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popular on the outskirts where it’s not so heavily
"controlled and carries a huge jail-time if caught.
How much are you looking to purchase?”
TALIESIN: I’ve got to be honest, I’m not made of
money, but I’m always curious for a new experience.
MARISHA: Can I do an insight check on this guy?
MATT: Sure, go for it.
MARISHA: See if he’s trying to scam us.
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA: Can I use my criminal background?
MATT: Sure.
LIAM: All right, Marisha said that, not
Beauregard.
MARISHA: To know if he’s actually giving what he’s
giving?
MATT: You know what? Make your insight check.
MARISHA: Just straight insight.
MATT: Straight insight.
MARISHA: It’s not as good as I would’ve hoped.
18.
MATT: Not as good as I hoped: 18.
LIAM: That’s a slam dunk at level two.
MATT: Seems on the level, seems excited that
somebody’s asking about it. You get the sense
that maybe he makes a lot of this either for
himself or in hopes that somebody asks about it
and is seemingly excited that somebody in this
bumfuck town, in his opinion, would even have
interest. You have once encountered this substance
before, and it does seem legit.
MARISHA: Okay.
ASHLEY: How do we know if it’s good quality,
though? Can I give it a sample?
TALIESIN: Well, this might be complicated, I think
that just– What would–
TRAVIS: How about a few experiences?
TALIESIN: A few experiences’ worth. What would that
run me?
MATT: Hey guys, we’re dealing D&D drugs.
TALIESIN: I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry for dragging
the entire audience into this. Hopefully your
children are already asleep, I do apologize.
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evening.
TALIESIN: Thank you for really bringing that to
earth for me. You started this.
MATT: “I’ll put you in at a gold an experience,
how about that?”
TALIESIN: All right. Yeah, put me in for one. I’ll
try anything once.
MATT: He takes a small little batch of this dried,
powdered fungus, and puts it into a small glass
vial, corks it, and hands it over.
ASHLEY: Well, you might as well make another one.
I’m not going to let my friend experience it alone.
TALIESIN: What’s it called? Skein?
MATT: Skein. S-K-E-I-N. I believe that’s how it’s
spelled.
LAURA: Yasha, you should take it with them. Right
now. It’ll be fun.
TALIESIN: No, this is not how this works. This is