text string | humour_label int64 | language string |
|---|---|---|
What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!! | 0 | en |
"On a sunny day in April, England is the most beautiful country on Earth." And some years they have two sunny days! | 0 | en |
Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: "P.S. I Got 'Eem". | 1 | en |
why doesn't barbie get pregnant? because ken comes in a different box . | 0 | en |
What's jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun. | 0 | en |
great to meet you too, person i'll never see again . | 0 | en |
What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea. | 1 | en |
Guns marked themselves safe in Santa Fe High School ... | 1 | en |
What's the difference in curriculum between Al Qaeda Flight School and Los Santos Flight School? Los Santos Flight School has a lesson on landing. | 1 | en |
The boy in the striped pyjamas is a sad book. Atleast the good guys won at the end | 0 | en |
They say playing video games is a waste of time, but I credit Tetris for the speed and agility I display when bagging my own groceries. | 1 | en |
why is santa so jolly? cause he knows where all the bad girls live . | 0 | en |
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. " I advised him to contact Facebook to set it as one of the gender options on the sign up menu | 1 | en |
My current girl friend came to spend Christmas with my family... even though I warned her that their bodies will remain in my basement. | 0 | en |
what has caused caitlyn jenner to put on weight? trans fats . | 0 | en |
Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here. | 0 | en |
Don't trust the atoms. They make up everything | 1 | en |
Schooltrip Schooltrip to Facebook HQ, questions time. Kid: Mark, my dad says, that you spy on people. Is that true? Mark: he is not your dad. | 0 | en |
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds? Icerbergers with chilli sauce ! | 0 | en |
Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth. but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already | 1 | en |
I met the guy who inspects all the products McCormick. He's a seasoned expert. | 1 | en |
I accidentally walked into my son in the shower. Well that's a clean joke, right? | 0 | en |
haha no i do not care what people think of me. why what have u heard tell me everything right now | 0 | en |
I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me | 1 | en |
A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite | 0 | en |
what toy did the children want at mcdonalds? the sea man | 1 | en |
What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense. | 1 | en |
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west... | 0 | en |
what does usain bolt do when he misses the bus? he waits at the next station | 1 | en |
how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just two , but i have no idea how they get in there . | 1 | en |
I went to the library and asked the librarian if she knew where books on paranoia were. She said "They're right behind you". | 1 | en |
How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off | 0 | en |
Whats the difference between a salad and children I prefer my salads dressed | 1 | en |
a man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate . | 1 | en |
if you stand next to a fatter person you look better. that's why i work at burger king | 1 | en |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool. | 1 | en |
What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer. | 1 | en |
How different are Jewish and homeless? Nothing | 1 | en |
Want to hear a joke about paper? Ehh, never mind. It's tearable. | 1 | en |
what's the most popular song at the new freddie mercury night club? dancing queen . | 1 | en |
My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere. well whose fault is that | 1 | en |
Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth. unfortunately, the earth is round | 1 | en |
I hate ingrown hairs. They really get under my skin | 1 | en |
what's better than winning a silver in the paralympics? being able to walk . | 1 | en |
What is Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun. | 0 | en |
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer! | 0 | en |
my doctor said i needed to reduce stress. great , now i have that to worry about | 1 | en |
how long does charlie sheen last in bed? two and a half minutes . | 0 | en |
what's the best name for a quadruple amputee? Matthew, but Matt for short | 0 | en |
what kind of shoes to frogs like? open toad sandals ! | 0 | en |
What does a professional dancer and a kid with seizures have in common? They both breakdance on the floor | 1 | en |
What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour. | 1 | en |
why does the blood bank never make mistakes? because they're typo negative | 1 | en |
what's the best thing about having insomnia? only one nights sleep til christmas ! | 0 | en |
what's the hardest part of a vegetable? his wheelchair | 0 | en |
my mother in law : did you put the weight on? me : no threedots actually i've lost some . you should have seen me month ago . i looked like you | 0 | en |
What do you call a funny pancake? a puncake | 1 | en |
What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor? Commit sushi | 1 | en |
How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of. | 0 | en |
How does a blind skydiver know he is close to the ground? The leash to the guide dog becomes flaccid. | 1 | en |
What did the intellectual neckbeard say to his buddy when he was asked about the Mayweather Pacquiao fight? I've never heard of that court case. | 1 | en |
What did the tree say while it was being transplanted? Wheeeeeeeee!!!!! | 0 | en |
why was the mathematician detained at the airport? because he planned to blow up a plane . | 1 | en |
No Deja vu please. I Don't want to go through that again | 0 | en |
what happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally? it gets toad away | 1 | en |
Pardon me while I slip into something a little more. unconscious | 0 | en |
did you hear the joke about the deaf guy? he didn't either . | 1 | en |
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead baby But I decided to abort | 0 | en |
A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein | 1 | en |
What's the best part of dating someone with Parkinsons? You don't need to buy a vibrator. | 1 | en |
he says i'm cute when i'm mad. well he has no idea of how gorgeous i can be | 1 | en |
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. | 1 | en |
I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't. | 0 | en |
I just saw the Kardashian sisters and now I feel more Christmassy. Ho Ho Ho | 0 | en |
what is the fastest animal in the world? the ethiopian chicken . | 1 | en |
" miley cyrus: ' society wants to shut me down ' " . not down , miley . up . | 0 | en |
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake! | 0 | en |
English is a very weird language Try saying "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" at a funeral. | 1 | en |
What do depressed people and technicians have in common They are both really good at pulling the plug | 1 | en |
in what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? dublin . | 1 | en |
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie | 1 | en |
A blowfly goes into a bar and asks. Is that stool taken | 1 | en |
Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. I keep forgetting what brands I'm loyal to | 1 | en |
TIL I haven't actually been having conversations with my furniture. My toaster told me | 0 | en |
what's the difference between dreams and memes? i haven't given up on my memes yet | 1 | en |
I've decided to start spelling "eggs" with only one "g" to conserve "g's" and reduce my carbon footprint. Everything little bit helps | 1 | en |
In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend. | 0 | en |
how do you make a horse fast? you take away his food . | 1 | en |
it took more than two hours for RMS Titanic to go down. Let that 'sink' in. | 0 | en |
post some more song lyrics as your status. someone will eventually understand your struggle | 0 | en |
" two messages , sir . first , your tea has run out " " correct english is ' you've run out of tea ' . what else? " " you've walked out of wife " | 1 | en |
why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? because they're really good at it . | 1 | en |
do you know what is laziness? laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired . lol | 0 | en |
Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture! | 1 | en |
how many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? just one but the light bulb really has to want to change . | 1 | en |
i just ate a watch threedots threedots it was time consuming. i'm thinking of going for seconds | 0 | en |
i don't use my power for good or evil. mainly , i use it to watch tv , microwave food , and charge my phone | 1 | en |
what did robin williams do when he got to his office early? he hung around until his assistant arrived | 1 | en |
How does a Facebook employee greet each other? Hey there, whatsapp!! | 0 | en |
how did ramadan go? it went by pretty fast ! | 0 | en |
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