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towards him, go for it.
MARISHA: Goddamn it, fuck, balls and shit. 13.
MATT: 13 still hits.
MARISHA: Yeah! Fuck yeah!
TRAVIS: If you weren’t drinking a sea anemone.
MARISHA: You’re so weirded out about it. 11 points
of damage.
MATT: 11 points of damage. Wham! You slam into it
and watch as it (impact). It’s starting to look
pretty beat up, but it’s still standing.
TRAVIS: Damn, that armor’s helping it, huh?
MATT: You have a bonus action if you still want
it.
MARISHA: I can hit again with my bonus, right? I’m
still trying to figure this out.
MATT: Every turn, as long as you’re attacking with
your action, you can bonus attack with you unarmed
strike. Then use a ki point to double attack if
you want.
MARISHA: Right. Learning these combat abilities,
it’s weird. Okay. I’m going to be like: Ugh, die!
I’m going to do a big roundhouse kick to his
head.
MATT: Go for it, roll for the attack.
TRAVIS: That’s awesome.
MARISHA: That’s good, that’s a 16!
MATT: 16 hits! Go ahead and roll damage.
MARISHA: That’s an unarmed strike? Okay, eight
points!
MATT: Eight points?!
MARISHA: It’s a two, plus– No, wait! I’m sorry,
six points. I was looking at the wrong thing.
MATT: That’s okay. Six points of damage. Whack!
You slam it in the side of the head with a
roundhouse kick and watch as the neck snaps and
the head is stick there like (snarling). It’s
trying to snarl, but you can hear the windpipe is
closed off at the angle that it got snapped and
it’s making this horrible choking sound.
MARISHA: I go, “Ugh, Molly!”
“Do it!”
MATT: Caleb, your turn.
LIAM: Okay I’m also tapped as well. I’m going to
back up against the tent that we came out of and
with a sinking pit in my stomach, my hand starts
to blacken and flake and fire springs from the
palm and it shoots, and I cast Fire Bolt.
MATT: Roll for the attack.
LAURA: Is that a cantrip?
LIAM: That is a cantrip, yeah. That’s good though,
that’s 17.
MATT: That hits, go ahead and roll damage.
LIAM: That’s 1d10, that’s this guy here that I
never used in the last campaign. Oh, that’s four.
MATT: Four points of damage. All right. The bolt
slams into the side of its head where it was hit
by Beau, and actually snaps it back into place.
You watch its eyes lull for a second and it comes
back with renewed undead strength.
LAURA: Renewed undead strength?