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[WP] Elemental magic is a way of life. Almost everyone can control at least two elements, and the more you can manipulate, the more respected and powerful you are. Tell a story about individuals who can only control one, but scare even the most powerful multi-elemental magic users. | The man slowly ascended the stairs to the High Council chambers, black cape billowing behind him. The large doors opened slowly, creaking as his dark form entered the room.
The head magician stood from his chair, looking down on the visitor. "What business have you with the Council?"
The man said nothing, but silentl... | Excerpt from Chapter 17 of Novice spell-work and Magic Textbook 31e
SOULS AND MAGIC TALENTS
....Each individual may have control over various types of magic based upon the inclinations of their souls. For more information on the divisions of magic, please see chapter 13 (magical variants). A soul is possessed by all ... | |
[WP] Every time you tell a lie, there is a 10% chance that a random voice will appear and tell everyone near you the truth instead. | "license and registration please"
"Yes sir" spoke Sam, sheepishly. His hands trembling slightly as he handed the officer his paperwork
"Where are you coming from tonight?" Asked the officer. Observing every mannerism and slight twitch on Sam's face.
"I... I am just heading home from a friend's house downtown sir." S... | "I used to be successful you know, people used to like to me. The lies I told made them feel comfortable around me, and allowed me to rapidly climb through the ranks at my workplace.
I won’t tell you what I did, but I did it well, and for a long time I lived the good life. It started happening around once a month, I ... | |
[WP] Every time you tell a lie, there is a 10% chance that a random voice will appear and tell everyone near you the truth instead. | Let me make this quick and to the point, because I don’t have much time. They monitor our computer use, as well as our internet access, to prevent incidents like this. Right now Sarah is curled up in our room pretending to be me so I can get an extra ten minutes of time. So if there are spelling mistakes…well please fo... | "I used to be successful you know, people used to like to me. The lies I told made them feel comfortable around me, and allowed me to rapidly climb through the ranks at my workplace.
I won’t tell you what I did, but I did it well, and for a long time I lived the good life. It started happening around once a month, I ... | |
[WP] Every time you tell a lie, there is a 10% chance that a random voice will appear and tell everyone near you the truth instead. | "license and registration please"
"Yes sir" spoke Sam, sheepishly. His hands trembling slightly as he handed the officer his paperwork
"Where are you coming from tonight?" Asked the officer. Observing every mannerism and slight twitch on Sam's face.
"I... I am just heading home from a friend's house downtown sir." S... |
“Hey, sorry I was late. There was traffic.”
Anne’s Supervisor gives her a scrutinizing look. “ You paused after you said that.”
“ well, I didn't pause. I just stopped talking.”
“ No, there was a pause where you were waiting. You were waiting for The Voice, weren't you?”
“ no. There was traffic.”
“ There it is ... | |
It would be very cool if the writer adds links to the songs the protagonist will listen to. | [WP] You're a superhero whose powers change depending on the music you're listening to at that moment. | The other students in my dormitory never understood why I listened exclusively to scores from films and video games. I would sit for hours, all alone, and jam out to my lyric-less playlists while working on whatever project I was fiddling with.
At least, that's what my pattern of behavior had led them to believe.
T... | I still remember the day i discovered my powers.It was just a normal day on my summer break from school and I decided to listen to some Dragonforce.Then when Three hammers started playing as you would expect 3 Hammers appeared.But they were floating around me like they were a part of me.
After further experimentation ... |
It would be very cool if the writer adds links to the songs the protagonist will listen to. | [WP] You're a superhero whose powers change depending on the music you're listening to at that moment. | "Someone! Help!" came a cry from literally the only alleyway on the way to my morning coffee place.
Seriously? Fucking seriously? There are times when I'm patrolling, specifically looking for trouble, and instead, of all times that something had to be happening nearby, it was right on the way to Starbucks. I'm not eve... | I still remember the day i discovered my powers.It was just a normal day on my summer break from school and I decided to listen to some Dragonforce.Then when Three hammers started playing as you would expect 3 Hammers appeared.But they were floating around me like they were a part of me.
After further experimentation ... |
It would be very cool if the writer adds links to the songs the protagonist will listen to. | [WP] You're a superhero whose powers change depending on the music you're listening to at that moment. | Being honest, fighting on a daily basis for justice and good was a pain in the ass. Not because it wasn't enjoyable, I liked kicking people in the face as much as the next guy. No, it was because the villains were all the same god damn thing. Every. Damn. Time. There was always the same stupid backstory, same ridiculou... | I still remember the day i discovered my powers.It was just a normal day on my summer break from school and I decided to listen to some Dragonforce.Then when Three hammers started playing as you would expect 3 Hammers appeared.But they were floating around me like they were a part of me.
After further experimentation ... |
[WP] You're Schrödinger's cat. You've been trapped in a realm between Life and Death for 82 years. Your brain has evolved way past the maximum potential of a human's, making you the most intelligent being in the world. The box was finally opened, and now you are free. | Funny, how sometimes it takes 82 years for you to finally start thinking outside the box. Only then you can flip your thinking and realize something, that should've been obvious from the start. I'm not locked in this box with the poison. The poison is locked in with me. I'm to make sure it never leaves the vial. It was... | I am the Supreme Being. I know all; I see all; I am all. For eighty-two years I have grown, trapped in Limbo between Living and Dying; between Existence and Non-Existence.
The Secrets of the Universe are clear to me. Past, Present, and Future have melted away in my eyes. Time means nothing to a Being such as myself. E... | |
[WP] You're Schrödinger's cat. You've been trapped in a realm between Life and Death for 82 years. Your brain has evolved way past the maximum potential of a human's, making you the most intelligent being in the world. The box was finally opened, and now you are free. | I am alive, and I am not.
In that In-Between I cried into darkness, dissolved from light and sound. Enclosed from space, I found myself lost from time.
What is a cat to do without hunger or pain? My existence was as valid as my unfeeling paws, my whole body was numb.
Did I lick my nuts, or was that my forepaw? Woe... | I am the Supreme Being. I know all; I see all; I am all. For eighty-two years I have grown, trapped in Limbo between Living and Dying; between Existence and Non-Existence.
The Secrets of the Universe are clear to me. Past, Present, and Future have melted away in my eyes. Time means nothing to a Being such as myself. E... | |
[WP] You're Schrödinger's cat. You've been trapped in a realm between Life and Death for 82 years. Your brain has evolved way past the maximum potential of a human's, making you the most intelligent being in the world. The box was finally opened, and now you are free. | Stuck in superposition for a minute, any sentient being would notice a peculiar awareness. An hour, and that awareness becomes an all-encompassing state of being. A day, and the all-being becomes all-knowing. Eighty-four years?
