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I just had upwards of three grand on my neck and it felt amazing
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I'm gonna learn to play banjo so I can make all y'all panties wet
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I dead be going into work wanting to hide from everyone M
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Words of wisdom that some athletes need to read and understand and learn
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working out puts me in the same I'll be your best friend mood as drinking
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I'm ready for this weekend I need this weekend It's ONLY Tuesday
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ITS SO SCARY AND BIG AND ONE SHOTS ME ALWAYS AND I CANT Do This
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It's crazy how God makes right out of all the wrong that comes our way
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You should've seen how many gummy worms I ate at Golden Corral
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Roy Hodgson all is forgiven please come back to England manager
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well pretty nasty is over so i can be a student again
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Every mistake I can be used to breath life into a new life
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Every time they get some momentum There's a flag to push them back
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Fucking cash cows to make the rich richer is all we are to this board
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Zola is the best If you are not following you are missing out
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His eyesight is bad Tom can't control his children Do you like French wines
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Well yet again I can't make it to Florida I hate this shit yo
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Going to the gym while you're sick as fuck is not a good idea
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Tomlinson what should I do to convince you that I'm worth following
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Fireflies by Owl City just made me cry talk about a rough week
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Resuming Podcast Soon Will Post Info updates Thanks for the Support
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I proved to myself and to my Mama I can make it on my own
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I hate copying but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
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Consent of the child is not important Papon's lawyer tells Times Now
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it's Taco Tuesday every fucking day of the week at Los E
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Sorry is hardest thing to tell somebody but baby im sorry
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Have you ever felt every emotion at once because me too
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So glad I'm going out this weekend man get my mind off some bullshit
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just said goodbye to emily time to get on the coach to heathrow
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When feelings arise blunts are rolled and the feelings and I are faded
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It's going to end in tears and sneaking off to get drunk isn't it
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my constant worry on weekends is whether i'll be starving or not
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by the summer i will have reached every goal i set for myself
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Honestly cannot wait for my service trip to DR during Spring Break
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This is why anti intellectualism continues to rise
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Green Valley is just Dorchester for old people in Arizona
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Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor the rich get rich
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Dead Astronauts In Disguise Runnin' twice as fast to stay in the sun
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Jealousy is the first stage you go through before you become a witch
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If we didn't have science based we wouldn't be living long today
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They forget the good shit u did but they always remember the bad
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I wish my baby was calm and slept as much as other babies do
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I wanna stay with him But my eyes can't take it no more Goodnight peeps
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I'm sorry I'm such a burden on you I can't help the way I am
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Successful social media needs a wordsmith and a data nerd
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when is my parents GONNA BUY ME A NEW PHONE I'm sick of this one
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Whole time I proposed to my wife while she was in the bed studying
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Update from last night I blacked out I cannot get my life together
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A moon reflected in the water A flower floating in the sky
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Seems he only wants yes men women rather than dissenters like us
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I seriously love everything about my roommate Bless her soul
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Miller's trying to get fired That's his only hope to demonize
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I've never been to Nordstrom's before today I've found my new weakness
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You Single They Pay You No Mind You Taken They All On Your Line lol
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I been seeing a lotta fuck Russ shit I see Russ handled up tho
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Getting a fresh hair cut is the best thing for a confidence booster
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im so jealous of these people who have parents that do stuff like this
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Going this weekend Some reviews say as good as Empire Agree
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Oils acrylics b hole watercolor I work with all mediums
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love locking myself in the bathroom to have a quick mental breakdown
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There is always time to add a word but none in which to take one back
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A friend will kindly ignore when you say something truly horrible
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I'm learning how to be a kid again I had way more ideas
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Always take the coins I have no willpower this week so will take packs
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God has already worked everything out so what am I stressing for
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Turn on I didn't know I had listening to Travis say goddamn
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i love seventeen so much they are the softest humans im crying
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WINNER BY FUCKING DEFAULT ladies it's Over we have a winner
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j lindahl Rumor seems to be Jared my be up a creek Friday
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Righteousness exalt a nation that bible verse ya underrated
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A beautiful bop that restores my soul each time I listen to it
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my mom is nicer to bray than she is me and i am over it
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Everyone don't wear their money Never judge a book by its cover
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Is asleep on the common room sofa snoring He sleeps like the dead
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today didn't have to be THIS terrible but it was anyways
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Now ur talking A civil discussion might start to turn him around
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daily reminder don't forget the ugly butt cheek squeeze when squatting
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Vaccination for child should be free in private hospital also
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Oh come on Nigel you can be a little more effusive than that
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Never seen the grinch but this clip makes me want to watch it even less
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Sonny snoring at one side of me chino at the other Can't cope
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somewhere in the world a hot boy is probably naked amazing
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Took forever for me to start sleeping in the middle of my bed
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can financial aide come in already so i can stop being broke
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The way my sister and my boyfriend hug when they greet is perfection
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At least Chelsea fans have to stop calling themselves The Champions now
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i have nothing to say and i am saying it and that is twitter
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Giving democrats the background check they want is like dropping the soap
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Can someone tell me what season it is winter spring summer or fall
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Someone take my cards away from me I have no control as of late
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I've been going to the nail shop after work for about two weeks now
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So how many friends you got there Am i counted into one of them
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Nobody treats you better than somebody you don't want to be with
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A dancer faces whether to let another man hang for his crime
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Not to sure about those photos being Ford is that what you're saying
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I don't understand why they're never there during their office hours
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Letting people know how much we appreciate them is important
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Scientists should be offended by ABA interventionists
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Don't you ever let someone be comfortable disrespecting you
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Why do guys always do an up the nose shot when taking a selfie
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