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I have a special bond with my pens I hate it when someone takes them
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Ever since I left my momma house I've been mad as hell at the world
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Thank god I didn't drink tonight I forgot how nasty that shit was
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Man this job pissing me off I'm tried of all them old ass fake people
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Sigh I really miss Carrie Fisher being here in this world with us
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Dear people who come to a complete stop to make a right hand turn Why
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Eventually we'll get tired and all we need is a good rest
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Took a Xanax If I pass out or start typing weird shit you know why
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putting muriel in guilty pleasures is a LESBIAN HATE CRIME
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He keeps using that word I do not think it means what he thinks it means
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Him and Neeson should do a self aware buddy action comedy
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It's Amish Day Oh wait It's A Mistake by Men At Work Wrong lyrics
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im just so happy her under the radar friends reveal one by one
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Funny how Chris Brown hasn't been forgiven it's almost a decade
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I love this channel so sad I only found out about it today
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she probably been online this whole time just not posting or liking
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It's hilarious how much better Parks and Rec is than the Office
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i think only one elevator is working which is great i guess
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You fellows are known to be that By yourselves and God And Oversight
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Getting ready to leave pretty soon to dye my hair burgundy red
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Today I learned that T Pain is three years younger than Donald Glover
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sometimes it's so hard to accept that you deserve more than what you want
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Am I the only rican who eats bananas w my rice
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Loving every minute cause you make me feel so alive alive
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Hi everybody i have just joined today may u please follow me
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Interesting thoughts about men from someone who swings the other way
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Happy Thanksgiving motherfuckers I'm putting my dick in the pie
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An ochre jelly wants help finding a freezing room What do you do
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Why'd curly haired guy tell his secret That's the whole point of ghost island
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If it's a secret don't talk about it in front of other people
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David Dickinson would taste like a Madeira soaked morel mushroom
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Tabby is clearing sad that Lowrie doesn't look like Judge or Stanton
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this is important Okay i am just a fan But i need your help
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Just listening to depressing music just to make myself feel worse
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hannah needs to fly me out to cali to take one of sean's classes
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wireless line up is actually insane i cant wait already
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I am no longer a fan as long as you are with Jason Owen
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Im gonna rip my uterus out Im gonna fucking rip it out
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I miss my baby and she doing a over night shift tonight wow
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Drinking medicine is the equivalent of drinking alcohol
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I always throw all my makeup away before it end runs out lol
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know anyone that can make a decent header for the new Twitter
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Why are people so scared of porcelain dolls I think they're beautiful
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Cant cheat on someone and then expect honesty to be the bandaid
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Gonna have to shave for my new job and my girl is gonna hate it
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i give up christmas robin doesn't want to come home i understand
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osullivan nice few We spikes landed in his face well done big guns
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People will find and use the most dumbest reasons not to fuck with you
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I feel like playing Sonic Mania yeah that's what I'll stream tonight
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do you think sony michel still has decent rest of reason upside
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Always thought jones can cover better Wonder why they like Rowe so much
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I'm such a needy bitch when I'm tired Someone just come and love me
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why do I almost cry every time i hear pulaski at night
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This heated bed is the best when I'm freezing I think I'm anemic
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What're we if not the accessories we put on our bodies
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I beg to differ The message is loud and clear Defeat Democrats
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Yay for the weekend And tomorrow is supposed to be beautiful
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i always drink my water put apple cider vinegar in it
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Am i just being a pussy or does this place looks scary as fuck
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Been drinking fairly slowly this afternoon best get to changing that
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them touch visits be everything we be ready to risk it all lol
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Manchester is RED It will still be even when city win the league
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How many beers does it take to get courage to battle a women
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REPORT But doesn't Chicago have the greatest Mayor in the world
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Beginning to feel a lot like S W I N T E R
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Veggie burgers make me angry even when I know I don't eat them
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I can only hope to be a great wife someday to a champion
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I have so many things to get done but all I want to do is sleep
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Do not disturb is my best friend lol i don't feel like replying none
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What do the police have on you as far as a motive is concerned
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so happy to have finally handed all my work in for my course
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I forgot what a lil bitch I am when it gets even slightly cold
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speaking of which this weekend something amazing is gonna be out
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my mentor expects me to have my whole business plan done by Tuesday
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Vegas always has an open man in front of the net Caps fix that
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Having no car shows you a lot about folks that say they fuck with you
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They couldn't even let her finish using the bathroom Disgusting
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I just really hate interacting with people if I don't have to
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Literally a bridesmaid for a man that once threatened to kill me
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No offense to the kids that made the yearbook but can you guys not spell
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Childish Gambino This Is America The video The song
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Don't be afraid to make mistakes Be afraid of not learning from them
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I'm gonna dye my hair dark brown and cut it short new month new dani
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On with anyone is that what you meant if so the answer is no
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The one Christmas I can't go home is snows Again fuck this holiday
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i genuinely hate this man and his one half alive weak brain cell
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I have never shamed a person trying to shoot their shot never I
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Between sending a text and replying a text I always mess up
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I just downloaded it lol I didn't know it was on the app store
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How have I gotten into Hell's Kitchen so much Jesus Christ I'm hooked
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Trippie Redd has some dope ass music on the way I can tell you that
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Any chance you could Tweet the full image of the Dolphin Hero Thanks
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no kidding trying to enjoy sweater weather without a heat stroke
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Man this black Panther album makes the Spider Man album weak as fuck
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You're having a bit of a rough trot Hope you start to feel better soon
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I ain't begging for someone who's first intention was to let me go
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Study sessions are the worst thing ever all I do is teach people
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was there a facial cleanser you recommended earlier this year
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This is exactly what I wanted All of you against all of ME
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nothing is keeping me here anymore nothing is holding me back
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