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[WP] After moving into an old house, you find a forgotten journal. | I look around at the remains of this room. The few remaining posters indicate a teenage girl lived here. The door was locked when we came in, and the realtor didn't have a key so I had taken the hinges off. And that's when I found the journal, lying on its side, with several white candles melted down to stumps around i... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 9,600 |
[WP] After moving into an old house, you find a forgotten journal. | "Look, I've seen every horror movie ever made. We do not want to go in there." Turner told him with the air of a expert.
"We'll be fine." Cecil fired back.
"They always say they'll be fine, but they won't. You're going to march in there. I'm going to follow because I'm your friend. You're going to search the house. Y... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 9,601 |
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[WP/META] Writing prompts start coming true. | I'm a morning person, which in a student is about as unbelievable as a healthy bank balance and a balanced healthy lifestyle. It also means on the floor of the tiny room I get to call my own in the shit little house I rent out with three other students and a Mexican, there is a great deal of *stuff I've decided not to ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 9,603 |
[WP/META] Writing prompts start coming true. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9,604 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | In the winter months, John didn't mind sharing a bed with his brother, Tim, to conserve heat, he just wished Tom wore pants. | 24 | 0 | 118 | 9,605 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,606 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,607 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | And, when the crowd all looked up at his naked 13-year old body, they were silent. | 21 | 0 | 118 | 9,608 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | 'Thank you', he whispered, after he ejaculated in his pants, and left. | 47 | 0 | 118 | 9,609 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "I slept with your mother, Dad." | 51 | 0 | 118 | 9,610 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Roll call finally reached John, who upon hearing his name, shat himself and ran screaming out of the school, managing to ram micropenis first into an ABC news camera on live feed. | 18 | 0 | 118 | 9,611 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Very much so, yes", said Timothy when the judges of the Mister Teen 2014 asked him if he was a a chronic masturbator in front of the live studio audience. | 7 | 0 | 118 | 9,612 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | It was just like old times at the reunion, hiding in the cabin closet masturbating, watching my sister blow my cousin Bob. | 40 | 0 | 118 | 9,613 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Jimmy smiled happily at his mother whilst continuing to masturbate both the family dog and himself. | 18 | 0 | 118 | 9,614 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | The witnesses mouths fell agape when they saw the executioner steal a kiss that revealed his doomed love affair with the death row prisoner. | 43 | 0 | 118 | 9,615 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Jimmy's eyes welled with tears when he realized he was eating the lamb he had eaten so many times before. | 31 | 0 | 118 | 9,616 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Jim felt a wet droplet fall onto the back of his head as he bent down to pick up the pen that had fallen and rolled between his grandmothers feet. | 224 | 0 | 118 | 9,617 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Michelle was stunned when she realizes from the state dinner table, that Barack is giving his digestive play by play to a hot mic from the bathroom he just excused himself to. | 6 | 0 | 118 | 9,618 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | I took the bat and beat the hell out of it, when the waitress asked whether I'm fine with my meal. | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,619 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | At that moment, having his first orgasm ever, Brian noticed that everyone at grandma's funeral was staring at him, pants down, standing in front of the open casket | 64 | 0 | 118 | 9,620 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Jack quickly zipped up his pants as he exclaimed "Mom!, You aren't Aunt Grace!" | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,621 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Turning around to face his crush, Anthony forgot the fact that he hadn't done his fly up - and had also forgotten to put on underwear that morning. | 7 | 0 | 118 | 9,622 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | With his sister's pants wrapped around his ankles, he shuffled around aimlessly, as the crowd watched eerily in silence; the funfair had come to a close. | 4 | 0 | 118 | 9,623 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Why is your hand up my ass?" | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,624 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | The village idiot went up to a guy and said, "PEE PEE VAGINA!" | -2 | 0 | 118 | 9,625 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He came pre-naturally. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,626 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Had he not had the desire to say what had happened, what had happened after wouldn't have happened anyway. | 137 | 0 | 118 | 9,627 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "I'm sorry, but you are not the JIM BOB who has the cuckold fetish and hired me over the phone to fuck your wife with my mandingo friend?" | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,628 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,629 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | You're saying that you knew we were brother and sister before we had sex? | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,630 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Arthur knew he had to escape quickly, but he decided to bend over to pick up his notepad; much to his surprise the jeans ripped open, exposing a volcano of shit all over the room, terrorizing everyone. | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,631 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He thought he was smart, sneaking headphones into the assembly, but it just meant he was the only one in the auditorium that didn't hear himself ejaculate. | 127 | 0 | 118 | 9,632 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "I'd love to come to your party, but your wife is an insufferable cunt and I don't want to have to talk to that darky your sister married." | 16 | 0 | 118 | 9,633 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "So my foot's totally stuck in there right? I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure, I still have half a pie left." Drake Bell | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,634 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He looked puzzled, shifting his steps quickly, as he gazed at the shiny parcel of nothingness glittering under his feet, all the while re-arranging the loose change clicking endlessly in his pocket. | 4 | 0 | 118 | 9,635 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Daniel stared at the donut dangling between his mother's legs, and without missing a beat glanced at his father and said, "You gonna eat that?" | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,636 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | You looked into my eyes as I looked at your forehead.
