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If you keep telling
everyone you're over it
you're not over it | twaiku |
Please sit somewhere else
lady if you're gonna chew
with your mouth open | twaiku |
This trumps everything
Don't rest until your fire
has an orange head | twaiku |
Smile at a stranger
it may be the only smile
they receive today | twaiku |
This aerial thing
in the Olympics is hands
down the best event | twaiku |
my brother pushes
me when im standing trying
to put on my shoes | twaiku |
after this weekend
i'm taking a break because
my liver needs it | twaiku |
Famous Pole Vaulting
Figures Are Opening Up
About Being Men | twaiku |
The only bigger
disappointment than Crabtree
is the ball brothers | twaiku |
Somewhere the sun is
always rising and the stars
are always shining | twaiku |
My dad locked himself
out of his phone a thread of
my Monday morning | twaiku |
TIME TO NUKE EURO
LAND TO THE STONE AGE AND IT
WILL HAPPEN GOOD LUCK | twaiku |
So who's been calling
Trump a baby that it seems
foremost in his mind | twaiku |
This is so stupid
they think our women are
this weak they are wrong | twaiku |
If someone makes me
happy my biggest fear is
that they'll make me cry | twaiku |
Twitter just punished
me for calling Donald Trump
and his kids assholes | twaiku |
No explanation
needed Empress you come first
handle your business | twaiku |
Yo I having heard
from Chef Apex in a long
time have you seen him | twaiku |
well the lakers lost
but i had a great second
half of my day so | twaiku |
Most misunderstand
the basic principles of
how insurance works | twaiku |
I'm terrible in
hot weather Hate it Winter
is the best season | twaiku |
I'm wearing shorts and
it's cold but i know it'll
be so hot later | twaiku |
Never speak poorly
of Madonna in this class
my stats professor | twaiku |
Every time I
stretch my legs out I get a
cramp in my butt cheek | twaiku |
Girl everybody
i called my friend fake u be
acting fake as well | twaiku |
Standing on the sun
is such a slept on song this
is a summer gem | twaiku |
really wish i was
in Arkansas eating good
with my family | twaiku |
Socialist my ass
SHE IS A TERRORIST AND
ALL HER FAMILY | twaiku |
Is it illegal
to kill someone for whistling
Asking for a friend | twaiku |
Bitch wanna believe
bitches who was gonna do
her dumbass dirty | twaiku |
You should Seeing it
right now and I've been laughing
my ass off all through | twaiku |
I wanna go to
hilltops assembly but no
one will go with me | twaiku |
hey dipshit Bullets
are a little harder to
dodge than the draft was | twaiku |
Dating your best friend
is so fun I really wish
this for everyone | twaiku |
If she's really that
concerned she should clean up the
hole in her backyard | twaiku |
Behind closed doors you
don't wanna see that side it's
to emotional | twaiku |
I have a constant
battle with getting out my
bed in the morning | twaiku |
is this even my
baby no he's my man looks
at his face oh gosh | twaiku |
Eating hummus makes
me sad but it's so good I
can't stop eating it | twaiku |
Another late night
crafts issues and remedy
formula FRACTION | twaiku |
You were creative
enough to dream it now let
Elegant build it | twaiku |
Ever felt guilty
falling asleep while praying
Happens all the time | twaiku |
Why are you sorry
he looked at her wrapping an
arm around her waist | twaiku |
when are you going
to become leaping bunny
certified let's chat | twaiku |
My name is Michael
Taylor point to your head and
say my initials | twaiku |
India saved three
wickets and played full quota
of fifty overs | twaiku |
Let alone insects
Numbing indifference to
other forms of life | twaiku |
I cannot afford
the luxury of a closed
mind Clara Barton | twaiku |
You gonna miss me
by my hair you gonna miss
me everywhere oh | twaiku |
Ion care who you
are or what you got you can't
bribe love outta me | twaiku |
Remember who was
there for you when you couldn't
be therefore yourself | twaiku |
So I'm planning on
writing a book and I don't
know what to begin | twaiku |
Bottled water is
only considered good if
it tastes like nothing | twaiku |
If I can protect
your life I'm sorry I don't
have enough power | twaiku |
Haven't gotten head
since May or June either way
I'm WAY OVER DUE | twaiku |
Sometimes you get more
respect from a person by
not being there friend | twaiku |
Thank you for putting
a smile on my face Thank you
for rescuing him | twaiku |
So rock bottom has
been hit The only way is
up from here surely | twaiku |
I really wish he
was home with us i hate it
that his miles away | twaiku |
Facts are racist and
do care about your feelings
Everyone knows that | twaiku |
Love is scary it
changes it can go away
That's part of the risk | twaiku |
hey lovely do you
know if your friend still has that
Paramore ticket | twaiku |
When you're sleeping so
good and then you get woken
up by your alarm | twaiku |
Don't worry about
it Tom It looks like you were
never invited | twaiku |
luckily with his
line of work you can guess he
doesn't give two shits | twaiku |
All you gay people
want us to change but ur not
explaining why WOW | twaiku |
reviewing for three
quizzes tom two of which are
major subs i cant | twaiku |
Facebook Decided
Now Is Not the Best Time for
a Hardware Reveal | twaiku |
Why is every
girl I know so pretty Like
when is it my turn | twaiku |
I've had so many
hot drinks lately and I don't
think it's good for me | twaiku |
Oh my goodness I
swear this year is gonna be
a great fucking year | twaiku |
legit hate it when
my parents fight bitch it's like
my end of the world | twaiku |
Timberlake really
good at dancing not so much
at writing lyrics | twaiku |
I finally know
the struggle of having to
get premium gas | twaiku |
I stay missing my
mothers phone call I can't keep
my phone on silent | twaiku |
what number do I
call if I'm having problems
with a voucher code | twaiku |
Black excellence but
I guess when it comes to me
it's not the same though | twaiku |
I be doing a
whole bunch of other shit I
don't post about lol | twaiku |
Cutting down the food
and money spending has been
the best yet so far | twaiku |
hello someone send
me a joaquin desantos
here fangs want a friend | twaiku |
Y'all remember to
look at the sky while you work
your butts off streaming | twaiku |
Congrats Bel I can
hear your dad now in my head
calling your name Lol | twaiku |
If tin whistles are
made out of tin what do they
make fog horns out of | twaiku |
Please stop existing
as an internet presence
immediately | twaiku |
Whats the purpose of
changing the room where you take
your final exam | twaiku |
I actually
have the best parents in the
world wow I love them | twaiku |
I rearrange my
room about once a month I
need change constantly | twaiku |
i want a weighted
blanket so bad im gonna
make one when we move | twaiku |
Y'all there isn't a
universal nude color
just a reminder | twaiku |
Magic should have bought
him his own plane if it got
him to join the team | twaiku |
When you see Frozen
for the first time and notice
Elsa looking like | twaiku |
I just went shopping
while tipsy gotta admit
it was kinda fun | twaiku |
Relationships don't
get deep to me Never got
the whole in love thing | twaiku |
happy new year to
all the beautiful women
of California | twaiku |
just when i'm losing
trust in our judicial
system sweet justice | twaiku |
People who don't want
kids are the vegans of the
reproductive world | twaiku |
have peace quiet all
day now everyone is home
getting on my nerves | twaiku |
If someone's okay
with losing you they never
really cared for you | twaiku |
I'm so excited
for that Plant Power fast food
place to open up | twaiku |
If you was counting
the Celtics out you haven't
watched them all season | twaiku |
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