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Your sorry did not
mean anything Compensate
for loss of token | twaiku |
It pisses me off
when I'm hungry and my food
is too hot to eat | twaiku |
I wasn't a hoe
when you were crying to me
saying you loved me | twaiku |
I miss The Carrie
Diaries Walt and Bennet
were so iconic | twaiku |
kris jenner in the
thank u next video is
truly iconic | twaiku |
My sister is at
a Friends trivia night and
I SHOULD BE THERE UGH | twaiku |
Someone motivate
inspire me to go for a
run in the morning | twaiku |
Everytime I walk
across the street I think of
the Beatles album | twaiku |
I want someone who
will spoil me with love not with
material things | twaiku |
Some nights Allah keeps
you awake because He wants
you to talk to Him | twaiku |
We'll continue to
learn We'll continue to get
better as people | twaiku |
Someone give me a
handful of sleeping pills so
I can fucking sleep | twaiku |
I be going thru
heartbreak but Nina Simone
makes it easier | twaiku |
Inception is the
most incredible thought out
movie honestly | twaiku |
Can't get over how
beautiful and perfect my
day was yesterday | twaiku |
im not going to
apologize for saying
how I feel EVER | twaiku |
I'm gonna kill all
the butterflies you're giving
to me cause it hurts | twaiku |
Can you buy Burger
King Foot Lettuce at the store
Asking for a friend | twaiku |
Lol funny how my
sisters hangs with some people
I knew from high school | twaiku |
You can not truly
love someone else until they
learn to love yourself | twaiku |
Might rather have this
Nothing more boring than a
penalty shoot out | twaiku |
Just finished watching
Love Simon and now I'm an
emotional wreck | twaiku |
Respect This is how
it is given And this is
how it is received | twaiku |
akin ka na lang
for keeps ka so I'm keeping
you i purple u | twaiku |
We really vining
if we stay up all night and
day like puppy love | twaiku |
imagine being
colleen or related to
colleen can't relate | twaiku |
no one will EVER
fuck me as much as chase bank
does every month | twaiku |
stream getting closer
or ill teleport to your
exact location | twaiku |
Ed Rendell and Rob
Ellis are hosting the Post
OTA show tonight | twaiku |
Someone go to rick
and morty trivia at
beauty bar with me | twaiku |
please release Teenage
Wasteland that's literally
one of your best songs | twaiku |
Finally one of
these that speaks to me on a
personal level | twaiku |
i had enough cant
i just fast forward it to
weekend already | twaiku |
WHY DOES NEITHER OF
THESE MANAGERS CARE IF THEIR
PITCHERS ARMS FALL OFF | twaiku |
Shane Dawson gives us
free content and guess what It
still SUCKS DICK fuck you | twaiku |
Wow our country
is ridiculous I am
SO migrating soon | twaiku |
SOMEONE SAID I LOOK
LIKE THE WALMART VERSION OF
MIRANDA COSGROVE | twaiku |
I turn into the
biggest pussy whenever
a bee is near me | twaiku |
Why did Harold and
Kumar drive so far for these
shitty ass burgers | twaiku |
I be walking past
people that's family and
don't even know it | twaiku |
I create for you
by mistake but what excuse
seventy lose you | twaiku |
you bitches hate on
females who aren't even
worried about you | twaiku |
Deaths while on duty
got coveted almost like
training accidents | twaiku |
Don't worry too much
Whatever is meant to be
it will be Good night | twaiku |
Grandma stuck her hand
out if her window and straight
up flipped me the bird | twaiku |
Jason Garett is
on the list of how does this
guy still have a job | twaiku |
They say Hillary
Clinton is going to run
She can't even Walk | twaiku |
niall is here to
murder me I know it my
dreams are coming true | twaiku |
Took selfies on the
snap today for the first time
in eons Felt good | twaiku |
This is gonna hurt
but I blame myself first cause
I ignored the truth | twaiku |
Everything I did
last night should be ignored and
not spoken of thanks | twaiku |
Is it okay to
day drink and just stay drunk all
day today or no | twaiku |
I've been nothing but
a good friend to people who
just treat me like crap | twaiku |
Can someone point me
to a good professional
graphic designer | twaiku |
Eric Gordon tried
to slam it home over three
Warrior players | twaiku |
Retirees then For
supplemental income Please
don't die on this hill | twaiku |
You're smart funny and
beautiful in and out what
more can i ask for | twaiku |
has a sudden urge
to hurt Viktor Viktor is
rubbing off on him | twaiku |
i'm gonna make a
thread of my albums sorry
for the spam i'm bored | twaiku |
I prefer it when
you don't tweet me back and we
just sit in silence | twaiku |
New snapchat did worse
things to my health than eating
that Tide Pod last night | twaiku |
But it doesn't do
anything in the end I
cry and then Nothing | twaiku |
hate isn't welcome
there but it looks like that is
all they are doing | twaiku |
The funny thing He
calls it justice As long as
he doesn't use guns | twaiku |
okay she's gone to
sleep now i have to get my
shy ass to post it | twaiku |
maybe one day i'll
realize reality
before it slaps me | twaiku |
I hope it isn't
raining in the morning so
I can go hiking | twaiku |
All i wanna do
is get money and say fuck
you to my haters | twaiku |
slash I almost read
the kick as something else and
thought em You weirdo | twaiku |
All I ever feel
anymore is sadness and
stress if I'm not numb | twaiku |
PHENOMENA FOR
THE PHENOMENON GOD CROWDS
FOR THE CROWD MONSTER | twaiku |
I'm honestly so
excited to see all my
friends in a few days | twaiku |
Stevens is close to
a T Bucks are hanging all
over the Celtics | twaiku |
Drop some lavender
oil in your mascara Makes
your lashes longer | twaiku |
daily reminder
that ariana grande gave
james charles a career | twaiku |
Fold under pressure
I will never ever your
secrets I treasure | twaiku |
I opened my purse
and everybody saw my
tampon Im still shock | twaiku |
Flop harmony my
ass They are trending only
because they're breathing | twaiku |
Look like somebody
tried to slash my tire and
I'm ready to fight | twaiku |
LeBron should just get
swept to save his legs for next
year with his new team | twaiku |
Everytime I say
something sweet people think I'm
being sarcastic | twaiku |
Our defense is
about as bad as this SEC
officiating | twaiku |
I'm just trying to
eat chili out of your shoe
stop making it weird | twaiku |
Consistency God
will continue to Bless you
and your family | twaiku |
I'm catching a cold
On the plus side I can now
have rum in public | twaiku |
Imagine sitting
there for two hours to get
ghost boobs on your arm | twaiku |
Another year where
my ass keeps forgetting where
her classes are lol | twaiku |
My favorite thing
about Wayne County is how
it CRUSHES MY SOUL | twaiku |
It's always the hard
way but I always want to
find out for myself | twaiku |
I always thought it
was cliche when people said
when it's right you'll know | twaiku |
A solid man can
be found alone a weak man
can be in a crowd | twaiku |
Listen i was ducked
off from depression now my
heart fell from my chest | twaiku |
I hope I haven't
done anything to upset
you in any way | twaiku |
Does anyone have
any good Steve Bucky fix
recommendations | twaiku |
As I think about
it it irritates me it
make me so angry | twaiku |
ANOTHER fucking
third down penalty on the
Browns All coaching folks | twaiku |
How did I even
get into college I am
such a bad student | twaiku |
She eating my dick
like it's food she a freak and
she still go to schools | twaiku |
Good Morning Debra
You and your Family have
a Merry Christmas | twaiku |
Who would be jealous
of a pregnancy like come
on Now Stop Hating | twaiku |
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