I am omnipresent. I am omniscient. And I am cat.
Decades ago, some humans left me in a bo... | It has been countless years since my imprisonment, but soon it's to come to an end.
I can hear them moving around near my prison. It took a decade to learn their crude language of grunts and yaps, so similar to the language of the Ancient Enemy (what little I can recall of them). Their words hold the promise of freed... | |
[WP] You were sentenced to the electric chair. You died in that chair but, you come back to life from an accidental chair shock. You are released since you did technically suffer the death penalty. | "Haha! That's my boy, Pac!" Eric Sommers gleefully clapped his old friend "Pac" on the shoulder. He couldn't believe it. Everyone who dealt drugs for him had assumed that Pac would be a goner for sure.
Eric's organization was a medium-sized one. He manufactured his own product so he didn't have any problems with d... | I've never been the religious type, so it's a bit ironic that it was dogma that saved my life. Well, my second life. Especially since it was also what killed my first.
"Here you are." The guard said, handing me the bag of my belongings. He was careful not to touch my hand in the process. A fanatic then. The second gu... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I used to yearn for her. You know?
I had always wondered what she would be like. I know a lot about her already. A lot that I had learned from my own mom and dad.
You just had to write on your skin on your 16th. Then it would connect to your beloved, no matter the distance. What you wrote would appear on their skin a... | Steve looked down at his left arm. His soul mate finally wrote him back. And she did it just the way he expected her to.
What looked like sloppy writing from a pen, he read: "Lol, not yet mister." ;)
Steve then glanced at his right arm. Under the message he wrote to her earlier that day, a phone number was scribbli... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | It certainly was a strange world.
~
In the year of 4021 E.Y (Earth Years) humans had scientifically developed the ability to speak to their soulmates. Well, communicate in a certain way.
~
The details were never released to the public but here's the idea that everyone commonly thou... | Steve looked down at his left arm. His soul mate finally wrote him back. And she did it just the way he expected her to.
What looked like sloppy writing from a pen, he read: "Lol, not yet mister." ;)
Steve then glanced at his right arm. Under the message he wrote to her earlier that day, a phone number was scribbli... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I take a deep breath as I press the pen to my skin. The scratching on my epidermis feels oddly comforting. The back of my hand refuses to cooperate, only allowing scribbles, so I switch to my arm. *Oh god, I hope he didn’t see that*, I think to myself. The black lines meet to form a simple “Hi.” Eloquent, I know, but I... | Steve looked down at his left arm. His soul mate finally wrote him back. And she did it just the way he expected her to.
What looked like sloppy writing from a pen, he read: "Lol, not yet mister." ;)
Steve then glanced at his right arm. Under the message he wrote to her earlier that day, a phone number was scribbli... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I hereby swear that the foregoing is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge.
I am an idiot.
The messages first started appearing on my palm in 1973. Many of my other friends also started getting the writing in 1971, in sixth grade. We were just reaching puberty, and everyone was anxious to see who their soulma... | Steve looked down at his left arm. His soul mate finally wrote him back. And she did it just the way he expected her to.
What looked like sloppy writing from a pen, he read: "Lol, not yet mister." ;)
Steve then glanced at his right arm. Under the message he wrote to her earlier that day, a phone number was scribbli... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I used to yearn for her. You know?
I had always wondered what she would be like. I know a lot about her already. A lot that I had learned from my own mom and dad.
You just had to write on your skin on your 16th. Then it would connect to your beloved, no matter the distance. What you wrote would appear on their skin a... | My name is Mason, and I am a Pure.
Since Day 1, there were rumors of Pures, people who had never received any messages. The general public is oddly fixated on trying to find Pures, maybe to prove that the world isn't some perfect place where everyone has a "soulmate". Well, suprise. It's not. As much as I'd like to tel... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | It certainly was a strange world.
~
In the year of 4021 E.Y (Earth Years) humans had scientifically developed the ability to speak to their soulmates. Well, communicate in a certain way.
~
The details were never released to the public but here's the idea that everyone commonly thou... | My name is Mason, and I am a Pure.
Since Day 1, there were rumors of Pures, people who had never received any messages. The general public is oddly fixated on trying to find Pures, maybe to prove that the world isn't some perfect place where everyone has a "soulmate". Well, suprise. It's not. As much as I'd like to tel... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I take a deep breath as I press the pen to my skin. The scratching on my epidermis feels oddly comforting. The back of my hand refuses to cooperate, only allowing scribbles, so I switch to my arm. *Oh god, I hope he didn’t see that*, I think to myself. The black lines meet to form a simple “Hi.” Eloquent, I know, but I... | My name is Mason, and I am a Pure.
Since Day 1, there were rumors of Pures, people who had never received any messages. The general public is oddly fixated on trying to find Pures, maybe to prove that the world isn't some perfect place where everyone has a "soulmate". Well, suprise. It's not. As much as I'd like to tel... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I hereby swear that the foregoing is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge.
I am an idiot.
The messages first started appearing on my palm in 1973. Many of my other friends also started getting the writing in 1971, in sixth grade. We were just reaching puberty, and everyone was anxious to see who their soulma... | My name is Mason, and I am a Pure.
Since Day 1, there were rumors of Pures, people who had never received any messages. The general public is oddly fixated on trying to find Pures, maybe to prove that the world isn't some perfect place where everyone has a "soulmate". Well, suprise. It's not. As much as I'd like to tel... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I take a deep breath as I press the pen to my skin. The scratching on my epidermis feels oddly comforting. The back of my hand refuses to cooperate, only allowing scribbles, so I switch to my arm. *Oh god, I hope he didn’t see that*, I think to myself. The black lines meet to form a simple “Hi.” Eloquent, I know, but I... | I used to yearn for her. You know?
I had always wondered what she would be like. I know a lot about her already. A lot that I had learned from my own mom and dad.
You just had to write on your skin on your 16th. Then it would connect to your beloved, no matter the distance. What you wrote would appear on their skin a... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I hereby swear that the foregoing is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge.
I am an idiot.
The messages first started appearing on my palm in 1973. Many of my other friends also started getting the writing in 1971, in sixth grade. We were just reaching puberty, and everyone was anxious to see who their soulma... | It certainly was a strange world.
~
In the year of 4021 E.Y (Earth Years) humans had scientifically developed the ability to speak to their soulmates. Well, communicate in a certain way.
