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MARISHA: Look, it’s in the shape of a dick. |
MATT: “I’m not going to ask. Four? Did you want |
them?” |
LAURA: Sure, yes. How much for four healing |
potions? |
MATT: “For four healing potions,” and he pulls |
them out and plops them on the table, “240 gold pieces.” |
TALIESIN: Level two. |
LAURA: Okay, hold on. I open up my pack and I pour |
out all my money. I start counting it. |
ASHLEY: Do you have a deal, you know, if we got |
all of them? That seems pretty high. Right? That |
seems pretty high for a healing potion. |
MATT: Make a persuasion check with disadvantage. |
Yasha: the wheeler and dealer. |
ASHLEY: Three. |
MATT: “No, actually, I think it’s rather standard |
in these parts. But I can put them back.” |
TALIESIN: Healing potions aside, you are doing |
something really interesting and exciting here. |
You’re not a healing potion dealer. What are you |
doing here? Like this is fascinating. |
MATT: “Oh, I create all sorts of means of tending |
to wounds and loss of stamina. To be honest, a lot |
"of people come around here for |
performance-enhancing fungus.” |
TALIESIN: I don’t know, I feel like you can excite |
me. I feel like there’s something that you have to |
show that’s really exciting. I’m not entirely sure |
it’s all about stamina, I think you’ve got |
something– you did that on purpose. Talk to me |
like I’m a child, show me something I’ve never |
seen before. |
MATT: Make a persuasion check. |
TALIESIN: Not with advantage, because I don’t have |
it, but I was so excited. |
MATT: Nope. |
TALIESIN: Persuasion check. 19. I’m fishing for |
drugs, I’m not going to lie. I’ve been on the road |
a long time, I don’t remember how to do this. |
MATT: He leans in close to you. “Mind closing the |
door?” |
TALIESIN: I skip over to the door and gingerly |
close it. |
MATT: “Keep curious company, that’s true.” |
TALIESIN: Yes, I do. And we’re leaving town |
today. |
MATT: “Those are magical words for a man of my |
business. Are you a fan of skein?” |
TALIESIN: I don’t actually know what that is. |
MATT: “Well,” and he goes back into the back |
chamber, comes back with a small satchel. There’s |
a finely dried, dusted material on the inside, it |
has a grayish-blue color to it. He goes, “This is |
"a dried and ground fungus called skein. It’s |
called skein because when you eat it you can see |
"the weave of time.” |
MARISHA: Is that what skein means? |
MATT: “It’s a woven skein, it’s a joke on fate– |
never mind.” |
TALIESIN: I thought it was very clever. |
MATT: “Thank you very much. It’s effective, it’s |
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