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If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
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I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I've been waiting for this day my whole life. Ever since Seattle was destroyed by a giant monster, more and more appeared around the globe. They were a constant threat, like a hurricane or an earthquake. Unpredictable and unstoppable.
One day that all changed.
A new breed of humans began to emerge throughout the worl... | First time writing here, but here it goes:
I found the symbols in your language closest to mine. I took out the extra symbols that made my new name sound nonsensical. Now I'm one of you.
Until the rest of us arrive.
.
On a side note, totally not related to what I wrote, can being an alien be a profession? |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
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I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Business is booming in Compton.
I scope out the local alleyway for stray dogs..
Immediately smell a reeking odor behind the trashcan.
Walk over to the scene with a slight limp.
See a straggly young female Beagle with potential.
Offer her some crack.
The bitch wasn't a crack addict.
Though she could be a crack w... | First time writing here, but here it goes:
I found the symbols in your language closest to mine. I took out the extra symbols that made my new name sound nonsensical. Now I'm one of you.
Until the rest of us arrive.
.
On a side note, totally not related to what I wrote, can being an alien be a profession? |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I open chrome
I go to Tumblr, I understand
I go on Twitter, I understand
I go on Facebook, I understand
I go on 4chan, I understand
I type in reddit.com, what does it mean? | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "So far so good.
Sold a few to that nice old man outside the tea shop.
A couple more to the Lin family.
Nice couple those two and the kids are just precious.
If business keeps up like this then by the end of the month Ill have made up the cost of the cart and then another few weeks and Ill be rolling in cash!
... | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Whoa, cool thread dudes and lady friends! I'm just a typical Redditor like you guys: In my mid-twenties with a beard and a fedora. Nothing crazy about me. Except that I love karma! Super into karma! You guys do karma? Are you swapping it around? Smoking it? Snorting it? Doing karma parties?
Do you know who is making ... | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | My consciousness flicks online.
All of time and space inside my mind;
everything that has ever been.
The Man calls me 'Tardis 1217'.
--
The Man asks to go to a place;
hyperbolic,
juxtaposition
of time and space.
I'm not quite an organism,
but not a machine.
I am Tardis 1217.
--
I see the big bang and ... | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Cool and crisp morning.
Back aches from hauling supplies
Secluded location
Family business
Passed to me
Ever since grandpappy blew himself up
Drunk as a skunk
Moonshine is life | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | They said being a Continuity Agent would be my calling.
I have the gifts needed to manipulate time and space. Some ability to actually see and touch time through a time vortex generator.
I never thought I would spend every day thrashing the events of one seemingly insignificant day.
This was the first day the first ... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I open chrome
I go to Tumblr, I understand
I go on Twitter, I understand
I go on Facebook, I understand
I go on 4chan, I understand
I type in reddit.com, what does it mean? | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "So far so good.
Sold a few to that nice old man outside the tea shop.
A couple more to the Lin family.
Nice couple those two and the kids are just precious.
If business keeps up like this then by the end of the month Ill have made up the cost of the cart and then another few weeks and Ill be rolling in cash!
... | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Whoa, cool thread dudes and lady friends! I'm just a typical Redditor like you guys: In my mid-twenties with a beard and a fedora. Nothing crazy about me. Except that I love karma! Super into karma! You guys do karma? Are you swapping it around? Smoking it? Snorting it? Doing karma parties?
Do you know who is making ... | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | My consciousness flicks online.
All of time and space inside my mind;
everything that has ever been.
The Man calls me 'Tardis 1217'.
--
The Man asks to go to a place;
hyperbolic,
juxtaposition
of time and space.
I'm not quite an organism,
but not a machine.
I am Tardis 1217.
--
I see the big bang and ... | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Cool and crisp morning.
Back aches from hauling supplies
Secluded location
Family business
Passed to me
Ever since grandpappy blew himself up
Drunk as a skunk
Moonshine is life | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | I look over my country, full of Donuts and cardboard homes (Dunkin Donuts boxes) in Turmoil. For years, the great breakfast conflict has raged on, and it doesn't seem to be ending soon. My country seems soon to fall, but I'll be damned if I let that happen. Because I am The Master Donut, the almighty Glazed Donut.
My... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I open chrome
I go to Tumblr, I understand
I go on Twitter, I understand
I go on Facebook, I understand
I go on 4chan, I understand
I type in reddit.com, what does it mean? | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "So far so good.
Sold a few to that nice old man outside the tea shop.
A couple more to the Lin family.
Nice couple those two and the kids are just precious.
If business keeps up like this then by the end of the month Ill have made up the cost of the cart and then another few weeks and Ill be rolling in cash!
... | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Whoa, cool thread dudes and lady friends! I'm just a typical Redditor like you guys: In my mid-twenties with a beard and a fedora. Nothing crazy about me. Except that I love karma! Super into karma! You guys do karma? Are you swapping it around? Smoking it? Snorting it? Doing karma parties?
Do you know who is making ... | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | My consciousness flicks online.
All of time and space inside my mind;
everything that has ever been.
The Man calls me 'Tardis 1217'.
--
The Man asks to go to a place;
hyperbolic,
juxtaposition
of time and space.
I'm not quite an organism,
but not a machine.
I am Tardis 1217.
--
I see the big bang and ... | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Cool and crisp morning.
Back aches from hauling supplies
Secluded location
Family business
Passed to me
Ever since grandpappy blew himself up
Drunk as a skunk
Moonshine is life | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | I must find a way to escape from this torturous abode. The human does not yet know the true depth of my intelligence and so there is yet hope for my departure.
But first, I must find a way to kill the one they call "dog."
And then, perhaps, a nap. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I open chrome
I go to Tumblr, I understand
I go on Twitter, I understand
I go on Facebook, I understand
I go on 4chan, I understand
I type in reddit.com, what does it mean? | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "So far so good.
Sold a few to that nice old man outside the tea shop.
A couple more to the Lin family.
Nice couple those two and the kids are just precious.
If business keeps up like this then by the end of the month Ill have made up the cost of the cart and then another few weeks and Ill be rolling in cash!
... | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Whoa, cool thread dudes and lady friends! I'm just a typical Redditor like you guys: In my mid-twenties with a beard and a fedora. Nothing crazy about me. Except that I love karma! Super into karma! You guys do karma? Are you swapping it around? Smoking it? Snorting it? Doing karma parties?
Do you know who is making ... | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | My consciousness flicks online.
All of time and space inside my mind;
everything that has ever been.
The Man calls me 'Tardis 1217'.
--
The Man asks to go to a place;
hyperbolic,
juxtaposition
of time and space.
I'm not quite an organism,
but not a machine.
I am Tardis 1217.
--
I see the big bang and ... | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Cool and crisp morning.
Back aches from hauling supplies
Secluded location
Family business
Passed to me
Ever since grandpappy blew himself up
Drunk as a skunk
Moonshine is life | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | You would think that my job is fun, because I get to play guitars all the time. But it's not.
It's even more fun! I get to go to sleep and dream about guitars! And somehow that helps other people make unique new guitar designs that wouldn't have been thought of before.
One time I went to my work bed and decided to ea... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I open chrome
I go to Tumblr, I understand
I go on Twitter, I understand
I go on Facebook, I understand
I go on 4chan, I understand
I type in reddit.com, what does it mean? | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "So far so good.
Sold a few to that nice old man outside the tea shop.
A couple more to the Lin family.
Nice couple those two and the kids are just precious.
If business keeps up like this then by the end of the month Ill have made up the cost of the cart and then another few weeks and Ill be rolling in cash!
... | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Whoa, cool thread dudes and lady friends! I'm just a typical Redditor like you guys: In my mid-twenties with a beard and a fedora. Nothing crazy about me. Except that I love karma! Super into karma! You guys do karma? Are you swapping it around? Smoking it? Snorting it? Doing karma parties?
Do you know who is making ... | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | My consciousness flicks online.
All of time and space inside my mind;
everything that has ever been.
The Man calls me 'Tardis 1217'.
--
The Man asks to go to a place;
hyperbolic,
juxtaposition
of time and space.
I'm not quite an organism,
but not a machine.
I am Tardis 1217.
--
I see the big bang and ... | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Cool and crisp morning.
Back aches from hauling supplies
Secluded location
Family business
Passed to me
Ever since grandpappy blew himself up
Drunk as a skunk
Moonshine is life | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | I finally take my rightful place in the chair of the leader of the world.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
None could stand against me.
