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I've eaten so clean
lately and all I can crave
is wings and pizza | twaiku |
If I played football
for Texas State I would be
so demoralized | twaiku |
They're saying Jake has
only played one bad game all
year debatable | twaiku |
The greatest break down
is keeping a worthless tool
like you in office | twaiku |
I really woke up
to me grabbing my own ass
wow I needs a man | twaiku |
Losers think the New
Year will change anything in
their pathetic lives | twaiku |
No bitches getting
out that's her shit I would of
plucked shit took my bank | twaiku |
Clean house doors open
puppies blanket and scary
movie Perfect night | twaiku |
I'm ready to turn
my car in for a sexy
mom car can't wait lol | twaiku |
justin and hailey
are really so in love im
so happy for them | twaiku |
Work hard until the
can't hold any family
meeting without you | twaiku |
Whenever I see
others drawings I get sad
because mines look like | twaiku |
I think sometimes we
need to be numb so we can't
be so affected | twaiku |
I am so getting
plowed tonight Completely by
myself That so sucks | twaiku |
You see what our
President does when he has
time in the pocket | twaiku |
My legs are darker
than the lest of my body
parts it can happen | twaiku |
I am sitting in
a room different from the
one you are in now | twaiku |
I am starting to
think y'all don't know how to use
social media | twaiku |
I am appalled at
high cost of food Budgets force
us to avoid coop | twaiku |
Goodnight about to
video chat with my hoe
until I k o | twaiku |
I literally
work just to pay my bills n
take care of my kids | twaiku |
Bless Anthony for
forcing me to go to the
gym all this week real | twaiku |
A semester more
and i'll be free Cant wait to
leave all the nonsense | twaiku |
If you stop fighting
for someone you love then do
ya really love them | twaiku |
Friendships consist of
moments created That can't
be separated | twaiku |
After a cheat meal
you have an obligation
to go to the gym | twaiku |
Knicks gonna hurt us
with pizzazz this year that's all
I'm getting so far | twaiku |
Consistency is
the most important key to
your personal growth | twaiku |
one day im making
a exposing noah thread
and HE WILL love it | twaiku |
Need to donate some
of that donations money
to the house cleaner | twaiku |
You're not getting old
It's just hiding All ya got
to do is flaunt it | twaiku |
When she look pregnant
so you congratulate her
but that's not the case | twaiku |
I haven't had sex
or used toys in a week and
I'm losing my mind | twaiku |
wait I have daddy
issues why did nobody
ever tell me this | twaiku |
Another London
show you say we really are
that fancy these days | twaiku |
Damn daddy you fine
as hell hope your bank account
got commas in it | twaiku |
Baba we don't want
to go again Just stop the
car let us come down | twaiku |
Trout Is it Lani
God I hope it's Lani we're
talking about here | twaiku |
I love to collect
antiques you know Make sure you
don't break anything | twaiku |
My mentions are still
going crazy and I am
still in disbelief | twaiku |
She nodded slowly
and smiled After all we are
here to have some fun | twaiku |
Masturbating while
on your period is not
a good idea | twaiku |
regan What Dan don't
believe everything that comes
over the wires | twaiku |
Seriously though
You were the reason I got
a Twitter Ali | twaiku |
You should be writing
like a horseflesh exploring
a mobility | twaiku |
would anyone like
to throw hands tonight before
Chief Keef as warmup | twaiku |
They don't wanna help
you grind but are the first ones
to help you spend it | twaiku |
All the ladies want
a good man but ask yourself
are you good lady | twaiku |
and my camera
is in the hospital in
need of surgery | twaiku |
I'm not just living
in the lap of luxury
I'm sucking it's dick | twaiku |
I'm literally
panicking and crying what
the actual fuck | twaiku |
everyone i meet
is a pisces why am i
so drawn to you guys | twaiku |
Every time I
say I ain't going back to
that place here I am | twaiku |
Pardon me while I
go weep over my kitchen
sink I Hate Dishes | twaiku |
She carries herself
like a crown jewel and was
as smart as a fox | twaiku |
I'm so sleepy right
now but I have so many
things to do today | twaiku |
What did the football
coach say to the pay phone I
want my quarter back | twaiku |
ok im gonna
try and make a list n not
forget anyone | twaiku |
Venom was so bad
it caught me off guard why did
the voice say pussy | twaiku |
Stopped taking people
serious cause they never
show the things they say | twaiku |
my alter ego
beat me because I didn't
call it anthony | twaiku |
It's Friday night and
I'm alone Sarah is in
Florida fuck man | twaiku |
North Carolina
for holiday can't wait to
see my family | twaiku |
really just trying
to get myself together
for a better life | twaiku |
Not saying you can't
defend it Just that it might
cause you some headaches | twaiku |
Everyone should take
responsibility for
the environment | twaiku |
I don't wanna go
back to Birmingham later
but my folks need me | twaiku |
i wish getting your
hair done didn't have to be
so fucking painful | twaiku |
callie wears all that
flannel and u expect me
to believe she's straight | twaiku |
We open our
presents Christmas morning The
RIGHT way to do it | twaiku |
I haven't been laid
up in so long damn ion
know that it feel like | twaiku |
I got the weakest
headache I was gone go in
early but fuck that | twaiku |
So you are lying
like partisan hacks lie Fuck
you Judicial Watch | twaiku |
When this semester
is over I'm getting so
wasted it's unreal | twaiku |
Your service to your
country doesn't end with you
paying your taxes | twaiku |
I appreciate
everyone and everything
that's shaped how I am | twaiku |
No better feeling
than finally being done
with Christmas shopping | twaiku |
Ashley Barnes is one
of the most underrated
strikers in the league | twaiku |
Alex Turner with
the long hair and and the fac
facial hair I I | twaiku |
I may shout because
of love and beauty but my
heart is in couture | twaiku |
I disappeared for
a minute and everyone
is kicking off what | twaiku |
I deserve a drink
for these past couple of days
of stress I've dealt with | twaiku |
Florida Man not
the hero we wanted but
the one we deserve | twaiku |
mom always support
what I'm doing or going
to to love you mom | twaiku |
I didn't get one
I buy one every year
with great intentions | twaiku |
The only truly
glorious son I'm aware
of is my fathers' | twaiku |
So it's finally
happening the Bursley heat
is making me sick | twaiku |
it reminds me to
stoplight just need the yellow
one and completed | twaiku |
do people ever
stop talking just like shut the
fuck up for a sec | twaiku |
I can die happy
now thank you all for the show
see you in my dreams | twaiku |
Who mistakenly
released this rabid dog All
u need is water | twaiku |
People just want yes
men they get so combative
when you don't agree | twaiku |
Pellegrini to
West Ham They could have chosen
a worse manager | twaiku |
i was ready to
go home but then i had to
stay for a meeting | twaiku |
How many times can
we vote for Mama under
accounts Once per right | twaiku |
resemblance to his
beautiful sister but yet
more by the fact that | twaiku |
I'm a right handed
medium fast bowler and
classy opener | twaiku |
Jacob works night shift
and sleeps all day i pretty
much live by myself | twaiku |
Sometimes I feel like
crying and falling in the
floor because it hurts | twaiku |
Depends on who gets
to the Super Bowl Perhaps
none of those listed | twaiku |
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