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Lowering a truck is just the dumbest looking shit I've ever seen
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it's crazy when y'all start losing the NBA rigged just hold your L
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ugh lesbianism put that thing back where it comes from or so help me
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Curious who your real friends are Get admitted to the hospital
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Good morning world Think positive act positive and have a great day
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Tricky tape out there in large cap land Patience and defense wins Sit tight
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I have really got to stop Like really fucking get it together
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Breaking news Man gives up job in order to jail kids in his backyard
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Studio What a great day of racing Thanks to everyone involved
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Sloppy game Way to battle back but gotta clean it up tomorrow
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Hard to forget when Facebook memories reminds me every day
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New episodes of Jane the virgin I'm so glad I took the day off
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Winner's Love Me Love Me has been stuck in my head since yesterday lol
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always remember to try your best i'll support you until the end
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Every time I come in Walmart I go straight to the men's section
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I like the weather so much Wish it would be like this for the whole year
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My parents legit waiting for me downstairs to see where I leave to
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All of my sterling area friends Meet us at the Whiskey Barrel
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I think it's funny when i hear people talking shit about me like
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every time i learn about how youtube has stars i want to cry
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well Loe Pool isn't far from me so I might check it out tomorrow
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Interesting piece and not isolated to pro Rugby players
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Currently sitting in this dealership seeing how gassed I might be
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Today is one of those days faces kisses would be like Tylenol
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also i must add that my music video will be out today
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When we drop our music oh my god when we drop our music
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Been impossible to sleep with this cold can it go away now please
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Really excited for the tacos tonight more than the alcohol
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No one is going to curb my speech ever I will go to jail first
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this lady told me to go on break again so she could fuck me wow
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Playing Horizon Zero Dawn from the very start SUCH A GOOD GAME
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I even wonder can't I or need I prepare my oxygen first
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Ross from friends tonight toro y moi tomorrow I love u Brooklyn
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the weather is like perfect today not too cold but not hot either
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I'm so tired of high school Can graduation come any sooner
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mother nature is getting disrespectful with this cold ass weather
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Speaking to me on campus when I got headphones on a waste of time
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I am falling in love with you and I have no intention to stop
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some people want all the glory but don't want to put in the hard work
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Ariana grande makes me go from sad bitch to bad bitch in no time
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the commercial with Drake getting curved for his dad is hilarious
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My American Idol tryout song would be Blueberry Yum Yum
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You've given us a new chapter in our lives we'll never forget
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Bro tonite is the night I've been looking forward to since I got here
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Can any of y'all genuinely say they have a great employer
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The reason I can't fully commit to being fully vegan yet
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I really am blessed and thankful for the people in my life right now
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Debating on if I wanna go do something tonight or stay home
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My Drivers license is in the other car and i need it Ha a
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can we fund our donor advised fund with an old engagement ring
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i cannot wait to give back to all the people that believed in me
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can we sit around a table and talk please i just wanna discuss
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Oh I'm going to Madrid tomorrow Send me recommendations
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Not following back is a prove that you are a celeb right Okay
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The girls screaming and encouraging him made me smile I purple y'all
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Hate being sick bro this is probably the worst feeling in the world
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I really want to hike tomorrow anyone down to go with me
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staying single been the wave for me since my aunts told me told to lol
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Last weekend playing champs its soo dead and get fuck all in rewards too
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People don't change they just get better at hiding who they really are
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Can't get lazy with the lead Spurs will kill you if you're undisciplined
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I wonder if my Saints would see Rudolph as a replacement for Brees
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It's Either Listen Too A Manager Or A CO The Choice Is Yours
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Humbly request that we stop using wine stains as design elements
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You Paul and Joey were gold on College Football Live today Laura
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Honestly last night was fucking ace man I love my fucking weird pals
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Work is so boring Send me pictures of dogs to help me pass the time
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absolutely not id rather watch another season of luke cage
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Anyone else's phone start tripping when it wants you to update it
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I'm only being productive cause I wanna get drunk this weekend
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How many of you remember which parties you went to in high school
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Almost forgot to get off the train at my stop because exhausted
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Apparently my best life live already I just wasn't aware
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Emergencies seem to always happen at the tail end of the shift
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I appreciate the gifts but I need to pay my credit card off
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I always wake up hard which makes me want to jack it off all the time
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Maturity is being classy when all you want to do is scream
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Guess I'm either home schooling my kids or sending them to private school
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y'all don't understand how much i don't even like my kitten no more
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There is nothing good in me except Jesus Christ I'm ok with that
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all the pretty girls i meet from twitter always live so far from me
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It's about that time where I get my nails done hair done everything did
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In the history of rules no rule has ever sped anything up
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Apparently when i'm drunk i have a ego problem but fuck it
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The weather is so bad and I need to go to the grocery store
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Would you rather go to a haunted house or a haunted corn field maze
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Getting to go to another concert for free next month thankfully
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I suffered all the Cutler years for times like this Let's keep this going
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miley is coming with a bomb ass ballad and I'm so here for it
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When is it enough And what and who has any power to stop this
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Have her recalled and elect Sarah Palin a real Republican
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I have a secret addiction that I'm ready to come clean about
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I can't stand being questioned my mom ain't question too much like relax
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I am honestly so confused what became of this conversation
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Don't experiment on thanksgiving this a rule in black families
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When you're hungry but you don't know what you want nor do you want to move
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I am getting bored of watching him now to be honest I need change
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I get mad over things for like a day and a half then I don't care
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G didn't even act like he believed that last one was going in
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And to think people dismiss reasons for leaving as superficial
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