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If you keep telling everyone you're over it you're not over it
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Please sit somewhere else lady if you're gonna chew with your mouth open
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This trumps everything Don't rest until your fire has an orange head
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Smile at a stranger it may be the only smile they receive today
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This aerial thing in the Olympics is hands down the best event
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my brother pushes me when im standing trying to put on my shoes
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after this weekend i'm taking a break because my liver needs it
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Famous Pole Vaulting Figures Are Opening Up About Being Men
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The only bigger disappointment than Crabtree is the ball brothers
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Somewhere the sun is always rising and the stars are always shining
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My dad locked himself out of his phone a thread of my Monday morning
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TIME TO NUKE EURO LAND TO THE STONE AGE AND IT WILL HAPPEN GOOD LUCK
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So who's been calling Trump a baby that it seems foremost in his mind
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This is so stupid they think our women are this weak they are wrong
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If someone makes me happy my biggest fear is that they'll make me cry
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Twitter just punished me for calling Donald Trump and his kids assholes
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No explanation needed Empress you come first handle your business
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Yo I having heard from Chef Apex in a long time have you seen him
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well the lakers lost but i had a great second half of my day so
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Most misunderstand the basic principles of how insurance works
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I'm terrible in hot weather Hate it Winter is the best season
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I'm wearing shorts and it's cold but i know it'll be so hot later
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Never speak poorly of Madonna in this class my stats professor
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Every time I stretch my legs out I get a cramp in my butt cheek
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Girl everybody i called my friend fake u be acting fake as well
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Standing on the sun is such a slept on song this is a summer gem
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really wish i was in Arkansas eating good with my family
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Socialist my ass SHE IS A TERRORIST AND ALL HER FAMILY
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Is it illegal to kill someone for whistling Asking for a friend
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Bitch wanna believe bitches who was gonna do her dumbass dirty
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You should Seeing it right now and I've been laughing my ass off all through
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I wanna go to hilltops assembly but no one will go with me
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hey dipshit Bullets are a little harder to dodge than the draft was
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Dating your best friend is so fun I really wish this for everyone
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If she's really that concerned she should clean up the hole in her backyard
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Behind closed doors you don't wanna see that side it's to emotional
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I have a constant battle with getting out my bed in the morning
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is this even my baby no he's my man looks at his face oh gosh
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Eating hummus makes me sad but it's so good I can't stop eating it
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Another late night crafts issues and remedy formula FRACTION
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You were creative enough to dream it now let Elegant build it
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Ever felt guilty falling asleep while praying Happens all the time
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Why are you sorry he looked at her wrapping an arm around her waist
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when are you going to become leaping bunny certified let's chat
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My name is Michael Taylor point to your head and say my initials
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India saved three wickets and played full quota of fifty overs
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Let alone insects Numbing indifference to other forms of life
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I cannot afford the luxury of a closed mind Clara Barton
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You gonna miss me by my hair you gonna miss me everywhere oh
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Ion care who you are or what you got you can't bribe love outta me
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Remember who was there for you when you couldn't be therefore yourself
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So I'm planning on writing a book and I don't know what to begin
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Bottled water is only considered good if it tastes like nothing
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If I can protect your life I'm sorry I don't have enough power
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Haven't gotten head since May or June either way I'm WAY OVER DUE
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Sometimes you get more respect from a person by not being there friend
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Thank you for putting a smile on my face Thank you for rescuing him
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So rock bottom has been hit The only way is up from here surely
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I really wish he was home with us i hate it that his miles away
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Facts are racist and do care about your feelings Everyone knows that
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Love is scary it changes it can go away That's part of the risk
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hey lovely do you know if your friend still has that Paramore ticket
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When you're sleeping so good and then you get woken up by your alarm
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Don't worry about it Tom It looks like you were never invited
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luckily with his line of work you can guess he doesn't give two shits
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All you gay people want us to change but ur not explaining why WOW
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reviewing for three quizzes tom two of which are major subs i cant
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Facebook Decided Now Is Not the Best Time for a Hardware Reveal
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Why is every girl I know so pretty Like when is it my turn
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I've had so many hot drinks lately and I don't think it's good for me
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Oh my goodness I swear this year is gonna be a great fucking year
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legit hate it when my parents fight bitch it's like my end of the world
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Timberlake really good at dancing not so much at writing lyrics
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I finally know the struggle of having to get premium gas
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I stay missing my mothers phone call I can't keep my phone on silent
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what number do I call if I'm having problems with a voucher code
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Black excellence but I guess when it comes to me it's not the same though
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I be doing a whole bunch of other shit I don't post about lol
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Cutting down the food and money spending has been the best yet so far
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hello someone send me a joaquin desantos here fangs want a friend
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Y'all remember to look at the sky while you work your butts off streaming
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Congrats Bel I can hear your dad now in my head calling your name Lol
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If tin whistles are made out of tin what do they make fog horns out of
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Please stop existing as an internet presence immediately
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Whats the purpose of changing the room where you take your final exam
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I actually have the best parents in the world wow I love them
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I rearrange my room about once a month I need change constantly
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i want a weighted blanket so bad im gonna make one when we move
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Y'all there isn't a universal nude color just a reminder
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Magic should have bought him his own plane if it got him to join the team
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When you see Frozen for the first time and notice Elsa looking like
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I just went shopping while tipsy gotta admit it was kinda fun
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Relationships don't get deep to me Never got the whole in love thing
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happy new year to all the beautiful women of California
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just when i'm losing trust in our judicial system sweet justice
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People who don't want kids are the vegans of the reproductive world
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have peace quiet all day now everyone is home getting on my nerves
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If someone's okay with losing you they never really cared for you
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I'm so excited for that Plant Power fast food place to open up
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If you was counting the Celtics out you haven't watched them all season
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