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SAM: 14.
MATT: Yeah, that spell has faded.
SAM: Oh no. But you can still attack one more
time, right?
MATT: She’s still prone and you get another
attack, if you like.
ASHLY: Okay.
LIAM: Get that motherfucker. Get it get it, girl,
get it get it.
ASHLY: I don’t get advantage anymore, right?
MATT: You still have advantage, she’s still
prone.
ASHLY: Oh, she’s still prone, okay.
SAM: Fuck you!
ASHLY: 14?
MARISHA: Barbarian, 14?
MATT: 14 does not hit. It misses by one.
SAM: Those dice are terrible!
MATT: I’m sorry. However, you are just a
frightening display in front of her.
ASHLY: Now I’m going to action surge.
MARISHA: Ooh! Yaaas, girl, yaaas!
ASHLY: Shit! All right, 17!
MATT: That does hit.
ASHLY: Oh my god, Jesus Christ almighty. 11
damage.
MATT: 11 points of damage, all right. You have one
more attack from the action surge.
SAM: Another one?
ASHLY: Oh fuck yes, okay. Come on, baby. 20!
(cheering)
SAM: It took six attacks!
ASHLY: So what happens when I crit?
MATT: Roll your dice and double it.
ASHLY: Double the dice. So then that’s five–
MATT: That’s ten. Ten plus your modifier.
ASHLY: Ten plus my mod– 14.
MATT: 14 points of damage.
ASHLY: But then I roll–?
LIAM: What is it normally?
ASHLY: A 1d8 plus four.
MATT: You rolled a five, you double that to ten
and then add the four. So 14 damage on a single
hit. With that one final burst of interior
strength and adrenaline kicks in and you slam
twice into the body of Wohn on the ground, the
wind knocked out of her. Her eyes go wild for a
second before focusing on you, the anger and
hatred brewing in her face as her brow furrows.
That, I believe, is all you can do on your turn.
TALIESIN: Do you have a little bit more–?
ASHLY: I’ve got ten more feet of movement?
(laughing) Okay, I’m going to try to get away from
her. I’m going to go–
LIAM: Zip!
ASHLY: You know I’m going to go back.