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Turn your eyes upon Jesus and the things of earth will grow strangely dim
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Whole gang was started because Young Dolf couldn't cut it in art school Sad
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Also if you think you have strep throat why are you coming to the bank
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This is probably going to be a good day for W Bear
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HEY I DUNNO I WANTED TO HELP JUST SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO DO
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After it is all said and done there's a lot more said than done Joe Moore
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Certain Green Engine Of A Viscous Fluid And A No Flow Theorem
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i'm too lazy to actually do it this is downfall of man
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my body hurts but that was the best night of my life I LOVE YOU LUKE
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Kylie do you have skype or an iPhone Me I have anxiety
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prime he charges at the massive robot punching him right in the chest
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A lot of bitches came up on this side now they on the Otha side
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There IS a standard when it applies to NE we see it all the time
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Sleepy Voices Are Be Sounding Like A Sexy Ass Lazy Whisper
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if you're seeing this you ugly bro and i miss your moms tortillas
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This is Disgusting do anybody see it's something wrong with this
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telling y'all someone might wanna cuff me before the summer begins
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Super excited my friend is getting married next month in Vegas
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Ya having fun there Cog He tries to gently wipe catnip off its face
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presents are all wrapped under the tree now time to chill before christmas
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Being home is cool and all but I'm ready to go back to school lol
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Recant voting leave or the NI peace process gets it Contemptible
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the older i get the less instruments i send through the melody
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Ah i honestly was looking for her when i saw her fiance
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Toews would have won a cup on most teams he was that type of player
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why am i getting the jitters it's not like it's the first day of school
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You gone get money with me and be on my team or stay out my way
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Happy Halloween to ya and to all people involved with wrestling
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i decided on this but im having second thoughts which is better
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The prettiest boy in the world has me reading Shakespeare what the fuck
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Since I cannot find my satin cap I will not be sleeping tonight
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Mascot accident inbound Joyce Drive approaching General Holmes Drive
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Sometimes I think you like sending mixed signals just for the fuck of it
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I hope the fucking Indian guy cries knowing he's been blocked for good
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Please keep repeating that There was no collusion but Conspiracy
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Yo FYI this is a fake story Never forget to click through
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I don't really get how the gathering hub works in Monster Hunter
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But Russia does not have bullet train but China build it on their own
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Can't even do it bro Don't cry just let it be and keep succeeding
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By golly Jim I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day
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the effort will be there if he she wants to give it stop settling
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welcome if you want i can invite you to my free company too
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The most popular mascot in sport Gritty is an anti hero
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Trying to figure out why my degree hasn't reached my moms house yet
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people really b playing with me like I'm not a whole witch out here
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Why do you people still obsess about her She's not running again
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Am sorry but my babes is home soon So buzzing to snug X A H
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i wanna be put deep into little space right about now please thanks
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I can never have enough candles fuzzy socks I love buying them
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Doesn't look good for Phil this Cross is playing much better atm
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She said invade my cave with your special unit This song is crazy
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April my last month here in Denton after that y'all ain't seeing me
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when ur offline for an hour and everyone sees a ufo
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My beautiful smart capable and dynamic child looking perfect
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His ass keeps larger so they need bigger trucks to try and cover it
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his lil fingers are so cute i will drown in the river of own tears
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i hate being in love w someone who doesn't love me back
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If someone in this country refers to me as madam one more time
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i really just want to cuddle tonight and get my booty rubbed on
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Ringo for his work against drug addiction hold my beer says sir Paul
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You said you'd never do me like that but what was the first thing you did
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My circle so small it just a period ain't even a circle
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i stay pulling down my notifications tab like i got any
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I'm ready cut my phone off for like a year i fucking hate people
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Anybody know what channel the Nicholls game comes on tomorrow
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I'd be ashamed if those two were my children What happened to respect
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I'll wager my new racing pod against say the boy and his mother
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Well stated Thank you for putting into words what we all are thinking
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In the club goin' up on a Tuesday If I die I'm a legend
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Country music is just soulful music very sweet to listen to
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someone said time went back an hour I know they in jail mad as fuck
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Crown When Gillian and I travel we just want to chat and eat snacks
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Jeanette likes to bug me all morning just so I can bug her all night
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collier So sorry What a terrible loss Way too young to leave you
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The snow is alright The win on the other hand is an annoyance
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Y'all b so bothered by somebody you dislike so much I'm confused
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new narcos came up but what's the point if there is no agent pena
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Scott Pilgrim vs The World is my favorite Thanksgiving movie
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Hair Body Face is already underrated that song is SO GOOD
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The hardest thing to do is to wear a smile on your face everyday
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You can't keep dancing with the devil and then ask why you're still in hell
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i found an empty juul pod in the parking lot at school today
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someday u will look back and know exactly why it had to happen
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So weekend games have ended How did your Ticket s go my people
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if we never speak again I'm just glad I g t t tell the truth
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Men aren't as dumb as we think they are they are catching on to things
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I swear Ramesh knows me better sometimes more than I know myself lol
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I'm trying super hard not to cry at work and it's not going well
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This pain is making me crazy and holding me back from doing things
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last time you'll ever feel the pre warped announcement anticipation
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November will be here before we all know it Don't stay home VOTE BLUE
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Vance Joy can either make me completely happy or completely sad
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Y'all be ready to be draped all in someone's last name For no reason
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Have you ever saw something that you know you can't have but want so much
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holy shit when did newspaper comics become readable again
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people who text you after seeing you are the best kind of people
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If the girl sitting behind keeps kicking my chair I'm gonna punch her
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Applicants for the site I'll be getting back to you today Sorry
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Smiling because I know the ones who hate to see me smile love you tho
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Working with my ex company this is gonna get interesting
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