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[WP] You started writing a diary when you were 13, but you stopped after it got boring after awhile. You find your diary after several years in pile of your old stuff, and the entries indicate that you've never stopped writing... | The day my mother died. That was tomorrow, 10 years back. I was up in the attic, going through some of old stuff. Old photo albums, little things my mother loved. Tears welled in my eyes. Ah the memories, I thought, as I glanced a dusty little book among a bunch of my old shit. I picked it up and sneezed. The marker on... | The faint dim light of my lantern, a book and my sheets defended me from the monsters that crawled my bedroom's floor in the night. That evening I submerged into Anne Frank's world, I found her diary absorbing, it made me remember about my old diary that I wrote last year but quickly left behind.
The warm sunlight bro... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Why? If you asked me *how* I first met the Deadly Seven, I wouldn't quite remember each introduction. I know it involved an old, old house that had seen brighter days long ago. I had, too. I can tell you why. The day I lugged my cardboard boxes into that rickety shed of a house was the darkest point in my life. I had n... | Everyone claimed it was the best rehibilitation home. But I couldn't help shake the feeling that something was off. After all they only wanted 200$ a month and it was located in Vancouver.
Another issue I had raised to my friends was if you looked at their web site it felt like nothing more than a short roommate wanted... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | Everyone claimed it was the best rehibilitation home. But I couldn't help shake the feeling that something was off. After all they only wanted 200$ a month and it was located in Vancouver.
Another issue I had raised to my friends was if you looked at their web site it felt like nothing more than a short roommate wanted... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | Everyone claimed it was the best rehibilitation home. But I couldn't help shake the feeling that something was off. After all they only wanted 200$ a month and it was located in Vancouver.
Another issue I had raised to my friends was if you looked at their web site it felt like nothing more than a short roommate wanted... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Why? If you asked me *how* I first met the Deadly Seven, I wouldn't quite remember each introduction. I know it involved an old, old house that had seen brighter days long ago. I had, too. I can tell you why. The day I lugged my cardboard boxes into that rickety shed of a house was the darkest point in my life. I had n... | "Why would the seven deadly sins give a shit about me? You all are cosmic beings, a higher level of existence that any human; I'm just Jeff, some guy who fails to keep his shit together. There's got to be better things to do with your time than to waste it on me."
I sit on the sofa, surrounded by 7 incorporeal being... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | "Why would the seven deadly sins give a shit about me? You all are cosmic beings, a higher level of existence that any human; I'm just Jeff, some guy who fails to keep his shit together. There's got to be better things to do with your time than to waste it on me."
I sit on the sofa, surrounded by 7 incorporeal being... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "Why would the seven deadly sins give a shit about me? You all are cosmic beings, a higher level of existence that any human; I'm just Jeff, some guy who fails to keep his shit together. There's got to be better things to do with your time than to waste it on me."
I sit on the sofa, surrounded by 7 incorporeal being... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "you need to move out..." Said lust, her ghostly make up smeared, her hair frizzled, behind her the rest of them floated nodding.
"but...you said you'd help me..." Tod said, looking around.
"Look Tod, we Tried. We tried hard. We tried haunting you, turns out you don't have any really bad flaws. You aren't greedy, y... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | Gluttony was really not that great of a chef; more of an ok cook, or semi-decent caterer. What it lacked in ability, however, it made up for in quantity.
"Mmm. S'good." I said between mouthfuls of scrambled egg and bacon.
I could see the conflict play out across the heinous manifestation of humanities ability to eat... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Fifteen Years ago, we were more like business partners.
We each had our little slice in Life and we enjoyed our place in it. I especially took Pride in my work very seriously (Unlike that Slothful pansy). It was... like finding that one job you enjoyed immensely, that you could move up if you wanted to, but that w... | I broke down crying as I set foot in my new "home", dropping my luggage besides me.
The loud thump echoed throughout the house as dust whirled up, leaving me coughing.
"What a shit hole...", I sighed.
After a few months of working my ass off at McDonalds, I could finally afford to move out of my father's place - he di... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Why? If you asked me *how* I first met the Deadly Seven, I wouldn't quite remember each introduction. I know it involved an old, old house that had seen brighter days long ago. I had, too. I can tell you why. The day I lugged my cardboard boxes into that rickety shed of a house was the darkest point in my life. I had n... | I broke down crying as I set foot in my new "home", dropping my luggage besides me.
The loud thump echoed throughout the house as dust whirled up, leaving me coughing.
"What a shit hole...", I sighed.
After a few months of working my ass off at McDonalds, I could finally afford to move out of my father's place - he di... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | *Room 332. When I got on the third floor, I asked a nurse where was Room 332. She pointed to the hallway on my right and said its on the end of the corridor. After walking a bit, I found Room 332. I then sat on the cold metallic seat and waited. A nurse then got out.*
"Excuse me, are you Alana Wright? Your boyfriend's... | I broke down crying as I set foot in my new "home", dropping my luggage besides me.
The loud thump echoed throughout the house as dust whirled up, leaving me coughing.
"What a shit hole...", I sighed.
After a few months of working my ass off at McDonalds, I could finally afford to move out of my father's place - he di... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | I broke down crying as I set foot in my new "home", dropping my luggage besides me.
The loud thump echoed throughout the house as dust whirled up, leaving me coughing.
"What a shit hole...", I sighed.
After a few months of working my ass off at McDonalds, I could finally afford to move out of my father's place - he di... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Well I guess this is it," he said to himself as he opened the door to his new apartment, "welcome to the pits of hell, Jeremy. It's not like life could get much worse."
Oh look fresh meat. Maybe this time the other girls won't mess this up. I mean really. How hard is it to get one little human back on his feet. Hell... | I broke down crying as I set foot in my new "home", dropping my luggage besides me.
The loud thump echoed throughout the house as dust whirled up, leaving me coughing.
"What a shit hole...", I sighed.
After a few months of working my ass off at McDonalds, I could finally afford to move out of my father's place - he di... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | I broke down crying as I set foot in my new "home", dropping my luggage besides me.
The loud thump echoed throughout the house as dust whirled up, leaving me coughing.
"What a shit hole...", I sighed.
After a few months of working my ass off at McDonalds, I could finally afford to move out of my father's place - he di... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Fifteen Years ago, we were more like business partners.
