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7,312,601 | mommit | Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes. Disgusting. |
7,312,602 | mommit | Tell me this is fake, like what the actual fuck is wrong with society |
7,312,603 | mommit | Straight to the trash |
7,312,604 | mommit | What in the whole hell |
7,312,605 | mommit | I'm very inclined to think it's not intentional. There are and awful lot of stupid messages printed on cheap t-shirts. I've seen luggages with "Lorem Ipsum" writen all over it and it wasn't a fashion statement. It was just un unfortunate mistake. Kinda like people having chinese tattoos and them meaninh something total... |
7,312,606 | mommit | r/arethestraightsok |
7,312,607 | mommit | What in the ABSOLUTE fuck! I'd throat punch anyone if they bought this for my girls! I absolutely agree 100%! |
7,312,608 | mommit | Oh god I thought it came from a Chinese site and they were going for “just a girl who loves chickens” but it got lost in translation. It didn’t occur to me that was on purpose!! |
7,312,609 | mommit | Same parents who will threaten their daughters prom date with a rifle |
7,312,610 | mommit | r/arethestraightsokay |
7,312,611 | mommit | Whoever made this should go to jail |
7,312,612 | mommit | Oh, this is probably the worst thing I’ve seen on the Internet today. So a good day I guess. This is still terrible. Oh my gosh. |
7,312,613 | mommit | I'm so upset because I love the outfit if it just fucking said chickens instead of that garbage. My daughter loves chickens and would wear that all the time! |
7,312,614 | mommit | I recently purchased a really cute chicken blouse at TJ Max! |
7,312,615 | mommit | Milk Barn Kids has a beautiful chicken print! Made in USA |
7,312,616 | mommit | There’s an Etsy shop I love called KinderSprout (or something similar) with really cute, non-disturbing chicken pants. After you’re done bleaching your eyes you can see if they have something that would work for the birthday |
7,312,617 | mommit | Ya I don't see the humor in it at all, it looks like a "welcome" sign for pedos. Who wants that for their kid?? |
7,312,618 | mommit | I have a photo of me as a *3 year old* wearing that exact shirt….so weird |
7,312,619 | mommit | They’re not THAT different to be honest. There’s boys clothes that say future heartbreaker, I like older women, and things like that. Back when my son was a baby there was a body suit that said, “I like big jugs” for breast fed babies that resembles “I like big boobs” which, to me, sexualized breast feeding. Both gen... |
7,312,620 | mommit | I’m here for the reaction |
7,312,621 | mommit | Oh as a boy mom I can say there’s definitely inappropriate stuff for boys. I’ve seen “boob man”, “lock up your daughters”, something along the lines is “Back of, dad, they’re my boobs”, and several other things related to the virility of my 9-month-old. |
7,312,622 | mommit | I 3rd that! |
7,312,623 | mommit | Right. My friend who raises chickens has this saying on a coffee mug. She’s 40 and doesn’t take that mug to work. |
7,312,624 | mommit | Yup. I love a good sexual innuendo. But the number one rule is that it in no way involves children. |
7,312,625 | mommit | You win best dad joke while still being on point. |
7,312,626 | mommit | Thank you for this |
7,312,627 | mommit | Yeah what the cluck is this? |
7,312,628 | mommit | I wish reddit still did free awards because this would be given mine Well played |
7,312,629 | mommit | Yes! I was looking for baby clothes and was horrified |
7,312,630 | mommit | This is a good question, because seriously!?!! Imagine visiting a friend and they’re like “teehee look at little one’s new outfit!” Imagine being a grownup and looking back at your innocent childhood photos and seeing that your parents dressed you in this. Who tf is buying this. Who tf even thought of it |
7,312,631 | mommit | Maybe the non native English speakers. I am sure many people will assume it means just chickens, especially grandmas. |
7,312,632 | mommit | Are you sure it is really intended to be a baby changing mat? Because those are some bizarre slogans. You should post it on here. |
7,312,633 | mommit | Someone came up with it, designed it, approved It, photogaphed, posted it, plus the producers of the individual pieces. So many chances for someone to say NO |
7,312,634 | mommit | How is this gross? |
7,312,635 | mommit | I saw the "Mommy's main squeeze" too, I kind of cringed at it I wont lie |
7,312,636 | mommit | I feel like that's pretty normal? Were the lemons on the breast? |
7,312,637 | mommit | Etsy |
7,312,638 | mommit | Not funny. I have a friend who’s dad raped her growing up and I don’t appreciate this |
7,312,639 | mommit | Nah I raise chickens and this is yucky to slap on a toddler shirt. |
7,312,640 | mommit | Happy cake day |
7,312,641 | mommit | But I’d keep the pants |
7,312,642 | mommit | Me too! Exactly my train of thought I didn't even consider it was on purpose |
7,312,643 | mommit | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
7,312,644 | mommit | It’s gotta be this |
7,312,645 | mommit | Fucking for real. |