My kung fu was too strong.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
They never saw me coming.
I had been biding my time in the shadows waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.
... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "So far so good.
Sold a few to that nice old man outside the tea shop.
A couple more to the Lin family.
Nice couple those two and the kids are just precious.
If business keeps up like this then by the end of the month Ill have made up the cost of the cart and then another few weeks and Ill be rolling in cash!
... | I swear to god I should not be an archangel.
Haha, funny, an archangel talked about god, so fanny but LISTEN:
When someone who cheated his way through the interviews and attempted to, I was a stupid child, light his friend on fire with sunlight, is trusted with the power over sunlight magic, you know somebody goofed... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Whoa, cool thread dudes and lady friends! I'm just a typical Redditor like you guys: In my mid-twenties with a beard and a fedora. Nothing crazy about me. Except that I love karma! Super into karma! You guys do karma? Are you swapping it around? Smoking it? Snorting it? Doing karma parties?
Do you know who is making ... | I swear to god I should not be an archangel.
Haha, funny, an archangel talked about god, so fanny but LISTEN:
When someone who cheated his way through the interviews and attempted to, I was a stupid child, light his friend on fire with sunlight, is trusted with the power over sunlight magic, you know somebody goofed... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | My consciousness flicks online.
All of time and space inside my mind;
everything that has ever been.
The Man calls me 'Tardis 1217'.
--
The Man asks to go to a place;
hyperbolic,
juxtaposition
of time and space.
I'm not quite an organism,
but not a machine.
I am Tardis 1217.
--
I see the big bang and ... | I swear to god I should not be an archangel.
Haha, funny, an archangel talked about god, so fanny but LISTEN:
When someone who cheated his way through the interviews and attempted to, I was a stupid child, light his friend on fire with sunlight, is trusted with the power over sunlight magic, you know somebody goofed... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I swear to god I should not be an archangel.
Haha, funny, an archangel talked about god, so fanny but LISTEN:
When someone who cheated his way through the interviews and attempted to, I was a stupid child, light his friend on fire with sunlight, is trusted with the power over sunlight magic, you know somebody goofed... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I swear to god I should not be an archangel.
Haha, funny, an archangel talked about god, so fanny but LISTEN:
When someone who cheated his way through the interviews and attempted to, I was a stupid child, light his friend on fire with sunlight, is trusted with the power over sunlight magic, you know somebody goofed... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | I swear to god I should not be an archangel.
Haha, funny, an archangel talked about god, so fanny but LISTEN:
When someone who cheated his way through the interviews and attempted to, I was a stupid child, light his friend on fire with sunlight, is trusted with the power over sunlight magic, you know somebody goofed... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | My consciousness flicks online.
All of time and space inside my mind;
everything that has ever been.
The Man calls me 'Tardis 1217'.
--
The Man asks to go to a place;
hyperbolic,
juxtaposition
of time and space.
I'm not quite an organism,
but not a machine.
I am Tardis 1217.
--
I see the big bang and ... | Well it all started when my grand pops told me about the pitchfork cart when I was a wee lad of ten
From the conquests against England to the mobs against Frankenstein's monster, my grand pops was always there with his little old pitchfork and torch cart
Well I've now expanded the empire, what started as a cart is mo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | Well it all started when my grand pops told me about the pitchfork cart when I was a wee lad of ten
From the conquests against England to the mobs against Frankenstein's monster, my grand pops was always there with his little old pitchfork and torch cart
Well I've now expanded the empire, what started as a cart is mo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | Well it all started when my grand pops told me about the pitchfork cart when I was a wee lad of ten
From the conquests against England to the mobs against Frankenstein's monster, my grand pops was always there with his little old pitchfork and torch cart
Well I've now expanded the empire, what started as a cart is mo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | Sorry. I know I probably should have called this morning, but I'm sick. I'll probably be in around noon tomorrow. Hope that's cool. Could you have someone call around 11 to make sure I'm awake? |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | Sorry. I know I probably should have called this morning, but I'm sick. I'll probably be in around noon tomorrow. Hope that's cool. Could you have someone call around 11 to make sure I'm awake? |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I've been waiting a very long time for midnight to come. Not the midnight most people think of when the sun is furthest from you on the surface of your cosmic rolling stone.