We each had our little slice in Life and we enjoyed our place in it. I especially took Pride in my work very seriously (Unlike that Slothful pansy). It was... like finding that one job you enjoyed immensely, that you could move up if you wanted to, but that w... | "Get up boy! Do you know how far you have come? Twelves months ago, you came to hang yourself. Look at you now!" The dark and smoky voice of Lucifer.
Michael gives the hand sign of the horns as an offer of thanks, the sign he was so familiar during his heavy metal teenage years.
Lucifer had transformed himself into... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Why? If you asked me *how* I first met the Deadly Seven, I wouldn't quite remember each introduction. I know it involved an old, old house that had seen brighter days long ago. I had, too. I can tell you why. The day I lugged my cardboard boxes into that rickety shed of a house was the darkest point in my life. I had n... | "Get up boy! Do you know how far you have come? Twelves months ago, you came to hang yourself. Look at you now!" The dark and smoky voice of Lucifer.
Michael gives the hand sign of the horns as an offer of thanks, the sign he was so familiar during his heavy metal teenage years.
Lucifer had transformed himself into... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | *Room 332. When I got on the third floor, I asked a nurse where was Room 332. She pointed to the hallway on my right and said its on the end of the corridor. After walking a bit, I found Room 332. I then sat on the cold metallic seat and waited. A nurse then got out.*
"Excuse me, are you Alana Wright? Your boyfriend's... | "Get up boy! Do you know how far you have come? Twelves months ago, you came to hang yourself. Look at you now!" The dark and smoky voice of Lucifer.
Michael gives the hand sign of the horns as an offer of thanks, the sign he was so familiar during his heavy metal teenage years.
Lucifer had transformed himself into... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | "Get up boy! Do you know how far you have come? Twelves months ago, you came to hang yourself. Look at you now!" The dark and smoky voice of Lucifer.
Michael gives the hand sign of the horns as an offer of thanks, the sign he was so familiar during his heavy metal teenage years.
Lucifer had transformed himself into... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Well I guess this is it," he said to himself as he opened the door to his new apartment, "welcome to the pits of hell, Jeremy. It's not like life could get much worse."
Oh look fresh meat. Maybe this time the other girls won't mess this up. I mean really. How hard is it to get one little human back on his feet. Hell... | "Get up boy! Do you know how far you have come? Twelves months ago, you came to hang yourself. Look at you now!" The dark and smoky voice of Lucifer.
Michael gives the hand sign of the horns as an offer of thanks, the sign he was so familiar during his heavy metal teenage years.
Lucifer had transformed himself into... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "Get up boy! Do you know how far you have come? Twelves months ago, you came to hang yourself. Look at you now!" The dark and smoky voice of Lucifer.
Michael gives the hand sign of the horns as an offer of thanks, the sign he was so familiar during his heavy metal teenage years.
Lucifer had transformed himself into... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Fifteen Years ago, we were more like business partners.
We each had our little slice in Life and we enjoyed our place in it. I especially took Pride in my work very seriously (Unlike that Slothful pansy). It was... like finding that one job you enjoyed immensely, that you could move up if you wanted to, but that w... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Why? If you asked me *how* I first met the Deadly Seven, I wouldn't quite remember each introduction. I know it involved an old, old house that had seen brighter days long ago. I had, too. I can tell you why. The day I lugged my cardboard boxes into that rickety shed of a house was the darkest point in my life. I had n... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | *Room 332. When I got on the third floor, I asked a nurse where was Room 332. She pointed to the hallway on my right and said its on the end of the corridor. After walking a bit, I found Room 332. I then sat on the cold metallic seat and waited. A nurse then got out.*
"Excuse me, are you Alana Wright? Your boyfriend's... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Well I guess this is it," he said to himself as he opened the door to his new apartment, "welcome to the pits of hell, Jeremy. It's not like life could get much worse."
Oh look fresh meat. Maybe this time the other girls won't mess this up. I mean really. How hard is it to get one little human back on his feet. Hell... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | It was a joke, really. All that sadness and guilt and all was getting way too much to handle. So I figured I would throw my last dollar away on a house I'd wanted since young, since my depression would probably end my life sooner or later. As soon as I stepped in, my first moment of joy was ruined completely.
"Hey the... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Here try this suit, big guy. It would look great on you," said Pride one of my 8 demons. Yes, I live in a house with 8 demons... who are trying to help my depressed ass conquer the world. Ha! Ha! Ha!
It really is a riot, I'm sure. I've somehow drifted into an anime weird as hell but uplifting at the same time. It's ... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Alright, get in the car."
"Where are we going?"
"One last thing, kid."
"Oh, it's alright. You guys have done so much for me already. I don't want to impose..."
"Look, I get it. You're happy. You're looking good, taking what you want, *who* you want, and you're doing it at your own pace. Life's good, and you're rea... | "come on dude, you gotta get up"
He moaned
"seriously, you gotta eat"
The thing about being a demon is that you're really just a heavy angel. And sometimes its hard to get out of the habit of helping. Well that's what we say to ourselves.
Right now, he's hiding under the blanket, its 5pm and he hasn't moved an inch... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | *Room 332. When I got on the third floor, I asked a nurse where was Room 332. She pointed to the hallway on my right and said its on the end of the corridor. After walking a bit, I found Room 332. I then sat on the cold metallic seat and waited. A nurse then got out.*
"Excuse me, are you Alana Wright? Your boyfriend's... | Fifteen Years ago, we were more like business partners.
We each had our little slice in Life and we enjoyed our place in it. I especially took Pride in my work very seriously (Unlike that Slothful pansy). It was... like finding that one job you enjoyed immensely, that you could move up if you wanted to, but that w... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | Fifteen Years ago, we were more like business partners.
We each had our little slice in Life and we enjoyed our place in it. I especially took Pride in my work very seriously (Unlike that Slothful pansy). It was... like finding that one job you enjoyed immensely, that you could move up if you wanted to, but that w... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | Fifteen Years ago, we were more like business partners.
We each had our little slice in Life and we enjoyed our place in it. I especially took Pride in my work very seriously (Unlike that Slothful pansy). It was... like finding that one job you enjoyed immensely, that you could move up if you wanted to, but that w... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | Why? If you asked me *how* I first met the Deadly Seven, I wouldn't quite remember each introduction. I know it involved an old, old house that had seen brighter days long ago. I had, too. I can tell you why. The day I lugged my cardboard boxes into that rickety shed of a house was the darkest point in my life. I had n... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | Why? If you asked me *how* I first met the Deadly Seven, I wouldn't quite remember each introduction. I know it involved an old, old house that had seen brighter days long ago. I had, too. I can tell you why. The day I lugged my cardboard boxes into that rickety shed of a house was the darkest point in my life. I had n... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | *Room 332. When I got on the third floor, I asked a nurse where was Room 332. She pointed to the hallway on my right and said its on the end of the corridor. After walking a bit, I found Room 332. I then sat on the cold metallic seat and waited. A nurse then got out.*
"Excuse me, are you Alana Wright? Your boyfriend's... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "Come on Eric, you really need to eat something. I know you don't want to, but that hunger pain in your gut isn't going to go away on its own", said Gluttony.
