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standing zombie. |
LAURA: Then I say: Oh shit, I shouldn’t have used |
all those spells earlier. All I have is Sacred |
Flame, and I’m going to do that. I’m going to |
shoot Sacred Flame and at the same time I’m going |
to go: Frumpkin, come here, let me pet you! |
MATT: All right so Sacred Flame is a saving throw |
for the– |
LAURA: Yeah, it’s a 13 dexterity. |
MATT: It actually rolled exactly a 13 with no |
modifiers, so it does succeed. |
LAURA: That doesn’t do any damage then? |
MATT: Well, what does it say on the spell, is it |
half damage or no damage? |
LAURA: It just says that’s it. |
MATT: Okay then yeah, sorry. |
LAURA: Balls! (Coughs) Shit. Frumpkin! Lumpy, come |
here. |
MATT: Let me double check that. |
LAURA: Sorry, guys. |
MATT: That finishes Jester’s turn. Fjord, you’re |
up. |
TRAVIS: Oh yeah, can I fucking run up past the |
cart? Charge into the fray with my 30 speed. |
MATT: That’s about as close as you can get right |
there. |
TRAVIS: Can I pull out my falchion? I’ll flip it |
over so it’s pommel up and I will use Eldritch |
Blast towards the remaining zombie. |
MATT: As you hold your arm out in force, the edge |
of the pommel glows with this dark, black, purple, |
crackling energy, and this single bolt of Eldritch |
energy fires out in the direction. Roll for the attack. |
TRAVIS: That is a 14. |
MATT: That hits, roll damage. |
SAM: Travis is using magic. |
TRAVIS: I’m telling you, it’s all happening you |
guys! That is nine points of damage. |
MATT: Nine points of damage, nice. It hits and the |
armor dents inward, to the point where if it was |
still a living human, it probably would’ve caused |
some serious internal bleeding or bludgeoning, but |
the creature seems relatively unphased by the |
impact, other than being pushed onto one foot then |
back on its, two-foot weight. That ends your |
turn. |
TRAVIS: I look around and say we need to drop this |
fucker and get the hell out of Dodge. |
(laughing) |
TALIESIN: There’s no way we’re going to be |
able to take this shit seriously. |
MATT: Beau, you’re up. |
MARISHA: Okay, back to the top. I’m going to do |
with my two-handed, I’m going to use my |
quarterstaff two-handed and come down and try and |
crack it over his head. |
MATT: All right, you have to move over to him, |
though. |
MARISHA: Okay, can I step over the dead guy. |
Sorry, excuse me. |
MATT: You vault off of the corpse of the other |
zombie guard and then leap down with your staff |
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