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[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... | "Man oh man I don't believe it, after 3000 years I finally got one. Oh man we got so much to do I've been prepping so much stuff it's gonna blow your mind, come on times wasting man." Said Satan
I pick myself up and just start running. The hell is going on? I remember driving home from work and wait was that the fucki... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | When the first human got to hell, Satan and all his minions were amazed, no one made it here, no matter how bad were their sins, they repent and ask forgiveness or simply the good actions outweigh the sins.
So Satan like a curious cat took him to his office to make an interview to study him. "So John Felgrand it's yo... | "Man oh man I don't believe it, after 3000 years I finally got one. Oh man we got so much to do I've been prepping so much stuff it's gonna blow your mind, come on times wasting man." Said Satan
I pick myself up and just start running. The hell is going on? I remember driving home from work and wait was that the fucki... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A crisp clap fills the atmosphere with dread, as the overwhelming darkness shifts to an endless sea of fire.
The silhouette of a man with horns is projected ten times its size over the inferno.
"Salutations, Jon," it's distorted voice boomed at the lowest pitch possible. "Welcome to my domain."
The man glanced at... | "Man oh man I don't believe it, after 3000 years I finally got one. Oh man we got so much to do I've been prepping so much stuff it's gonna blow your mind, come on times wasting man." Said Satan
I pick myself up and just start running. The hell is going on? I remember driving home from work and wait was that the fucki... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It takes a moment for me to notice the clapping. I can't hear it, not over the roar of hellfire all around me. It burns with a sonorous crackle with a high pitch that shouldn't be possible, and it's too loud, too close to my ears for how far away the flames are, far enough that I haven't started burning.
But I can see... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "What do you mean, I'm the *only* one? That's impossible!"
"Apparently not", Satan answered, grinning slightly in his immaculately tailored suit. "All you had to do was *try*. Couldn't even manage that, could you? Grace is, dare I say, a hell of a thing, but you've managed to be the one screwup who couldn't qualify."... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Finally, someone worthy!" he exclaims.
I recover from the confusion of suddenly having been transported by an other-worldly force to this unfamiliar place. The presence of a being who looks to be Satan gives me the cue that I am, indeed, dead, and that this may be hell.
"Is this... hell?"
"It sure is buddy", Sata... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | When the first human got to hell, Satan and all his minions were amazed, no one made it here, no matter how bad were their sins, they repent and ask forgiveness or simply the good actions outweigh the sins.
So Satan like a curious cat took him to his office to make an interview to study him. "So John Felgrand it's yo... | The clapping faded.
"Congratulations. You're my only prisoner in Hell. You know, you're a selfish bastard. You took all the guilt and responsibility for everyone and everything." The giant red monstrous man sitting atop the dark and ghastly throne actually smirked.
"I can't be the only one to sent to Hell."
"Everyon... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | "Oh? A visitor?" The figure placed down the book that they were reading and straighten out their robe.
"Er... Hello, um... who are you?" The restless hazy form stared around in the emptiness that encompasses the two of them. "As a matter of fact, who am I? And where is this place?"
The figure slowly clapped its hands... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | *Clap *Clap *Clap *Clap
S: Welcome again! Now, now, now... you must be exhausted. It's been a lifetime since we saw each other last!
What? Do I know you?
S: You bet you do! Actually, you really do BET! You do! Oh, please. You know who I am... It's me! Your old buddy! Beelzebub, Old Scratch! Oh please, we do this ev... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | *Clap *Clap *Clap *Clap
S: Welcome again! Now, now, now... you must be exhausted. It's been a lifetime since we saw each other last!
What? Do I know you?
S: You bet you do! Actually, you really do BET! You do! Oh, please. You know who I am... It's me! Your old buddy! Beelzebub, Old Scratch! Oh please, we do this ev... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | *Clap *Clap *Clap *Clap
S: Welcome again! Now, now, now... you must be exhausted. It's been a lifetime since we saw each other last!
What? Do I know you?
S: You bet you do! Actually, you really do BET! You do! Oh, please. You know who I am... It's me! Your old buddy! Beelzebub, Old Scratch! Oh please, we do this ev... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | *Clap *Clap *Clap *Clap
S: Welcome again! Now, now, now... you must be exhausted. It's been a lifetime since we saw each other last!
What? Do I know you?
S: You bet you do! Actually, you really do BET! You do! Oh, please. You know who I am... It's me! Your old buddy! Beelzebub, Old Scratch! Oh please, we do this ev... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | *Clap *Clap *Clap *Clap
S: Welcome again! Now, now, now... you must be exhausted. It's been a lifetime since we saw each other last!
What? Do I know you?
S: You bet you do! Actually, you really do BET! You do! Oh, please. You know who I am... It's me! Your old buddy! Beelzebub, Old Scratch! Oh please, we do this ev... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | *Clap *Clap *Clap *Clap
S: Welcome again! Now, now, now... you must be exhausted. It's been a lifetime since we saw each other last!
What? Do I know you?
