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Stop letting your kids come out the house looking like a throw away child
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I real life haven't ate since Saturday Maybe some halls and crackers
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Everyone has a story be ready to hear it before you judge
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all im saying is a verified check would look great next to my name
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It's going to mess with cops minds thinking someone's drinking and driving
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i slept w my man every night this week except tonight
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Just gone arse over tit outside the ground Big mud patches on me knees
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BUT ALSO GLAD CAUSE IF HE WERE WORKING NOW I'D FEEL BAD LET HIM REST
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O Mary conceived without sin pray for us who have recourse to thee
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assures Richard Lee that every parent feels his pain Heartbreaking
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When I watched curling for the first time I thought they were cleaning the ice
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she offers you the world but all you got for her is heartache and dick
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Puking in the in the Stroke Super Stoked about Tomorrow Love is
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And his button is bigger better redder and more super duper
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Why would he report to you baboons Your Freedom Party is a joke
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Calling me bitch is making your life easier Okay carry on
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Where am I gonna get deer jerky if they take our guns away
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I'm a gamer and can't even imagine it let alone do it
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The only thing left for Oprah to do now is become President
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Don't talk that pretty shit to me wit a pound of makeup on ya face
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there's a cute redhead in my class we keep making eye contact send help
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I Notice I Been Hearing Less From People Since I My Car Been Gone
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Remember when y'all wanted Moorhead fired how times and thoughts have changed
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Vacuumed my room and started laundry I'm getting my life together
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I'm going against my warning and I'm going out in this weather
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Calling it a night I have to make potato salad tomorrow
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Don't play yourself for someone else then act like I'm going to save you
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Love is seeing the negative and still choosing to believe the good
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A concept coffee not milk and syrup with a tidbit of coffee
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If only I could tell the future I'll be an millionaire on god
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Y'all be saying some wild shit you'll never say in person on here whew
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social media made everything into a competition now
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Sunshine Anderson x Heard it all before will always be my song
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Buy me a bouquet of flowers and I'll love you forever I swear
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I'm usually packed and ready to go Now I'm like should I go
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clinton hey George run for PRESIDENT then paint the White House you wood win
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Me about Lily You ever notice how she kinda just appears
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Kids felix I love your smile so much It really brightens up my world
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Y'all going to let her take you all out Wow Where is your dignity
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I just wanna lay down and finish my cheesecake I'll be satisfied
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She's literally just wearing a long sleeve blouse and pants y'all so weird
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Aw thanks Ur super sweet I wish I can do my passion for free still
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Inter as far as possible from Europa League please and thank you
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Y'all wanna tag a bitch Then when I clap back I'm ratchet speak up hoes
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I annoy myself so I know my friends are saints to put up with me
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I finally reached the point where I realized who my true friends are
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News re incident on Saturday night near the Lara train station
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women should get their husbands fye ass goal bracelets with diamonds in em
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excited for the pickup cant wait to see you with the squad good luck
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The wizards didn't want the booty warrior in their locker room
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It's happening my phone is acting like it has a mind of its own
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I m so awkward sometimes I end up coming off as an asshole
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has just ruined my life with her new song can't stop listening to it
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Had an awesome day of work and now I'm home and comfy in my bed
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Gotta link up with some new folks in my life Don't call it a comeback
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Having coffee in the morning is such a good way to start my day
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getting my braces tightened is the worst part of every month mann
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Pedro Martinez is the most entertaining baseball analyst
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Sometimes I want to vent but I don't want people all in my business
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drew is so funny im literally laughing so hard im crying
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it's like every time I plot a return I seem to shift the game
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We will announce the winner of the giveaway tomorrow Stay tuned
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I haven't seen a platinum blonde done right since Halle in B A P S
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Any of my men ever did that shit to u I just wanna know
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I also make some stop motion there not to good but they kinda are
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I find it very weird that people think it's cute to be unstable
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now get their silly spaghetti eating asses out of my office
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I wanna get to know you First of all I don't even know myself
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I couldn't wrestle over guys that would not end well for me at all
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It's in the instinct of the weak to be afraid of the strange Shannon
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Super excited he missed the kick but then it's like oh a tie cool
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And go figure it's not even available online anymore
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Only against the Pats is that an ejection u know how it goes
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Near far wherever you are I'm probably still not gonna text back
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all my favorite teams are bad at hockey and this sport is stupid
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Seriously so much music has come out that I'm good for some months
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Even the nicest person that I know hurts me We all make mistakes
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Two people just got on at Briscoe and got off at McNutt Foster
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Sorry I thought you meant corporations were the player cause they are
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My mom likes Kendra and I'm broke who willing to take one for the team
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My best recording voice is the morning after I hung out all night
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Uno when you get that vibe no one wants to speak to u because same
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When you can't enjoy anything because you have too much on your mind
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i'm gonna be the love that's gonna last and be the that got your back
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I been crossing the streets without looking I need that privilege check
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Yes just football Don't make millions acting like it matters like you do
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A cute robot just delivered towels to my cousins hotel room
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Of all the problems we have he isn't one of them Fire Garrett
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is a man having a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
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Now Playing Henry Fong Bad Royale Battery Original Mix
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Only important tweet of the day The Knicks are better than the Heat
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Hire me to write for you so I can explain why Moby Dick rips
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Good morning only to people who don't reverse into parking spots
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Oh good Sorry for assuming but that makes things easier I guess
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The real question is which rookie will be the best on madden this year
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I super need a reading chair in my room where it is nice and warm
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Hold on Is Adam from Girls a good guy or bad guy This is not clear
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Also I love my eggs Not wasting my eggs my time AND my money
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I'm not excited to go trick or treating beech this is my last year
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Mann I have really taken procrastination to the next level
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