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if you happen to be at a party gotta say hey to a friend
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AMAZING I bought a ticket just in case I'm still home fingers crossed
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Not now not ever The locker room is and the winners tournament
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I feel like social media has humans all messed up in the head
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I got so many damn tattoo ideas and no tattoo money
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So very sorry A sad day Such a loss he will be dearly missed
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His journalism side is still there He wants to get back into it
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I just wanna know where the picture was taken because that backgrounds
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Sorry I sold out of all my copies but thanks for the interest
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The NFL is probably one of the worse run leagues in the world
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Okay I don't think anymore information can enter my brain
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Man I wanted to clean my car today but it's too hot for all that
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Or waking her up before you throw up so she can be there for you
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I'm moving to New Zealand or Japan f this I'm tired of y'all
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Dang I hate people only depend on Facebook to communicate
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Houston was great as always I got a lot of love for that city
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Also got to try alligator tonight Tastes great Super tender
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I can honestly say that I have never been this happy before
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first time sleeping through the night in weeks feeling like a newborn baby
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Cause I was gonna be your forever You were gonna be my wife
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Sure champ And people wonder why nobody takes Raz seriously
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Everybody should know by now that Chris Brown is the king of R B
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The Golden Knights would be at the bottom of the league without Fleury
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Goal this weekend Go to the shelter and TRY not to take a pet home
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Democracy is alive in the Republic of South Africa
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kinda depressed but it's okay i'm not gonna let it defeat me
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I hate myself why am I playing sad music to make me more sad
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super wish I was rich and could afford drag con it's so far away
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If Roger wasn't the men's tennis GOAT he'd be surgeon with those hands
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words Like two friendly families going for an outing together
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I am ever so thankful to be alive in this very moment
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will was wearing a collared shirt with a blazer i'm back in his lane
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ms south africa is a medical student WOW talk about stress
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Sometimes in life you just gotta take chances for yo best interest
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until regina won the academy was shook for a minute
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They read wallet was written up in that he got a dead soul baby
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In my younger dumb days I banked with Family Bank Many regrets
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I hate getting in my feelings Something I must learn how to control
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Gretchen Whitmer is going to be President one day That is all
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My only day off is Thursday and that's the day it's supposed to rain
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will not be silenced He will not relent in his pursuit of the truth
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Yesterday's schedule was really full of love Thank you Abba Father
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I keep begging for you but you either don't see it or don't want me
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The concept of a long weekend is a scam You blink and it's Monday
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I'm still questioning why the boys really like to slap each other butt
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convinced q r has me muted on ALL social media platforms
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It doesn't say you can't drink it it says you can't buy it So yes lol
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I didn't even post the best ones Gotta save them for the invites
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Why is the weather not cooperating with Memorial Day
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timmy get ur shit together ur starting to look like my cousin
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in this obnoxious word search you have to sort the clues by latitude
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she tended to be strong and independent but inside she's fragile
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Your soul has captured me I pray that I can soon look in to ur eyes
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I didn't know Jim Bob Cooter was calling plays for the Patriots
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it always feel soo good when meeting up with good friends after a while
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critique a few things Voice recognition makes me seem illiterate
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don't order any food because i'm giving you a knuckle sandwich
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I'm going to be quite disappointing live in concert I suspect
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Went to target and forgot the one thing i went there for typical
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I'd rather go to school study listen and have fun than surfing net
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I'm going through it bad and I don't know if I'm gonna make it out
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Literally no one was mad white women stay out of your business
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There's over a foot of snow sitting outside her window Forlorn sigh
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why people say that I change to someone kinder that I used to be
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These numbers only mean something if you get out there and vote Go Blue
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Finally as my time of work comes to a close the weather improves
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You squatting over my mouth and squeezing all your blood into my mouth
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Alright y'all it's time for me to switch my hair up soon curly or straight
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I hope you enjoy your laser eyes I'm holding out for meat vision
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my only concern of that video is if the dog was ok
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Also Democrats want there vote and that's what this is really about
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Fitzpatrick really has everyone thinking the Saints' defense fell off
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They finally cast a Latina actress and they make her speak FRENCH
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It is honestly insane to me how stupid humans are these days
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I can finally say I'm happy we will see how long this will last
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I want someone to look at me the way Joe Buck looks at Troy Aikman
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Four day weekend what the hell am I gonna go with all that free time
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A dropped penny face down no one wants rain will boil in a roux of mud
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I wouldn't wish the way I've been feeling upon anyone lately
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Pathetic if it's not about you you act like a spoiled baby brat
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buying had dried up IMO distribution is occurring I hope
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people with key chains on their book bag either need chill or take them off
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Some people may not like the way I shoot but my points go on the board
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I can safely say Going vegan has not made My gas any worse
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Can someone write an essay for me I really don't wanna do this
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These seems pretty dang accurate besides dal hou and eagles Vikings
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Congratulations on the win Awesome teamwork Lady Warriors
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Sometimes things are so frustrating But they're even not in our hands
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maybe I'll act like a drama queen one day just to have u happy
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Subway cookies don't get enough credit ten times better than M S
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I'm literally not here for drama get that shit away from me
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Heading to London right now Oh Lord I just don't know what to expect
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i'm very upset that i'm going to be out of town this weekend
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Also wanted to send well wishes to both of you for the new year
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Have fun tonight Sam We hope to see you at the Golden Globes as well
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I'm literally crying at Ashley's story I love her so much
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The deep deep deeper we go Feeling alone but it's oh so simple
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To alarm you but I'll be happy to vote for the environment
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The Haunting of Hill House is the next best horror TV Show ever
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I'm Trying To Have That Go Through Tho I Don't Owe Nothing To This World
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