other reason
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Everybody ain't ya friend Some people are just fun to hang around
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To imagine we spend so much on something with no long run value
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Your streams are awesome in every aspect of streaming Keep it up
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just realized how out of shape i am just by running for the bus
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I always look like I'm crying because I yawn and tear up so much
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Music on shuffle red wine and Guinness one man rave feels like old times
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I use Twitter foe the same reason and it's not fooling anyone
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This Wagner kid on Michigan is a little crazy isn't he
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SOS new phone same number Text me with your names Please and thank you
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Insecure got cut short huh They ain't mean that to be the finale
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Caption this Either Soon this will all be mine Or I just can't quit you
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I'll never tell ya business no matter how rough shit gets between us
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People b thinking I'm being sneaky but I really b sleep Lol
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More shit defending as city score again But hey what's fucking new
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Someone told me if a person wants to walk out ur life let them go
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Okay I clearly miss signals when people hit on me wow I'm dumb
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Just got your message If it's not too late I can chat or type in a
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Tonight was a mess but helping a friend out is always important
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Ever since Donald Dump sent that message out my phone gets NO SERVICE
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Thinking about the most good you can do Here is one effective way
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or maybe he is not taking messages who knows only shane knows
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That woman wearing Brewers and Sox gear and I would get along great
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Yesterday someone asked me if I had lost weight and it felt good lol
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Maybe stop giving immigrants houses and give them to the homeless
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Agreed Sad but true And yes heavily on the establishment side
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if we was texting and i pop out wit ah gal just mind ya business
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Will interview be in the record under oath Genuine question
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i only love my bed and my mom i'm sorry is a mood okay
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I messed around and won this thing so now I am burdened with greatness
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A gentleman that knows it's never in good taste to beat a lady
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I've decided I'm going to grow more plants to keep me company
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When people take your kindness for weakness be nice nasty See you soon
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Touch me gently like a summer evening breeze Touch my soul you know how
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my bus driver let me on for free then said love you when I got off
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lonely to be on the other side of this skin in the universe
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What kind of twisted bullshit is this And people think this is funny
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WHATEVER MUSCLE OR PART YOU NEED TO BE HEALED I WILL GIVE YOU MINE
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WO AM CATTLE WORLD SPINNING FAMILY NO NIGHTS SPEAK WO HOLDS ANGELS
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Being mentally ill DOES NOT give you the right to be a jackass
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Broke boy can't even bond himself out Where are his brothers Fucking jokes
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Never go back to a friend who speaks bad about you behind your back
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Hey ladies what's the first thing you'll teach your daughters about men VIA
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I cannot confirm nor deny Actually screw it Yes we are
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They just gossiping and hating they not making no noise in the real
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Sucks to be watching Fleet and Flotilla for the umpteenth time right now
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Listen Michael you don't even know I am a whole stan for that song
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Destiny is not a matter of chance it is a matter of choice
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Seeing so many people upset and in a bad mood makes me hurt
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Knowing men and their inability to keep weight we need to clap
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somebody who has a cute puppy please let me spoil them and love them
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holy shit lost in japan got me thinking if wyatt and crying
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Feel like I'm starting to get depressed I just want to be with my wife
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i'm needy ok i need your attention all the time sorry bae
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Do whatever but when I stop caring you not getting that shit back
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constitutes freedom are governed more by social convention than by
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Excuse me Her squint turned into a murderous glare I am NOT cute
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Had to cry myself to sleep every night to get to where I am
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Wife material can become rag if given to the wrong tailor
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Need to be apart of a culture where you can have more then one wife
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If you're registered to vote there's no excuse not to vote tomorrow
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Okay now I feel nauseous body feels like im still on the damn ship
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If Hello Kitty isn't OP what's the point I'm not home to update
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that it is compared to the Nazis means they've run out of ideas
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Oh do run along please you are making yourself look very silly
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Get those reporters off the streets They're completely mad risking their lives
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My mind somewhere else U thought meant a stove until I read it again
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Sean Kingston is the GOAT and Take You There was way ahead of its time
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this the second time i've seen a lighter that's mine run out of fuel
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Ok so i just asked my mom if i can jerk off and she said yes
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Sounds like you threaten the president Mrs Yates Do you know something
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Ain't no support out here everybody wanna hate and be jealous
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If you come across someone genuine cherish them That trait is rare
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I'm a rad goddess and it sucks no one sees or appreciates that
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get you a boyfriend who join barbie run just to get the dolls for you
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Logic dropping some new heat in his album why no one put me on
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people will turn shit around so fast to make you look like the bad guy
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Every drop of water that drips out of a pipe is annoying
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r miller Thanks for the follow Graham Will we see you this evening
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Was suppose to get up and ride but I just don't have the energy
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Pisces understand other Pisces no other sign understands us
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I be creating things that don't even exist in my mind sometimes
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Stopping at Dunkin before work Let me know if you want anything
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Wow really What was their relationship look like Was it good or bad
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The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Known Was Like A Kiss On A Collar Bone
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me after watching Are you afraid of the dark when I was a kid
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That's the second time in two days later and this is exactly why
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of all the planets pisces had to be ruled by neptune i hate blue
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Anyone going to be at bottle rock in Napa tomorrow
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i literally cannot fall asleep despite being so tired
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Is there a version of Havana without young thug ruining it
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i'm so stupid i can't be loved pretending to be someone i'm not
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Archive When do you use apostrophe S and S apostrophe
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i been sitting here naked for a hour now after my shower
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I had forgotten how much I love Angeles by Elliot Smith
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