S: You bet you do! Actually, you really do BET! You do! Oh, please. You know who I am... It's me! Your old buddy! Beelzebub, Old Scratch! Oh please, we do this ev... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | *Clap *Clap *Clap *Clap
S: Welcome again! Now, now, now... you must be exhausted. It's been a lifetime since we saw each other last!
What? Do I know you?
S: You bet you do! Actually, you really do BET! You do! Oh, please. You know who I am... It's me! Your old buddy! Beelzebub, Old Scratch! Oh please, we do this ev... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | Clap. Clap. Clap.
Joseph awoke with a jolt from the sound echoing all around him. He was standing up, his unfocused eyes staring at a stairway before him leading to a throne. A man was also at the top, taller than most, wearing a suit that could have been made of charcoal. He had a large grin on his face as he looked... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | Clap. Clap. Clap.
Joseph awoke with a jolt from the sound echoing all around him. He was standing up, his unfocused eyes staring at a stairway before him leading to a throne. A man was also at the top, taller than most, wearing a suit that could have been made of charcoal. He had a large grin on his face as he looked... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | Clap. Clap. Clap.
Joseph awoke with a jolt from the sound echoing all around him. He was standing up, his unfocused eyes staring at a stairway before him leading to a throne. A man was also at the top, taller than most, wearing a suit that could have been made of charcoal. He had a large grin on his face as he looked... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | Clap. Clap. Clap.
Joseph awoke with a jolt from the sound echoing all around him. He was standing up, his unfocused eyes staring at a stairway before him leading to a throne. A man was also at the top, taller than most, wearing a suit that could have been made of charcoal. He had a large grin on his face as he looked... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | Clap. Clap. Clap.
Joseph awoke with a jolt from the sound echoing all around him. He was standing up, his unfocused eyes staring at a stairway before him leading to a throne. A man was also at the top, taller than most, wearing a suit that could have been made of charcoal. He had a large grin on his face as he looked... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | Clap. Clap. Clap.
Joseph awoke with a jolt from the sound echoing all around him. He was standing up, his unfocused eyes staring at a stairway before him leading to a throne. A man was also at the top, taller than most, wearing a suit that could have been made of charcoal. He had a large grin on his face as he looked... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | Clap. Clap. Clap.
Joseph awoke with a jolt from the sound echoing all around him. He was standing up, his unfocused eyes staring at a stairway before him leading to a throne. A man was also at the top, taller than most, wearing a suit that could have been made of charcoal. He had a large grin on his face as he looked... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | "Well, you made it," said the man in red by the window. "Never had anyone here before," he chuckled as he looked me over, for what seemed to be eternity.
"Really?" I asked, surprised, both by the fact that I ended up in Hell, and that I was the first.
"Yeah, well to clarify, we do have other people in Hell, just ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | "Well, you made it," said the man in red by the window. "Never had anyone here before," he chuckled as he looked me over, for what seemed to be eternity.
"Really?" I asked, surprised, both by the fact that I ended up in Hell, and that I was the first.
"Yeah, well to clarify, we do have other people in Hell, just ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | "Well, you made it," said the man in red by the window. "Never had anyone here before," he chuckled as he looked me over, for what seemed to be eternity.
"Really?" I asked, surprised, both by the fact that I ended up in Hell, and that I was the first.
"Yeah, well to clarify, we do have other people in Hell, just ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | "Well, you made it," said the man in red by the window. "Never had anyone here before," he chuckled as he looked me over, for what seemed to be eternity.
"Really?" I asked, surprised, both by the fact that I ended up in Hell, and that I was the first.
"Yeah, well to clarify, we do have other people in Hell, just ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | Today is such a beautiful day, and yet I still refuse to accept the beauty in this world. I have made my decision...today I will end my life and finally find the place I belong.
I have never felt so calm, a wave of acceptance rushes over me. Every movement I make has a graceful flow to it, as if I'm conducting a symph... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | Today is such a beautiful day, and yet I still refuse to accept the beauty in this world. I have made my decision...today I will end my life and finally find the place I belong.
I have never felt so calm, a wave of acceptance rushes over me. Every movement I make has a graceful flow to it, as if I'm conducting a symph... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | Today is such a beautiful day, and yet I still refuse to accept the beauty in this world. I have made my decision...today I will end my life and finally find the place I belong.
I have never felt so calm, a wave of acceptance rushes over me. Every movement I make has a graceful flow to it, as if I'm conducting a symph... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | Today is such a beautiful day, and yet I still refuse to accept the beauty in this world. I have made my decision...today I will end my life and finally find the place I belong.
I have never felt so calm, a wave of acceptance rushes over me. Every movement I make has a graceful flow to it, as if I'm conducting a symph... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | It was agonizing. The fire all around me. My death was slow to come. I felt my flesh sizzle and pop as is cooked. When I died though, the fire didn't stop. I knew I was dead because the flesh wasn't sizzling any more, it was just ash. "Returned to the dust" so to speak.
The burning continued, though I was dead. It wen... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | It was agonizing. The fire all around me. My death was slow to come. I felt my flesh sizzle and pop as is cooked. When I died though, the fire didn't stop. I knew I was dead because the flesh wasn't sizzling any more, it was just ash. "Returned to the dust" so to speak.