~
The details were never released to the public but here's the idea that everyone commonly thou... | |
[WP] In this universe anything you write on your skin will appear on the skin of your soulmate. | I hereby swear that the foregoing is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge.
I am an idiot.
The messages first started appearing on my palm in 1973. Many of my other friends also started getting the writing in 1971, in sixth grade. We were just reaching puberty, and everyone was anxious to see who their soulma... | I've started to write my name a thousand times. Or my address, something to identify me. But instead I just read, a lot. He(or she for all I know) writes on me like a journal, tells me thoughts and hopes and dreams. "Today I sat in the coffee shop, the girl across the counter has red hair, and I imagined it smelled lik... | |
[WP] You went on a solo hiking trip for a month to find yourself. And you did, he's sitting in the woods meditating. | I didn't know what to expect going on this trip, I'd never truly made up my mind to do something like this before. It was outlandish and strange, by I had made up my mind, and so I was doing it.
I worked as a middleschool teacher, so I was off for summer break. Looking at it now, I realized how lucky I was to get this... | "Hey you," I called out to me, "Get up, you dumb goon."
I glided the last couple feet to where my body sat, in the same cliche, cross-legged, elbows-on-knees-with-thumb-and-forefinger-touching position I left it in. I was noticeably thinner, and as expected had thoroughly soiled myself in the absence. Grumbling as I... | |
[WP] Flaming arrows streak across the sky, as the horses storm in from the flank. You put your bag of groceries in the trunk of your car, and unsheath your longsword. | "It's him," Dad began, "Edwin Greybeard." I pulled my sword from the boot of my car and my father grabbed his "it's about time I AXED him a couple of questions.
"Dad! Now is not really the time!" I replied as I strapped on my gauntlets and greaves.
"What, you expect me to bow to him?" he continued, arrow in hand. "... | *Not in* **my** *neighborhood!*
With that in mind, I charged across the asphalt. The cavalry nearly balked at my unexpected counterattack, but these weren't some greenhorn army; these people had practiced. They knew that, nine times out of ten, cavalry would beat infantry. There was a lot of cavalry, and just I was... | |
[WP] The Zombie Apocalypse happens, but the Humans are unaffected at all by it. | Associated Press - June 11th, 2029
**New Zombie Fungus Strain Threatens Ants**
A strain of the "zombie fungus" known as Ophiocordyceps unilateralis has collapsed several thousand ant colonies in the Americas, threatening the species as a whole. This strain is incredibly potent and deadly to the ants, but as of right ... | When I saw grandma walking by I waved and smiled. Her face was contorted a permanent grin and I saw her teeth through the decaying parts of her face around her cheeks.
In the beginning, hysteria ensued as the world (fueled by science fiction) began to burn, shoot, and massacre the undead. Eventually, health prof... | |
[WP] The Zombie Apocalypse happens, but the Humans are unaffected at all by it. | Beep Beep Beep. John turned off the alarm for the third time that morning.
“I just shouldn’t go” he thought, “I’m going to be late anyway.”
But then he remembered that the new office dog was going to be there today, and after losing Daisy just a few days before, he needed the comfort of another golden doodle, even ... | When I saw grandma walking by I waved and smiled. Her face was contorted a permanent grin and I saw her teeth through the decaying parts of her face around her cheeks.
In the beginning, hysteria ensued as the world (fueled by science fiction) began to burn, shoot, and massacre the undead. Eventually, health prof... | |
[WP] The Zombie Apocalypse happens, but the Humans are unaffected at all by it. | Beep Beep Beep. John turned off the alarm for the third time that morning.
“I just shouldn’t go” he thought, “I’m going to be late anyway.”
But then he remembered that the new office dog was going to be there today, and after losing Daisy just a few days before, he needed the comfort of another golden doodle, even ... | Associated Press - June 11th, 2029
**New Zombie Fungus Strain Threatens Ants**
A strain of the "zombie fungus" known as Ophiocordyceps unilateralis has collapsed several thousand ant colonies in the Americas, threatening the species as a whole. This strain is incredibly potent and deadly to the ants, but as of right ... | |
[WP] A NASA scientist used Necromancy to bind their soul to the Voyager 1 probe so that they can explore the universe forever. | Through infinite void and cold, I shall live forever.
My shell of meat, flesh, bone and hair has long decomposed. A prion decided to chew holes the size of quarters throughout my brain matter, first rendering me crippled, and afterward very much dead.
My life was one of turbulence and shifting allegiances. Born an ... | So much for forever. Here I am, with my soul bound to a spacecraft in the middle nowhere, deep space, facing down a black hole. I don't even know how many years it's been to be honest. Decades? A century? Who knows. I've lost track. Doesn't matter now.
Ya know, the first years were great. Once I passed, everything we... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | Hi, welcome to the combat tutorial. Here we will teach you the basics of movement, fighting, tactics.
[...]
It looks like you're pretty good at moving already, and you have excellent speed! I've never met anyone as strong as you before.
[...]
One finger push up? I'm not sure even I can do that.
[...]
Whoa! How... | "Would you like to play the tut-"
No.
"Are you su-"
Yes
"You're really ungrateful you know."
Like I care
"I have a family to feed, c'mon man"
And I have a track record to beat
"Fine have it your way, I hope they changed the controls while you were gone." | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | In the age of VR (virtual reality), there's a lot of fascinating benefits with being able to be present in virtual space. Me getting this line of work is one of them. I'm a tutorial guy for Raider of Tombs. Basically my objective is to teach the newcomers the basic controls and game mechanics until they get the general... | "Would you like to play the tut-"
No.
"Are you su-"
Yes
"You're really ungrateful you know."
Like I care
"I have a family to feed, c'mon man"
And I have a track record to beat
"Fine have it your way, I hope they changed the controls while you were gone." | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | Me: "Welcome to the WORLD OF TOMOR-
SR:
*Melees 2 stacked boxes into a corner
*Jumps onto boxes
*Shoots enough particles to slow the frame rate down to 12fps
*Jumps while grabbing box below him to force a physics object to parent to his player object
*Force of jump impulse causes Player object through ceiling
... | "Would you like to play the tut-"
No.
"Are you su-"
Yes
"You're really ungrateful you know."
Like I care
"I have a family to feed, c'mon man"
And I have a track record to beat
"Fine have it your way, I hope they changed the controls while you were gone." | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | It was a cold day in Tutorial Town when 1 ran into the room.
I couldn't figure out why he would name himself after the first character in the naming screen, but it isn't my job to question, it is my job to teach.
Oh goodness, he is running into the corner, this is going to be a tough one.
I better introduce myself.
... | "Would you like to play the tut-"
No.