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[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Disgusted by his deformed figure in wheelchair and crooked teeth, she gazed at his tearful face as he said - "Will you go out with me?" | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,638 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He saw a girl approaching him while waving so he waved back, but as she came closer and closer to him he noticed that she did not wave at him but to someone else. | 59 | 0 | 118 | 9,639 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Well that's was hawkward!" | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,640 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Hey... I, umm... was wondering... like, you know... that one thing that we, umm, talked about... and... you know... never mind, I umm... figured it out... and, like... don't worry about it. | 71 | 0 | 118 | 9,641 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Dad? Why are you in rehab?" Exclaimed Dan
"I should ask you the same question, son!" Retorted Dan's dad.
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[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | She turned to me smiling and I couldn't help to beam back at my goddess, but as I approached, I noticed her eyes did not catch mine and heard a gruff answering call to her grin at my back. | 5 | 0 | 118 | 9,643 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Suit pants about his knees, Elroy, with his crack still full of shit after endless wipes, hopelessly grabbed the last thin sheet of toilet paper in the stall. | 8 | 0 | 118 | 9,644 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | An entire slice of American cheese escaped from Jim's asshole, as he was farting on his neighbors hamster. | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,645 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Tiffany told Anne she loved her, but Anne not wanting to reply, just stood there. | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,646 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Not for school learning and I with best English speaking, are you think? | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,647 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Dog walked I block around cat chased he and happy was. | 4 | 0 | 118 | 9,648 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | The smell wafted around the dinner table, there was no confusion though since my new girlfriend's queef had been audible. | 4 | 0 | 118 | 9,649 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | What, no six word limit!? | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,650 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Yes sir, while I see that you, Sally's grandparents, mother, and 2 year old sister didn't expect to come home to this, if you could just let me finish in her mouth, we can all sit down and have a nice, civil chat about how you should really knock before barging in your own front door like that while I'm face-fucking yo... | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,651 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Awkward request is awkward; did you want awkward 'awkward' or awkward sentence or awkward story? | 12 | 0 | 118 | 9,652 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Sorry for dunking on your kid so hard that we travelled back in time and I became his dad."
