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goes to ikea walks out with a pack of straws and a succulent
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the compliments I got about my hair were so cute I love my friends
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if you looking for somebody to kiss your ass Don't fuck with me then
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He was credible until he put the lions before the pistons
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Does anyone else ever just cry because you love your mum so much
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need to start texting my la baby back could build sum w that
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It's gonna be hard It's gonna be tough If you fall down Just get up
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Can somebody find me that tweet when dude said smack the minks off a bitch
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Only real females see your potential in you when you don't see it
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hello I don't have much but I would love to help Please it gets me more
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Are you joking The vast majority of Scots do not speak gaelic
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I hate everyone today I hope everyone dies or I die ugh
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I slept near enough the whole day yesterday how am I still tired
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Find that person who makes you forget about all the hurt you've been through
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harry going to the people's choice awards means we getting fed y'all
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Recovering from whatever this plague is in bed watching Dr Who
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I still can't believe I threw away my apple ear buds in the trash
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Come to realize I was doing anything just to feel your love
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how do i become more shook everytime i see u this is not fAIR
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It was Ketchup that used a knife to break the pair of water goggles
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I always have that one drink that takes it to the next level damn it
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No matter how hard it is I will always smile like an idiot
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Been missing out on too many good concerts and festivals No more
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says more young people are engaged in politics than ever before
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Santa Clarita Diet is a good show and people should watch it
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There's honestly one person that I can say who never left my side
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HOWL Think the only thing dumber would be a gay person doing it
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Whoa you better say something before I purchase what's in my cart lol
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Weather is looking lovely this morning I sure hope it stays that way
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Man I've never stood up for myself so much in my life I'm learning
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Oh crap Freezing rain overnight be safe out there ladies and fellas
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OKAY NO LAGGING WHEN IKON SINGING WOW I LOVE MY CONNECTION
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taxi let's vote her in If you want it done Park bench mister somewhere
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if u wanna b my lover u gotta get w my cards
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Union rep says the country must come to a halt in January
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Fuck It Somebody meet me for a couple drinks on me this evening
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Throwback to when I thought America is a good place to live in
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i'm literally going insane i'm losing my mind someone heLP
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I always knew u wanted out I just didn't wanna believe it
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I think the only thing ever on my Snapchat story is my cat
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sending christmas cards to all my haters please leave your address below
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Out of all places to see the Google Maps car I saw it in Brush
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I seriously treat my baby niece like if she was my kid lol
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so who wanna date and go watch all the spooky movies coming out
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That's what happens when you write to be popular As in Taylor Swift
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I'm so excited to go to Reno for my mans birthday weekend
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I'm developing a Black Widow Thanos team to upset people
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I don't understand why people workout in the gym with hats on lol
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I haven't drank hard alcohol in a month I'm so proud of myself
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I appreciate everyone that's been smoking me up Y'all the truth
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if you not doing shit with yourself you gotta get from around me
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This planet is in a state of disrepute I rebuke all of you
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look within me and try to love me despite all the darkness you find
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Please pray for Agnes Baker she's sick and in the Bristow hospital
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Had to get away and remind myself Or else I would of lost Me
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im about to snap again and again im too broken to function
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Accidentally did a crunch yesterday My whole body is sore
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Connor Lamb hope he's the winner Great guy fired up ready to lead
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Nearly got expelled today CheeseCake Factory better watch their back
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any chance we will ever see a Fedex Stan Lee or rock band Rush
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quit referring to the President as Trump is is PRESIDENT TRUMP
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It's the weekend and I have a bucket of fuck it and thirst for beer
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today's matches were stellar winning and losing felt good and even
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Sorry to hear that your lad is poorly Hope you enjoy your dinner
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I could do without all this road work right outside my bedroom window
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guess who finally has humbug and atom heart mother on cd
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I don't understand the new Snapchat update IM ALL SORTS OF CONFUSED
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I already can't wait to just lay in my bed all day tomorrow
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Some people grin and bear it others smile and do it Anonymous
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I wanna go back to sleep but my son swear my room is his play ground
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Horrible to see that asking for forgiveness looks miles of it X
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The Six Chair Challenge is nowhere near as a good as the old boot camp
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Crouch bet defensive interception to knock it out for a goal kick
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The problem with sites like Yelp is that a lot of people are stupid
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I seriously been thinking about putting my son in daycare
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I've had to accept that I will not likely not pass all my classes
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Y'all can't never say me and my friends don't have a good time together
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this man is even more vile than that thing james the bully obrien
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I wanted to get a job but the cancer caused my shoulder to break
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I hope someday you find someone that'll love the animal you are
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maybe my problem is when im lost i look for you and not myself
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Everyone's birthday is passing and I'm just here patiently waiting
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He probably does but him sucking makes me like him even better
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Just waiting for the day I don't have to worry about anything
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Going to be part of a world record attempt tonight casual
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I'm very drunk right now It took me several tries to write this tweet
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Tomlinson I love you so fucking much you are a fucking angel
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You can also spoil me on here and i'll get most of what you donate
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Daydreaming is said to help people focus on what they want in life
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Seen the Arabs with the black panther bootlegs I wanted to flip shit
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Coworker making me some cheese cake edibles they about to hit
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So it's official they change their line up or it's just accidental
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i should really be asleep but the juices are flowing i can't stop
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I don't argue I just explain why I'm right in a loud angry tone
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being petty is a negative trait why do people still flaunt it
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Cheating Played Out If You Cant Be Committed You Gotta Child MindSet
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The guy sitting next to me smells like straight up weed sweet baby Jesus
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Going shopping I'd rather get frustrated in the frozen food aisle
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The only way I'm gonna gain weight is if I start cooking myself
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Literally we never do the things i like i hate this So Much
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