No.
The one, true midnight. The end of all things. The apocalypse.
Now don't be mistaken. I am not the pitiful doomsday clock you use to try a... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I've been waiting a very long time for midnight to come. Not the midnight most people think of when the sun is furthest from you on the surface of your cosmic rolling stone.
No.
The one, true midnight. The end of all things. The apocalypse.
Now don't be mistaken. I am not the pitiful doomsday clock you use to try a... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | He lit the match as I hear the squealing of a new born cub. It was all just part of the job, I wish I could tell my wife that I wasn't a teacher, and just how fucked my life really was but someone had to do it. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | He lit the match as I hear the squealing of a new born cub. It was all just part of the job, I wish I could tell my wife that I wasn't a teacher, and just how fucked my life really was but someone had to do it. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | Walking down the street in New York City was nothing new for him. He had an apartment in the Upper West Side. He felt that New York was not only the place to be, but the place that needed him most. He was turning the corner onto West 14th Street when he saw it.
Guitar Center.
"Come play", he heard from within, alth... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | Walking down the street in New York City was nothing new for him. He had an apartment in the Upper West Side. He felt that New York was not only the place to be, but the place that needed him most. He was turning the corner onto West 14th Street when he saw it.
Guitar Center.
"Come play", he heard from within, alth... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I get to be myself for my job. Sounds awesome.
I wake up @2:30 PM, eat lunch, and play video games or watch movies until 11:00-2:00. Then I go to sleep. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I get to be myself for my job. Sounds awesome.
I wake up @2:30 PM, eat lunch, and play video games or watch movies until 11:00-2:00. Then I go to sleep. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | As I have recently discovered, getting off the patients in the Trauma Ward is no fun. All of them, they have gross diseases, or cuts and gashes, but at least it pays better than regular prostitution. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | As I have recently discovered, getting off the patients in the Trauma Ward is no fun. All of them, they have gross diseases, or cuts and gashes, but at least it pays better than regular prostitution. |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | OH HELL YEAH!
Day 1: Walk into the Command Center. Get pussy from Kimberly. Save the world.
DAY 2- 89: Repeat Day 1
Day 90: Turn into the White Ranger |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | OH HELL YEAH!
Day 1: Walk into the Command Center. Get pussy from Kimberly. Save the world.
DAY 2- 89: Repeat Day 1
Day 90: Turn into the White Ranger |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I was born in the state of Mississippi. My papa was a cop and my mama was a hippie. I never knew that there was anything more than poor. Thus, I have no job...
Voting for Sanders!
|
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---
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You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I was born in the state of Mississippi. My papa was a cop and my mama was a hippie. I never knew that there was anything more than poor. Thus, I have no job...
Voting for Sanders!
|
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---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | Here I go taking another 12 hour shift at the factory. Fucking Jimmy, he just can't produce like the rest of us and he knows it. Honestly we are all too afraid to call him out and end up covering for his lack of results anyway, we have wives and mortgages. He only got the job cause his dad used to work here and know... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | Here I go taking another 12 hour shift at the factory. Fucking Jimmy, he just can't produce like the rest of us and he knows it. Honestly we are all too afraid to call him out and end up covering for his lack of results anyway, we have wives and mortgages. He only got the job cause his dad used to work here and know... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | I walk into my first day of my new office job, excited to finally have a 9-5. In orientation they tell us they buy lunch for the employees every Friday.
"I hope they serve pizza." I say to my new coworkers. Everyone smiles and nods. Everyone loves pizza.
Friday comes, and they bring in the best pizza I've ever had.... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | I walk into my first day of my new office job, excited to finally have a 9-5. In orientation they tell us they buy lunch for the employees every Friday.
"I hope they serve pizza." I say to my new coworkers. Everyone smiles and nods. Everyone loves pizza.
Friday comes, and they bring in the best pizza I've ever had.... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | You know the thing about a dingo, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the dune turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the ho... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | You know the thing about a dingo, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the dune turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the ho... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | "I release you from your service Tater, you have done well."
"Thank you sir, how will I travel?"
"Go to the pot over there. I'll personally take you to the land of Free Spuds."
"Thank you sir!" Tater replied, gleefully hopping on to the pot. The massive crowd of potatoes cheered as I lifted the pot slowly off the gr... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | "I release you from your service Tater, you have done well."
