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[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | When the first human got to hell, Satan and all his minions were amazed, no one made it here, no matter how bad were their sins, they repent and ask forgiveness or simply the good actions outweigh the sins.
So Satan like a curious cat took him to his office to make an interview to study him. "So John Felgrand it's yo... | It was a big day in Hell.
It's first resident was about to arrive.
Satan, had been waiting for eons for someone to arrive. And eons passed. But noone arrived.
So, as it's expected, he became more of a slob around there. Started not cleaning up, not filling up with lava the lava pits, not providing with oxygen the fi... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "What do you mean, I'm the *only* one? That's impossible!"
"Apparently not", Satan answered, grinning slightly in his immaculately tailored suit. "All you had to do was *try*. Couldn't even manage that, could you? Grace is, dare I say, a hell of a thing, but you've managed to be the one screwup who couldn't qualify."... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Finally, someone worthy!" he exclaims.
I recover from the confusion of suddenly having been transported by an other-worldly force to this unfamiliar place. The presence of a being who looks to be Satan gives me the cue that I am, indeed, dead, and that this may be hell.
"Is this... hell?"
"It sure is buddy", Sata... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | When the first human got to hell, Satan and all his minions were amazed, no one made it here, no matter how bad were their sins, they repent and ask forgiveness or simply the good actions outweigh the sins.
So Satan like a curious cat took him to his office to make an interview to study him. "So John Felgrand it's yo... | "It wasn't the first, second, or even the third child you gave her then caused her to lose. It wasn't that you mistreated her, abused her, or caused her such extensive grief. It wasn't that you never kept or maintained any love that didn't go out of its way to be in your life.
It was that once those around you grew st... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "What do you mean, I'm the *only* one? That's impossible!"
"Apparently not", Satan answered, grinning slightly in his immaculately tailored suit. "All you had to do was *try*. Couldn't even manage that, could you? Grace is, dare I say, a hell of a thing, but you've managed to be the one screwup who couldn't qualify."... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Finally, someone worthy!" he exclaims.
I recover from the confusion of suddenly having been transported by an other-worldly force to this unfamiliar place. The presence of a being who looks to be Satan gives me the cue that I am, indeed, dead, and that this may be hell.
"Is this... hell?"
"It sure is buddy", Sata... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... | The cathedral was empty and dusty, almost like an empty tomb. Faint light filtered in through windows far above, creating a menacing mix of shifting shadows. Before him was laid out a path, passing between columns rising far above. Statues lined the stone path, figures of both immeasurable beauty and horrific terror.
... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | They were right about one thing. The sign at the gate really did say "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Other than that, Hell was nothing like I imagined.
When I stepped in, it was not crowded. I saw shapes shambling along, all naked. Every time one of them would catch each other's eyes, they would look away and r... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | It takes a moment for me to notice the clapping. I can't hear it, not over the roar of hellfire all around me. It burns with a sonorous crackle with a high pitch that shouldn't be possible, and it's too loud, too close to my ears for how far away the flames are, far enough that I haven't started burning.
But I can see... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | It takes a moment for me to notice the clapping. I can't hear it, not over the roar of hellfire all around me. It burns with a sonorous crackle with a high pitch that shouldn't be possible, and it's too loud, too close to my ears for how far away the flames are, far enough that I haven't started burning.
But I can see... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | It takes a moment for me to notice the clapping. I can't hear it, not over the roar of hellfire all around me. It burns with a sonorous crackle with a high pitch that shouldn't be possible, and it's too loud, too close to my ears for how far away the flames are, far enough that I haven't started burning.
But I can see... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | It takes a moment for me to notice the clapping. I can't hear it, not over the roar of hellfire all around me. It burns with a sonorous crackle with a high pitch that shouldn't be possible, and it's too loud, too close to my ears for how far away the flames are, far enough that I haven't started burning.
But I can see... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | It takes a moment for me to notice the clapping. I can't hear it, not over the roar of hellfire all around me. It burns with a sonorous crackle with a high pitch that shouldn't be possible, and it's too loud, too close to my ears for how far away the flames are, far enough that I haven't started burning.
But I can see... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | It takes a moment for me to notice the clapping. I can't hear it, not over the roar of hellfire all around me. It burns with a sonorous crackle with a high pitch that shouldn't be possible, and it's too loud, too close to my ears for how far away the flames are, far enough that I haven't started burning.
But I can see... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | I saw him, the amalgamation of all that was evil. His fire stricken gaze pierced through me. I couldn't move, I couldn't speak, he turned in my direction and laughed *hysterically*.
"Hell-oh and welcome to my home, toilets are on the left, beds on the right and beers are in the fridge." Satan spoke almost gleefully. A... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | The last thing I remember was the truck ramming into my drivers side door, a searing pain, and then I woke up in possibly the most posh living room I'd ever seen. It was almost entirely made up of red and pink colors, with some black accents. Everything was sleek, modern, perfectly neat and tidy.
A small man with lar... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | "A PUPPY Holocaust?" Beelzebub spat, "How the hell... How did you even... I mean, I thought it was hilarious when Hitler tricked all those people into thinking the Jews were responsible for all the world's problems, but at least that was theoretically possible. You, though, you did it... with innocent baby dogs? I just... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | The chains rattled as the frozen metal dragged along a large sheet of ice before you. You stood amongst an infinite span of frozen lake in front of a titanic mass of darkness and chilling void. Two red eyes dragged trails of light that resembled brake lights in the night as the figures head swayed gently as it breathed... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | "I don't understand it!" Satan exclaimed. "You've done no wrong all your life, you never even swatted a mosquito!"
