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that’s 20, so it still hits.
TALIESIN: It still hits. That’s fine.
MATT: The first one you duck out of the way.
However, the secondary slam hits you for five
points of bludgeoning damage across your shoulder.
You get pushed back into Beau and Beau catches
your fall.
TRAVIS: Not the jacket!
TALIESIN: Ow.
MATT: That ends its go. Nott, you’re up.
SAM: It’s still alive?
MATT: Yeah.
SAM: Nott is going to hard charge out of the tent.
Not at the beast, but across the courtyard. Yes.
As fast as she can go, saying: Shit shit shit! Can
she make it to that box?
MATT: She can’t, unfortunately.
SAM: She can’t?
MATT: No, it’s (counting). You can get to right
there.
SAM: As she’s running, she’s going to fire her
crossbow at the dude. 11 plus six, 17.
MATT: That hits.
ALL: Ooh!
(laughter)
TRAVIS: Wow!
Your dice just ollied off of the side of
your dice tray! If this was Tony Hawk, you would
be accumulating points still, it’s racking it up.
LIAM: I’ve seen this Twilight episode. He knows
what is behind your screen the rest of the game!
MARISHA: Give him the multiplier!
MATT: There you go.
SAM: Okay, so that is seven points of damage and
sneak attack damage?
MATT: Correct, as it is adjacent to Molly.
SAM: Another two points.
MATT: Okay.
SAM: Oh! And why not? I’ll use Fury of the Small!
Add another two points.
MATT: That’s a full ten points of damage to him.
SAM: Yes and then bonus action can I just hide
behind that thing?
MATT: You can’t hide behind it because you’d have
to get behind it, but you can use your bonus
action to dash and get behind it. You’re not
technically hiding, but you’ll move in this direction.
LAURA: Oh, that’s what rouges can do, they can use
their bonus action to dash?
SAM: Apparently?
MATT: Yep. You get behind. “Oh god!” That finishes
your turn, Nott. That brings us to Jester! You’re up!
LAURA: Oh okay! I’m going to sit down on the
ground and open the tent.
MATT: And look out?
LAURA: And look out.
MATT: You see this sudden interaction of everyone,
or at least Beau and Molly leaping towards the