7,312,646 | mommit | But remember - it's drag queens reading stories that are grooming kids |
7,312,647 | mommit | No, no they really aren't. |
7,312,648 | mommit | Yes I love the colours, they’re gorgeous! Such a damn shame |
7,312,649 | mommit | I got a good chuckle out of “non-disturbing chicken pants “ a phrase I never thought I’d see |
7,312,650 | mommit | People exploiting their kids for pedos money |
7,312,651 | mommit | I thought the same thing. Or the "Mr. Steal your girl" clothes, etc. Why do we need to put adult personas and humor on our kids. It's really gross and invites the wrong kind of attention imo. |
7,312,652 | mommit | We got a hand me down onesie from a relative that on one side said "my pacifier" with a picture of a baby pacifier and on the other "daddy's pacifier" with a picture of Jack Daniel's. Not sexual but still gross and inappropriate for a baby. The onesie went straight to the trash. |
7,312,653 | mommit | Yep. Unfortunately I had some of this trashy stuff gifted to my by a friend of a friend. Eww. |
7,312,654 | mommit | I think this is why I generally find baby/children's clothes with writing on it off-putting/in poor taste. Not saying I don't have any (it seems impossible to buy those 5 or 7 packs of onesies without at least one of them having something written), but at least I've managed to stick to 'sweetheart' and 'dream big'. Ugh... |
7,312,655 | mommit | I have a family member who dresses her toddler boy in stuff like this and I just…yikes |
7,312,656 | mommit | We were given a bunch of really good hand me downs by a coworker (like, she buys her kid Ralph Lauren polos and shit), but one of the t-shirts was "future Mr Right". I tossed that one. 1. I'm not assuming my kid ever actually wants a partner (he's only 7, so we're not even at the crush age yet) and 2. Pigeonholing him ... |
7,312,657 | mommit | After recently shopping for a bathing suit for my toddler daughter, I completely disagree. |
7,312,658 | mommit | Me too |
7,312,659 | mommit | Ye it’s definitely a changing bag, has the bottle holder and all and the mat compartment. |
7,312,660 | mommit | If it’s on Etsy then it most likely was just one person |
7,312,661 | mommit | Right? So hard to believe that not one person in any of those meetings said “You know, jokes about dicks on kids clothes might not be the best idea.” |
7,312,662 | mommit | "Main squeeze" is usually said to indicate the sayer is referring to someone they are in a sexual relationship, i.e. partner to partner. I've heard it mostly from men speaking of their wives/girlfriends. |
7,312,663 | mommit | Right? The comment I didn’t know I needed |
7,312,664 | mommit | r/brandnewsentence |
7,312,665 | mommit | Yeah. It’s completely unnecessary and disgusting. I don’t get the appeal whatsoever. |
7,312,666 | mommit | Yes exactly! |
7,312,667 | mommit | Yeah, that’s like the “I’m the reason mommy/daddy drinks!” baby clothes. So not funny… |
7,312,668 | mommit | Yea that’s just weird like why do people think it’s ok |
7,312,669 | mommit | This is a really good point. I also completely pass over clothes with writing on them when shopping for my kids. I don’t even read what it says. |
7,312,670 | mommit | My sister does too :/ |
7,312,671 | mommit | Lmfao same!!! My son will be 7 soon and same same same!!! I’m so glad I’m not the only one lmao I trip on my mom when she says shit like “do you have a girlfriend” Ehhh no go away |
7,312,672 | mommit | Ok lol I mean idk how you can disagree about clothes for kids being sexualized when it’s prettt obvious but to each their own. I shop for my baby niece quite often and have had no issues finding her an appropriate bathing suit. There are definitely some much too short, to that I can agree. There’s a difference betwee... |
7,312,673 | mommit | This is how I’ve always understood the phrase, and it’s always weirded me out to hear people referring to their kids as such, too. |
7,312,674 | mommit | I have never ever associated that in a sexual way, I’ve always thought it was a cute way to refer to a friend |
7,312,675 | mommit | And I've never heard it used to refer to a friend. |
7,312,676 | mommit | https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/main%20squeeze |
7,312,677 | mommit | Thank you lol, again I’ve NEVER heard that in this context until this thread. I really don’t think the shirt the original commenter was referring to was supposed to mean anything sexual |
7,312,678 | mommit | How I fixed it... Grandma wore a blue sweater and I shamed the shit out of her. Last we heard of that. Tbf I tried rational discussion first. |
7,312,679 | mommit | "Haha, grandma is so silly, she doesn't like pink for boys! Isn't that silly? Aren't you a silly head grandma!" But then my MIL makes passive aggressive comments by talking to baby so I wouldn't feel bad doing it back |
7,312,680 | mommit | Keep doing what you're doing. My son is incredibly traditionally masculine, but I've always told him to be himself. When he was a toddler, he LOVED Paw Patrol. I bought him Skye and her pink helicopter. My mom was like, "Why did you buy him the girl one?!" He's elementary school aged now. He has the Lego Mario an... |