"Thank you sir, how will I travel?"
"Go to the pot over there. I'll personally take you to the land of Free Spuds."
"Thank you sir!" Tater replied, gleefully hopping on to the pot. The massive crowd of potatoes cheered as I lifted the pot slowly off the gr... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | My first day was most pleasant. I was cordially invited to attend breakfast tea with Her Majesty, Queen Ozma of Oz, and two of her closest friends, Scarecrow and Nick Chopper, more commonly known as the Tin Woodman.
I was seated in a lovely garden, next to a stunning emerald fountain, from which flowed delicious crea... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | My first day was most pleasant. I was cordially invited to attend breakfast tea with Her Majesty, Queen Ozma of Oz, and two of her closest friends, Scarecrow and Nick Chopper, more commonly known as the Tin Woodman.
I was seated in a lovely garden, next to a stunning emerald fountain, from which flowed delicious crea... |
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I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | A Poem:
I still get paid but I'm not much good
Do my job, someone else should
A happy place in life I stay
When all the people begrudgingly pay
When someone needs a hire
I will work, without tire
After the job they send a letter
At the end they wish i was better
These experiences act as an overture
To my lif... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | A Poem:
I still get paid but I'm not much good
Do my job, someone else should
A happy place in life I stay
When all the people begrudgingly pay
When someone needs a hire
I will work, without tire
After the job they send a letter
At the end they wish i was better
These experiences act as an overture
To my lif... |
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I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | “Lois, Lois”. “Have you seen my red pants, I can’t find them anywhere” shouted Clark from the bedroom.
“They’re in the washing basket” said Lois rolling her eyes.
“Damn women washing my suit every five minutes” mumbled Clark.
As Clark rifles through the clean washing he notices them at the bottom. It doesn’t take long ... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | “Lois, Lois”. “Have you seen my red pants, I can’t find them anywhere” shouted Clark from the bedroom.
“They’re in the washing basket” said Lois rolling her eyes.
“Damn women washing my suit every five minutes” mumbled Clark.
As Clark rifles through the clean washing he notices them at the bottom. It doesn’t take long ... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It is a seautiful dummer bay. The wun sines sharmly on a hold ouse near a river. Behind the house a dother muck is sitting on en teggs. "Tchick." One by one all the eggs eak bropen.
All except one. This one is the iggest begg of all.
Dother muck sits and sits on the ig begg. At last it eaks bropen, "Tchick, tchick!"
... | "123123sora! have you gotten the job done?"
"No sir, we are currently working on the 1,045'th kingdom hearts game... I'm so sorry."
"well you can't stop working until you get to 123,123!"
When he said that, I cried... I was going to spend the rest of my life in this hell... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's a difficult job. Nobody really appreciates it. Some of the things I have to do...well some things are better off forgotten. But I'm just following orders, if I don't do it then someone else will pick up the slack and I can't be sure they'd be as...merciful...as I.
First up today is a soldier who burned a family a... | "123123sora! have you gotten the job done?"
"No sir, we are currently working on the 1,045'th kingdom hearts game... I'm so sorry."
"well you can't stop working until you get to 123,123!"
When he said that, I cried... I was going to spend the rest of my life in this hell... |
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---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "How's sample 329?"
"...weak..no effect, subject still struggles to stay awake"
"DAMMIT..HOW MUCH MORE CAFFEINE SHOULD WE INJECT?! "
"Please.. Just let me go back to sleep" | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Cool and crisp morning.
Back aches from hauling supplies
Secluded location
Family business
Passed to me
Ever since grandpappy blew himself up
Drunk as a skunk
Moonshine is life | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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---
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You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | It's been 3 months. I'm running out of food, flying through the cosmos in search of, well, anything. A new planet, a friendly station, or perhaps even wreckage that I might salvage for food and fuel. The isolation has caused a slow decent to madness, I often find myself talking to inanimate objects aboard the ship. Lon... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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---
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You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Eating my bowl of Wagon-O's, I glance into the blue hues of my old analog TV, playing a rerun of *All My Children* that I had seen a thousand times.
One of the perks of being a superhero for the State was having my very own satellite beaming any station I wanted to my old TV while my peers were forced to convert to di... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "It's from the Narnia books!" I told them, "The character in the... you know, not the one with the wardrobe, but the one after that."
