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Oops I can only
b quite with food or pretty
dick in my mouth so | twaiku |
anybody who
knows me knows i don't dress up
or look good for school | twaiku |
Just created a
Twitch account want to try it
out go follow me | twaiku |
Watch the replay he
didn't even touch him Not
even a yellow | twaiku |
Phil Hammond sucked off
a Yorkshire terrier while
Jimmy Saville watched | twaiku |
I honestly just
came on here to say fuck you
to Snapchat I'm pissed | twaiku |
Damn that's twice Purdue
lost from dumb penalties at
the end of the game | twaiku |
No matter where life
takes me you'll find me with a
smile Rest easy bud | twaiku |
Everybody some
head busters now done grew balls
would've never known | twaiku |
God didn't create
you for people He made you
for his own glory | twaiku |
Which would you rather
travel for an extended
period of time | twaiku |
My daughter is so
crazy she defiantly
keeps me on my toes | twaiku |
Is Shawn still active
or has he disappeared and
deleted Twitter | twaiku |
Hurts me every
time i see you realize
how much I need you | twaiku |
Some people wanted
us to this thing to the shit
we already have | twaiku |
someone come pick up
my anxiety i don't
want it anymore | twaiku |
Hair first then makeup
then I put my outfit on
right before I leave | twaiku |
Thank you Dillon I
hope the holidays have found
you loved and at peace | twaiku |
thinking of making
an i need u wings or ly
her reel edit hmm | twaiku |
If you got ANY
kinda ass low rise pants are
the devil chile | twaiku |
Sorry Most sites we
post are either US only
or Worldwide shipping | twaiku |
You gotta be a
REAL basketball head to know
how absurd that is | twaiku |
i'm literally
crying i'm so sorry for
vega i just can't | twaiku |
I've just realised
I missed them too Hate this time
difference issue | twaiku |
Jensen didn't want
to choose a dean Cass pumpkin
I'm enjoying this | twaiku |
They won't be running
the server again until
next year See you then | twaiku |
Why are they saying
the mice had the babies It
was the scientists | twaiku |
Who let my grandma
in my house while I'm there SHE
THREW MY WEED AWAY | twaiku |
Just gonna exit
Facebook until the dexter
accent memes are gone | twaiku |
I was Didn't have
enough gas and heart to try
to bring it back up | twaiku |
Remember that i
tried to built ya now i ain't
worried about shit | twaiku |
Currently busy
building something cool and you
will die from my claw | twaiku |
real friends being you
to get fast food when you're too
tipsy to function | twaiku |
it's true the winter
my spirit's alone stirring
for once frozen eyes | twaiku |
I learned my lesson
about who I call brother
that word cuts so deep | twaiku |
If you haven't watched
The Shape of Voice what are you
doing with your life | twaiku |
Do u ever hear
some shit and it just makes u
wanna change ur life | twaiku |
hey happy Friday
just a heads up there's no x
in et cetera | twaiku |
Gonna make my kids
friend with my friend's kids someday
gang shit forever | twaiku |
This lions defense
is getting absolutely
shafted so far ugh | twaiku |
i could revise BUT
i could also watch ow did
norway get its name | twaiku |
This would've happened
tonight if Klay was allowed
to finish the game | twaiku |
holiday I don't
think he muted me or did
you mean something else | twaiku |
People are easy
to deal with It's yourself you
have to get contained | twaiku |
You'll never leave where
you are until you decide
where you want to be | twaiku |
the person who does
not respect you when you don't
trust him when you leave | twaiku |
Fuck Kansas why does
this garbage ass school always
gotta cause problems | twaiku |
I attempted at
my makeup tonight I did
good for the first time | twaiku |
Never thought it would
be this hard to think only
focus on myself | twaiku |
You only live once
but if you do it right once
is enough Mea West | twaiku |
Been battling with
this image slider all day
I shall overcome | twaiku |
The fishing trip is
even funnier because
of the mystery | twaiku |
I barely finished
all my errands today I'm
so aggravated | twaiku |
I hug my pillows
a little tighter at night
cause they smell like you | twaiku |
god is the greatest
but satan been on his shit
i felt that bar jeeze | twaiku |
Absolutely James
you and your words will always
be valued always | twaiku |
What is ILLEGAL
mean Means ILLEGAL Correct
Put all in jail first | twaiku |
Sometimes a person
who gave you hopes are the one
who hurt you the most | twaiku |
trying to keep my
mind off awful things and see
things through newborn eyes | twaiku |
Even tho it was
canny cold we had a good
day at the seaside | twaiku |
There is nothing that's
more sexy then a girl that
wants but don't need you | twaiku |
Exactly They don't
want the illegals knocking
on their door that's why | twaiku |
I really don't mind
fuck the cost I will hair and
instruct the meetings | twaiku |
These postcards are the
best and you should listen to
them and want to change | twaiku |
sometimes i mansplain
things to my mom siri how
do i not do that | twaiku |
Finally caught up
on some rest It only took
a year and a half | twaiku |
City winning and
Drinkwater scores a stunner
Good start to the day | twaiku |
uh interesting
results as it turns out i'm
a full fledged satan | twaiku |
IF ONE THAT SPECIAL
GUESTS IS NICKI THEN I WILL
RAP MY FEELINGS OUT | twaiku |
You're afraid of all
this black girl magic that's why
your life isn't shit | twaiku |
I made mistakes But
that don't give you the right to
hurt me in return | twaiku |
These bitches is mad
corny and the boys gassing
them up moms a ho | twaiku |
Procrastination
is the best part of the last
hour of my job | twaiku |
im really hearing
mic drop on the radio
for the first time wow | twaiku |
Thankfully all those
lawn signs steered me in the right
direction today | twaiku |
neighbor is blasting
christmas music just heard him
shout three day weekend | twaiku |
Why do people get
dogs knowing they can't even
take care of themselves | twaiku |
Just because I am
nice and quiet doesn't mean
I won't fuck you up | twaiku |
Just overdose it's
over when we overdose
You're my addiction | twaiku |
It's getting that cold
my nipples are out the front
door before I am | twaiku |
Stupid Buy the car
but do not blame anyone
for fuel and spares | twaiku |
Respect the dead Is
literally the dumbest
shit I've ever heard | twaiku |
BOTH BROOKE AND LEMON
DRUNK LEMON PERFORMED LIKE HE
IS GAY AND HE IS | twaiku |
I need somebody
to make me a basket filled
with cleaning supplies | twaiku |
Being able to
rewind live TV was a
brilliant idea | twaiku |
Over here singing
every part of all these
Broadway musicals | twaiku |
Can't Astros protest
the game Ball was in the stands
not in field of play | twaiku |
I'm really sick I
can't wait home to be warm and
cuddle with myself | twaiku |
The baby who froze
to death on the front porch in
Akron is so sad | twaiku |
What year will people
tend to realise that they
are growing older | twaiku |
I really wanted
to make Easter baskets this
year but I ain't time | twaiku |
You're always so kind
to people and I admire
you so much for that | twaiku |
I need someone to
go to a haunted house with
me Any takers | twaiku |
I have finally
found the books I'm going to
read for April Psyched | twaiku |
Mental how we can
lead a game for FORTY FIVE
minutes and still lose | twaiku |
I didn't I thought
we should have gotten rid of
Graham from the get | twaiku |
Didn't know Disney
had a dress code making me
take my sweater off | twaiku |
Never let someone
dash your dreams risk takes failures
and failures build dreams | twaiku |
Putting coke in a
nature springs bottle makes for
a good hand cannon | twaiku |
Anyone know where
I can get cheap seats to the
Travis Scott concert | twaiku |
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