"Nobody is judging you Eric. Besides, caring what other people think of you is fruitless. The trick is learning to love yourself the way you are", said Sloth.
... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "Well I guess this is it," he said to himself as he opened the door to his new apartment, "welcome to the pits of hell, Jeremy. It's not like life could get much worse."
Oh look fresh meat. Maybe this time the other girls won't mess this up. I mean really. How hard is it to get one little human back on his feet. Hell... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | It was a joke, really. All that sadness and guilt and all was getting way too much to handle. So I figured I would throw my last dollar away on a house I'd wanted since young, since my depression would probably end my life sooner or later. As soon as I stepped in, my first moment of joy was ruined completely.
"Hey the... | "WAAAAKE UPPPPP!"
I leap out of the bed, shocked out of my sleep. I am suddenly on my feet at the side of my bed and I have no idea why. I look to my right and see the explanation.
"You fucking demon! I hate you!" I spit at the thing in the doorway. He has taken the form of a man today, some kind of trainer with an A... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Here try this suit, big guy. It would look great on you," said Pride one of my 8 demons. Yes, I live in a house with 8 demons... who are trying to help my depressed ass conquer the world. Ha! Ha! Ha!
It really is a riot, I'm sure. I've somehow drifted into an anime weird as hell but uplifting at the same time. It's ... | "WAAAAKE UPPPPP!"
I leap out of the bed, shocked out of my sleep. I am suddenly on my feet at the side of my bed and I have no idea why. I look to my right and see the explanation.
"You fucking demon! I hate you!" I spit at the thing in the doorway. He has taken the form of a man today, some kind of trainer with an A... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "WAAAAKE UPPPPP!"
I leap out of the bed, shocked out of my sleep. I am suddenly on my feet at the side of my bed and I have no idea why. I look to my right and see the explanation.
"You fucking demon! I hate you!" I spit at the thing in the doorway. He has taken the form of a man today, some kind of trainer with an A... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Alright, get in the car."
"Where are we going?"
"One last thing, kid."
"Oh, it's alright. You guys have done so much for me already. I don't want to impose..."
"Look, I get it. You're happy. You're looking good, taking what you want, *who* you want, and you're doing it at your own pace. Life's good, and you're rea... | "WAAAAKE UPPPPP!"
I leap out of the bed, shocked out of my sleep. I am suddenly on my feet at the side of my bed and I have no idea why. I look to my right and see the explanation.
"You fucking demon! I hate you!" I spit at the thing in the doorway. He has taken the form of a man today, some kind of trainer with an A... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Look, the next time she texts - just don't reply immediately. You'll come off as desperate" Lust said
Eric stared at his phone. Stared at the message he'd fired off, glared at the "sent" symbol, and winced at how long it had been since he had sent it. **30 minutes.**
"Double Text her. Show to her you don't give a FU... | "WAAAAKE UPPPPP!"
I leap out of the bed, shocked out of my sleep. I am suddenly on my feet at the side of my bed and I have no idea why. I look to my right and see the explanation.
"You fucking demon! I hate you!" I spit at the thing in the doorway. He has taken the form of a man today, some kind of trainer with an A... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | It was a joke, really. All that sadness and guilt and all was getting way too much to handle. So I figured I would throw my last dollar away on a house I'd wanted since young, since my depression would probably end my life sooner or later. As soon as I stepped in, my first moment of joy was ruined completely.
"Hey the... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | Nobody likes moving house.
It's tedious, a boring chore that everybody seems to go through at least once in their life. Some celebrate the change, others loathe the change, but nobody enjoys the moving. I didn't enjoy the move either, but that doesn't surprise me. I don't enjoy much of anything. I don't dislike much e... | "Here try this suit, big guy. It would look great on you," said Pride one of my 8 demons. Yes, I live in a house with 8 demons... who are trying to help my depressed ass conquer the world. Ha! Ha! Ha!
It really is a riot, I'm sure. I've somehow drifted into an anime weird as hell but uplifting at the same time. It's ... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Alright, get in the car."
"Where are we going?"
"One last thing, kid."
"Oh, it's alright. You guys have done so much for me already. I don't want to impose..."
"Look, I get it. You're happy. You're looking good, taking what you want, *who* you want, and you're doing it at your own pace. Life's good, and you're rea... | "Here try this suit, big guy. It would look great on you," said Pride one of my 8 demons. Yes, I live in a house with 8 demons... who are trying to help my depressed ass conquer the world. Ha! Ha! Ha!
It really is a riot, I'm sure. I've somehow drifted into an anime weird as hell but uplifting at the same time. It's ... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "Look, the next time she texts - just don't reply immediately. You'll come off as desperate" Lust said
Eric stared at his phone. Stared at the message he'd fired off, glared at the "sent" symbol, and winced at how long it had been since he had sent it. **30 minutes.**
"Double Text her. Show to her you don't give a FU... | AN: I'm Lazy. My. Apologies?
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WP - 11 Listed.
He walked out the door with his friends. Magnificently beautiful creatures. Quaint in a deceiving way.
Pride in a school uniform, not excessive, but with a sharpness that matched those dark, disdainful eyes.
Greed. An middle aged man, dressed strangely, and with an ... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | When the burglar comes a knockin, and kicks down your front door
you wake up as he walks in, at night at half past four.
You cower and you tremble, you call your 911.
But since you have the deadly sins, your fun has just begun.
You wake me up this late at night? **Sloth** has got your back.
You flex your muscles,... | Mark had never had an easy life. His childhood was troubled, and things only seemed to get worse for him as time went on. It was as if he was cursed, doomed to endure.
At the core of all his anguish was his family; his dreadful, detestable family. All of them seemed truly evil - each like the embodiment of the deadly... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "You have to get up, buddy," Sloth said. He was laying in bed with the Guy after they had passed out binge watching Netflix. His mortal roommate failed to stir so he gave him another nudge. "C'mon man. You can't just lay in bed all day."