The burning continued, though I was dead. It wen... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | It was agonizing. The fire all around me. My death was slow to come. I felt my flesh sizzle and pop as is cooked. When I died though, the fire didn't stop. I knew I was dead because the flesh wasn't sizzling any more, it was just ash. "Returned to the dust" so to speak.
The burning continued, though I was dead. It wen... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | It was agonizing. The fire all around me. My death was slow to come. I felt my flesh sizzle and pop as is cooked. When I died though, the fire didn't stop. I knew I was dead because the flesh wasn't sizzling any more, it was just ash. "Returned to the dust" so to speak.
The burning continued, though I was dead. It wen... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | I awaken gasping, lying naked atop a cold stone ground in the darkness. There's just enough light to make out the walls, which appear to be spinning before my eyes, leaving afterimages behind them. I can't stand up, but if I could I would certainly fall over.
Suddenly light fills the room, and a disgusting gelatinous,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | I awaken gasping, lying naked atop a cold stone ground in the darkness. There's just enough light to make out the walls, which appear to be spinning before my eyes, leaving afterimages behind them. I can't stand up, but if I could I would certainly fall over.
Suddenly light fills the room, and a disgusting gelatinous,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | I awaken gasping, lying naked atop a cold stone ground in the darkness. There's just enough light to make out the walls, which appear to be spinning before my eyes, leaving afterimages behind them. I can't stand up, but if I could I would certainly fall over.
Suddenly light fills the room, and a disgusting gelatinous,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | I awaken gasping, lying naked atop a cold stone ground in the darkness. There's just enough light to make out the walls, which appear to be spinning before my eyes, leaving afterimages behind them. I can't stand up, but if I could I would certainly fall over.
Suddenly light fills the room, and a disgusting gelatinous,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | It was cold. She was just finishing up, making sure everything is nice and clean. 'Must leave nothing behind for the curious' her dad would say. The chain hanging from the light bulb was swining back and forth like a pendulum as if counting the seconds Katrina was taking to purify the horrific scene she created. Most ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | It was cold. She was just finishing up, making sure everything is nice and clean. 'Must leave nothing behind for the curious' her dad would say. The chain hanging from the light bulb was swining back and forth like a pendulum as if counting the seconds Katrina was taking to purify the horrific scene she created. Most ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | It was cold. She was just finishing up, making sure everything is nice and clean. 'Must leave nothing behind for the curious' her dad would say. The chain hanging from the light bulb was swining back and forth like a pendulum as if counting the seconds Katrina was taking to purify the horrific scene she created. Most ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | "Hello? Is anyone here? I was told... well, instructed I needed to, er, come *here*..." I called out to nobody in particular while looking around, making my way down a cobbled path.
Simply based on the towering basalt archway, the imposing statues of demons and devils in menacing poses, and the black iron gates - ea... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | "Hello? Is anyone here? I was told... well, instructed I needed to, er, come *here*..." I called out to nobody in particular while looking around, making my way down a cobbled path.
Simply based on the towering basalt archway, the imposing statues of demons and devils in menacing poses, and the black iron gates - ea... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "What do you mean, I'm the *only* one? That's impossible!"
"Apparently not", Satan answered, grinning slightly in his immaculately tailored suit. "All you had to do was *try*. Couldn't even manage that, could you? Grace is, dare I say, a hell of a thing, but you've managed to be the one screwup who couldn't qualify."... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Finally, someone worthy!" he exclaims.
I recover from the confusion of suddenly having been transported by an other-worldly force to this unfamiliar place. The presence of a being who looks to be Satan gives me the cue that I am, indeed, dead, and that this may be hell.
"Is this... hell?"
"It sure is buddy", Sata... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Exhaustion was the only thing I could feel. The last 3, well, 5--no really, 7 years had been all about other people and lately it had been a complete shitfest. I never took any me-time, and I had paid for it in the end. But I always told myself "eh, I'll sleep when I'm dead".
My first experience of being dead was sitt... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | When the first human got to hell, Satan and all his minions were amazed, no one made it here, no matter how bad were their sins, they repent and ask forgiveness or simply the good actions outweigh the sins.
So Satan like a curious cat took him to his office to make an interview to study him. "So John Felgrand it's yo... |
I apologize. I must say that before any other things are spoken of. There are things that you regret, and choices that you look back on as poor. That they maybe had a semblance of sin or malovence in them.
I... I will attempt to pen my thoughts on the situation that has befallen me.
The darkness came without warn... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "What do you mean, I'm the *only* one? That's impossible!"
"Apparently not", Satan answered, grinning slightly in his immaculately tailored suit. "All you had to do was *try*. Couldn't even manage that, could you? Grace is, dare I say, a hell of a thing, but you've managed to be the one screwup who couldn't qualify."... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Finally, someone worthy!" he exclaims.
I recover from the confusion of suddenly having been transported by an other-worldly force to this unfamiliar place. The presence of a being who looks to be Satan gives me the cue that I am, indeed, dead, and that this may be hell.
"Is this... hell?"
"It sure is buddy", Sata... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... |
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