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I woke up today
with my body not working
ouch everything hurts | twaiku |
and the nominees
for toxic people are YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU | twaiku |
Nobody ever
forgets where he buried the
hatchet Kin Hubbard | twaiku |
I wanna go blonde
but color is so hard to
manage with short hair | twaiku |
Take care of yourself
Consult a doctor before
it gets serious | twaiku |
Wait wait patiently
Your death black wings Unfolding
sleep spreading on me | twaiku |
I've woken up from
deep slumber Denzel Curry
is too flipping good | twaiku |
nothing hurts more than
knowing my dad passed before
I could make him proud | twaiku |
I understand where
I used to be while I find
out where I'm going | twaiku |
wow girl stop being
so thirsty for twitter clout
ure so pathetic | twaiku |
Will be back later
to finish replies and send
out the new starters | twaiku |
Anyone got a
good tattoo artist or know
a really good shop | twaiku |
SHAWN IS GOING TO
BE NOMINATED FOR A
GRAMMY I CALL IT | twaiku |
I wonder if there
are any times on the clock
that I've never seen | twaiku |
Can't decide if League
or NBA drama is
more spicy these days | twaiku |
We need courage to
speak the truth We need Christ to
speak the truth in love | twaiku |
Baby elephants
look so cute And this kind of
news lightens my day | twaiku |
I'm having my green
tea that means I'm in such a
calm and peaceful mood | twaiku |
fucking bang her on
the back harder why don't you
u fucking weirdo | twaiku |
dent just having an
argument in the office
Is y a vowel | twaiku |
I like the bottoms
of muffins better than the
tops There I said it | twaiku |
My anxiety
is going up up up up
up through the ceiling | twaiku |
Love Eric Gordon
but dude plays like a running
back on offense lol | twaiku |
Yo I can't even
put my own shoes on this shit
is ridiculous | twaiku |
I'm meeting Justin
next era I don't care what
it takes but I will | twaiku |
Tired of people
looking at me as fool but
this makes me happy | twaiku |
I be trying to
watch my packers play but I
always be working | twaiku |
Of course she'll release
it as the next single and
have me dead of course | twaiku |
Motivation has
to come from within I'll be
here pushing myself | twaiku |
Can't act funny with
me and expect me to still
rock with you no sir | twaiku |
If onion rings had
something that wasn't onion
in they would be good | twaiku |
So much going on
in my mind i feel like i'm
going crazy lol | twaiku |
Does anybody
talk about how the kid from
Into The Wild sucks | twaiku |
Happy founders day
to the men of special shout
out to the home team | twaiku |
i im crying thank
u so much this was so sweet
my heart is so full | twaiku |
Definitely not
coo with him anymore he
fucked that up himself | twaiku |
Taking My Hair Down
As Soon As I Get Home Can't
Do This Shit No More | twaiku |
When getting lost in
the woods is might be what you
need at this moment | twaiku |
I really can't wait
to take my little brother
out He's like my son | twaiku |
Every battle
we face Is a different
war within us all | twaiku |
even when it's not
my fault i ALWAYS end up
being in the wrong | twaiku |
Every single
day I will show you how much
you are worth to me | twaiku |
why is having a
big heart for everyone both
a blessing heartache | twaiku |
Going live in a
bit gotta get ready and
grab food and stuff first | twaiku |
ITS A BEAUTIFUL
FUCKING DAY TO DO AWESOME
SHIT LETS GET TO IT | twaiku |
good morning i love
jin so so much i hope he's
having a good day | twaiku |
Anybody has
a good idea for the
name of these awards | twaiku |
I'm definitely
in one of those wish I had
more friends kind of moods | twaiku |
my motto when shit
doesn't go my way you know
what Go suck a toe | twaiku |
I hate when uber
people be slow bitch you got
a whole Gps | twaiku |
is period pain
an acceptable reason
not to come to class | twaiku |
NO ACTUALLY
CAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP POSTING
HANDS ON ME DANIEL | twaiku |
I don't expect to
ever be understood but
I know I'll be felt | twaiku |
Have you ever thought
about how your skeleton
is wet all the time | twaiku |
Everything in life
will eventually fall
in place don't rush it | twaiku |
sick stuff Just listened
to Somewhere in the Night You
have so much talent | twaiku |
just transferred all my
haters to my fan page u
gotta keep em round | twaiku |
People can never
just be happy for you don't
care I love my life | twaiku |
i hate when people
get out the shower and all
you smell is mouthwash | twaiku |
I really wanna
get my nails done somebody
please e wallet me | twaiku |
Really not feeling
work tomorrow at all I
need a vacation | twaiku |
I hope to expand
someone's mind one day to be
a greater person | twaiku |
jin is really the
one who set the mood he knows
how to control it | twaiku |
graduation cap
decoration ideas
blown up image of | twaiku |
I made steps towards
better things today this is
a good day Sorted | twaiku |
Don't compromise your
convictions for the sake of
people's opinion | twaiku |
Like legit have a
major attitudes kiss their
teeth and rolling eyes | twaiku |
Has a fan ever
misidentified you as
another driver | twaiku |
I'm trying to wear
ghetto ass shirts like this with
somebody daughter | twaiku |
Should have waited one
more week so the Chiefs could have
broke another team | twaiku |
If you wouldn't do
it for me don't expect me
to do it for you | twaiku |
Do first think later
If you think before you do
you will not do it | twaiku |
lol maybe i care
too much but sometimes i just
need reassurance | twaiku |
SOME VALID POINTS THE
CUM CATCHING BASEBALL GLOVES ARE
HURTING IN THEY SOUL | twaiku |
If you Outta sight
you outta mind U gotta
stack you gotta Grind | twaiku |
new video still
coming out just taking a
while to edit it | twaiku |
I might be stupid
fat and broke but at least I
don't smoke cigarettes | twaiku |
Win the Super Bowl
i doubt they even win this
weekend without Wentz | twaiku |
I'm wide awake and
my mind is running full speed
I just want to sleep | twaiku |
Imagine your girl
crush compliments your eyebrows
man Im in heaven | twaiku |
Yes I am trying
to eat healthy No I am
not on a diet | twaiku |
the person who came
up with this superlative
was actually | twaiku |
Somebody come and
see The Hate You Give with me
when it comes out please | twaiku |
Anyway invite
me for your end of the year
office parties sha | twaiku |
I'm proper sad now
I'm sure Billy was and will
forever be loved | twaiku |
Anything Marvel
It's Stan Lee RIP to one of
the greatest ever | twaiku |
Won't even reach my
peak for awhile that shit makes
me hungry as hell | twaiku |
Amazing work by
amazing Elite students
Sweet to be Elite | twaiku |
i saw a rainbow
in the rain it told me I
can do anything | twaiku |
Got up to early
so I could come eat breakfast
never again man | twaiku |
How you watch yourself
not know what the lyrics are
and still post the snap | twaiku |
I would filter my
avi but there's the adult
thing I just can't shake | twaiku |
also kevin doan
so dam GORGEOUS like wow his
new hair color yes | twaiku |
Most people are weak
I realize this more and
more every day | twaiku |
It's Mother's Day y'all
ya Mom you love her your bed
and that you're sorry | twaiku |
And telling them how
much I loved them and they fucked
up but that's okay | twaiku |
Do bisexuals
have sex twice a week or once
every two weeks | twaiku |
I don't have any
motivation to do this
fucking essay man | twaiku |
So many Sorry
anyone visiting the
capital region | twaiku |
i wanna die im
so sad that kill your darlings
had to end like that | twaiku |
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