The Guy groaned and rolled over. "Who the hell are you to tell me that," he asked... | Mark had never had an easy life. His childhood was troubled, and things only seemed to get worse for him as time went on. It was as if he was cursed, doomed to endure.
At the core of all his anguish was his family; his dreadful, detestable family. All of them seemed truly evil - each like the embodiment of the deadly... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | I couldn't believe I was doing this.
"I...I don't think this was a good idea, Lisa, I-'m just going to leave," I said, and changed the gear to drive.
"You will not!" Came the voice from the backseat.
I sighed. "Please, Lisa, I'm just not-"
"Look at me, Mark," she said.
When I didn't she repeated herself, louder... | Mark had never had an easy life. His childhood was troubled, and things only seemed to get worse for him as time went on. It was as if he was cursed, doomed to endure.
At the core of all his anguish was his family; his dreadful, detestable family. All of them seemed truly evil - each like the embodiment of the deadly... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | When the burglar comes a knockin, and kicks down your front door
you wake up as he walks in, at night at half past four.
You cower and you tremble, you call your 911.
But since you have the deadly sins, your fun has just begun.
You wake me up this late at night? **Sloth** has got your back.
You flex your muscles,... | The seven original demons sat around a bloody pentagram in Jerry’s basement. Candles burned at all six points of the star, providing the only light to chase away the shadows. For centuries, the Cardinal Demons had haunted this property in between spreading death and torment throughout the world. Every person who had ev... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | "You have to get up, buddy," Sloth said. He was laying in bed with the Guy after they had passed out binge watching Netflix. His mortal roommate failed to stir so he gave him another nudge. "C'mon man. You can't just lay in bed all day."
The Guy groaned and rolled over. "Who the hell are you to tell me that," he asked... | The seven original demons sat around a bloody pentagram in Jerry’s basement. Candles burned at all six points of the star, providing the only light to chase away the shadows. For centuries, the Cardinal Demons had haunted this property in between spreading death and torment throughout the world. Every person who had ev... | |
[WP] A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. | I couldn't believe I was doing this.
"I...I don't think this was a good idea, Lisa, I-'m just going to leave," I said, and changed the gear to drive.
"You will not!" Came the voice from the backseat.
I sighed. "Please, Lisa, I'm just not-"
"Look at me, Mark," she said.
When I didn't she repeated herself, louder... | The seven original demons sat around a bloody pentagram in Jerry’s basement. Candles burned at all six points of the star, providing the only light to chase away the shadows. For centuries, the Cardinal Demons had haunted this property in between spreading death and torment throughout the world. Every person who had ev... | |
[WP] You are a scientist who has developed a way to manually edit DNA, and you're preparing to demonstrate it by inserting a string of text into your own genome. While searching through the non-coding sections for a good spot to place the text, you notice something odd, already there: a message | A low hum started to build behind me. The crowd was getting restless, asking questions, wondering why I'd suddenly gone quiet during this world changing demonstration.
I was wondering different things. The string of code that I'd prepped for the presentation read as a simple "Hello!". Doing anything more would li... | "Stop!" was written first, in the exact code made up of amino acids that I thought up in grad school for fun. Then a long superfluous chain in a different, simpler, more efficient code that was beautiful but easy to crack. I created that one too, or should I say shall create, fifty-years into the future, and possibly w... | |
[WP] You are a scientist who has developed a way to manually edit DNA, and you're preparing to demonstrate it by inserting a string of text into your own genome. While searching through the non-coding sections for a good spot to place the text, you notice something odd, already there: a message | For a five year old Molly could draw a sports car significantly better than most adults Lucas knew, including himself.
Molly held up the picture, “See daddy! It’s the car that you like! I drew it for your birthday! With these crayons!” She held her other hand open wide with a pile of assorted crayons resting on top.
... | "Stop!" was written first, in the exact code made up of amino acids that I thought up in grad school for fun. Then a long superfluous chain in a different, simpler, more efficient code that was beautiful but easy to crack. I created that one too, or should I say shall create, fifty-years into the future, and possibly w... | |
[WP] You are a scientist who has developed a way to manually edit DNA, and you're preparing to demonstrate it by inserting a string of text into your own genome. While searching through the non-coding sections for a good spot to place the text, you notice something odd, already there: a message | Scrolling through the endless strings A, C, G, and Ts, my brain was spinning wildly from the task at hand.
I tried to tell myself to focus, but then again, that never really does work.
I needed a spot in my genome that didn't really have any effect, that could be spliced out and replaced and subjected to the wonder... | "Stop!" was written first, in the exact code made up of amino acids that I thought up in grad school for fun. Then a long superfluous chain in a different, simpler, more efficient code that was beautiful but easy to crack. I created that one too, or should I say shall create, fifty-years into the future, and possibly w... | |
[WP] As a babysitter you are putting a young girl to bed. She says "Don't worry. There aren't any monsters in the closest. Daddy keeps them all locked up in the basement." | Torie checked the closet anyway. She believed in monsters once and old habits died hard.
Little Marie tolerated it each time and repeated herself every night but Torie checked anyway; no monsters. There never were.
She kissed the girl good night and went down to make herself some food without thinking about it to m... | "What did you say?"
"I said, 'Daddy keeps the monsters locked in the basement.'"
Clearly, this was some kind of joke her dad made with her to keep her from being afraid. I went along with it.
"It's a good thing he does, too. Because do you know what monsters like to eat?" The little girl shook her head, wide eyed... | |
[WP] As a babysitter you are putting a young girl to bed. She says "Don't worry. There aren't any monsters in the closest. Daddy keeps them all locked up in the basement." | Torie checked the closet anyway. She believed in monsters once and old habits died hard.
Little Marie tolerated it each time and repeated herself every night but Torie checked anyway; no monsters. There never were.
She kissed the girl good night and went down to make herself some food without thinking about it to m... | Mrs. Felding was a eccentric woman, more so after the dissaperence of Mr. Felding but her daughter Alice was sweet, and babysitting her was easy work thanks to her strict evening playtimes and bedtime.
And John needed the rent money.
As for the house it was old and over the years a number of ghost and urban legend sto... | |
[WP] As a babysitter you are putting a young girl to bed. She says "Don't worry. There aren't any monsters in the closest. Daddy keeps them all locked up in the basement." | Story time was over. All that was left was to tuck Ella in and then I could spend the rest of the night binge watching 'Parks and Rec' on the downstairs TV. After I checked for monsters, of course.
