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Okay I'm gonna
actually do replies
then watch something crash | twaiku |
maybe it's wrong to
say please love me too coz i
know u never do | twaiku |
Trying to catch up
with the midday news and I
am getting cricket | twaiku |
Damn trying to take
a raffle break and you keep
posting shit I want | twaiku |
i'm being such a
shit to dan tonight but i
really do love him | twaiku |
Let's teach this Nazi
a lesson shall we twitter
TIME TO SHUT THEM DOWN | twaiku |
Very much too much
finger pointing on Wizards
ing defense tonight | twaiku |
Made pizza from scratch
today Own dough recipe
Glad it turned out yum | twaiku |
Super Mario
Maker is pure evil All
of it Pure evil | twaiku |
BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
BEFORE YOU DATE THEM it'll
show you the real them | twaiku |
Excited much bout
this triple G tattoo for
baby tomorrow | twaiku |
Spiraling Fast and
hard Down into a hole I
know I'll get stuck in | twaiku |
I would very much
like to be excluded from
this simulation | twaiku |
Whoever ate the
last of the banana bread
your mom is a hoe | twaiku |
SUCCESS is not an
option for me but it is
a must Good Morning | twaiku |
Someone who has hung
a door frame Are you even
paying attention | twaiku |
A fabulous sight
and seen very frequently
in Belfast as well | twaiku |
Yea pretty much I'm
streaming over at Twitch now
Come join us sometime | twaiku |
Ashley will not and
does not want to sell the club
In my opinion | twaiku |
How much is going
into ur pocket liar
thief and other names | twaiku |
Drink all day party
all night I'm way to gone to
have you on my mind | twaiku |
I cried when Cesar
died on planet of the apes
I wasn't ready | twaiku |
Being a makeup
addict is dangerous want
to buy everything | twaiku |
I hate when people
blame alcohol when they hook
up with somebody | twaiku |
You taking pictures
with all that money with no
car asking for rides | twaiku |
Who would've thought a
presidential alert test
would become a meme | twaiku |
Will I become a
Sir for finishing my lab
report tomorrow | twaiku |
i have never been
filled with so much regret since
this year has started | twaiku |
I love Rihanna
but who is doing her hair
lately and her clothes | twaiku |
Was never suppose
to fall in love but with this
girl I really did | twaiku |
people at the top
root for you people at the
bottom hope you fail | twaiku |
I forgot to buy
myself a cupcake you dumb
mother fucker Dad | twaiku |
Looking forward to
it Come get in out of the
rain and see what's on | twaiku |
Can't believe that my
whole life could change with what is
to come this Friday | twaiku |
Peanut and Chadwick
got adopted today Thank
you for adopting | twaiku |
Setting an alarm
for the morning is the most
annoying feeling | twaiku |
Sometimes you just need
to disconnect and enjoy
your own company | twaiku |
Rise are red Servers
work for tips Rolls down window
Fuck ya chicken strips | twaiku |
I'm hurt I suppose
I'll simply die alone Don't
be a drama queen | twaiku |
Please don't spoil any
wrestling related news I
just got back from work | twaiku |
Weather like this brings
out things in communities
some would think are dead | twaiku |
Fuck it I'm streaming
when I get home if I don't
die from exhaustion | twaiku |
Can't believe I'm still
in my twenties feels like it's
been a whole decade | twaiku |
Every time I
think about certain shit I
feel disrespected | twaiku |
He wanted to be
a tissue paper let him
have fun in the flush | twaiku |
May of let myself
get a little distracted
but I'm back on track | twaiku |
I honestly think
slow internet is a breach
of my human rights | twaiku |
My asthma man It's
gonna end up the death of
me one of these days | twaiku |
I can't believe I
really wanted Crosby to
thrive for one more round | twaiku |
Whoever jus brake
checked me I hope u find out
u have aids today | twaiku |
Delicate snowflakes
No one whines cries complains more
then conservatives | twaiku |
I have so many
unused numbers in my phone
it's ridiculous | twaiku |
No the Jedi thread
of plot is great the space Chase
is ridiculous | twaiku |
Recorded some black
metal style vocals feature
will be coming soon | twaiku |
Who saw Keith Lemon
with his cheesy grin in the
background audience | twaiku |
i keep seeing love
simon ads and they always
remind me of lex | twaiku |
Funny purple dawn
Tragic candy pink sunset
Cat smiles at small owl | twaiku |
I'm literally
contemplating just staying
awake now fuck sleep | twaiku |
wait a second if
we are dividing him like
that i want the feet | twaiku |
My bank account is
lit and I can't touch it at
all tonight so yeah | twaiku |
I'm sorry but I
still can't let go of him I
don't want him to leave | twaiku |
You should be writing
like an instability
fleeing from a vogue | twaiku |
The bible says love
never dies So if it does
it was never there | twaiku |
You can't never tell
black people u don't feel good
They swear you pregnant | twaiku |
He be blowing me
random kisses and I be
like bring me them lips | twaiku |
I said I wouldn't
love these hoes I ate my words
like a pussy hole | twaiku |
ill deliver soon
enough but im going to
take my time with it | twaiku |
You party party
party to forget about
your sad sad sad life | twaiku |
I am beyond stressed
out My whole car ordeal is
driving me insane | twaiku |
Usher got a friend
that'll never leave him and
still talking that talk | twaiku |
also why have dreams
about cool stuff when you can
have dreams about this | twaiku |
Lol He's a Twitter
newbie who doesn't seem to
know what a troll is | twaiku |
i'd b lying if
i said i ever outgrew
my pierce the veil phase | twaiku |
Looking back at old
pictures makes me wish I took
pictures more often | twaiku |
i got comment blocked
already can i get a
notice here instead | twaiku |
I cannot wait to
watch Love Simon So happy
it's finally here | twaiku |
Well I'm coughing so
hard that I throw up How is
your Thursday going | twaiku |
Melissa sends me
so many memes that my news
feed is filled with them | twaiku |
I really don't have
the motivation to do
college anymore | twaiku |
Since Sanchez has come
out seas has actually
been going wayward | twaiku |
Watching this new House
of Cards season Good riddance
Frances Underwood | twaiku |
Happy national
sibling day in order from
oldest to youngest | twaiku |
Anyways life is
too beautiful to be stressed
by toxic people | twaiku |
false alarm amy
was kidding so y'all can go
back to shipping is | twaiku |
every god damn
time I send something in the
group no one replies | twaiku |
Time holds value and
I can't get that back so don't
bother wasting it | twaiku |
When he's not sexy
and he doesn't even have
sex appeal it's just | twaiku |
Octavia is
so fucking badass I love
my precious baby | twaiku |
I shudder to think
what's next to hit us it gets
worse by the day June | twaiku |
It's your Age colleague
and former colleague leading
the discussion too | twaiku |
There's always a place
where we belong with people
who will understand | twaiku |
convinced of Pierre's
noble qualities He was
always hearing such | twaiku |
You ever look at
a Bitch knew she was gone grow
up to be a hoe | twaiku |
This whole era is
just soft people complaining
over everything | twaiku |
Really debating
driving my mums car to go
get jade from her house | twaiku |
Anybody's kid
go to Mary Bramlette I
need to know something | twaiku |
everyone's watching
they each think are the river's
abnormalities | twaiku |
I want you lisa
the young boy look at you as
I lick your pussy | twaiku |
Who wanna chill and
get drunk in the mood it's just
that type of weather | twaiku |
i am not jobless
i just don't want to doing
anything today | twaiku |
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