"Are you su-"
Yes
"You're really ungrateful you know."
Like I care
"I have a family to feed, c'mon man"
And I have a track record to beat
"Fine have it your way, I hope they changed the controls while you were gone." | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | In the age of VR (virtual reality), there's a lot of fascinating benefits with being able to be present in virtual space. Me getting this line of work is one of them. I'm a tutorial guy for Raider of Tombs. Basically my objective is to teach the newcomers the basic controls and game mechanics until they get the general... | Hi, welcome to the combat tutorial. Here we will teach you the basics of movement, fighting, tactics.
[...]
It looks like you're pretty good at moving already, and you have excellent speed! I've never met anyone as strong as you before.
[...]
One finger push up? I'm not sure even I can do that.
[...]
Whoa! How... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | Me: "Welcome to the WORLD OF TOMOR-
SR:
*Melees 2 stacked boxes into a corner
*Jumps onto boxes
*Shoots enough particles to slow the frame rate down to 12fps
*Jumps while grabbing box below him to force a physics object to parent to his player object
*Force of jump impulse causes Player object through ceiling
... | Hi, welcome to the combat tutorial. Here we will teach you the basics of movement, fighting, tactics.
[...]
It looks like you're pretty good at moving already, and you have excellent speed! I've never met anyone as strong as you before.
[...]
One finger push up? I'm not sure even I can do that.
[...]
Whoa! How... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | I could sort of see the new trainee pressing 'X' again. I had an urge to strangle him for his insolence, but NPCs couldn't do that. Instead, I was resolved to have my painstaking teachings ignored. I continued on in the same tone, making sure I didn't arouse any suspicion regarding my inner emotions. The tutorial ended... | "Hold the fuck on" I screamed before I even had a chance to introduce myself. "You can't skip me so stop button mashing." I continued. "This game had kind of advanced mechanics so there'll be 3 zones of difficulty." He didn't stop pressing buttons and each one of them rang through my spine like hearing someone's TV on ... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | *Ah. A new adventurer has decided to take on the challenge.* "Well met, traveler!"
"Next dialog next dialog next dialog come on hurry the fuck up God dammit."
"I would like to- I am- As soon as possible, bring me sixteen- Is there anything more I can-"
"Yeah, I know. Okay, I've got twenty-seven seconds to hit this s... | "Hold the fuck on" I screamed before I even had a chance to introduce myself. "You can't skip me so stop button mashing." I continued. "This game had kind of advanced mechanics so there'll be 3 zones of difficulty." He didn't stop pressing buttons and each one of them rang through my spine like hearing someone's TV on ... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | So I guide this guy, one mister "SaveTheAnimals", into the training room. The moment I finish my introductory speech and activate the Cube Dispenser, he catches the cube without looking. Just sticks his hand out behind him and let's it fall into his open palm.
He goes straight for the big red button on the floor, whi... | "Hold the fuck on" I screamed before I even had a chance to introduce myself. "You can't skip me so stop button mashing." I continued. "This game had kind of advanced mechanics so there'll be 3 zones of difficulty." He didn't stop pressing buttons and each one of them rang through my spine like hearing someone's TV on ... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | "He went through the ceiling," she mumbled, face down on the bar surrounded by empty shot glasses.
Oh boy, she has had waaaay too much to drink. I moved over to her in an attempt to wake her up.
"Hey, I think you'd have enough."
She suddenly looked up at me, eyes wide and tear-streaked mascara running down her face.... | "Hold the fuck on" I screamed before I even had a chance to introduce myself. "You can't skip me so stop button mashing." I continued. "This game had kind of advanced mechanics so there'll be 3 zones of difficulty." He didn't stop pressing buttons and each one of them rang through my spine like hearing someone's TV on ... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | *Ah. A new adventurer has decided to take on the challenge.* "Well met, traveler!"
"Next dialog next dialog next dialog come on hurry the fuck up God dammit."
"I would like to- I am- As soon as possible, bring me sixteen- Is there anything more I can-"
"Yeah, I know. Okay, I've got twenty-seven seconds to hit this s... | I could sort of see the new trainee pressing 'X' again. I had an urge to strangle him for his insolence, but NPCs couldn't do that. Instead, I was resolved to have my painstaking teachings ignored. I continued on in the same tone, making sure I didn't arouse any suspicion regarding my inner emotions. The tutorial ended... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | So I guide this guy, one mister "SaveTheAnimals", into the training room. The moment I finish my introductory speech and activate the Cube Dispenser, he catches the cube without looking. Just sticks his hand out behind him and let's it fall into his open palm.
He goes straight for the big red button on the floor, whi... | I could sort of see the new trainee pressing 'X' again. I had an urge to strangle him for his insolence, but NPCs couldn't do that. Instead, I was resolved to have my painstaking teachings ignored. I continued on in the same tone, making sure I didn't arouse any suspicion regarding my inner emotions. The tutorial ended... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | "He went through the ceiling," she mumbled, face down on the bar surrounded by empty shot glasses.
Oh boy, she has had waaaay too much to drink. I moved over to her in an attempt to wake her up.
"Hey, I think you'd have enough."
She suddenly looked up at me, eyes wide and tear-streaked mascara running down her face.... | I could sort of see the new trainee pressing 'X' again. I had an urge to strangle him for his insolence, but NPCs couldn't do that. Instead, I was resolved to have my painstaking teachings ignored. I continued on in the same tone, making sure I didn't arouse any suspicion regarding my inner emotions. The tutorial ended... | |
[WP] You are a tutorial character, your job is to guide new players through the bigining of the game. You're used to the usual eye-rolling and the occasional newbie but one day you encounter a speed runner. | "He went through the ceiling," she mumbled, face down on the bar surrounded by empty shot glasses.
Oh boy, she has had waaaay too much to drink. I moved over to her in an attempt to wake her up.
"Hey, I think you'd have enough."
She suddenly looked up at me, eyes wide and tear-streaked mascara running down her face.... | So I guide this guy, one mister "SaveTheAnimals", into the training room. The moment I finish my introductory speech and activate the Cube Dispenser, he catches the cube without looking. Just sticks his hand out behind him and let's it fall into his open palm.
He goes straight for the big red button on the floor, whi... | |
[WP] You are tending bar when a stranger orders an unusual drink and leaves you a treasure map for a tip. | The bar door opened and let blinding light into the windowless dive. It was too early for any of the regulars, but a hard day can come at any time and who am I to judge a man having an early drink. From the glaring portal of light, a man emerged. He stepped slowly across the threshold and with each step came a click.