7,312,681 | mommit | You're absolutely right in your point that it might not matter right now, but it will later! Your MIL surely means very well and comes from a different background, but I'm also 100% sure she wants what's best for her grandson, which means she needs to realise that telling him he can't use certain items because they're ... |
7,312,682 | mommit | My son is all about cars and trucks, but he wanted the Rupaul little people set. In this house, Rupaul drives a John Deere tractor (and looks fabulous) lol. |
7,312,683 | mommit | Ugh my grandma was like this with my younger cousin who alllllllways liked "girl" things, even as a young toddler. He's 23 now, very out and proud, and he seems happy. It was fucked up to watch my grandma shame him about it. BUT he had a very supportive and loving mom who bought him what he wanted, let him carry pur... |
7,312,684 | mommit | I feel you! It was a little like this and I would just give my kid back his “girly” option. My son is almost 7 now and he still likes some pink or purple things. They’re just colors. He knows he’s a boy :) |
7,312,685 | mommit | When I (female) was a child care worker in my early 20s, one of the little boys at the playgroup’s favourite colour was purple. As it is also my favourite colour, I was so proud of him. |
7,312,686 | mommit | I’m not super girly. I wear my hair in a bun every day. I’m most comfortable in t shirts and leggings with tennis shoes. I don’t wear jewelry. This has kinda translated to my daughter who is 14 months. I dress her for practicality like leggings and a long sleeve tee. Not really into dresses. At my husband’s great gr... |
7,312,687 | mommit | Pretty sure pink used to be a color boys wore often like several decades ago. |
7,312,688 | mommit | My daughters water bottle is blue and no one has ever commented that it’s a boys colour. People are so weird. |
7,312,689 | mommit | Your mileage may vary, because this was my mother not my MIL but I had this issue. When they were young I always immediately replied “colors don’t have genders” or “there’s not such thing as a girl or boy color” every single time. It’s didn’t really stop her, but my kids heard it and took it to heart. That’s where the ... |
7,312,690 | mommit | You just have to keep pointing it out to her and letting her know it doesn’t matter. When my MIL heard we were having a boy, she looked at my daughter and goes “good he can show you how to play baseball!” Never mind that she’s 4 years older than him or that she never had my husband play baseball or that I played softba... |
7,312,691 | mommit | She won't let him? You're the parent. |
7,312,692 | mommit | Just adding a comment because I can relate and I encourage you to keep giving your kid these kind of choices and standing up for them. Also, talk with your husband about it, explain what/why you are doing it and get him on your team now and be open to multiple conversations about it. Masculinity can be *so fragile* and... |
7,312,693 | mommit | No nip this in the bud now, he will take that in long term even if she isn't daily caregiver |
7,312,694 | mommit | I’m expecting our second girl. Painting/decorating her room based on a Van Gogh painting that favors blues and yellows. My mom saw the blue and yellow walls (no decor yet) and made some comment about “how will anyone know this is a little girl’s room?” I said: “First, the child with a vagina who will be sleeping he... |
7,312,695 | mommit | Hahaha. My in laws were kinda like that. My son wanted a pink sequined lunch box. I let him get it. He just recently swapped it for a Pokémon one. And they thought I’d lost my mind when I let him get his toenails painted one day when I went for a pedicure and didn’t have a sitter for him. I would just laugh and tell th... |
7,312,696 | mommit | Omg not letting him drink out of a pink cup is bonkers. I literally laughed out loud. “It will make him gay or trans!!!!!!!”. I don’t have any advice, im sorry, but I can relate. My MIL told me that if I didn’t eat a lot of meat while pregnant (i’m mostly vegetarian) my son would be gay. Im not joking. |
7,312,697 | mommit | Definitely shut that down fast next time |
7,312,698 | mommit | In my experience, traditional can often times mean religious. We live in the Bible Belt in the Southern US so this is just my experience. Anytime I hear "that's a girl/boy color" I just tell my kids "God made all the colors. There are no boy/girl colors." I've started to hear them repeat this to family/friends and the ... |
7,312,699 | mommit | I flat out tell people when they start with that nonsense. “Grandma we don’t talk like that in our house. There are not girl cups or boy cups, just cups. You are so silly but we all make mistakes!” My 8 year old politely but firmly corrects people now for things like this. |
7,312,700 | mommit | My MIL once called Toy Story a boy movie. My daughter loves the Buzz Lightyear hoodie my mom got her after that. |
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