That was part of my schtick, checking the closet and under the bed for monsters. The kids loved it. The parents were ... | I look at the girl confused, and then I hear it. Bang! And then grunts and moans. Sounds like it came from the basement. I better play this safe, and dial 911. I dial it, and it is quickly answered. "911 what is your emergency?" "There is a loud banging and grunting noise coming from the basement of the house I am baby... | |
[WP] As a babysitter you are putting a young girl to bed. She says "Don't worry. There aren't any monsters in the closest. Daddy keeps them all locked up in the basement." | Story time was over. All that was left was to tuck Ella in and then I could spend the rest of the night binge watching 'Parks and Rec' on the downstairs TV. After I checked for monsters, of course.
That was part of my schtick, checking the closet and under the bed for monsters. The kids loved it. The parents were ... | Of course, I did not take her seriously but I wondered why she said such a thing. Her father was a fine man I knew for many years and I could not imagine he would do anything awful, so I went to look for what provoked Katie's imagination. My own mind wandered to shadows and spiders. Rodents were a possibility I winc... | |
[WP] As a babysitter you are putting a young girl to bed. She says "Don't worry. There aren't any monsters in the closest. Daddy keeps them all locked up in the basement." | Story time was over. All that was left was to tuck Ella in and then I could spend the rest of the night binge watching 'Parks and Rec' on the downstairs TV. After I checked for monsters, of course.
That was part of my schtick, checking the closet and under the bed for monsters. The kids loved it. The parents were ... | I broke into a cold sweat when I heard those words leave her mouth. Jane's parents went on vacation to Miami for the weekend, and they left me in charge of her. It was going well until this happened.
I tried to shake it off and just leave the room, but I couldn't sit for more than five minutes before becoming too curi... | |
[WP] As a babysitter you are putting a young girl to bed. She says "Don't worry. There aren't any monsters in the closest. Daddy keeps them all locked up in the basement." | It's the look in her eyes that convinces me. Kids lie. They lie all the time. Poorly mostly. About stupid shit like stealing gum or kicking their sister.
But Sally it telling the truth.
Her tiny little eyes glass over. The tone of her voice wavers. And her skin blanches an almost unnatural white.
"What do you mea... | I broke into a cold sweat when I heard those words leave her mouth. Jane's parents went on vacation to Miami for the weekend, and they left me in charge of her. It was going well until this happened.
I tried to shake it off and just leave the room, but I couldn't sit for more than five minutes before becoming too curi... | |
[WP] After the apocalypse, you run a small food stand feeding survivors whatever you can make out of old rations, dead rodents, and hardy weeds. One day, Gordon Ramsay shows up. | The sun beat down on the roadside. Once a city, the weeds kept breaking through, and drying up just as soon. Among the ruins, though, a few houses held up their roofs, even if the same couldn’t be said for their walls, so the place still had its residents. Not many, but enough to have a name.
It hadn’t been quite so s... | >This is my first actual story I've posted here, so feedback is welcome.
"What the FUCK do you call that? Is that a fucking rat? This place needs to get fucking shut down. That is unhygienic. You're a fucking idiot. You're going to kill people faster with this food than the apocalypse did! Here, taste this."
I dec... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | "Hey guys! It's good to see you again."
I smile brightly as my usual team of experimenters walk in. I know everything about them, obviously, more than they think I do. The benefits of being able to read minds really are staggering.
"Hey, Ace." They're tired, but they smile back and greet me. Then again, wouldn't you b... | "Sir, we know how magic works in this reality and this isn't it. Look at these 'robes', read the texts. No spell I've ever heard of requires a minimum cup size. This isn't Investigation, it's Caligula goes to Hogwarts." Amy fumed, offended to the bone. by the "mystic protocols"' the Subject had laid out as a preco... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | "Hey guys! It's good to see you again."
I smile brightly as my usual team of experimenters walk in. I know everything about them, obviously, more than they think I do. The benefits of being able to read minds really are staggering.
"Hey, Ace." They're tired, but they smile back and greet me. Then again, wouldn't you b... | {powers changed}
I realized I could go intangible pretty early on, so, like, why not? Right? Figured I'd learned all I could about me; why not let the Fedderalies take a crack at it.
It wasn't a complete waste of time. I mean, I thought I must be super lucky, like, one of the cosmic heroes, maybe? Oh, you know: a Silv... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | "Good morning, John," It was the research assistant this time, and she was looking stern. Her boss had found it funny at first but by now was quite irritated. I was happy to see the frustration had trickled down to the rest of the staff. "How are you feeling?"
"Well," I said, and she tried to write down my response, b... | It's my third year since I was hired by the Discovery Association. A low-profile, but not secret, government organization that studies unknown biological phenomena. Most of the senior officers have experience working with the drug studies, MK Ultra, in the fifties. Another quiet series of experiments the US government ... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | "Hey guys! It's good to see you again."
I smile brightly as my usual team of experimenters walk in. I know everything about them, obviously, more than they think I do. The benefits of being able to read minds really are staggering.
"Hey, Ace." They're tired, but they smile back and greet me. Then again, wouldn't you b... | It's my third year since I was hired by the Discovery Association. A low-profile, but not secret, government organization that studies unknown biological phenomena. Most of the senior officers have experience working with the drug studies, MK Ultra, in the fifties. Another quiet series of experiments the US government ... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | You can do anything you want if you really
put your mind to it.
Hollow words, casually tossed around to encourage people to pursue their dreams, even though everyone knows that 30 year old Johnny, at 5'2", is never going to make it in pro-basketball however much he puts his damn mind to it.
But what if it were true?... | "We're still not sure what super power he has." Harold took a sip out of his "#1 Greatest Dad" coffee cup. "All the tests either prove nothing or are inconclusive. We think he's telepathic, but it's hard to tell given all the weird things happening lately."
Steve frowned slightly as he took a seat opposite Harold.
"W... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | Thomas walked past the three scientists in the room while focusing on what he called a thought projection. One of his many talents to manipulate what people saw versus what was real, and currently the chief of research and development believed he was cutting into Thomas' chest cavity aiming a scalpel with uncanny preci... | "We're still not sure what super power he has." Harold took a sip out of his "#1 Greatest Dad" coffee cup. "All the tests either prove nothing or are inconclusive. We think he's telepathic, but it's hard to tell given all the weird things happening lately."