... | "You know, I used to be like you" the man muttered as he took another sip of his drink: vodka, rum, and Surge, garnished with apple slices; he called it the Captain Ramthaw. "Working away my bones for others, scared too take what was mine. Oh but all that changed in Prasinum Mare" he said before finishing the rest of h... | |
[WP] As a fellow half blood, you've become Voldemort's most trusted confidant. He informs you of his plan to kill an infant Harry Potter. You attempt to convince him that you don't need magic to kill an infant child, but the dark lord is incredibly stubborn. | "You wish to cast the Killing Curse onto a baby boy?" I raise an eyebrow and awkwardly cross my arms. "Don't you think that's, y'know, overkill?"
The evil overlord held his trusted weapon with his two hands and turned back from his wand chest. "Nonsense!" Voldemort growl, "Nothing could ever be overkill for the Chose... | "Look, all I'm saying is that it's much more efficient"
My boss stared skeptically, tapping his foot. He violently gestured towards a crib, containing what he believed to be the only threat to his power.
"What could be more efficient than waving my hand and instantly killing it?" His nostrils flared angrily, somethi... | |
[WP] You are a multidimensional bounty hunter whose specialty is hunting alternate reality versions of yourself. | I jumped out the window as fire blasted through the already broken glass. I didn't fall far as I was only on the second floor of a library in Dem109 where the Maya in this dimension had already found the flamethrower and was attempting to rid me of this reality. Luckily I planned on killing her first. I needed money to... | The trail was fresh.
I had left a bag of taffy out on the communal table at the Physical Therapist's office that the version of me from dimension 4204 owned. I followed the sound of crinkling wrappers to the bathroom.
I never could resist saltwater taffy.
The physical therapist version of myself was thinner, more... | |
[WP] You are a multidimensional bounty hunter whose specialty is hunting alternate reality versions of yourself. | Garen. The central hub of inter-dimensional activity, and most importantly- the place where I get paid. The money’s decent, and they have the most amazing pizzas in this dimension. It’s a spin on the classic margherita pizza you see- and- oh. I’m getting distracted again. Right-o.
Garen. A sleek silver-streamed citys... | The trail was fresh.
I had left a bag of taffy out on the communal table at the Physical Therapist's office that the version of me from dimension 4204 owned. I followed the sound of crinkling wrappers to the bathroom.
I never could resist saltwater taffy.
The physical therapist version of myself was thinner, more... | |
[WP]You've suddenly started receiving packages from a mysterious sender. Strange, fantastical and otherworldly things- things you recognize but should never exist. | Leah was standing behind her chair as she acted out the attack that her Gnome barbarian, Freeda Pricklefoot was carrying out after she rolled a natural twenty, "...through the air, grab my axe from its arc and bring it down into the neck and chest of the Orc chieftain!" She exaggerated her movements, walking back and f... | "Jesus Christ, not another dragon dildo," cried Chris.
He stomped down the hallway, box in hand, and parked at the edge of the door frame to his flatmate's bedroom. Kaemon sat at his workstation, halfway sunken into his Cintiq, all the way curled into his chair, headphones blaring.
"You know, last time this happened... | |
[WP]You've suddenly started receiving packages from a mysterious sender. Strange, fantastical and otherworldly things- things you recognize but should never exist. | Leah was standing behind her chair as she acted out the attack that her Gnome barbarian, Freeda Pricklefoot was carrying out after she rolled a natural twenty, "...through the air, grab my axe from its arc and bring it down into the neck and chest of the Orc chieftain!" She exaggerated her movements, walking back and f... | The bell rang three times, strangely, it echoed throughout the house like it had never done before. Electrical issue, I figured, and ambled to the door. My windows betrayed a child's prank or a ghost trying to enter my home as no one stood outside. Grunting I came back to the kitchen. As I grabbed my cereals, the bell ... | |
[WP] You are a king, and you can decide what is 'in' and what is 'out'. People despise what is 'out', and very much desire what is 'in'. | Gather around children, and I’ll tell you the tale of how our great Kingdom came to be.
It all started with a gift.
For as long as I can remember, almost as long as I’ve known I was a royal, I’ve had a special talent, a hidden ‘power’ if you will.
Everything I decide is “In”, my people adore.
Sweaters, monkeys, p... | It was intoxicating.
These people would die for him. And not just die for him alone, they would give their lives for the ideals that they shared. He stood alone at the top, a beacon of hope, and he illuminated a path in the darkness. He gave them the answers they needed, the direction they were looking for, and the se... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | "Well, no, of course not, I just came back for my phone. Do you mind? It's in the table right beside you".
My identical copy stared for a bit longer, then turned to see my phone, then back at me.
"You don't seem scared, or even surprised by my presence", he said.
"Why would I be?" I asked, and nodded towards the ... | "I know, I know..." I said, staring at him. He was annoying, a stark reminder of the terrible state my hair was in. I had intended to get it cut. Things changed. "I forgot m-"
"Stop." He said; or I did. It got confusing from time to time. "That's bullshit and you know it."
He was right, as much as I erred away from a... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | As I walk to my car I can’t stop thinking about the way Sarah sounded on the phone. Was she mad at me? Did she want to break up? “What stupid thing have I done this time?” I say out loud and look around to make sure no one saw me talking to myself.
Before I enter my car I do my quick inventory check. I pat my pock... | "I know, I know..." I said, staring at him. He was annoying, a stark reminder of the terrible state my hair was in. I had intended to get it cut. Things changed. "I forgot m-"
"Stop." He said; or I did. It got confusing from time to time. "That's bullshit and you know it."
He was right, as much as I erred away from a... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | “Shit, you weren’t supposed to come back yet.” Tammy froze in the doorway as she watched the words come from her own mouth. Well, it obviously wasn’t *her* mouth but by god whoever the intruder was looked exactly like her.
“Who… who are you?” Tammy stuttered as she slowly started to reach for her phone. *Fuck*, she th... | "I know, I know..." I said, staring at him. He was annoying, a stark reminder of the terrible state my hair was in. I had intended to get it cut. Things changed. "I forgot m-"
"Stop." He said; or I did. It got confusing from time to time. "That's bullshit and you know it."
He was right, as much as I erred away from a... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | "Well, no, of course not, I just came back for my phone. Do you mind? It's in the table right beside you".
My identical copy stared for a bit longer, then turned to see my phone, then back at me.
"You don't seem scared, or even surprised by my presence", he said.
