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standing zombie.
LAURA: Then I say: Oh shit, I shouldn’t have used
all those spells earlier. All I have is Sacred
Flame, and I’m going to do that. I’m going to
shoot Sacred Flame and at the same time I’m going
to go: Frumpkin, come here, let me pet you!
MATT: All right so Sacred Flame is a saving throw
for the–
LAURA: Yeah, it’s a 13 dexterity.
MATT: It actually rolled exactly a 13 with no
modifiers, so it does succeed.
LAURA: That doesn’t do any damage then?
MATT: Well, what does it say on the spell, is it
half damage or no damage?
LAURA: It just says that’s it.
MATT: Okay then yeah, sorry.
LAURA: Balls! (Coughs) Shit. Frumpkin! Lumpy, come
here.
MATT: Let me double check that.
LAURA: Sorry, guys.
MATT: That finishes Jester’s turn. Fjord, you’re
up.
TRAVIS: Oh yeah, can I fucking run up past the
cart? Charge into the fray with my 30 speed.
MATT: That’s about as close as you can get right
there.
TRAVIS: Can I pull out my falchion? I’ll flip it
over so it’s pommel up and I will use Eldritch
Blast towards the remaining zombie.
MATT: As you hold your arm out in force, the edge
of the pommel glows with this dark, black, purple,
crackling energy, and this single bolt of Eldritch
energy fires out in the direction. Roll for the attack.
TRAVIS: That is a 14.
MATT: That hits, roll damage.
SAM: Travis is using magic.
TRAVIS: I’m telling you, it’s all happening you
guys! That is nine points of damage.
MATT: Nine points of damage, nice. It hits and the
armor dents inward, to the point where if it was
still a living human, it probably would’ve caused
some serious internal bleeding or bludgeoning, but
the creature seems relatively unphased by the
impact, other than being pushed onto one foot then
back on its, two-foot weight. That ends your
turn.
TRAVIS: I look around and say we need to drop this
fucker and get the hell out of Dodge.
(laughing)
TALIESIN: There’s no way we’re going to be
able to take this shit seriously.
MATT: Beau, you’re up.
MARISHA: Okay, back to the top. I’m going to do
with my two-handed, I’m going to use my
quarterstaff two-handed and come down and try and
crack it over his head.
MATT: All right, you have to move over to him,
though.
MARISHA: Okay, can I step over the dead guy.
Sorry, excuse me.
MATT: You vault off of the corpse of the other
zombie guard and then leap down with your staff