Steve frowned slightly as he took a seat opposite Harold.
"W... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | You can do anything you want if you really
put your mind to it.
Hollow words, casually tossed around to encourage people to pursue their dreams, even though everyone knows that 30 year old Johnny, at 5'2", is never going to make it in pro-basketball however much he puts his damn mind to it.
But what if it were true?... | ”Please lie down on the bed, Mr. Blake,” said the new doctor.
She was a precious little thing, barely out of the academy, with long hair in the color of motor oil, and nails in shiny crimson. Her eyes narrowed in weary concentration as she scrolled through my journal on her tablet computer.
“Everything looking good o... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | Thomas walked past the three scientists in the room while focusing on what he called a thought projection. One of his many talents to manipulate what people saw versus what was real, and currently the chief of research and development believed he was cutting into Thomas' chest cavity aiming a scalpel with uncanny preci... | ”Please lie down on the bed, Mr. Blake,” said the new doctor.
She was a precious little thing, barely out of the academy, with long hair in the color of motor oil, and nails in shiny crimson. Her eyes narrowed in weary concentration as she scrolled through my journal on her tablet computer.
“Everything looking good o... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | "What do you mean we can't remove his mask?"
"Well, sir," I interrupted the two FBI scientist, "he means it's not physically possible to remove the mask from my face unless I want you to."
He glared, "shut up smart-"
"Please refrain from swearing, it really hurts my ears." I leaned against the bars and scratched a p... | ”Please lie down on the bed, Mr. Blake,” said the new doctor.
She was a precious little thing, barely out of the academy, with long hair in the color of motor oil, and nails in shiny crimson. Her eyes narrowed in weary concentration as she scrolled through my journal on her tablet computer.
“Everything looking good o... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | I woke up in my holding cell, the warm sweat of yesterday's "make the subject sleep on a hot plate" test still soaking my shirt. Honestly, these "experiments" are just getting ridiculous. This stopped being funny ages ago. Sure, I can leave by punching a hole in the wall, but where's the fun in that? I'm still sticking... | ”Please lie down on the bed, Mr. Blake,” said the new doctor.
She was a precious little thing, barely out of the academy, with long hair in the color of motor oil, and nails in shiny crimson. Her eyes narrowed in weary concentration as she scrolled through my journal on her tablet computer.
“Everything looking good o... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | Thomas walked past the three scientists in the room while focusing on what he called a thought projection. One of his many talents to manipulate what people saw versus what was real, and currently the chief of research and development believed he was cutting into Thomas' chest cavity aiming a scalpel with uncanny preci... | "Paul had to go home as well, that makes three today," Steven said.
"So we've had three different people today shit themselves, is that what you're telling me," Andrew asked, growing more angry, "it was that damn sub shop, their cold cuts must have been spoiled."
*"Eheheheh...right, 'cold cuts,'" I thought, "they do ... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | "What do you mean we can't remove his mask?"
"Well, sir," I interrupted the two FBI scientist, "he means it's not physically possible to remove the mask from my face unless I want you to."
He glared, "shut up smart-"
"Please refrain from swearing, it really hurts my ears." I leaned against the bars and scratched a p... | "Paul had to go home as well, that makes three today," Steven said.
"So we've had three different people today shit themselves, is that what you're telling me," Andrew asked, growing more angry, "it was that damn sub shop, their cold cuts must have been spoiled."
*"Eheheheh...right, 'cold cuts,'" I thought, "they do ... | |
[WP] After discovering you have a plethora of special abilities, ranging from control over electricity to breathing underwater, the FBI captures you for experiments. However, you only let them capture you, and frequently enjoy messing with the staff when they actually try to experiment on you. | I woke up in my holding cell, the warm sweat of yesterday's "make the subject sleep on a hot plate" test still soaking my shirt. Honestly, these "experiments" are just getting ridiculous. This stopped being funny ages ago. Sure, I can leave by punching a hole in the wall, but where's the fun in that? I'm still sticking... | "Paul had to go home as well, that makes three today," Steven said.
"So we've had three different people today shit themselves, is that what you're telling me," Andrew asked, growing more angry, "it was that damn sub shop, their cold cuts must have been spoiled."
*"Eheheheh...right, 'cold cuts,'" I thought, "they do ... | |
[WP] I could walk out anytime I wanted to, but the cage was comfortable. Familiar. | It...started with a flyer. The kind that gets shoved into your hand by a teenager with a gleam in their eye you know all too well has an expiration date. You know the type--the ones with an unrealistically optimistic view of the world and a drive to make a change that will only fizzle out at the first real whiff of the... | The door lay open, my guards were gone, nothing stood between me and freedom. I took a step towards the door, and it remained open. My guards didn't arrive, I was still free to leave whenever I chose. A breeze moved through the cage, pushing me softly, guiding me towards the door with a gentle touch. And I resisted. I ... | |
[WP] It's modern day, the war between Elves, Orcs and Humans still continues to this day. | Michael Trullo sat up straight when he saw the name on the screen, just above the bouncing green camera icon.
"Fuck me," he muttered under his breath as he straightened his collar, ran his hands across his trim beard, and clicked RECEIVE.
The woman staring back at him from across the digital divide was pale and silve... | My dearest Emily,
I was reminded today of our holiday to the Forests of Arazeen. The pollen tickled my nose, a thousand tiny rainbows danced in the dew around us but through dewy eyes you were all I saw.
The trees are gone now, pulled from the ground to have munition factories planted in their stead.
This war has t... | |
[WP] Bruce Wayne is shot, and has to spend a month recovering. In the meantime, he has to ask various other superheroes to pretend to be Batman while he's out. | "Sooooo ... I need you to be The Dark Knight for *about a month.*"
Superman frowned as he looked down at Bruce. "You got shot in the chest and all you think you're going to be fighting criminals *in a month*?"
Bruce looked offended at the idea. "I'm not just The Worlds Greatest Detective -- I'm also a scientist and i... | "Yello', Clark Kent speaking!"
"Hey, Clark, it's me, Bruce. I need you to do me a favor."
"Yeah?"
"Remember when I got shot?"
Of course Clark remembered. It was his big story for the month! Billionaire Bruce Wayne, shot during a press conference! Of course, Clark knew that the reason Bruce had been shot was because... | |
[WP] Bruce Wayne is shot, and has to spend a month recovering. In the meantime, he has to ask various other superheroes to pretend to be Batman while he's out. | Bruce groaned a little and struggled to reach the young man's collar. He couldn't. After he stubbornly refused to lie still the nurses had finally restrained him. It was for his own good, of course, but Bruce hated convalescence. Finally he gave in and settled for speaking softly and hoping his companion would list... | "Yello', Clark Kent speaking!"