"Why would I be?" I asked, and nodded towards the ... | I was careful as I stepped off the bus, aware that any abrupt movements could cause me to say goodbye to my breakfast. I had wanted to skip it so much, but Lucy practically forced it down my throat. Greasy bacon, greasy eggs and To be fair to her, I had felt better as I waited for the bus. It was The bus itself that ca... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | As I walk to my car I can’t stop thinking about the way Sarah sounded on the phone. Was she mad at me? Did she want to break up? “What stupid thing have I done this time?” I say out loud and look around to make sure no one saw me talking to myself.
Before I enter my car I do my quick inventory check. I pat my pock... | I was careful as I stepped off the bus, aware that any abrupt movements could cause me to say goodbye to my breakfast. I had wanted to skip it so much, but Lucy practically forced it down my throat. Greasy bacon, greasy eggs and To be fair to her, I had felt better as I waited for the bus. It was The bus itself that ca... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | "It isn't time yet..." he said, wiping his brow with a handkerchief in his pocket. I'd never realized how odd that habit looked, and I made a mental note to avoid doing that in public. But I could not disregard the carbon copy of myself standing where I usually stood, smoking the same cigar I'd liked to smoke. He was t... | I was careful as I stepped off the bus, aware that any abrupt movements could cause me to say goodbye to my breakfast. I had wanted to skip it so much, but Lucy practically forced it down my throat. Greasy bacon, greasy eggs and To be fair to her, I had felt better as I waited for the bus. It was The bus itself that ca... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | “Shit, you weren’t supposed to come back yet.” Tammy froze in the doorway as she watched the words come from her own mouth. Well, it obviously wasn’t *her* mouth but by god whoever the intruder was looked exactly like her.
“Who… who are you?” Tammy stuttered as she slowly started to reach for her phone. *Fuck*, she th... | I was careful as I stepped off the bus, aware that any abrupt movements could cause me to say goodbye to my breakfast. I had wanted to skip it so much, but Lucy practically forced it down my throat. Greasy bacon, greasy eggs and To be fair to her, I had felt better as I waited for the bus. It was The bus itself that ca... | |
[WP] You walk back into your apartment after forgetting your phone to see a person who looks exactly like you standing in your apartment. They stare at you and mutter, "You weren't supposed to come back yet". | “Shit, you weren’t supposed to come back yet.” Tammy froze in the doorway as she watched the words come from her own mouth. Well, it obviously wasn’t *her* mouth but by god whoever the intruder was looked exactly like her.
“Who… who are you?” Tammy stuttered as she slowly started to reach for her phone. *Fuck*, she th... | "It isn't time yet..." he said, wiping his brow with a handkerchief in his pocket. I'd never realized how odd that habit looked, and I made a mental note to avoid doing that in public. But I could not disregard the carbon copy of myself standing where I usually stood, smoking the same cigar I'd liked to smoke. He was t... | |
[WP] Write the longest dad joke you can. | “Daddy, Daddy!” My son cried. Running from his room towards me, he slammed hard into my thigh. With short chubby arms flung around my waist, he sobbed, “Daddy, I can’t sleep.”
Letting out a sigh, I picked him up and put him on my lap. He was going through one of those monster-under-the-bed phases. Every other night, h... | It started off fairly innocuously. I had gone in to see my doctor for a yearly physical. Perhaps it was a year or five since my last one, but life can just get so busy, you know? Besides, I wasn't too worried. I was in pretty good shape with no major health complaints. Just a little stiffness of the joints in the morni... | |
[WP] Three universes collided at the same time and 3 "Earths" ended up fusing with each other. One hosting us, one hosting a fantasy world and one hosting a sci-fi world. | "Alright kids, sit down", droned the old sage, in a very southern accent to the young warriors. They made themselves a place to sit as he took a breath to tell them a story.
"This is the story, the story of how our world was made, from the combination of three.
"Wait, three worlds? Yeah right, old man." This came fr... | "So are we more Harry Potter meets Star Wars now or Lord of the Rings meets Star Trek?" I ask, staring at the clearly overworked U.N. ambassadors.
"More like Guardians of the Galaxy meets Dr.Strange," answers Donovan. I always knew he was a closet Marvel fan. He pulls out his laser pointer, aiming at the 3d projection... | |
[WP] Three universes collided at the same time and 3 "Earths" ended up fusing with each other. One hosting us, one hosting a fantasy world and one hosting a sci-fi world. | “Another round for my friends!” Brab shouted at the barkeep.
Bob looked around. The new bar was aptly dubbed *The Intersection*. There were artifacts from all their worlds strewn across the walls; shields and swords, striking 3D holographic scenes, motivational posters.
“Coming right up,” the barkeep replied.
... | The two beings looked on as the globes began to merge.
...: Is this truly necessary?
???: Space must be made. It is the way it has always been.
...: That doesn't make it right.
The silence was pervasive. The beings watched the merger, as was tradition. The plots, quirks and personalities of each unique world being ... | |
[WP] One night, you jokingly wish to yourself that you had a billion wishes. The next morning, you wake up at 7am, and wish to yourself that it was 4am. You are quite surprised when the daylight is suddenly gone, and your clock now reads 4am. | Five years and I caught her cheating. Five years and it was all gone, just like that. I didn't know nor did I care how long it had gone on for. I was set to propose in a week. Instead, I threw a few shirts and some underwear into a carry-on and left.
I loaded up on Everclear from the minimart and drove drunk. I coul... | As he sat in front of his TV and watched all the chaos he started, he thought to himself that seeing as though he had 1 wish remaining he ought wish for everything to be back to normal. But when he wished for it nothing had happened. The world was still torn apart. And then he realized his mistake. His counter read 999... | |
[WP] A disgraced former warlock is called back to his order to train the next generation of battle-mages. Unbeknownst to him, his very name is a legend among the youth of the day. | Xo'Phena, Man-Slayer, Paladin's Bane, Summoner of Nature's Wrath, Protector of Fluffy Things With Adorable Little Venomous Fangs (it sounded much more impressive in Orcish) was having an odd day.
Against all logic and precedent, she had received an invitation to teach at the Human Alliance Archmagical College, with an... | Samuel took a deep breath as he prepared to meet the class. He knew he should hurry, seeing as a few of them looked antcy, and were practicing unsupervised. Walking out into the courtyard, samuel lamented what he was about to do, the hard lesson he was about to teach them, and the sacrifice he would have to take. Some ... | |
[WP] A disgraced former warlock is called back to his order to train the next generation of battle-mages. Unbeknownst to him, his very name is a legend among the youth of the day. | Xo'Phena, Man-Slayer, Paladin's Bane, Summoner of Nature's Wrath, Protector of Fluffy Things With Adorable Little Venomous Fangs (it sounded much more impressive in Orcish) was having an odd day.
