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SAM: One more, this one is worth two points. A
female kenku paladin with no arms or legs.
LAURA: What’s a kenku?
LIAM: Kenku’s a bird.
LAURA: Yeah, I know. Shut up!
SAM: Who worships the lobster-headed god
Blibdoolpoolp, and it is a real god, and is
dragged around by a pack of reindeer. Liam, what
is the name of that character?
LIAM: Dagon Henry Kissinger.
MARISHA: Madame Mannequin Ba-Deece.
TRAVIS: Filma Kraken.
SAM: Judges, Liam, Liam, Marisha, Liam gets two
points! Travis gets two points! Marisha wins!
MARISHA: Yay, golf rules!
SAM: I will personally buy you one of those books,
Marisha, hold me to it. D&D Beyond, everyone, make
your character today.
MATT: Thank you Sam, thank you very much.
LAURA: That was good.
TALIESIN: That got weird.
MATT: Isn’t it always, though?
LAURA: That was close, I’m not going to count it.
This is the one Sam gave me, so we’ll see.
MATT: Finishing up from that, we have Talks Machina
next Tuesday at 7:00pm Pacific here on Twitch and
Project Alpha to discuss tonight’s episode of
Critical Role hosted by our fantastic Brian W.
Foster, so check that out on Tuesday next week. We
have a new show called Weave coming up, Marisha, do
you want to explain this a little bit?
TALIESIN: We’re one episode in.
MATT: One episode in? That’s right, that launched this
week.
MARISHA: Yeah, it happened… last night?
TALIESIN: Wednesday night.
MARISHA: Wednesday night, it happens after
Wednesday Club. It’s being GMed by Amy Dallen and
it’s an interactive storytelling RPG game. It’s
got all the ladies of Geek & Sundry, so check it out.
MATT: That’s awesome.
TRAVIS: That’s a dope jacket, by the way.
MARISHA: Thanks, man.
TRAVIS: Yeah, jealous.
MATT: We’ll get you one, same size. Last week’s
episode of Critical Role is available in podcast
form wherever you can find the greatest podcasts to
download. So if you have friends who are listening
to the audio, they can do so now and be caught up
with you up until after tonight. Also, comic book
issue four of Critical Role: Vox Machina Origins
is available for digital download anywhere where you can
find digital comics for the most part: ComiXology,
the Dark Horse app, and other great places.
TRAVIS: It’s so good, Minxie’s in there killing things.
MATT: We’ve got a new one creeping up on the
horizon.
LIAM: I’ve read the whole thing, I’ve seen the
pictures.