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TALIESIN: So we now know at least a 17 will hit. |
ASHLEY: That does not have advantage, right? |
MATT: You do, because you’re currently flanking |
with Beau. |
MARISHA: (singing) Because we’re flanking, bitch! |
ASHLEY: That’s a 25. |
MATT: 25 does hit. Roll damage. |
ASHLEY: Not an extra, because not Divine Fury? |
MATT: Correct. Just 2d6 plus five. |
ASHLEY: Okay. That’s 11. |
MATT: 11 points of damage. Nice! Yasha, busting it |
out. All right, that finish your turn? |
LIAM: Just a reminder that everyone is rolling at |
advantage while the Cat’s Paw holds it. |
ALL: Ooh. |
MATT: Oh, because it’s restrained? Right! |
TALIESIN: Blinded and restrained right now. |
MATT: Good to know. That finishes Yasha’s turn. |
It’s now Fjord’s go. |
MARISHA: (exaggerated Texan drawl) I do a cowboy |
saunter up behind the– I go under the lollipop |
and I use the magical field of the lollipop to |
make it like me walking through a glitter fog |
machine. I walk up to him, thank you. I walk up, |
and I’m going to attack with my falchion. |
MATT: Go for it. Make two strikes with the |
falchion. First attack with advantage. |
MARISHA: I’m sorry, Travis. |
SAM: That’s exactly how he talks. |
MARISHA: I’ll take that 18, plus that seven. |
MATT: All right, that hits. The first attack, |
that’s a d8 plus– |
MARISHA: Plus Hex. |
MATT: A d8, plus four, plus Hex. |
MARISHA: And then I’m going do Booming Blade with |
my action. Is that not how this works? |
MATT: No. |
MARISHA: Okay, no. I’m going to do damage. |
MATT: Booming Blade is a cantrip that only gives |
you one attack as part of the action. |
MARISHA: Never mind, then I’m just going to hit it |
real hard. |
MATT: That’s okay. |
MARISHA: Six plus two plus five, so eight plus |
five. |
MATT: All right, that’s 13 damage. |
MARISHA: See my math? I can only do half. I’m so |
tired. |
MATT: It’s been a long day. I know. Fjord comes up |
holding the falchion, hand swings down, carving |
through, the shadows of the Hex helping the blade |
dig in that much more. You have a second attack. |
MARISHA: Okay, it’s still advantage, right? |
MATT: Yep. |
MARISHA: Yeah, hyuck hyuck hyuck. I’ll take that |
16. |
LIAM: Meanwhile, Travis is somewhere singing “Dear |
Theodosia.” |
MARISHA: Yeah, somewhere he’s getting a nosebleed |
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