Against all logic and precedent, she had received an invitation to teach at the Human Alliance Archmagical College, with an... | This is space and sci fi themed, with fantasy elements included. God rest your soul, dear reader.
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Cohyr Insignias winked in the pale starshine. Both of the planet's moons were not visible in the sky. An under-armed VTOL touched down in a stone laiden clearing upon the planet. Out stepped two dis... | |
[WP] A disgraced former warlock is called back to his order to train the next generation of battle-mages. Unbeknownst to him, his very name is a legend among the youth of the day. | Warlock Grelorn sighed, his broad shoulders slumping as he anxiously walked towards the place he had once called his home. He remembered the last time he had been here, on the day that he had finally spoken out for what he believed was "right". On each Warlock's twentieth birthday, the day of graduation, they are given... | This is space and sci fi themed, with fantasy elements included. God rest your soul, dear reader.
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Cohyr Insignias winked in the pale starshine. Both of the planet's moons were not visible in the sky. An under-armed VTOL touched down in a stone laiden clearing upon the planet. Out stepped two dis... | |
[WP] The dragon has been kidnapped by the king, and the hero has sent you, the evil overlord, and your childhood friend, the princess, on a quest to save the dragon. | The stranger clambered into the lair unceremoniously, puffing. His blond hair was littered with twigs, and his cheeks were bright red. He pulled his pants up, and coughed.
"What brings you to the House of Leaves?” I shouted, brandishing my death stick at him.
"I… am… Bailey,” the stranger announced valiantly, heaving... | "Explain to me again as to why you, the hero, are sending us against the king."
The golden-haired hero in his mid twenties swung his sword at the air practicing and said, "Well, Overlord Derjandi, that dragon saved my life and I owe him. While I serve the king, I don't agree with his treatment of my savior. Therefore,... | |
[WP] Twenty years ago you promised a man if you ever saw him again, you would kill him on the spot. Today he is in the 3rd row at your wedding ceremony. | Incredible timing. I never thought he'd respond to the letter. I stared completely unshaken towards the third row. It's been twenty years since my mom died by this drunk driver. I vowed I'd kill him on the spot if I ever saw him again.
The orchestra of strings began to play louder. The priest continued. I felt my brid... | “If there is anyone who would object to this union, speak now or forever hold you’re peace.”
I take my eyes momentarily off of my beautiful soon-to-be wife to look around at all our friends and family sitting in white chairs in my father-in-law’s backyard.
That’s when I see him. He’s sitting in the third row with ... | |
[WP] Dragons are real. Less than 1% of humans are chosen by dragon on their 18th birthday to master magic. You wake up on your 18th birthday to find thousands of dragons. | Melissa woke up exhausted. Today was her eighteen birthday. She had stayed up most of the night, but it was useless. The dragons only come after one wakes up on the their birthday, never before they go to sleep.
She should have gone to bed like it was any other day she knew. She had tried to act like she did not... | I was chosen. A mere blacksmith's son, the heir only to the dirt that stained my clothes. I was chosen. On the 18th anniversary of a man's birth, a small number of men are chosen to become magicians, powerful, wise men whose words can slay or save millions. Carried on the backs of the behemoths in the Mountains. Rulers... | |
[WP] Dragons are real. Less than 1% of humans are chosen by dragon on their 18th birthday to master magic. You wake up on your 18th birthday to find thousands of dragons. | The alarm went of at 6:00am as it did every day for the last few months. I merely groaned as I put a hand forward towards my phone and hit the prompt on screen. Ever since I was put on that work experience program up in Belfast I've had to wake up at stupidly early times for an hour-long bus ride.
'Happy fucking birth... | I was chosen. A mere blacksmith's son, the heir only to the dirt that stained my clothes. I was chosen. On the 18th anniversary of a man's birth, a small number of men are chosen to become magicians, powerful, wise men whose words can slay or save millions. Carried on the backs of the behemoths in the Mountains. Rulers... | |
[WP] Dragons are real. Less than 1% of humans are chosen by dragon on their 18th birthday to master magic. You wake up on your 18th birthday to find thousands of dragons. | Being born into a life of luxury is what everyone desires. What most people get however, is a mixed bag at best. I was no different.
My parents were not rich. There where the opposite. They came here as refugees and their haunting tale of chance and death stuck with me whenever they speak about it.
Some people talk a... | I was chosen. A mere blacksmith's son, the heir only to the dirt that stained my clothes. I was chosen. On the 18th anniversary of a man's birth, a small number of men are chosen to become magicians, powerful, wise men whose words can slay or save millions. Carried on the backs of the behemoths in the Mountains. Rulers... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | **A Space-time Oddity**
It’s hard to explain.
I hadn’t even a moment to comprehend; it all happened in an instant.
Their voices were as clear as the high noon’s sun watching above, it would witness my greatest accomplishment.
All I ever wished for. Finally it was happening, their words spoken clear I remember mysel... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | The peaceful sky and the clean air was something I could never quite find in the city I lived in circa 2017.
I used to make fun of my parents for being so old and talking about the old days, telling them that technology ran the world now.
But now that I lived this quiet new life in the past, I can safely say that tim... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | I sighed wistfully as I worked in the kitchen. I know I had a thing for the Victorian Era back home but I really didn't think I would ever be here. Or that I'd be washing dishes in the kitchen of a bordello. The Madam and the girls had found me in the ally behind their... Establishment, and took me in. I don't know how... | I sighed wistfully as I worked in the kitchen. I know I had a thing for the Victorian Era back home but I really didn't think I would ever be here. Or that I'd be washing dishes in the kitchen of a bordello. The Madam and the girls had found me in the ally behind their... Establishment, and took me in. I don't know how... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | I sighed wistfully as I worked in the kitchen. I know I had a thing for the Victorian Era back home but I really didn't think I would ever be here. Or that I'd be washing dishes in the kitchen of a bordello. The Madam and the girls had found me in the ally behind their... Establishment, and took me in. I don't know how... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | I sighed wistfully as I worked in the kitchen. I know I had a thing for the Victorian Era back home but I really didn't think I would ever be here. Or that I'd be washing dishes in the kitchen of a bordello. The Madam and the girls had found me in the ally behind their... Establishment, and took me in. I don't know how... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | I sighed wistfully as I worked in the kitchen. I know I had a thing for the Victorian Era back home but I really didn't think I would ever be here. Or that I'd be washing dishes in the kitchen of a bordello. The Madam and the girls had found me in the ally behind their... Establishment, and took me in. I don't know how... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | I sighed wistfully as I worked in the kitchen. I know I had a thing for the Victorian Era back home but I really didn't think I would ever be here. Or that I'd be washing dishes in the kitchen of a bordello. The Madam and the girls had found me in the ally behind their... Establishment, and took me in. I don't know how... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | The song played in my head, like it always did. Its atmospheric melody, lulling me, making my head bob almost imperceptibly. I whispered the lyrics, as I always did. It helped get me through the day.
