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I just had upwards
of three grand on my neck and
it felt amazing | twaiku |
I'm gonna learn to
play banjo so I can make
all y'all panties wet | twaiku |
I dead be going
into work wanting to hide
from everyone M | twaiku |
Words of wisdom that
some athletes need to read and
understand and learn | twaiku |
working out puts me
in the same I'll be your best
friend mood as drinking | twaiku |
I'm ready for this
weekend I need this weekend
It's ONLY Tuesday | twaiku |
ITS SO SCARY AND
BIG AND ONE SHOTS ME ALWAYS
AND I CANT Do This | twaiku |
It's crazy how God
makes right out of all the wrong
that comes our way | twaiku |
You should've seen how
many gummy worms I ate
at Golden Corral | twaiku |
Roy Hodgson all is
forgiven please come back to
England manager | twaiku |
well pretty nasty
is over so i can be
a student again | twaiku |
Every mistake
I can be used to breath life
into a new life | twaiku |
Every time they
get some momentum There's a
flag to push them back | twaiku |
Fucking cash cows to
make the rich richer is all
we are to this board | twaiku |
Zola is the best
If you are not following
you are missing out | twaiku |
His eyesight is bad
Tom can't control his children
Do you like French wines | twaiku |
Well yet again I
can't make it to Florida
I hate this shit yo | twaiku |
Going to the gym
while you're sick as fuck is not
a good idea | twaiku |
Tomlinson what should
I do to convince you that
I'm worth following | twaiku |
Fireflies by Owl
City just made me cry talk
about a rough week | twaiku |
Resuming Podcast
Soon Will Post Info updates
Thanks for the Support | twaiku |
I proved to myself
and to my Mama I can
make it on my own | twaiku |
I hate copying
but sometimes you gotta do
what you gotta do | twaiku |
Consent of the child
is not important Papon's
lawyer tells Times Now | twaiku |
it's Taco Tuesday
every fucking day of
the week at Los E | twaiku |
Sorry is hardest
thing to tell somebody but
baby im sorry | twaiku |
Have you ever felt
every emotion at
once because me too | twaiku |
So glad I'm going
out this weekend man get my
mind off some bullshit | twaiku |
just said goodbye to
emily time to get on
the coach to heathrow | twaiku |
When feelings arise
blunts are rolled and the feelings
and I are faded | twaiku |
It's going to end
in tears and sneaking off to
get drunk isn't it | twaiku |
my constant worry
on weekends is whether i'll
be starving or not | twaiku |
by the summer i
will have reached every goal
i set for myself | twaiku |
Honestly cannot
wait for my service trip to
DR during Spring Break | twaiku |
This is why anti
intellectualism
continues to rise | twaiku |
Green Valley is just
Dorchester for old people
in Arizona | twaiku |
Everybody knows
the fight was fixed The poor stay
poor the rich get rich | twaiku |
Dead Astronauts In
Disguise Runnin' twice as fast
to stay in the sun | twaiku |
Jealousy is the
first stage you go through before
you become a witch | twaiku |
If we didn't have
science based we wouldn't be
living long today | twaiku |
They forget the good
shit u did but they always
remember the bad | twaiku |
I wish my baby
was calm and slept as much as
other babies do | twaiku |
I wanna stay with
him But my eyes can't take it
no more Goodnight peeps | twaiku |
I'm sorry I'm such
a burden on you I can't
help the way I am | twaiku |
Successful social
media needs a wordsmith
and a data nerd | twaiku |
when is my parents
GONNA BUY ME A NEW PHONE
I'm sick of this one | twaiku |
Whole time I proposed
to my wife while she was in
the bed studying | twaiku |
Update from last night
I blacked out I cannot get
my life together | twaiku |
A moon reflected
in the water A flower
floating in the sky | twaiku |
Seems he only wants
yes men women rather than
dissenters like us | twaiku |
I seriously
love everything about my
roommate Bless her soul | twaiku |
Miller's trying to
get fired That's his only
hope to demonize | twaiku |
I've never been to
Nordstrom's before today I've
found my new weakness | twaiku |
You Single They Pay
You No Mind You Taken They
All On Your Line lol | twaiku |
I been seeing a
lotta fuck Russ shit I see
Russ handled up tho | twaiku |
Getting a fresh hair
cut is the best thing for a
confidence booster | twaiku |
im so jealous of
these people who have parents
that do stuff like this | twaiku |
Going this weekend
Some reviews say as good as
Empire Agree | twaiku |
Oils acrylics b
hole watercolor I work
with all mediums | twaiku |
love locking myself
in the bathroom to have a
quick mental breakdown | twaiku |
There is always time
to add a word but none in
which to take one back | twaiku |
A friend will kindly
ignore when you say something
truly horrible | twaiku |
I'm learning how to
be a kid again I had
way more ideas | twaiku |
Always take the coins
I have no willpower this
week so will take packs | twaiku |
God has already
worked everything out so what
am I stressing for | twaiku |
Turn on I didn't
know I had listening to
Travis say goddamn | twaiku |
i love seventeen
so much they are the softest
humans im crying | twaiku |
WINNER BY FUCKING
DEFAULT ladies it's Over
we have a winner | twaiku |
j lindahl Rumor
seems to be Jared my be
up a creek Friday | twaiku |
Righteousness exalt
a nation that bible verse
ya underrated | twaiku |
A beautiful bop
that restores my soul each time
I listen to it | twaiku |
my mom is nicer
to bray than she is me and
i am over it | twaiku |
Everyone don't wear
their money Never judge a
book by its cover | twaiku |
Is asleep on the
common room sofa snoring
He sleeps like the dead | twaiku |
today didn't have
to be THIS terrible but
it was anyways | twaiku |
Now ur talking A
civil discussion might start
to turn him around | twaiku |
daily reminder
don't forget the ugly butt
cheek squeeze when squatting | twaiku |
Vaccination for
child should be free in private
hospital also | twaiku |
Oh come on Nigel
you can be a little more
effusive than that | twaiku |
Never seen the grinch
but this clip makes me want to
watch it even less | twaiku |
Sonny snoring at
one side of me chino at
the other Can't cope | twaiku |
somewhere in the world
a hot boy is probably
naked amazing | twaiku |
Took forever for
me to start sleeping in the
middle of my bed | twaiku |
can financial aide
come in already so i
can stop being broke | twaiku |
The way my sister
and my boyfriend hug when they
greet is perfection | twaiku |
At least Chelsea fans
have to stop calling themselves
The Champions now | twaiku |
i have nothing to
say and i am saying it
and that is twitter | twaiku |
Giving democrats
the background check they want is
like dropping the soap | twaiku |
Can someone tell me
what season it is winter
spring summer or fall | twaiku |
Someone take my cards
away from me I have no
control as of late | twaiku |
I've been going to
the nail shop after work for
about two weeks now | twaiku |
So how many friends
you got there Am i counted
into one of them | twaiku |
Nobody treats you
better than somebody you
don't want to be with | twaiku |
A dancer faces
whether to let another
man hang for his crime | twaiku |
Not to sure about
those photos being Ford is
that what you're saying | twaiku |
I don't understand
why they're never there during
their office hours | twaiku |
Letting people know
how much we appreciate
them is important | twaiku |
Scientists should be
offended by ABA
interventionists | twaiku |
Don't you ever let
someone be comfortable
disrespecting you | twaiku |
Why do guys always
do an up the nose shot when
taking a selfie | twaiku |
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