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Sick gotta go home alone wish someone would come over play doctor
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if I ever left u in the cold it's cause it was colder inside
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Opinions are like armpits everyone has them but most of them stink
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I would kick myself in the face to be in New York this time of year
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This wins the award for the biggest memory card outside Japan
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If anyone needs me I'll be binge watching Kim Possible all night
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When they start asking you to do things that's NOT in your job requirements
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Congratulations to everyone involved Love and warmth surround you
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R u trying to say his emotions were fake He wasn't angry
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Forgetting about people has never been an issue before so
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i wish i wasn't so scared to say what i want to say to someone
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It's hard trying to play cool about something that pisses you right off
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This is the largest Kroger of my life feel like I'm in an ASDA
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Sometimes It Is Good To Move Outside Your Comfort Zone It Helps You Grow
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The other half will be me calling from my flip phone for directions
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Some people know how to ride bikes others how to make a great image
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I really gotta work on that fat fingering if when I mean of
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How you gonna have a dick between your legs but act like a pussy
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Yeah most people were here yesterday and Friday weirdest thing ever
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Can always see my grandma judging me out the corner of my eye
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My little sister and brothers are really my kids I'm a mother
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Don't ask me questions about my decisions just show love and move on
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I would volunteer But I can't stand any more charts to be turned off
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Looks like a counter attack kinda game Mo needs to step the fuck up
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Feeling a little today but so excited for what's been up with
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What ever happened to the Gotta movie will it ever come out
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it's driving me nuts where is that language drop from A marvel movie
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At minimum I need a man with a car a job prefer no kids
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i'm probably the only person who likes the new snapchat update
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I would've been done with this homework if the All Star game wasn't on
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Isaac really been pissing me off maybe I should just catch a case
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Portugal the man or whoever the fuck that is bags to differ
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I dunno I love him but I'm down to get Jane Foster Thor on screen
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The only thing that can stop Trump coverage is a big fucking storm
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Well Darla just knocked my guitar over and snapped my pick up toggle
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Serious question why doesn't Erskine have school houses like Hogwarts
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i seen y'all little group texts where you all like to brag about your hoes
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Chic Fila slipping I said no whip cream and they still gave me whip cream
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BAD LIAR IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO SOB MY EYES OUT
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She would never cheat you will never see her with a different guy
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Follow me if you love your fans and if you want to save the rap game
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People really wake up and think damn I want my toes sucked on today
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at work i'm either getting compliments on my hair or my damn smile
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I've compromised with the sun to start the morning with your first heartbeat
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okay i want to change my layout again time to go o the hunt
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Credit where credit is due quite clever Although a tad juvenile
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It's amazing to see how things turns out to not be as bad it's seems
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i really want to go on the pirates of the caribbean ride
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Okay i just miss AAA RED CARPET how can i sleep till noon
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but you unhindered by the light i like to lose so i start the fight
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Sarah is gonna be so close to harry I'm about to pass out
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I think about the universe and what else is out there way to much
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Thanks for supporting me in Rocks Papers Scissors Also Leo's rule
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This is probably one of the best All Star Games I have ever seen
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I bought some vegan chicken tenders and they taste just like processed meat
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I really wanna throw out all my clothes and get a whole new wardrobe
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Septic Eye What do you prefer being funny or being happy
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doing those tiny boxes for the questionnaire is pissing me off
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If you really love it No one nothing can stop you Literally
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Ever since I changed the way I view things life's been a whole lot better
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Need suggestions of cool restaurants and Coffee Shops in Seattle
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did Ryan just make a hole in his shirt at the Neck by stretching it
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According to what I've heard the world is round But is that really true
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feels very much the third wheel pulling back quickly Don't forget your sweets
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too cloudy to see the super blue blood moon from here lol w
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The trailer alone got me convinced I don't want to see that movie
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I can't stop laughing at that video Dude still don't like me neither
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And then we'll become the stars in the sky right Break through the atmosphere
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How am I suppose to know when something is wrong if you don't tell me
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I had forgot how good it felt to have short nails They needed a break
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how are you feeling What date are you expecting your little princess
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Her JACKET B You hear me Her JACKET Put your diamond in the sky
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Dropped some craft lyrics on the boy I don't think he appreciates it
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I had Korean BBQ today I am stuffed beyond belief
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No matter who you are we all got options Choose up and choose wisely
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Sometimes when you're as big as Nick Ward it's best to just DUNK THE BALL Jeez
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All my lil sister do is watch YouTube make slime dance on musically
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whats more painful that accidentally scratching your itchy pimple
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Somebody dead prank called me too Talking bout some I ordered Chinese
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It ain't about how you start the year it's about how you finish it
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I see the longer this takes the more time we have to procrastinate
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the full Brady bill and law would have result in full Cruz's background
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Teammates and I all JUST GOT HIT OFFLINE AND HE HAS US ALL ON HOLD
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Yes I am crying watching wall e before noon on a Saturday
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Funny how your best pal can just disappear off the face of the earth
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ellen Might have to just apply at Sheffield u know to see the town
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Just not doing it anymore going to keep focusing on me
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Been skipping turn ups to get in my bed an watch basketball lately
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is absolutely killing it now Guys doing major major bits
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People scoring straight As while I'm struggling to pass all my subjects
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It's breaking my heart that Jennifer Lawrence won't be at my wedding
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I didn't even know I was a part of this escorting service
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PRAYING THE VENDOR DOESN'T COME ON TIME SO AT LEAST I GET TO BREATHE
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I am intrigued by this football game What do you call this maneuver
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Joel the artist who watches tv all day has a french bulldog
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tomorrow is the birthday of the love of my life aka amy
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I really wanted to do this for Halloween w my friends
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i almost forgot how sore tattoos always are after you get them
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i tell myself i'm the only one but c'mon i should know better
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I just wanna spread my happiness everyone needs to feel this lol
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