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TALIESIN: Natural 20 is just double the die,
right?
MATT: Yeah.
TRAVIS: Come on, iron snitch.
LAURA: Make up for our shortcomings, Taliesin!
MATT: Which one’s which?
TALIESIN: First one is (counting) 15?
TRAVIS: Yeah, dude.
TALIESIN: No, double, I have to roll two dice,
right?
MATT: The first attack is that die, so that’s not
the critical.
TALIESIN: Okay, that’s fine. That’s nine points of
damage. Then two dice or double the dice?
MATT: We’ll just double the die, it’s fine. It’s
fun to do it that way. Less dice to have to roll.
TALIESIN: That’s 13 points of damage.
MATT: 13 points of damage.
MATT: Ha, nope. So you watch as it’s slashing at
Beau. The ice explodes in its side and Mollymauk
comes walking out of the tent, both of the
scimitars spinning in his hand like this dervish
entity. As he slams both blades simultaneously
into the sides of this creature, he cuts a v shape
into the upper torso and it slips out of it. The
central portion of its body slips onto the ground
with a splat and the arms fall to the side and the
body collapses onto the ground.
TALIESIN: I turn and smile at Beau.
MARISHA: Thanks.
LAURA: You cut like a little v cake with head.
TALIESIN: It’s a pizza pie with a pizza slice. I
turn 180 and get ready for the other one.
MARISHA: Doesn’t make me trust you any more. Less,
actually.
MATT: Which is now its turn. Having you rush out
of the tent, its attention once in the distance,
it traces you over as you attack its ally. It
lunges over towards you and makes two strikes in
your direction.
TALIESIN: I make eye contact with it and, fuck it,
just for fun I’m going to burn my blood maledict.
There’s going to be a blood vessel that pops on my
neck and I’m going to make him cry.
TRAVIS: “I’m just going to make him cry”!
MATT: The bulging red eyes suddenly go black and
thick droplets of blood-like ichor begin to spill
out the corners of the zombie’s eyes.
TALIESIN: I take three damage.
MATT: Oh are you–
TALIESIN: I’m amplifying.
MATT: You take three damage. This attack and the
next attack he has disadvantage on.
MARISHA: Ooh shit, that’s awesome!
MATT: 16 and an eight for the first attack so that
bring it down to a 12 to hit.
TALIESIN: No.
MATT: As it rushes towards you, you can see the
opening as it swings too wide and you duck right
out of the way. Second attack with disadvantage as
well. That’s a 19 and a 16, so the 16 plus four