-@Buckyisotope | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,653 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | When you consider the what of the but then and make it for all of the here, such as before and when between positive terminals the arc creates a what of yes. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,654 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | The constipated mathematician worked his problem out with a pencil. | 18 | 0 | 118 | 9,655 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,656 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | It was only a matter of time until Juan and Rick came into contact with the slide rule, and they knew it would be much wetter than before. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,657 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,658 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | .around turned little a is sentence my Sorry, | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,659 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Hi,
a/s/l?" | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,660 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Le holds up spork. | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,661 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,662 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He couldn't imagine holding it for another minute; with a surge of hurried decisions he stood and squirmed past the knees of the audience with his back to the stage and a spot already appearing on his pants. | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,663 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Congratulations, it's a boy! Sorta." | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,664 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Timmy had had the worst christmas he'd ever had since that time he'd had to buy his own present with the cash santa had left for him on the mantle even though he had known santa was just really his busy mother. | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,665 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | At the sleep over with skin-e-max playing on the big screen tv, we passed around the friendship sock as Joey called it, and by the next morning the sock was a petrified statue. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,666 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,667 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Eric stared at his desk, while the sweat drip from his forehead onto his jacket. The seconds seemed like hours as his teacher bent over next to him to help the adjacent student. Her bum only inches from his face. | -1 | 0 | 118 | 9,668 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
It's hard to beat the classics. | 4 | 0 | 118 | 9,669 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | After Megan launched up to excuse herself from the lunch table, Greg dipped his french fry into the fresh red leakage on the seat, giggling and thinking she sat in ketchup. | 4 | 0 | 118 | 9,670 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Shit, *shit*, we've made eye contact; if I look away too fast it'll seem like I was doing something wrong, but if I don't look away fast enough I'll seem like a creepy weirdo--maybe I can pretend like I just *happened* to be zoning out while staring in her direction...FUCK I said that all out loud, didn't I?"
Might'v... | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,671 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "Cuddle up," he whispered into my ear, as something hot and thick began to fill the gap between our bodies in the church pew. | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,672 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Fucking cunts, someone should just shoot them already
EDIT: sorry, wrong thread | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,673 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Then, Mrs. Clinton discovered she'd gone one knuckle too deep; the Arkansas Squeel might have been overly ambitious. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,674 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | No, she wasn't impressed and, no, she'd never heard of ["The Naked Man."](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Naked%20Man) | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,675 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,676 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Jake walked to school thinking then he walked to the class and wrote on the board like he did. | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,677 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,678 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | The erection he had had had had no effect on her desire to speak to him, nor was she especially pleased to feel it pressing into her hip as she waited to exit the subway. | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,679 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. | 3 | 0 | 118 | 9,680 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Nobody said a word, but I knew they'd heard the little toot even if they hadn't felt the accompanying lump. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,681 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | John didn't know whether or not to unzip the gimp mask to greet his girlfriend's parents. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,682 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | *"I'm so proud of you, Tom. You really paid attention to mama's cooking lessons, didn't you? This meat is fantastic*", said Mrs. Parker, while wondering within her thoughts when she would finally get to meet her newborn grand-daughter. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,683 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,684 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He ran backwards not knowing what he hadn't known before but knowing that he would soon learn what he knew best | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,685 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,686 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | The very picture of intense anger of a muskrat manifested afore me and cravenly I gibbered for my camera, for it lies destroyed in the nearby ravine - destroyed minutes ago by my fumbling hasty hands.
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[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He lowered himself into the bath tub filled with his mother's hot breast milk. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,688 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Amanda M. Ros edition:
He felt whiskers of tremulating vibrations jostle the soft globule white-cheeked asses between his linen friends, christened "tan trousers"; and though he thought the tribulation swept asunder from the attentive shrews all about the pews, the darting seers round about swatted his eyes with a sne... | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,689 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | They don't think it be like it is but it do. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,690 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 118 | 9,691 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | If anyone of the whole of you all is in wanting to have been being having been made to have been gotten made, he must have the is wanting to be being. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,692 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | So... You're not gay? | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,693 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | He said, "It's very hard to see," as he looked for his fork on his knee, but she heard, "Will you marry me?" | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,694 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | This is the--possibly awkward--sentence which refers to the writing of the sentence about the writing of the most awkward sentence possible. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,695 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | Frank thought he was alone when he shoved his finger into his nasal cavity and finally dislodged that cursed booger, but when he glanced across the room, he saw his coworker recording the scene with the company laptop. | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,696 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | TIL that my name is awkward... | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,697 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | "I'm good thanks, how are you?" I replied, just as she turned her head to reveal that she was actually talking on her mobile phone. | 2 | 0 | 118 | 9,698 |
[FF] Write the most awkward sentence possible. | i. Jesse Eisenberg makes a fist but Michael Cera comes in hand first and they take turns switching back and forth between fist bumps and handshakes but never at the same time until they realize they're standing in front of two elderly men in wheelchairs with severe Muscular Dystrophy who naturally do those same exact h... | 1 | 0 | 118 | 9,699 |
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