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Lowering a truck
is just the dumbest looking
shit I've ever seen | twaiku |
it's crazy when y'all
start losing the NBA
rigged just hold your L | twaiku |
ugh lesbianism
put that thing back where it comes
from or so help me | twaiku |
Curious who your
real friends are Get admitted
to the hospital | twaiku |
Good morning world Think
positive act positive
and have a great day | twaiku |
Tricky tape out there
in large cap land Patience and
defense wins Sit tight | twaiku |
I have really got
to stop Like really fucking
get it together | twaiku |
Breaking news Man gives
up job in order to jail
kids in his backyard | twaiku |
Studio What a
great day of racing Thanks to
everyone involved | twaiku |
Sloppy game Way to
battle back but gotta clean
it up tomorrow | twaiku |
Hard to forget when
Facebook memories reminds
me every day | twaiku |
New episodes of
Jane the virgin I'm so glad
I took the day off | twaiku |
Winner's Love Me Love
Me has been stuck in my head
since yesterday lol | twaiku |
always remember
to try your best i'll support
you until the end | twaiku |
Every time I
come in Walmart I go straight
to the men's section | twaiku |
I like the weather
so much Wish it would be like
this for the whole year | twaiku |
My parents legit
waiting for me downstairs to
see where I leave to | twaiku |
All of my sterling
area friends Meet us at
the Whiskey Barrel | twaiku |
I think it's funny
when i hear people talking
shit about me like | twaiku |
every time i
learn about how youtube has
stars i want to cry | twaiku |
well Loe Pool isn't
far from me so I might check
it out tomorrow | twaiku |
Interesting piece
and not isolated to
pro Rugby players | twaiku |
Currently sitting
in this dealership seeing
how gassed I might be | twaiku |
Today is one of
those days faces kisses would
be like Tylenol | twaiku |
also i must add
that my music video
will be out today | twaiku |
When we drop our
music oh my god when we
drop our music | twaiku |
Been impossible
to sleep with this cold can it
go away now please | twaiku |
Really excited
for the tacos tonight more
than the alcohol | twaiku |
No one is going
to curb my speech ever I
will go to jail first | twaiku |
this lady told me
to go on break again so
she could fuck me wow | twaiku |
Playing Horizon
Zero Dawn from the very
start SUCH A GOOD GAME | twaiku |
I even wonder
can't I or need I prepare
my oxygen first | twaiku |
Ross from friends tonight
toro y moi tomorrow
I love u Brooklyn | twaiku |
the weather is like
perfect today not too cold
but not hot either | twaiku |
I'm so tired of
high school Can graduation
come any sooner | twaiku |
mother nature is
getting disrespectful with
this cold ass weather | twaiku |
Speaking to me on
campus when I got headphones
on a waste of time | twaiku |
I am falling in
love with you and I have no
intention to stop | twaiku |
some people want all
the glory but don't want to
put in the hard work | twaiku |
Ariana grande
makes me go from sad bitch to
bad bitch in no time | twaiku |
the commercial with
Drake getting curved for his dad
is hilarious | twaiku |
My American
Idol tryout song would be
Blueberry Yum Yum | twaiku |
You've given us a
new chapter in our lives
we'll never forget | twaiku |
Bro tonite is the
night I've been looking forward
to since I got here | twaiku |
Can any of y'all
genuinely say they have
a great employer | twaiku |
The reason I can't
fully commit to being
fully vegan yet | twaiku |
I really am blessed
and thankful for the people
in my life right now | twaiku |
Debating on if
I wanna go do something
tonight or stay home | twaiku |
My Drivers license
is in the other car and
i need it Ha a | twaiku |
can we fund our
donor advised fund with an
old engagement ring | twaiku |
i cannot wait to
give back to all the people
that believed in me | twaiku |
can we sit around
a table and talk please i
just wanna discuss | twaiku |
Oh I'm going to
Madrid tomorrow Send me
recommendations | twaiku |
Not following back
is a prove that you are a
celeb right Okay | twaiku |
The girls screaming and
encouraging him made me
smile I purple y'all | twaiku |
Hate being sick bro
this is probably the worst
feeling in the world | twaiku |
I really want to
hike tomorrow anyone
down to go with me | twaiku |
staying single been
the wave for me since my aunts
told me told to lol | twaiku |
Last weekend playing
champs its soo dead and get fuck
all in rewards too | twaiku |
People don't change they
just get better at hiding
who they really are | twaiku |
Can't get lazy with
the lead Spurs will kill you if
you're undisciplined | twaiku |
I wonder if my
Saints would see Rudolph as a
replacement for Brees | twaiku |
It's Either Listen
Too A Manager Or A
CO The Choice Is Yours | twaiku |
Humbly request that
we stop using wine stains as
design elements | twaiku |
You Paul and Joey
were gold on College Football
Live today Laura | twaiku |
Honestly last night
was fucking ace man I love
my fucking weird pals | twaiku |
Work is so boring
Send me pictures of dogs to
help me pass the time | twaiku |
absolutely not
id rather watch another
season of luke cage | twaiku |
Anyone else's
phone start tripping when it wants
you to update it | twaiku |
I'm only being
productive cause I wanna
get drunk this weekend | twaiku |
How many of you
remember which parties you
went to in high school | twaiku |
Almost forgot to
get off the train at my stop
because exhausted | twaiku |
Apparently my
best life live already I
just wasn't aware | twaiku |
Emergencies seem
to always happen at the
tail end of the shift | twaiku |
I appreciate
the gifts but I need to pay
my credit card off | twaiku |
I always wake up
hard which makes me want to jack
it off all the time | twaiku |
Maturity is
being classy when all you
want to do is scream | twaiku |
Guess I'm either home
schooling my kids or sending
them to private school | twaiku |
y'all don't understand
how much i don't even like
my kitten no more | twaiku |
There is nothing good
in me except Jesus Christ
I'm ok with that | twaiku |
all the pretty girls
i meet from twitter always
live so far from me | twaiku |
It's about that time
where I get my nails done hair
done everything did | twaiku |
In the history
of rules no rule has ever
sped anything up | twaiku |
Apparently when
i'm drunk i have a ego
problem but fuck it | twaiku |
The weather is so
bad and I need to go to
the grocery store | twaiku |
Would you rather go
to a haunted house or a
haunted corn field maze | twaiku |
Getting to go to
another concert for free
next month thankfully | twaiku |
I suffered all the
Cutler years for times like this
Let's keep this going | twaiku |
miley is coming
with a bomb ass ballad and
I'm so here for it | twaiku |
When is it enough
And what and who has any
power to stop this | twaiku |
Have her recalled and
elect Sarah Palin a
real Republican | twaiku |
I have a secret
addiction that I'm ready
to come clean about | twaiku |
I can't stand being
questioned my mom ain't question
too much like relax | twaiku |
I am honestly
so confused what became of
this conversation | twaiku |
Don't experiment
on thanksgiving this a rule
in black families | twaiku |
When you're hungry but
you don't know what you want nor
do you want to move | twaiku |
I am getting bored
of watching him now to be
honest I need change | twaiku |
I get mad over
things for like a day and a
half then I don't care | twaiku |
G didn't even
act like he believed that last
one was going in | twaiku |
And to think people
dismiss reasons for leaving
as superficial | twaiku |
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