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Vodka OJ and a fruit tray B r e a k f a s t
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Florida is so disgusting id rather drink water from flint mi
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Can't trust anyone these days not even my own family members
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Thank for letting me stay for a week While my house is under reno
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Nothing like a bit of red hot chili peppers on a Sunday night
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alright who's dick do i gotta suck round here to get into law school
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i think my stomach hurts due to stress it happens more often lately
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Happy Saturday everyone Be safe and have a wonderful night
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My sister is the only person who can put up with crazy ass
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I was only just thinking the same thing Alas I am in Douglas
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Thankful for each day being a clean slate to start new and do better
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Last spotted Nutting on the chest of a hooker in downtown Boston
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Just wondering why this guy taking so long to poke his snotty nose
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I wanna make her happy again and for us to go out this week
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Me Math never cheat on me Also me always cheat on math exams
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We're family if you hurt one of us that means you hurt all of us
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I appreciate the follow Wendy have a wonderful Monday
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Much needed gym time tonight reminded me that I need more gym time
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Learnt one thing about twitter if you second guess your tweet don't tweet it
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The lady at El Tap knows mine Nicks order I'm not mad about it
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I guess everything is a game u can turn on n off now a days
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Bitches be having attitudes for no reason like cheer up lil grinch
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I really came home from work and ate cold chicken What have I become
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Joe Buck calling a baseball game Makes me want the World Series right now
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The people who guide the poor people over the border for money
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yo actions showed me exactly how you feel it's completely coo though
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Sometimes I really feel like there aren't enough hours in a day
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when a mcdonald's pyramid is a lie cause gay people can't drive
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A damp afternoon among an enlightened storm myself student talk
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That'll do nicely Enjoy your quality time together Dawn x
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Greatest feeling in the world is knowing where you stand in someone's life
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Why do people go to drive thru to order the whole fucking menu
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Angel of mercy how did find me How did you pick me up again
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Someone go down there and tell James he doesn't have to shoot it from there
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I need to focus on self care for a moment I'm so exhausted
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My boyfriend almost opened my Twitter tab Might just have to tell him
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this is the cutest thing this is what i like to see on my timeline
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Facebook be having me ready to shoot some shit up they so stupid
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Then you're completely free Prima Enjoy the spring and what it may bring
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Do you ever just wanna meet the opposite sex version of you
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Religion helps Gives you a perspective and a way to live through it
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Never thought I was better than anyone else We all bleed the same
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I keep turning down sugar daddies like I ain't been looking for one
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Yea shorty don't care she fake too fucking wit that fake crew that hate you
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Legit just fake tanned my knees so I can wear my ripped jeans tomorrow
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It's because you were my lifting partner freshman year You got me right
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My students trying to conjugate every word in the sentence
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lord nobody is even doing much but i'm so irritated
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Muffin Intruded My Shower But That Water Gave Me Energy
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I don't like being an adult Having to get Roth IRA's and things
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said if you gotta sweet tooth this ah Kit Kat damn break me off a piece
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My dumbass let my feelings and emotions get the better of me
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this apple cider vinegar is really the goat I'm so awake
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Even if I was off this weekend I wasn't going to Nola
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That orange dragon is so pissed at ditty for flying without wings
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Size and potential but you are right I think its highly unlikely
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People want butts and boobs and im here wishing i was flat front and back
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Friday Nights must be the most boring time ever on these twitter streets
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Definitely hate I had to get up out my comfortable spot
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Need lip fillers nose job n a boob job and ill be one happy girl
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Everyone's gonna get to meet him this year I guess I WISH I COULD
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this is a DIRECT THREAT and the woman's name is listed in the tweet
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I'M DISAPPOINTED AND ANGRY WITH YOU I NEED MY EX ACCOUNT BACK
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Did I mention that my girlfriend is funny as fuck Because she is
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Brave voices Thank you to these journalists We will hold the line with you
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Do not force others to love you just love others and you will be loved
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My therapist has been subtly warning me about this I think
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BT sport are real ones for showing the finals for free on YouTube
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Lana Del Rey needs to release some new music before the summer
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It would seem Labour want to have their cake and eat it To coin a phrase
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Now playing Roll Me Away by Bob Seger The Silver Bullet Band
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Should've known Since the very beginning you were a fucking liar
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Feeling Angry Close with immediate effect and jail those workers
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If the Democrats ever knew how over we truly were of them
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There will never be anything cooler than space and rocket launches
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It's almost like it was never really about her emails at all
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I never knew this feeling nobody this close to me ever died
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Happy nurses week to all my fellow nurses and nursing students
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Everybody Is A Star single Master Sly The Family Stone
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Louis deserved the so you can cut me up and kiss me harder line
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Peaceful moths wallow The pear waits by the garden A blustery day
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Sorry guys I'm off the market That's right I've gone full communism
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My Cramer panic indicator looks pretty solid once again
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Perfect for my out laws I mean in laws oh the holiday cheer lol
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I haven't even installed it yet x but i will remember this
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Focused on my team and nobody else Won't waste my time anymore
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Im truly blessed to have so many people that i love in my life
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I'm Finished because your way of life is waiting there So keep Walking
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happy birthday have a amazing day and get everything you want
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Global gold prices range bound as dollar holds firm on US tax bill hopes
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I only want what I have and can get and don't want what I can't get
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Maybe he got a better place from heaven so sorry for your lost
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Raven Tracy used to be so bad but you can tell she's a bird now
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Need to focus on this as it is supposed to be Veterans Day
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I like everything my way or the highway and I blame my parents
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Scanning the queue to the gate for potential threats kids So far so good
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Happy Mother's Day weekend to me n all the other great mommies
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Slightly aggy as some old fucker is sat in my seat on the bus
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well said Sadly all clubs have a minority of idiot fans
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please fucking end me i can't take any more of this horrendous year
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