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Sick gotta go home
alone wish someone would come
over play doctor | twaiku |
if I ever left
u in the cold it's cause it
was colder inside | twaiku |
Opinions are like
armpits everyone has them
but most of them stink | twaiku |
I would kick myself
in the face to be in New
York this time of year | twaiku |
This wins the award
for the biggest memory
card outside Japan | twaiku |
If anyone needs
me I'll be binge watching Kim
Possible all night | twaiku |
When they start asking
you to do things that's NOT in
your job requirements | twaiku |
Congratulations
to everyone involved Love
and warmth surround you | twaiku |
R u trying to
say his emotions were fake
He wasn't angry | twaiku |
Forgetting about
people has never been an
issue before so | twaiku |
i wish i wasn't
so scared to say what i want
to say to someone | twaiku |
It's hard trying to
play cool about something that
pisses you right off | twaiku |
This is the largest
Kroger of my life feel like
I'm in an ASDA | twaiku |
Sometimes It Is Good
To Move Outside Your Comfort
Zone It Helps You Grow | twaiku |
The other half will
be me calling from my flip
phone for directions | twaiku |
Some people know how
to ride bikes others how to
make a great image | twaiku |
I really gotta
work on that fat fingering
if when I mean of | twaiku |
How you gonna have
a dick between your legs but
act like a pussy | twaiku |
Yeah most people were
here yesterday and Friday
weirdest thing ever | twaiku |
Can always see my
grandma judging me out the
corner of my eye | twaiku |
My little sister
and brothers are really my
kids I'm a mother | twaiku |
Don't ask me questions
about my decisions just
show love and move on | twaiku |
I would volunteer
But I can't stand any more
charts to be turned off | twaiku |
Looks like a counter
attack kinda game Mo needs
to step the fuck up | twaiku |
Feeling a little
today but so excited
for what's been up with | twaiku |
What ever happened
to the Gotta movie will
it ever come out | twaiku |
it's driving me nuts
where is that language drop from
A marvel movie | twaiku |
At minimum I
need a man with a car a
job prefer no kids | twaiku |
i'm probably the
only person who likes the
new snapchat update | twaiku |
I would've been done
with this homework if the All
Star game wasn't on | twaiku |
Isaac really been
pissing me off maybe I
should just catch a case | twaiku |
Portugal the man
or whoever the fuck that
is bags to differ | twaiku |
I dunno I love
him but I'm down to get Jane
Foster Thor on screen | twaiku |
The only thing that
can stop Trump coverage is
a big fucking storm | twaiku |
Well Darla just knocked
my guitar over and snapped
my pick up toggle | twaiku |
Serious question
why doesn't Erskine have school
houses like Hogwarts | twaiku |
i seen y'all little
group texts where you all like to
brag about your hoes | twaiku |
Chic Fila slipping
I said no whip cream and they
still gave me whip cream | twaiku |
BAD LIAR IS SO
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I WANT
TO SOB MY EYES OUT | twaiku |
She would never cheat
you will never see her with
a different guy | twaiku |
Follow me if you
love your fans and if you want
to save the rap game | twaiku |
People really wake
up and think damn I want my
toes sucked on today | twaiku |
at work i'm either
getting compliments on my
hair or my damn smile | twaiku |
I've compromised with
the sun to start the morning
with your first heartbeat | twaiku |
okay i want to
change my layout again time
to go o the hunt | twaiku |
Credit where credit
is due quite clever Although
a tad juvenile | twaiku |
It's amazing to
see how things turns out to not
be as bad it's seems | twaiku |
i really want to
go on the pirates of the
caribbean ride | twaiku |
Okay i just miss
AAA RED CARPET how
can i sleep till noon | twaiku |
but you unhindered
by the light i like to lose
so i start the fight | twaiku |
Sarah is gonna
be so close to harry I'm
about to pass out | twaiku |
I think about the
universe and what else is
out there way to much | twaiku |
Thanks for supporting
me in Rocks Papers Scissors
Also Leo's rule | twaiku |
This is probably
one of the best All Star Games
I have ever seen | twaiku |
I bought some vegan
chicken tenders and they taste
just like processed meat | twaiku |
I really wanna
throw out all my clothes and get
a whole new wardrobe | twaiku |
Septic Eye What do
you prefer being funny
or being happy | twaiku |
doing those tiny
boxes for the questionnaire
is pissing me off | twaiku |
If you really love
it No one nothing can stop
you Literally | twaiku |
Ever since I changed
the way I view things life's been
a whole lot better | twaiku |
Need suggestions of
cool restaurants and Coffee
Shops in Seattle | twaiku |
did Ryan just make
a hole in his shirt at the
Neck by stretching it | twaiku |
According to what
I've heard the world is round But
is that really true | twaiku |
feels very much the
third wheel pulling back quickly
Don't forget your sweets | twaiku |
too cloudy to see
the super blue blood moon from
here lol w | twaiku |
The trailer alone
got me convinced I don't want
to see that movie | twaiku |
I can't stop laughing
at that video Dude still
don't like me neither | twaiku |
And then we'll become
the stars in the sky right Break
through the atmosphere | twaiku |
How am I suppose
to know when something is wrong
if you don't tell me | twaiku |
I had forgot how
good it felt to have short nails
They needed a break | twaiku |
how are you feeling
What date are you expecting
your little princess | twaiku |
Her JACKET B You
hear me Her JACKET Put your
diamond in the sky | twaiku |
Dropped some craft lyrics
on the boy I don't think he
appreciates it | twaiku |
I had Korean
BBQ today I am
stuffed beyond belief | twaiku |
No matter who you
are we all got options Choose
up and choose wisely | twaiku |
Sometimes when you're as
big as Nick Ward it's best to
just DUNK THE BALL Jeez | twaiku |
All my lil sister
do is watch YouTube make slime
dance on musically | twaiku |
whats more painful that
accidentally scratching
your itchy pimple | twaiku |
Somebody dead prank
called me too Talking bout some
I ordered Chinese | twaiku |
It ain't about how
you start the year it's about
how you finish it | twaiku |
I see the longer
this takes the more time we have
to procrastinate | twaiku |
the full Brady bill
and law would have result in
full Cruz's background | twaiku |
Teammates and I all
JUST GOT HIT OFFLINE AND HE
HAS US ALL ON HOLD | twaiku |
Yes I am crying
watching wall e before noon
on a Saturday | twaiku |
Funny how your best
pal can just disappear off
the face of the earth | twaiku |
ellen Might have to
just apply at Sheffield u
know to see the town | twaiku |
Just not doing it
anymore going to keep
focusing on me | twaiku |
Been skipping turn ups
to get in my bed an watch
basketball lately | twaiku |
is absolutely
killing it now Guys doing
major major bits | twaiku |
People scoring straight
As while I'm struggling to
pass all my subjects | twaiku |
It's breaking my heart
that Jennifer Lawrence won't
be at my wedding | twaiku |
I didn't even
know I was a part of this
escorting service | twaiku |
PRAYING THE VENDOR
DOESN'T COME ON TIME SO AT
LEAST I GET TO BREATHE | twaiku |
I am intrigued by
this football game What do you
call this maneuver | twaiku |
Joel the artist
who watches tv all day
has a french bulldog | twaiku |
tomorrow is the
birthday of the love of my
life aka amy | twaiku |
I really wanted
to do this for Halloween
w my friends | twaiku |
i almost forgot
how sore tattoos always are
after you get them | twaiku |
i tell myself i'm
the only one but c'mon
i should know better | twaiku |
I just wanna spread
my happiness everyone
needs to feel this lol | twaiku |
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