"Hey, Clark, it's me, Bruce. I need you to do me a favor."
"Yeah?"
"Remember when I got shot?"
Of course Clark remembered. It was his big story for the month! Billionaire Bruce Wayne, shot during a press conference! Of course, Clark knew that the reason Bruce had been shot was because... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | Okay, I'm not supposed to be saying this, but I am, so don't go telling on me, or I WILL wipe out all life on Earth.
My name is Hykra Fuurash (High-Kra. Fyur-ahsh) of L'Kyr. I was sent here to determine the capabilities of Earth's various species and wether they are, um,... good enough to stay species.
At first I tho... | Me eyes took a sluggish roll around their sockets as the girl ripped my ticket and handed a part back to me. “Enjoy the show” she said, accompanied by a smile of questionable sincerity. How could she genuinely be this happy with her job. I smiled back, but on reflection felt that my tight expression and lack of eyebrow... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | A pair of aliens from the planet Motts was charged with scouting the planet named Earth. The Mottsunians intended on forcing Earth into their galactic federation or face invasion.
The pair of aliens, Zigzug and Kleigt happened to stumble across an amateur street magician in New Orleans while they were scouting for the... | Me eyes took a sluggish roll around their sockets as the girl ripped my ticket and handed a part back to me. “Enjoy the show” she said, accompanied by a smile of questionable sincerity. How could she genuinely be this happy with her job. I smiled back, but on reflection felt that my tight expression and lack of eyebrow... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | A pair of aliens from the planet Motts was charged with scouting the planet named Earth. The Mottsunians intended on forcing Earth into their galactic federation or face invasion.
The pair of aliens, Zigzug and Kleigt happened to stumble across an amateur street magician in New Orleans while they were scouting for the... | Ragcum fidgeted nervously in his seat. Perspiration dripped from his blue forehead scales that had nothing to do with the fact that he was wearing a tediously tight silicon human-man mask. He didn't like to sweat. The last time he sweated, it was Junior Nagfock, and he had been in the midst of making a fool of himself ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | A pair of aliens from the planet Motts was charged with scouting the planet named Earth. The Mottsunians intended on forcing Earth into their galactic federation or face invasion.
The pair of aliens, Zigzug and Kleigt happened to stumble across an amateur street magician in New Orleans while they were scouting for the... | Okay, I'm not supposed to be saying this, but I am, so don't go telling on me, or I WILL wipe out all life on Earth.
My name is Hykra Fuurash (High-Kra. Fyur-ahsh) of L'Kyr. I was sent here to determine the capabilities of Earth's various species and wether they are, um,... good enough to stay species.
At first I tho... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | A pair of aliens from the planet Motts was charged with scouting the planet named Earth. The Mottsunians intended on forcing Earth into their galactic federation or face invasion.
The pair of aliens, Zigzug and Kleigt happened to stumble across an amateur street magician in New Orleans while they were scouting for the... | Orgal was exhausted. He had been slumped into his viewing pod then flopped in the next file of earth broadcasts. The screen lit up brightly. “Start viewing season one, episode one, of How *Did* They Do That, hosted by Vince Offer?”
Orgal sighed. “Uhhhh… can I get a summary?”
“Hosted by Vince Offer, this early 2000’s ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | "We have located all of their Nuclear Weapons systems. It will be a trivial task to shut them down," General Bozz-Mnng hissed through his smirking mandibles. "All that remains is to give the order."
"Excellent, General Bozz-Mnng! Excellent work!" Overlord Vbbbprt stood up, hivemind control scepter clasped between his ... | Orgal was exhausted. He had been slumped into his viewing pod then flopped in the next file of earth broadcasts. The screen lit up brightly. “Start viewing season one, episode one, of How *Did* They Do That, hosted by Vince Offer?”
Orgal sighed. “Uhhhh… can I get a summary?”
“Hosted by Vince Offer, this early 2000’s ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | "Oh my stars," said Globnark. "They just sawed a woman in half!"
"What?" Interstellar command buzzed with the news. A thousand ambassadors and military strategists leaned forward to hear their alien spy speak. "For what crime?"
"No crime! She walked onstage and they put her in a box. Then they sawed her in half and e... | Orgal was exhausted. He had been slumped into his viewing pod then flopped in the next file of earth broadcasts. The screen lit up brightly. “Start viewing season one, episode one, of How *Did* They Do That, hosted by Vince Offer?”
Orgal sighed. “Uhhhh… can I get a summary?”
“Hosted by Vince Offer, this early 2000’s ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | Commander Xandar was twisting himself, trying to find a confortable position to sit on this human designed chair, the purple padding was not helping him find a suitable position for his retracted rear mandible. Damn hairless apes couldn't even design a suitable seating apparatus, they truly deserved to be liberated int... | Orgal was exhausted. He had been slumped into his viewing pod then flopped in the next file of earth broadcasts. The screen lit up brightly. “Start viewing season one, episode one, of How *Did* They Do That, hosted by Vince Offer?”
Orgal sighed. “Uhhhh… can I get a summary?”
“Hosted by Vince Offer, this early 2000’s ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | To Lord Zafrax The Undiminished, Master of a Billion Stars, Keeper of the Sword of Marjarinal, Spear of Civilization:
URGENT TANSMISSION
My Lord,
Greetings from your humble supplicant and inconsequential servant. At your behest, I reconnoitered the western half of the landmass known as North America. I have submitte... | Orgal was exhausted. He had been slumped into his viewing pod then flopped in the next file of earth broadcasts. The screen lit up brightly. “Start viewing season one, episode one, of How *Did* They Do That, hosted by Vince Offer?”
Orgal sighed. “Uhhhh… can I get a summary?”
“Hosted by Vince Offer, this early 2000’s ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | "Oh my stars," said Globnark. "They just sawed a woman in half!"
"What?" Interstellar command buzzed with the news. A thousand ambassadors and military strategists leaned forward to hear their alien spy speak. "For what crime?"
"No crime! She walked onstage and they put her in a box. Then they sawed her in half and e... | "We have located all of their Nuclear Weapons systems. It will be a trivial task to shut them down," General Bozz-Mnng hissed through his smirking mandibles. "All that remains is to give the order."
