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Vodka OJ and
a fruit tray B r e a
k f a s t | twaiku |
Florida is so
disgusting id rather drink
water from flint mi | twaiku |
Can't trust anyone
these days not even my own
family members | twaiku |
Thank for letting me
stay for a week While my house
is under reno | twaiku |
Nothing like a bit
of red hot chili peppers
on a Sunday night | twaiku |
alright who's dick do
i gotta suck round here to
get into law school | twaiku |
i think my stomach
hurts due to stress it happens
more often lately | twaiku |
Happy Saturday
everyone Be safe and have
a wonderful night | twaiku |
My sister is the
only person who can put
up with crazy ass | twaiku |
I was only just
thinking the same thing Alas
I am in Douglas | twaiku |
Thankful for each day
being a clean slate to start
new and do better | twaiku |
Last spotted Nutting
on the chest of a hooker
in downtown Boston | twaiku |
Just wondering why
this guy taking so long to
poke his snotty nose | twaiku |
I wanna make her
happy again and for us
to go out this week | twaiku |
Me Math never cheat
on me Also me always
cheat on math exams | twaiku |
We're family if
you hurt one of us that means
you hurt all of us | twaiku |
I appreciate
the follow Wendy have a
wonderful Monday | twaiku |
Much needed gym time
tonight reminded me that
I need more gym time | twaiku |
Learnt one thing about
twitter if you second guess
your tweet don't tweet it | twaiku |
The lady at El
Tap knows mine Nicks order I'm
not mad about it | twaiku |
I guess everything
is a game u can turn on
n off now a days | twaiku |
Bitches be having
attitudes for no reason
like cheer up lil grinch | twaiku |
I really came home
from work and ate cold chicken
What have I become | twaiku |
Joe Buck calling a
baseball game Makes me want the
World Series right now | twaiku |
The people who guide
the poor people over the
border for money | twaiku |
yo actions showed me
exactly how you feel it's
completely coo though | twaiku |
Sometimes I really
feel like there aren't enough
hours in a day | twaiku |
when a mcdonald's
pyramid is a lie cause
gay people can't drive | twaiku |
A damp afternoon
among an enlightened storm
myself student talk | twaiku |
That'll do nicely
Enjoy your quality time
together Dawn x | twaiku |
Greatest feeling in
the world is knowing where you
stand in someone's life | twaiku |
Why do people go
to drive thru to order the
whole fucking menu | twaiku |
Angel of mercy
how did find me How did you
pick me up again | twaiku |
Someone go down there
and tell James he doesn't have
to shoot it from there | twaiku |
I need to focus
on self care for a moment
I'm so exhausted | twaiku |
My boyfriend almost
opened my Twitter tab Might
just have to tell him | twaiku |
this is the cutest
thing this is what i like to
see on my timeline | twaiku |
Facebook be having
me ready to shoot some shit
up they so stupid | twaiku |
Then you're completely
free Prima Enjoy the spring
and what it may bring | twaiku |
Do you ever just
wanna meet the opposite
sex version of you | twaiku |
Religion helps Gives
you a perspective and a
way to live through it | twaiku |
Never thought I was
better than anyone else
We all bleed the same | twaiku |
I keep turning down
sugar daddies like I ain't
been looking for one | twaiku |
Yea shorty don't care
she fake too fucking wit that
fake crew that hate you | twaiku |
Legit just fake tanned
my knees so I can wear my
ripped jeans tomorrow | twaiku |
It's because you were
my lifting partner freshman
year You got me right | twaiku |
My students trying
to conjugate every
word in the sentence | twaiku |
lord nobody is
even doing much but i'm
so irritated | twaiku |
Muffin Intruded
My Shower But That Water
Gave Me Energy | twaiku |
I don't like being
an adult Having to get
Roth IRA's and things | twaiku |
said if you gotta
sweet tooth this ah Kit Kat damn
break me off a piece | twaiku |
My dumbass let my
feelings and emotions get
the better of me | twaiku |
this apple cider
vinegar is really the
goat I'm so awake | twaiku |
Even if I was
off this weekend I wasn't
going to Nola | twaiku |
That orange dragon
is so pissed at ditty for
flying without wings | twaiku |
Size and potential
but you are right I think its
highly unlikely | twaiku |
People want butts and
boobs and im here wishing i
was flat front and back | twaiku |
Friday Nights must be
the most boring time ever
on these twitter streets | twaiku |
Definitely hate
I had to get up out my
comfortable spot | twaiku |
Need lip fillers nose
job n a boob job and ill
be one happy girl | twaiku |
Everyone's gonna
get to meet him this year I
guess I WISH I COULD | twaiku |
this is a DIRECT
THREAT and the woman's name is
listed in the tweet | twaiku |
I'M DISAPPOINTED
AND ANGRY WITH YOU I NEED
MY EX ACCOUNT BACK | twaiku |
Did I mention that
my girlfriend is funny as
fuck Because she is | twaiku |
Brave voices Thank you
to these journalists We will
hold the line with you | twaiku |
Do not force others
to love you just love others
and you will be loved | twaiku |
My therapist has
been subtly warning me
about this I think | twaiku |
BT sport are real
ones for showing the finals
for free on YouTube | twaiku |
Lana Del Rey needs
to release some new music
before the summer | twaiku |
It would seem Labour
want to have their cake and eat
it To coin a phrase | twaiku |
Now playing Roll Me
Away by Bob Seger The
Silver Bullet Band | twaiku |
Should've known Since the
very beginning you were
a fucking liar | twaiku |
Feeling Angry Close
with immediate effect
and jail those workers | twaiku |
If the Democrats
ever knew how over we
truly were of them | twaiku |
There will never be
anything cooler than space
and rocket launches | twaiku |
It's almost like it
was never really about
her emails at all | twaiku |
I never knew this
feeling nobody this close
to me ever died | twaiku |
Happy nurses week
to all my fellow nurses
and nursing students | twaiku |
Everybody Is
A Star single Master Sly
The Family Stone | twaiku |
Louis deserved the
so you can cut me up and
kiss me harder line | twaiku |
Peaceful moths wallow
The pear waits by the garden
A blustery day | twaiku |
Sorry guys I'm off
the market That's right I've gone
full communism | twaiku |
My Cramer panic
indicator looks pretty
solid once again | twaiku |
Perfect for my out
laws I mean in laws oh the
holiday cheer lol | twaiku |
I haven't even
installed it yet x but i
will remember this | twaiku |
Focused on my team
and nobody else Won't waste
my time anymore | twaiku |
Im truly blessed to
have so many people that
i love in my life | twaiku |
I'm Finished because
your way of life is waiting
there So keep Walking | twaiku |
happy birthday have
a amazing day and get
everything you want | twaiku |
Global gold prices
range bound as dollar holds firm
on US tax bill hopes | twaiku |
I only want what
I have and can get and don't
want what I can't get | twaiku |
Maybe he got a
better place from heaven so
sorry for your lost | twaiku |
Raven Tracy used
to be so bad but you can
tell she's a bird now | twaiku |
Need to focus on
this as it is supposed to
be Veterans Day | twaiku |
I like everything
my way or the highway and
I blame my parents | twaiku |
Scanning the queue to
the gate for potential threats
kids So far so good | twaiku |
Happy Mother's Day
weekend to me n all the
other great mommies | twaiku |
Slightly aggy as
some old fucker is sat in
my seat on the bus | twaiku |
well said Sadly all
clubs have a minority
of idiot fans | twaiku |
please fucking end me
i can't take any more of
this horrendous year | twaiku |
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