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MATT: She falls cackling to the ground. (laughter)
and is rolling on the ground, the blade falling
out of her grip for the moment and then she
clutches it back to her, rolls with it.
SAM: Oh, she has it?
MATT: Yeah.
LIAM: Tight tight tight.
SAM: Cool cool cool. Tasha’s: at the end of its
turn, it can make a wisdom saving throw. Hold on.
Okay. I’m going to get out of there, run past the
laughing thing.
MATT: Okay.
SAM: As fast as I can. Oh, not that way, the other
way.
MATT: That’s fine. (counting)
SAM: Yeah. Do I try to get her weapon or do I keep
running? She’s clutching it, still, you said?
MATT: Yes.
SAM: So it’d be like a strength check. I’m just
going to keep running. Another 30 feet.
MATT: Which direction? Around here?
SAM: Yeah. Well, because I’m still trying to get
where the spider told me to go.
MATT: (counting) There you go.
MARISHA: As Nott comes around the corner, I’m just
going to go: Hey! Psst!
SAM: Huh? Ah!
MARISHA: (shushing)
MATT: That finishes Nott’s go. Clay, you’re up.
TALIESIN: Another 60 feet.
MATT: Are you jumping off the wall or going full
square on the outer wall?
TALIESIN: I’ll jump off the wall.
MATT: Make an acrobatics check to try and land.
TALIESIN: Ooh, that’s 14.
MATT: 14? Okay, you fall to one knee, but you get
up okay. You don’t take any damage.
LIAM: He’s just that good.
MATT: (counting) 30. You’re just coming up on the
outside of the kitchen. The horse is just (snorting).
TALIESIN: Hey, big guy.
MARISHA: “Hey, big guy!”
SAM: This guy!
TALIESIN: How could you be angry at a horse, man?
It’s not like this is an evil horse.
LIAM: It’s Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski.
TALIESIN: It’s not that far off.
MATT: That finishes Clay’s turn. Keg, you’re up.
ASHLY: I’m still Hasted, yes?
MATT: Yeah.
ASHLY: Okay, great. So I’m going to smack Phil.
MATT: Go for it.
ASHLY: That is 18.
MATT: 18 definitely hits.
ASHLY: And nine?
MATT: Nine points of damage?