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I have a special
bond with my pens I hate it
when someone takes them | twaiku |
Ever since I left
my momma house I've been mad
as hell at the world | twaiku |
Thank god I didn't
drink tonight I forgot how
nasty that shit was | twaiku |
Man this job pissing
me off I'm tried of all them
old ass fake people | twaiku |
Sigh I really miss
Carrie Fisher being here
in this world with us | twaiku |
Dear people who come
to a complete stop to make
a right hand turn Why | twaiku |
Eventually
we'll get tired and all we
need is a good rest | twaiku |
Took a Xanax If
I pass out or start typing
weird shit you know why | twaiku |
putting muriel
in guilty pleasures is a
LESBIAN HATE CRIME | twaiku |
He keeps using that
word I do not think it means
what he thinks it means | twaiku |
Him and Neeson should
do a self aware buddy
action comedy | twaiku |
It's Amish Day Oh
wait It's A Mistake by Men
At Work Wrong lyrics | twaiku |
im just so happy
her under the radar friends
reveal one by one | twaiku |
Funny how Chris Brown
hasn't been forgiven it's
almost a decade | twaiku |
I love this channel
so sad I only found out
about it today | twaiku |
she probably been
online this whole time just not
posting or liking | twaiku |
It's hilarious
how much better Parks and Rec
is than the Office | twaiku |
i think only one
elevator is working
which is great i guess | twaiku |
You fellows are known
to be that By yourselves and
God And Oversight | twaiku |
Getting ready to
leave pretty soon to dye my
hair burgundy red | twaiku |
Today I learned that
T Pain is three years younger
than Donald Glover | twaiku |
sometimes it's so hard
to accept that you deserve
more than what you want | twaiku |
Am I the only
rican who eats bananas
w my rice | twaiku |
Loving every
minute cause you make me feel
so alive alive | twaiku |
Hi everybody
i have just joined today may
u please follow me | twaiku |
Interesting thoughts
about men from someone who
swings the other way | twaiku |
Happy Thanksgiving
motherfuckers I'm putting
my dick in the pie | twaiku |
An ochre jelly
wants help finding a freezing
room What do you do | twaiku |
Why'd curly haired guy
tell his secret That's the whole
point of ghost island | twaiku |
If it's a secret
don't talk about it in front
of other people | twaiku |
David Dickinson
would taste like a Madeira
soaked morel mushroom | twaiku |
Tabby is clearing
sad that Lowrie doesn't look
like Judge or Stanton | twaiku |
this is important
Okay i am just a fan
But i need your help | twaiku |
Just listening to
depressing music just to
make myself feel worse | twaiku |
hannah needs to fly
me out to cali to take
one of sean's classes | twaiku |
wireless line up is
actually insane i
cant wait already | twaiku |
I am no longer
a fan as long as you are
with Jason Owen | twaiku |
Im gonna rip my
uterus out Im gonna
fucking rip it out | twaiku |
I miss my baby
and she doing a over
night shift tonight wow | twaiku |
Drinking medicine
is the equivalent of
drinking alcohol | twaiku |
I always throw all
my makeup away before
it end runs out lol | twaiku |
know anyone that
can make a decent header
for the new Twitter | twaiku |
Why are people so
scared of porcelain dolls I
think they're beautiful | twaiku |
Cant cheat on someone
and then expect honesty
to be the bandaid | twaiku |
Gonna have to shave
for my new job and my girl
is gonna hate it | twaiku |
i give up christmas
robin doesn't want to come
home i understand | twaiku |
osullivan nice
few We spikes landed in his
face well done big guns | twaiku |
People will find and
use the most dumbest reasons
not to fuck with you | twaiku |
I feel like playing
Sonic Mania yeah that's
what I'll stream tonight | twaiku |
do you think sony
michel still has decent rest
of reason upside | twaiku |
Always thought jones can
cover better Wonder why
they like Rowe so much | twaiku |
I'm such a needy
bitch when I'm tired Someone
just come and love me | twaiku |
why do I almost
cry every time i hear
pulaski at night | twaiku |
This heated bed is
the best when I'm freezing I
think I'm anemic | twaiku |
What're we if not
the accessories we put
on our bodies | twaiku |
I beg to differ
The message is loud and clear
Defeat Democrats | twaiku |
Yay for the weekend
And tomorrow is supposed
to be beautiful | twaiku |
i always drink my
water put apple cider
vinegar in it | twaiku |
Am i just being
a pussy or does this place
looks scary as fuck | twaiku |
Been drinking fairly
slowly this afternoon best
get to changing that | twaiku |
them touch visits be
everything we be ready
to risk it all lol | twaiku |
Manchester is RED
It will still be even when
city win the league | twaiku |
How many beers does
it take to get courage to
battle a women | twaiku |
REPORT But doesn't
Chicago have the greatest
Mayor in the world | twaiku |
Beginning to feel
a lot like S W
I N T E R | twaiku |
Veggie burgers make
me angry even when I
know I don't eat them | twaiku |
I can only hope
to be a great wife someday
to a champion | twaiku |
I have so many
things to get done but all I
want to do is sleep | twaiku |
Do not disturb is
my best friend lol i don't feel
like replying none | twaiku |
What do the police
have on you as far as a
motive is concerned | twaiku |
so happy to have
finally handed all my
work in for my course | twaiku |
I forgot what a
lil bitch I am when it gets
even slightly cold | twaiku |
speaking of which this
weekend something amazing
is gonna be out | twaiku |
my mentor expects
me to have my whole business
plan done by Tuesday | twaiku |
Vegas always has
an open man in front of
the net Caps fix that | twaiku |
Having no car shows
you a lot about folks that
say they fuck with you | twaiku |
They couldn't even
let her finish using the
bathroom Disgusting | twaiku |
I just really hate
interacting with people
if I don't have to | twaiku |
Literally a
bridesmaid for a man that once
threatened to kill me | twaiku |
No offense to the
kids that made the yearbook but
can you guys not spell | twaiku |
Childish Gambino
This Is America The
video The song | twaiku |
Don't be afraid to
make mistakes Be afraid of
not learning from them | twaiku |
I'm gonna dye my
hair dark brown and cut it short
new month new dani | twaiku |
On with anyone
is that what you meant if so
the answer is no | twaiku |
The one Christmas I
can't go home is snows Again
fuck this holiday | twaiku |
i genuinely
hate this man and his one half
alive weak brain cell | twaiku |
I have never shamed
a person trying to shoot
their shot never I | twaiku |
Between sending a
text and replying a text
I always mess up | twaiku |
I just downloaded
it lol I didn't know it
was on the app store | twaiku |
How have I gotten
into Hell's Kitchen so much
Jesus Christ I'm hooked | twaiku |
Trippie Redd has some
dope ass music on the way
I can tell you that | twaiku |
Any chance you could
Tweet the full image of the
Dolphin Hero Thanks | twaiku |
no kidding trying
to enjoy sweater weather
without a heat stroke | twaiku |
Man this black Panther
album makes the Spider Man
album weak as fuck | twaiku |
You're having a bit
of a rough trot Hope you start
to feel better soon | twaiku |
I ain't begging for
someone who's first intention
was to let me go | twaiku |
Study sessions are
the worst thing ever all I
do is teach people | twaiku |
was there a facial
cleanser you recommended
earlier this year | twaiku |
This is exactly
what I wanted All of you
against all of ME | twaiku |
nothing is keeping
me here anymore nothing
is holding me back | twaiku |
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