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create a new life this day.
LIAM: Really? Well, you should get ready for a
long labor, this one could take up to 36 hours–
MATT: (infant crying)
MARISHA: It is done.
(laughter)
MARISHA: The mortal world has received its divine
cherub.
LIAM: What?! That’s medically impossible! You
didn’t even push!
MARISHA: Does one need push for the summer to
shine down its radiance upon us? No, we merely
bask in its glory. Lo, my baby is perfection.
MATT: Yes, I am perfection. Mother, I bring news
from the womb. The newly revamped digital
character sheet from D&D Beyond has released!
What’s been added: improved desktop and tablet
views, better at a glance information, additional
ad hoc customization, custom themes, shareable
links, and an updated PDF export. To celebrate,
D&D Beyond is giving away a complete legendary
bundle to a random viewer. To enter to win, go to
Twitter.com/DnDBeyond (‘n’, not ’&’), and reply to
the pinned tweet with a shareable link for one of
your D&D Beyond characters. The giveaway ends this
Sunday at midnight PM.
MARISHA: You are a miracle baby. I love you.
MATT: I love you, Mama Willingham.
MARISHA: It’s Bailey.
TALIESIN: And scene.
SAM: Thank you guys, this was great. That was
theater!
MATT: And strangely accurate.
MARISHA: That was handed to us two minutes ago.
SAM: You were fantastic as Laura Bailey.
LIAM: It was like Travis was here!
SAM: Yeah, my Travis is pretty good. Also from D&D
Beyond, next Wednesday, July 18 at 1:00 PM
Pacific, & BEYOND, a new weekly stream hosted by
Adam Bradford and Todd Kenreck, kicks off with
super-special guest Matthew Mercer.
MATT: Yay!
SAM: Did you know that? Okay, cool. Each week, the
show will cover not only D&D, but also the guest’s
other passions outside of D&D, like D&D.
MATT: Maybe they shouldn’t have started with me.
SAM: Shenanigans will ensue, so don’t miss it. Be
sure to check it out at Twitch.tv/dndbeyond to
watch. That’s our sponsor shoutout.
MATT: Boom! Well done, Sam. Laura and Travis,
direct all that fury at Sam, please.
LIAM: Send your emails.
MATT: Thank you, Sam. A couple of quick notes
here: we are headed to San Diego Comic-Con next
week for our Critical Role panel and, as we
announced today, we’re also going to New York
Comic-Con later this year. For details on either
of those events, go to Critrole.com for all the
information. It’s there for you. The “Nott the
Best Detective Agency” shirt is up in the store