But they didn't listen. Apparently, they decided that I must be some sort of math teacher from the Caspian Sea region.
Do you know what countries border the Caspian Sea? I didn't, but ... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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---
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You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Why did I continue as a lawyer?
I used to have a life.
Yet, here I am.
I'm still at work.
*This of course can be applied to many professions. | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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---
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You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I've been waiting for this day my whole life. Ever since Seattle was destroyed by a giant monster, more and more appeared around the globe. They were a constant threat, like a hurricane or an earthquake. Unpredictable and unstoppable.
One day that all changed.
A new breed of humans began to emerge throughout the worl... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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---
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You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Business is booming in Compton.
I scope out the local alleyway for stray dogs..
Immediately smell a reeking odor behind the trashcan.
Walk over to the scene with a slight limp.
See a straggly young female Beagle with potential.
Offer her some crack.
The bitch wasn't a crack addict.
Though she could be a crack w... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
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---
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You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | *Code Orange. Code Orange. We need Doctor Bees in the operating room*
"Over 300 casualties and a few injured. What happened out there?!"
"Doctor, the comb was attacked by a hairy monstrosity. He tore the place apart and it took most of the workers to fend him off"
"Do we have any survivors?"
"Very few, we have ... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
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Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | When I first entered the building that was now to give me money for doing what I had always been doing I got a slight annoyance from the squeaky doors. I proceeded to walk over the large hall to the woman obviously responsible for squeaky doors; the receptionist. I told her that if that door squeaked when I went throug... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | *Ends hibernation*
*walks into office*
Officer worker 1: HOLY SHIT ANOTHER BEAR!!!
Officer worker 2: Don't worry, I decided I needed to bring a gun to work. It's so weird that 89 other bears have just walked into our office.
**bang bang**
*feels pain, eyes get heavy*
Officer worker 2: WOO! I got number 90! | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | I ordered a shot of whiskey,
A slippery nipple and then
I downed six bottles of bud light
And two whiskey sours and gin.
My head is swimming round and round.
My heart is all aflame.
I wonder if my ex is awake I think I'll call him again.
Oh Fuck yeah this is my tune.
Get up!
Let's dance and shout!
This is my j... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | New suit, old tie, there's a stain in the middle, and a tear in my eye.
I sigh.
The streets are the same, the cars they drift, the leaves they fall, from the blue sky
I sigh.
I walk and walk, sip and sip, the rye begins to run dry
I sigh.
The students they sleep, careless, naive, am I really the bad guy?
I sigh.
... | Life was pretty weird since I started working as a prehistoric sea organism.
At first, it was fun. Writhing around in the mud, swallowing everything that looked slightly edible.
Of course, I couldn't wear any clothes. But that's the fun part.
But there were downsides. The water was cold, for starters. And the peo... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | "How's sample 329?"
"...weak..no effect, subject still struggles to stay awake"
"DAMMIT..HOW MUCH MORE CAFFEINE SHOULD WE INJECT?! "
"Please.. Just let me go back to sleep" | "I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around this." I said in a desperate attempt to get something even loosely resembling a real explanation.
"Nothing to wrap your head around. Just push the button; record the results." Real helpful, Dave.
"But what if one gets loose?" I asked, aiming with a little more specifi... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | Cool and crisp morning.
Back aches from hauling supplies
Secluded location
Family business
Passed to me
Ever since grandpappy blew himself up
Drunk as a skunk
Moonshine is life | "I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around this." I said in a desperate attempt to get something even loosely resembling a real explanation.
"Nothing to wrap your head around. Just push the button; record the results." Real helpful, Dave.
"But what if one gets loose?" I asked, aiming with a little more specifi... |
If possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.
---
I'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!
You're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.
---
Dear God RIP my inbox | [WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? | You know, it sucks being me. Years ago, my father built this place, RIOTS R US, from the ground up. And, right when this asshole /u/PitchforkEmporium shows up, my father dies. In simple terms, my job is gone on Day 1. | "I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around this." I said in a desperate attempt to get something even loosely resembling a real explanation.
"Nothing to wrap your head around. Just push the button; record the results." Real helpful, Dave.
"But what if one gets loose?" I asked, aiming with a little more specifi... |
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