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I've eaten so clean lately and all I can crave is wings and pizza
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If I played football for Texas State I would be so demoralized
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They're saying Jake has only played one bad game all year debatable
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The greatest break down is keeping a worthless tool like you in office
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I really woke up to me grabbing my own ass wow I needs a man
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Losers think the New Year will change anything in their pathetic lives
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No bitches getting out that's her shit I would of plucked shit took my bank
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Clean house doors open puppies blanket and scary movie Perfect night
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I'm ready to turn my car in for a sexy mom car can't wait lol
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justin and hailey are really so in love im so happy for them
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Work hard until the can't hold any family meeting without you
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Whenever I see others drawings I get sad because mines look like
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I think sometimes we need to be numb so we can't be so affected
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I am so getting plowed tonight Completely by myself That so sucks
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You see what our President does when he has time in the pocket
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My legs are darker than the lest of my body parts it can happen
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I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now
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I am starting to think y'all don't know how to use social media
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I am appalled at high cost of food Budgets force us to avoid coop
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Goodnight about to video chat with my hoe until I k o
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I literally work just to pay my bills n take care of my kids
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Bless Anthony for forcing me to go to the gym all this week real
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A semester more and i'll be free Cant wait to leave all the nonsense
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If you stop fighting for someone you love then do ya really love them
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Friendships consist of moments created That can't be separated
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After a cheat meal you have an obligation to go to the gym
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Knicks gonna hurt us with pizzazz this year that's all I'm getting so far
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Consistency is the most important key to your personal growth
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one day im making a exposing noah thread and HE WILL love it
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Need to donate some of that donations money to the house cleaner
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You're not getting old It's just hiding All ya got to do is flaunt it
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When she look pregnant so you congratulate her but that's not the case
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I haven't had sex or used toys in a week and I'm losing my mind
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wait I have daddy issues why did nobody ever tell me this
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Another London show you say we really are that fancy these days
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Damn daddy you fine as hell hope your bank account got commas in it
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Baba we don't want to go again Just stop the car let us come down
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Trout Is it Lani God I hope it's Lani we're talking about here
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I love to collect antiques you know Make sure you don't break anything
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My mentions are still going crazy and I am still in disbelief
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She nodded slowly and smiled After all we are here to have some fun
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Masturbating while on your period is not a good idea
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regan What Dan don't believe everything that comes over the wires
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Seriously though You were the reason I got a Twitter Ali
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You should be writing like a horseflesh exploring a mobility
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would anyone like to throw hands tonight before Chief Keef as warmup
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They don't wanna help you grind but are the first ones to help you spend it
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All the ladies want a good man but ask yourself are you good lady
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and my camera is in the hospital in need of surgery
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I'm not just living in the lap of luxury I'm sucking it's dick
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I'm literally panicking and crying what the actual fuck
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everyone i meet is a pisces why am i so drawn to you guys
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Every time I say I ain't going back to that place here I am
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Pardon me while I go weep over my kitchen sink I Hate Dishes
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She carries herself like a crown jewel and was as smart as a fox
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I'm so sleepy right now but I have so many things to do today
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What did the football coach say to the pay phone I want my quarter back
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ok im gonna try and make a list n not forget anyone
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Venom was so bad it caught me off guard why did the voice say pussy
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Stopped taking people serious cause they never show the things they say
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my alter ego beat me because I didn't call it anthony
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It's Friday night and I'm alone Sarah is in Florida fuck man
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North Carolina for holiday can't wait to see my family
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really just trying to get myself together for a better life
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Not saying you can't defend it Just that it might cause you some headaches
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Everyone should take responsibility for the environment
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I don't wanna go back to Birmingham later but my folks need me
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i wish getting your hair done didn't have to be so fucking painful
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callie wears all that flannel and u expect me to believe she's straight
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We open our presents Christmas morning The RIGHT way to do it
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I haven't been laid up in so long damn ion know that it feel like
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I got the weakest headache I was gone go in early but fuck that
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So you are lying like partisan hacks lie Fuck you Judicial Watch
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When this semester is over I'm getting so wasted it's unreal
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Your service to your country doesn't end with you paying your taxes
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I appreciate everyone and everything that's shaped how I am
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No better feeling than finally being done with Christmas shopping
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Ashley Barnes is one of the most underrated strikers in the league
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Alex Turner with the long hair and and the fac facial hair I I
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I may shout because of love and beauty but my heart is in couture
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I disappeared for a minute and everyone is kicking off what
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I deserve a drink for these past couple of days of stress I've dealt with
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Florida Man not the hero we wanted but the one we deserve
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mom always support what I'm doing or going to to love you mom
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I didn't get one I buy one every year with great intentions
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The only truly glorious son I'm aware of is my fathers'
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So it's finally happening the Bursley heat is making me sick
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it reminds me to stoplight just need the yellow one and completed
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do people ever stop talking just like shut the fuck up for a sec
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I can die happy now thank you all for the show see you in my dreams
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Who mistakenly released this rabid dog All u need is water
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People just want yes men they get so combative when you don't agree
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Pellegrini to West Ham They could have chosen a worse manager
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i was ready to go home but then i had to stay for a meeting
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How many times can we vote for Mama under accounts Once per right
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resemblance to his beautiful sister but yet more by the fact that
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I'm a right handed medium fast bowler and classy opener
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Jacob works night shift and sleeps all day i pretty much live by myself
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Sometimes I feel like crying and falling in the floor because it hurts
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Depends on who gets to the Super Bowl Perhaps none of those listed
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