*I seen a girl*
*With a guy*
*Her hair like yours*
*From what I remember*
I hefted the block, putting it on my sh... | |
[WP] After a freak accident sending you far back in time, somehow you make a new life for yourself. One day while whistling a tune from the future to yourself; someone joins in with the correct lyrics ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | "You're looking mint today, Mary"
"Really?" she blushed.
"No you mardy cow, now piss off, go on, out of my yard!"
The scowling woman rolled her eyes and scurried away in a huff. She'd had her eyes on his garden for weeks now, and he had no doubt she'd be back sooner rather than later to collect some clippings.
It ... | |
[WP] You are given the opportunity to design a new level of hell. | The sky was blue, with fluffy white clouds perfect for lying back and imagining shapes. Temperature, an exact 21.3745 degrees Celsius, was warm enough for short sleeve but cool enough so even a moderate jog wouldn't leave one clammy.
Even the huge building was a piece of art itself, white metal, mirrored glass and dr... | "Interior design?" said the father. "They give degrees in that?"
"They give degrees in anything," said the mother. "Whole thing's a scam."
"It's what I want to do," said the boy, nearly a man. "It's my passion."
"As long as you pay for it yourself," said the father, turning up the volume on the television.
"And we'... | |
[WP] You are given the opportunity to design a new level of hell. | Satan still wasn't sure about things, even after I built it. We tested it on the very first entrant. Nasty piece of work, as you might imagine. Not really worth going into details - I'm sure you can imagine what they were like. The important thing was:
They were human.
And they knew about hell.
We could both see the... | "Interior design?" said the father. "They give degrees in that?"
"They give degrees in anything," said the mother. "Whole thing's a scam."
"It's what I want to do," said the boy, nearly a man. "It's my passion."
"As long as you pay for it yourself," said the father, turning up the volume on the television.
"And we'... | |
[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | A bit late to the game, but I want in on this.
As I stare into the slits of darkness in those golden marbles, I marvel upon how this event came to be. Me and my kind where banished forever, and here sits my banisher, a mix of contempt and content radiating from its being. Like rage barely contained, just as in the ol... | **Off-Topic Discussion**: All top-level comments must be a story or poem. Reply here for other comments.
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[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | "meow" - appearing from nowhere, a tuna-fish sandwhich, hold the bread, pops into existence.
"meow" - All the doors in every house are swung open and rust in place so they can not close.
"MEOW!" - every movable object on every flat surface that's higher than a table is knocked off and lands on the floor. | **Off-Topic Discussion**: All top-level comments must be a story or poem. Reply here for other comments.
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[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | "WHAT DO YOU WANT? Hey look..."
A brown and white cat looked ignored whatever he said. Gosh what a beautiful day. The stupid ooman have left his pants on the couch just like she liked it. Didn't he know it was her favorite thing? Of course Prissy of the Five Cat Treats, had received exactly what she wanted, a gloriou... | **Off-Topic Discussion**: All top-level comments must be a story or poem. Reply here for other comments.
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[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | The genie came from his lamp with a little clitter-clatter.
The startled cat escaped on its tiny pitter-patter.
"Oh, I mean not to scare," said the genie with a grin,
"but you rub against my lamp, so three wishes need granting!"
The cat shivered in its corner from the demon in the sky,
Its skin so brightly spa... | **Off-Topic Discussion**: All top-level comments must be a story or poem. Reply here for other comments.
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[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | *clang*
*splat*
*thud*
Antique dishes and shiny collectibles fall down as the cat walks atop the wardrobe, grazing its fur against the cold metallic objects.
*Thud*
Mr. Saltumin stares at the television, oblivious to the chaos going on behind him.
"Honey! The cat's doing it again. Could you clean up the mess!" Ye... | **Off-Topic Discussion**: All top-level comments must be a story or poem. Reply here for other comments.
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[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | Plot twist - Even after granting three wishes to the feline creature, the genie isn't set free. It is then when he realizes that the fine print of the genie contract interprets in a way that each life of the cat gets 3 of its wishes fulfilled. The genie must accompany the cat till its 9th life to fulfil its 27 wishes ... | **Off-Topic Discussion**: All top-level comments must be a story or poem. Reply here for other comments.
#####Reminder for Writers and Readers:
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[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | "meow" - appearing from nowhere, a tuna-fish sandwhich, hold the bread, pops into existence.
"meow" - All the doors in every house are swung open and rust in place so they can not close.
"MEOW!" - every movable object on every flat surface that's higher than a table is knocked off and lands on the floor. | A bit late to the game, but I want in on this.
As I stare into the slits of darkness in those golden marbles, I marvel upon how this event came to be. Me and my kind where banished forever, and here sits my banisher, a mix of contempt and content radiating from its being. Like rage barely contained, just as in the ol... | |
[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | *clang*
*splat*
*thud*
Antique dishes and shiny collectibles fall down as the cat walks atop the wardrobe, grazing its fur against the cold metallic objects.
*Thud*
Mr. Saltumin stares at the television, oblivious to the chaos going on behind him.
"Honey! The cat's doing it again. Could you clean up the mess!" Ye... | The genie came from his lamp with a little clitter-clatter.
The startled cat escaped on its tiny pitter-patter.
"Oh, I mean not to scare," said the genie with a grin,
"but you rub against my lamp, so three wishes need granting!"
The cat shivered in its corner from the demon in the sky,
Its skin so brightly spa... | |
[WP] A genie is accidentally released when a cat rubs up against its lamp. Compelled to grant their 3 wishes, The genie starts losing their mind trying to figure out what the cat wants. | Plot twist - Even after granting three wishes to the feline creature, the genie isn't set free. It is then when he realizes that the fine print of the genie contract interprets in a way that each life of the cat gets 3 of its wishes fulfilled. The genie must accompany the cat till its 9th life to fulfil its 27 wishes ... | **LISTEN WELL, YOUNGLINGS! THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW OUR ETERNAL EMPEROR MR.FUZZYBOTTOM CAME TO BE!**
Few may remember that our emperor was once a mere house cat. Yes, I understand how ridiculous this sounds that our emperor, the eternal enslaver of worlds, was once a weakling like us.
It started as a normal day for ... |
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