"Excellent, General Bozz-Mnng! Excellent work!" Overlord Vbbbprt stood up, hivemind control scepter clasped between his ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | Commander Xandar was twisting himself, trying to find a confortable position to sit on this human designed chair, the purple padding was not helping him find a suitable position for his retracted rear mandible. Damn hairless apes couldn't even design a suitable seating apparatus, they truly deserved to be liberated int... | "We have located all of their Nuclear Weapons systems. It will be a trivial task to shut them down," General Bozz-Mnng hissed through his smirking mandibles. "All that remains is to give the order."
"Excellent, General Bozz-Mnng! Excellent work!" Overlord Vbbbprt stood up, hivemind control scepter clasped between his ... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | Commander Xandar was twisting himself, trying to find a confortable position to sit on this human designed chair, the purple padding was not helping him find a suitable position for his retracted rear mandible. Damn hairless apes couldn't even design a suitable seating apparatus, they truly deserved to be liberated int... | "Come quick!" Digni shouted at Klixi, his diplomatic counterpart as he ascended the stairs to the theatre. It wasn't long until the performance started, as they said first-row seats were of utmost importance.
"May I invite: Mr Henry Abacroft!" the emcee excitedly revealed the world-famous magician. Well, not famous to... | |
[WP] Aliens figure that a win over humans will be easy, until they see a human magic show. | To Lord Zafrax The Undiminished, Master of a Billion Stars, Keeper of the Sword of Marjarinal, Spear of Civilization:
URGENT TANSMISSION
My Lord,
Greetings from your humble supplicant and inconsequential servant. At your behest, I reconnoitered the western half of the landmass known as North America. I have submitte... | "Come quick!" Digni shouted at Klixi, his diplomatic counterpart as he ascended the stairs to the theatre. It wasn't long until the performance started, as they said first-row seats were of utmost importance.
"May I invite: Mr Henry Abacroft!" the emcee excitedly revealed the world-famous magician. Well, not famous to... | |
[WP] You're the first scientist to make a travel to another dimension. Upon arriving you notice that music in this dimension has the power to control humans and their behaviour and is therefor completly banned. You decide to screw around with the 60GB of music saved on your phone. | When I first found the power music had in this world, I was getting pulled over for a speeding ticket. I had turned from some of my 'normal' tunes for a quick fix of Bob Marley. It was an honest mistake, really. But the music was playing, and suddenly a deputy was standing there with a glazed expression on their face, ... | The Oval Office. Always wanted to see it first-hand; I mean, technically speaking, the achievement of this scientific breakthrough should have -- by all rights -- meant that I would visit it fairly soon, but... well... the current administration doesn't seem particularly impressed by scientific knowledge, prefering mor... | |
[WP] You clean your daughters room and find a gun and a machete. | At first, I was in shock. My daughter had... well... all of this. Just sitting there. What do I do?
The gun wasn't anything special, though I couldn't tell where she could have gotten it from. She had ammo stored nearby to the gun. Luckily, it wasn't loaded.
The machete was even stranger. Unless she planned on advent... | Finally after hours of waiting for my daughter to come home I was starting to get worried. I started thinking all kinds of bad things. Did my daughter leave with out her weapons and end up getting killed without them? My mind was racing.
Finally she walked in the door, and I said to her
"You're grounded no more wea... | |
[WP] You accidentally summon a demon by trying to pronounce Ikea product names. | You sigh, scratching your stomach absently. There aren't nearly enough meatballs in one plate to satisfy. Two plates might make a decent snack, but it would take at least ten to even begin to dull the aching edge of hunger. She always insists it's not healthy for you to have so many, smiling sweetly as she orders you o... | I have brought dishonor upon myself, my house, my ancestors, and my cow.
I roll my ceremonial towel across the floor of the store, in front of all who have witnessed my shame.
I kneel before the dragon and beg that it see my final act of repentance as I draw my tanto and prepare myself for the steely end.
With one swif... | |
[WP] You accidentally summon a demon by trying to pronounce Ikea product names. | "I'm sorry," I said, for what had to be the tenth time since the interview started. "What am I here to do, again? Exactly?"
The manager of the IKEA, a pugnacious and pot-bellied little man settling unpleasantly into middle age, turned his head to glare back at me. "Get rid of the pests!" he repeated, clarifying abs... | I have brought dishonor upon myself, my house, my ancestors, and my cow.
I roll my ceremonial towel across the floor of the store, in front of all who have witnessed my shame.
I kneel before the dragon and beg that it see my final act of repentance as I draw my tanto and prepare myself for the steely end.
With one swif... | |
[WP] You accidentally summon a demon by trying to pronounce Ikea product names. | And there it was, my new bookshelf, a few days too early. You see, my husband was away on business, and as much as I don't want to subscribe to gender stereotypes, he was the one who usually handles these sort of things.
The doorbell rang. It was my nosy neighbour Francine.
"Was that a delivery truck I spotted earl... | I have brought dishonor upon myself, my house, my ancestors, and my cow.
I roll my ceremonial towel across the floor of the store, in front of all who have witnessed my shame.
I kneel before the dragon and beg that it see my final act of repentance as I draw my tanto and prepare myself for the steely end.
With one swif... | |
[WP] You accidentally summon a demon by trying to pronounce Ikea product names. | Let's sing a song about a kid
Lost and found is where his ends meet
Wanted to show the whole world how cool he is
By buying the best shit money can get, why not just stick with meat?
So he went to a mall open for all
Trying to find the coolest thing to buy, coolest sounding of all
Bumping his head phones up, he ... | I have brought dishonor upon myself, my house, my ancestors, and my cow.
I roll my ceremonial towel across the floor of the store, in front of all who have witnessed my shame.
I kneel before the dragon and beg that it see my final act of repentance as I draw my tanto and prepare myself for the steely end.
With one swif... | |
[WP] You accidentally summon a demon by trying to pronounce Ikea product names. | My man. Let me tell you a story. A true story, about a brotha being jumped by a demon at the local IKEA. It's absolutely true and y'all better sit down and listen.
I was strolling through the IKEA, looking for gardening tools to maintain my wife's garden. She was the type of woman to go off on someone hard if they did... | I have brought dishonor upon myself, my house, my ancestors, and my cow.
I roll my ceremonial towel across the floor of the store, in front of all who have witnessed my shame.
I kneel before the dragon and beg that it see my final act of repentance as I draw my tanto and prepare myself for the steely end.
With one swif... |
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