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Stop letting your kids
come out the house looking like
a throw away child | twaiku |
I real life haven't
ate since Saturday Maybe
some halls and crackers | twaiku |
Everyone has a
story be ready to hear
it before you judge | twaiku |
all im saying is
a verified check would look
great next to my name | twaiku |
It's going to mess
with cops minds thinking someone's
drinking and driving | twaiku |
i slept w
my man every night this
week except tonight | twaiku |
Just gone arse over
tit outside the ground Big mud
patches on me knees | twaiku |
BUT ALSO GLAD CAUSE
IF HE WERE WORKING NOW I'D
FEEL BAD LET HIM REST | twaiku |
O Mary conceived
without sin pray for us who
have recourse to thee | twaiku |
assures Richard Lee
that every parent feels
his pain Heartbreaking | twaiku |
When I watched curling
for the first time I thought they
were cleaning the ice | twaiku |
she offers you the
world but all you got for her
is heartache and dick | twaiku |
Puking in the in
the Stroke Super Stoked about
Tomorrow Love is | twaiku |
And his button is
bigger better redder and
more super duper | twaiku |
Why would he report
to you baboons Your Freedom
Party is a joke | twaiku |
Calling me bitch is
making your life easier
Okay carry on | twaiku |
Where am I gonna
get deer jerky if they take
our guns away | twaiku |
I'm a gamer and
can't even imagine it
let alone do it | twaiku |
The only thing left
for Oprah to do now is
become President | twaiku |
Don't talk that pretty
shit to me wit a pound of
makeup on ya face | twaiku |
there's a cute redhead
in my class we keep making
eye contact send help | twaiku |
I Notice I Been
Hearing Less From People Since
I My Car Been Gone | twaiku |
Remember when y'all
wanted Moorhead fired how
times and thoughts have changed | twaiku |
Vacuumed my room and
started laundry I'm getting
my life together | twaiku |
I'm going against
my warning and I'm going
out in this weather | twaiku |
Calling it a night
I have to make potato
salad tomorrow | twaiku |
Don't play yourself for
someone else then act like I'm
going to save you | twaiku |
Love is seeing the
negative and still choosing
to believe the good | twaiku |
A concept coffee
not milk and syrup with a
tidbit of coffee | twaiku |
If only I could
tell the future I'll be an
millionaire on god | twaiku |
Y'all be saying some
wild shit you'll never say in
person on here whew | twaiku |
social media
made everything into a
competition now | twaiku |
Sunshine Anderson
x Heard it all before will
always be my song | twaiku |
Buy me a bouquet
of flowers and I'll love you
forever I swear | twaiku |
I'm usually
packed and ready to go Now
I'm like should I go | twaiku |
clinton hey George run
for PRESIDENT then paint the
White House you wood win | twaiku |
Me about Lily
You ever notice how she
kinda just appears | twaiku |
Kids felix I love
your smile so much It really
brightens up my world | twaiku |
Y'all going to let
her take you all out Wow Where
is your dignity | twaiku |
I just wanna lay
down and finish my cheesecake
I'll be satisfied | twaiku |
She's literally
just wearing a long sleeve blouse
and pants y'all so weird | twaiku |
Aw thanks Ur super
sweet I wish I can do my
passion for free still | twaiku |
Inter as far as
possible from Europa
League please and thank you | twaiku |
Y'all wanna tag a
bitch Then when I clap back I'm
ratchet speak up hoes | twaiku |
I annoy myself
so I know my friends are saints
to put up with me | twaiku |
I finally reached
the point where I realized
who my true friends are | twaiku |
News re incident
on Saturday night near the
Lara train station | twaiku |
women should get their
husbands fye ass goal bracelets
with diamonds in em | twaiku |
excited for the
pickup cant wait to see you
with the squad good luck | twaiku |
The wizards didn't
want the booty warrior
in their locker room | twaiku |
It's happening my
phone is acting like it has
a mind of its own | twaiku |
I m so awkward
sometimes I end up coming
off as an asshole | twaiku |
has just ruined my
life with her new song can't stop
listening to it | twaiku |
Had an awesome day
of work and now I'm home and
comfy in my bed | twaiku |
Gotta link up with
some new folks in my life Don't
call it a comeback | twaiku |
Having coffee in
the morning is such a good
way to start my day | twaiku |
getting my braces
tightened is the worst part of
every month mann | twaiku |
Pedro Martinez
is the most entertaining
baseball analyst | twaiku |
Sometimes I want to
vent but I don't want people
all in my business | twaiku |
drew is so funny
im literally laughing
so hard im crying | twaiku |
it's like every
time I plot a return I
seem to shift the game | twaiku |
We will announce the
winner of the giveaway
tomorrow Stay tuned | twaiku |
I haven't seen a
platinum blonde done right since Halle
in B A P S | twaiku |
Any of my men
ever did that shit to u
I just wanna know | twaiku |
I also make some
stop motion there not to good
but they kinda are | twaiku |
I find it very
weird that people think it's cute
to be unstable | twaiku |
now get their silly
spaghetti eating asses
out of my office | twaiku |
I wanna get to
know you First of all I don't
even know myself | twaiku |
I couldn't wrestle
over guys that would not end
well for me at all | twaiku |
It's in the instinct
of the weak to be afraid
of the strange Shannon | twaiku |
Super excited
he missed the kick but then it's
like oh a tie cool | twaiku |
And go figure it's
not even available
online anymore | twaiku |
Only against the
Pats is that an ejection
u know how it goes | twaiku |
Near far wherever
you are I'm probably still
not gonna text back | twaiku |
all my favorite
teams are bad at hockey and
this sport is stupid | twaiku |
Seriously so
much music has come out that
I'm good for some months | twaiku |
Even the nicest
person that I know hurts me
We all make mistakes | twaiku |
Two people just got
on at Briscoe and got off
at McNutt Foster | twaiku |
Sorry I thought you
meant corporations were the
player cause they are | twaiku |
My mom likes Kendra
and I'm broke who willing to
take one for the team | twaiku |
My best recording
voice is the morning after
I hung out all night | twaiku |
Uno when you get
that vibe no one wants to speak
to u because same | twaiku |
When you can't enjoy
anything because you have
too much on your mind | twaiku |
i'm gonna be the
love that's gonna last and be
the that got your back | twaiku |
I been crossing the
streets without looking I need
that privilege check | twaiku |
Yes just football Don't
make millions acting like it
matters like you do | twaiku |
A cute robot just
delivered towels to my
cousins hotel room | twaiku |
Of all the problems
we have he isn't one of
them Fire Garrett | twaiku |
is a man having
a battle of wits with an
unarmed opponent | twaiku |
Now Playing Henry
Fong Bad Royale Battery
Original Mix | twaiku |
Only important
tweet of the day The Knicks are
better than the Heat | twaiku |
Hire me to write
for you so I can explain
why Moby Dick rips | twaiku |
Good morning only
to people who don't reverse
into parking spots | twaiku |
Oh good Sorry for
assuming but that makes things
easier I guess | twaiku |
The real question is
which rookie will be the best
on madden this year | twaiku |
I super need a
reading chair in my room where
it is nice and warm | twaiku |
Hold on Is Adam
from Girls a good guy or bad
guy This is not clear | twaiku |
Also I love my
eggs Not wasting my eggs my
time AND my money | twaiku |
I'm not excited
to go trick or treating beech
this is my last year | twaiku |
Mann I have really
taken procrastination
to the next level | twaiku |
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