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ASHLY: Yeah.
MATT: Phil is down. Whack up the side of the
head. Phil just crumples to the ground.
ASHLY: Sorry, Phil! I’m going to run. Can I catch
up to Nott?
LIAM and ASHLY: 50 feet of movement.
ASHLY: 50 feet of movement.
SAM: Did you see where I went?
LIAM: Bing bang bong bing bong bing bong!
MATT: (counting) You have ten more feet. You can’t
quite get to Nott, but there’s a laughing
barbarian on the ground.
ASHLY: I could dash, right?
LIAM: She’s on the ground, though, and she is out
of it so you could fucking Goodfellas the shit
out of that woman.
ASHLY: All right.
MATT: Up to you.
LIAM: Or whatever. Whatever you want.
ASHLY: Okay. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh, I feel bad! I was
kind of friends with her back in the day. Okay,
we’ll do it.
MATT: So the dwarf moves into there.
ASHLY: I teabag her for roughly 15 minutes and
then I– hastily. All right, here we go. Fuck.
SAM: I think you may get advantage because she’s
prone.
MATT: Yeah, it’s advantage on the attack.
ASHLY: Oh, okay, great. 11.
MATT: 11? No.
MARISHA: Is her AC down?
MATT: Nope. The first attack, you go to swing and
she rolls over from the laughter and just hit the
ground. The stone cracks from the impact.
ASHLY: So I have two more actions.
MATT: Yeah, because that was your second attack.
Then you have your extra attack, and then you have
a bonus attack.
SAM: Oh my god.
ASHLY: I’m Hasted, right?
MATT: That’s how you have an additional attack. So
you have two more attacks.
ASHLY: Try again. So 20?
MATT: 20 definitely hits.
SAM: Still advantage on the attack, right?
MATT: Yep.
TALIESIN: Roll again in case you crit.
ASHLY: Okay, no, 20, and then–
MATT: All right, roll damage on that.
ASHLY: Ten.
TALIESIN: Is it an auto–
MATT: She makes a saving throw.
TALIESIN: I mean is it advantage?
LIAM: It is advantage, but it’s not an auto crit.
MATT: What is the DC? She rolled a 14.