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goes to ikea
walks out with a pack of straws
and a succulent | twaiku |
the compliments I
got about my hair were so
cute I love my friends | twaiku |
if you looking for
somebody to kiss your ass
Don't fuck with me then | twaiku |
He was credible
until he put the lions
before the pistons | twaiku |
Does anyone else
ever just cry because you
love your mum so much | twaiku |
need to start texting
my la baby back could build
sum w that | twaiku |
It's gonna be hard
It's gonna be tough If you
fall down Just get up | twaiku |
Can somebody find
me that tweet when dude said smack
the minks off a bitch | twaiku |
Only real females
see your potential in you
when you don't see it | twaiku |
hello I don't have
much but I would love to help
Please it gets me more | twaiku |
Are you joking The
vast majority of Scots
do not speak gaelic | twaiku |
I hate everyone
today I hope everyone
dies or I die ugh | twaiku |
I slept near enough
the whole day yesterday how
am I still tired | twaiku |
Find that person who
makes you forget about all
the hurt you've been through | twaiku |
harry going to
the people's choice awards means
we getting fed y'all | twaiku |
Recovering from
whatever this plague is in
bed watching Dr Who | twaiku |
I still can't believe
I threw away my apple
ear buds in the trash | twaiku |
Come to realize
I was doing anything
just to feel your love | twaiku |
how do i become
more shook everytime i see
u this is not fAIR | twaiku |
It was Ketchup that
used a knife to break the pair
of water goggles | twaiku |
I always have that
one drink that takes it to the
next level damn it | twaiku |
No matter how hard
it is I will always smile
like an idiot | twaiku |
Been missing out on
too many good concerts and
festivals No more | twaiku |
says more young people
are engaged in politics
than ever before | twaiku |
Santa Clarita
Diet is a good show and
people should watch it | twaiku |
There's honestly one
person that I can say who
never left my side | twaiku |
HOWL Think the only
thing dumber would be a gay
person doing it | twaiku |
Whoa you better say
something before I purchase
what's in my cart lol | twaiku |
Weather is looking
lovely this morning I sure
hope it stays that way | twaiku |
Man I've never stood
up for myself so much in
my life I'm learning | twaiku |
Oh crap Freezing rain
overnight be safe out there
ladies and fellas | twaiku |
OKAY NO LAGGING
WHEN IKON SINGING WOW I
LOVE MY CONNECTION | twaiku |
taxi let's vote her
in If you want it done Park
bench mister somewhere | twaiku |
if u wanna b
my lover u gotta get
w my cards | twaiku |
Union rep says the
country must come to a halt
in January | twaiku |
Fuck It Somebody
meet me for a couple drinks
on me this evening | twaiku |
Throwback to when I
thought America is a
good place to live in | twaiku |
i'm literally
going insane i'm losing
my mind someone heLP | twaiku |
I always knew u
wanted out I just didn't
wanna believe it | twaiku |
I think the only
thing ever on my Snapchat
story is my cat | twaiku |
sending christmas cards
to all my haters please leave
your address below | twaiku |
Out of all places
to see the Google Maps car
I saw it in Brush | twaiku |
I seriously
treat my baby niece like if
she was my kid lol | twaiku |
so who wanna date
and go watch all the spooky
movies coming out | twaiku |
That's what happens when
you write to be popular
As in Taylor Swift | twaiku |
I'm so excited
to go to Reno for my
mans birthday weekend | twaiku |
I'm developing
a Black Widow Thanos team
to upset people | twaiku |
I don't understand
why people workout in the
gym with hats on lol | twaiku |
I haven't drank hard
alcohol in a month I'm
so proud of myself | twaiku |
I appreciate
everyone that's been smoking
me up Y'all the truth | twaiku |
if you not doing
shit with yourself you gotta
get from around me | twaiku |
This planet is in
a state of disrepute I
rebuke all of you | twaiku |
look within me and
try to love me despite all
the darkness you find | twaiku |
Please pray for Agnes
Baker she's sick and in the
Bristow hospital | twaiku |
Had to get away
and remind myself Or else
I would of lost Me | twaiku |
im about to snap
again and again im too
broken to function | twaiku |
Accidentally
did a crunch yesterday My
whole body is sore | twaiku |
Connor Lamb hope he's
the winner Great guy fired
up ready to lead | twaiku |
Nearly got expelled
today CheeseCake Factory
better watch their back | twaiku |
any chance we will
ever see a Fedex Stan
Lee or rock band Rush | twaiku |
quit referring to
the President as Trump is
is PRESIDENT TRUMP | twaiku |
It's the weekend and
I have a bucket of fuck
it and thirst for beer | twaiku |
today's matches were
stellar winning and losing
felt good and even | twaiku |
Sorry to hear that
your lad is poorly Hope you
enjoy your dinner | twaiku |
I could do without
all this road work right outside
my bedroom window | twaiku |
guess who finally
has humbug and atom heart
mother on cd | twaiku |
I don't understand
the new Snapchat update IM
ALL SORTS OF CONFUSED | twaiku |
I already can't
wait to just lay in my bed
all day tomorrow | twaiku |
Some people grin and
bear it others smile and do
it Anonymous | twaiku |
I wanna go back
to sleep but my son swear my
room is his play ground | twaiku |
Horrible to see
that asking for forgiveness
looks miles of it X | twaiku |
The Six Chair Challenge
is nowhere near as a good
as the old boot camp | twaiku |
Crouch bet defensive
interception to knock it
out for a goal kick | twaiku |
The problem with sites
like Yelp is that a lot of
people are stupid | twaiku |
I seriously
been thinking about putting
my son in daycare | twaiku |
I've had to accept
that I will not likely not
pass all my classes | twaiku |
Y'all can't never say
me and my friends don't have a
good time together | twaiku |
this man is even
more vile than that thing james the
bully obrien | twaiku |
I wanted to get
a job but the cancer caused
my shoulder to break | twaiku |
I hope someday you
find someone that'll love the
animal you are | twaiku |
maybe my problem
is when im lost i look for
you and not myself | twaiku |
Everyone's birthday
is passing and I'm just here
patiently waiting | twaiku |
He probably does
but him sucking makes me like
him even better | twaiku |
Just waiting for the
day I don't have to worry
about anything | twaiku |
Going to be part
of a world record attempt
tonight casual | twaiku |
I'm very drunk right
now It took me several
tries to write this tweet | twaiku |
Tomlinson I love
you so fucking much you are
a fucking angel | twaiku |
You can also spoil
me on here and i'll get most
of what you donate | twaiku |
Daydreaming is said
to help people focus on
what they want in life | twaiku |
Seen the Arabs with
the black panther bootlegs I
wanted to flip shit | twaiku |
Coworker making
me some cheese cake edibles
they about to hit | twaiku |
So it's official
they change their line up or it's
just accidental | twaiku |
i should really be
asleep but the juices are
flowing i can't stop | twaiku |
I don't argue I
just explain why I'm right in
a loud angry tone | twaiku |
being petty is
a negative trait why do
people still flaunt it | twaiku |
Cheating Played Out If
You Cant Be Committed You
Gotta Child MindSet | twaiku |
The guy sitting next
to me smells like straight up weed
sweet baby Jesus | twaiku |
Going shopping I'd
rather get frustrated in
the frozen food aisle | twaiku |
The only way I'm
gonna gain weight is if I
start cooking myself | twaiku |
Literally we
never do the things i like
i hate this So Much | twaiku |
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