"I don't get it either." I replied. "I can't think of anything that could have gotten me sent down here-"
"Waitamoment...." Satan interrupted. "I think I know what did it...Yep, you did the simplest, yet... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | It was the slow clap that was the most annoying. When I arrived, he was just standing there with a big grin slow clapping. This was definitely Hell.
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." Then with a flourish, he struck a pose that looked vaguely similar to any Indian Bollywood movie cov... | Hell? I was in... Hell? I couldn't remember the moments prior to my death, but I could remember the rest of my life: I didn't think I'd end up in Hell. I really didn't. What did I do wrong? I had to know. I had to.
He was still clapping. He looked... Happy. Not evil happy like you expect the Devil - was he the Devil? ... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "What do you mean, I'm the *only* one? That's impossible!"
"Apparently not", Satan answered, grinning slightly in his immaculately tailored suit. "All you had to do was *try*. Couldn't even manage that, could you? Grace is, dare I say, a hell of a thing, but you've managed to be the one screwup who couldn't qualify."... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Finally, someone worthy!" he exclaims.
I recover from the confusion of suddenly having been transported by an other-worldly force to this unfamiliar place. The presence of a being who looks to be Satan gives me the cue that I am, indeed, dead, and that this may be hell.
"Is this... hell?"
"It sure is buddy", Sata... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | When the first human got to hell, Satan and all his minions were amazed, no one made it here, no matter how bad were their sins, they repent and ask forgiveness or simply the good actions outweigh the sins.
So Satan like a curious cat took him to his office to make an interview to study him. "So John Felgrand it's yo... | The smell on the walls burned my lungs as I drew in a breath. It was warmer than I cared for so I removed my coat and hung it on the rack to my right. A figure sat in an iron throne laden with rubies the size of my closed fist; naked women with bat-like wings, masterfully sculpted, supported each armrest. The figures e... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | As Satan stood up from his throne, he began clapping and laughing as hard as he could.
"Congratulations on being the first person to make it to hell. You are the first person to make it to hell. Billion upon billions have managed to make it to heaven even those who are considered to be the worst humanity has to offer... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I've been in Hell for less than 5 minutes and I'm already going mad. I've walked the length and width of this tiny island 3 times and found no sign of life or purpose anywhere. Is this my punishment, to spend eternity isolated from everything with no explanation? I tried jumping off the island into the darkness, but I ... | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | I woke to the sensation of smooth stone on my bare skin. I sat up drowsily, rubbing the sleep from my eyes and trying to make sense of what happened. Last I remembered, I was composing a brief when I felt an intense pain in my chest, then... nothing. A heart attack?
Wherever I was now, it certainly wasn't a hospital.... | I was awakened by a slow drip of water on my forehead, which decended towards my temples in either side. Pain and burning flesh was my next conscious thought as I realized that it wasn't water but rather some sort of acid that rose me out of my death dream. I scrambled to my feet quickly as another drop was being affec... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | Cold claps rumbled and rippled through the red, cracked ground. For the first time in a long time, I was almost alone. Where I had come from, loneliness wasn't allowed.
He stood there in all his dark majesty and wore a look I had seen before. I had seen it many times: he was shocked. Hidden in his broken eyes was ano... | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Where am I?"
"Why, Hell of course!"
"Hey, it's not too bad. I was expecting a...."
"A lake of fire? Haha, no this is it. Just you and me. And nothing else."
I'm a little relieved. I hadn't lived the best life. I was expecting a fiery lake of fire but this, this isn't too bad. Just emptiness all around.
I look aro... | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Dibs." I cried out over the Devil's clapping and laughter. He didn't seem to hear me, so I screamed it again. "**Dibs!**"
The Devil stopped and looked at me. "What do you mean 'dibs'?" He blinked, a little confused by my reaction.
I looked around the vast vastness of Hell before turning to Lucifer once more. "Well, ... | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | A voice boomed, "Kneel, mortal."
I was dazed, and more than a little confused. My heart pounded in my chest, and I felt an overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread, although I couldn't quite remember why. My head darted left and right as I tried desperately to find the source of the voice, but as far as I could tell, t... | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | When the first human got to hell, Satan and all his minions were amazed, no one made it here, no matter how bad were their sins, they repent and ask forgiveness or simply the good actions outweigh the sins.
So Satan like a curious cat took him to his office to make an interview to study him. "So John Felgrand it's yo... | "I expected quite few more souls packed in here when we started developing the place," Satan chuckled as I approached slowly. "But as you can see, its a ghost town."
I suspect He had rehearsed that last line for quite some time.
"But really, any day now they will come pouring in, and we won't have room for them all,... | |
[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping. | "Welcome!, this is truly impressive, no one has ever been sent here before." The devil gives me an enthusiastic round of applause.
"Wait... so there's no one else here?, that's not good. How am I to pass the time?"
"Well I'm here obviously as the ruler of this place, not that there's been much to do until now." The... | "What do you mean, I'm the *only* one? That's impossible!"
"Apparently not", Satan answered, grinning slightly in his immaculately tailored suit. "All you had to do was *try*. Couldn't even manage that, could you? Grace is, dare I say, a hell of a thing, but you've managed to be the one screwup who couldn't qualify."... |
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